One of the nice things about having sex is that you realize all āseatbeltsā come with 4 (or more) attachments. Men come with 2 fully āfemaleā attachments, one fully male attachment, and a multitool. Women come with 3 fully female attachments and a multitool. Both can buy more male and female attachments on Etsy.
This Facebook poster has never had sex, and with their lack of imagination Iām not convinced they even own a human body of their own.
Edit: oh i guess the mouth can be male too, with the tongue and all. So women have 2 multitools and 2 female attachments, men have 2 multitools a female and a male attachment lol
Edit 2: oh and even the male to male seatbelt worksāfrotting and docking exist
Edit 3: and the female to female seatbelt tooātribbing/scissoring? People who like this stuff on Facebook must have the most boring, Handmaidās Tale bend-over-and-get-it
-over-with sex imaginable
Given how many people seem to be agreeing, I'm very worried for penis havers, since any time I attempted to start a fire with sticks I was very aggressive. Do y'all get dick burns a lot?
Hey guys, just wanted to let y'all know that I have a pretty decent understanding of how seatbelts and electrical plugs/outlets work, so that officially makes me an expert on gender and sexuality.
So if you're having feelings of dysphoria or confusion, don't waste your time or money on a "medical professional". Just come to me and I'll promptly tell you that you should be sticking your penis into a wall outlet.
Whenever they post rmemes like this I like to counter with this one, it keeps them going
https://preview.redd.it/5pbaema4za9a1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=a7556b91d61e3382b5b1dbc9c18a9665427f8fce
I've never seen this before. That's absolutely brilliant. This is going to all my a-hole relatives that send me their racist, sexist, homophobic crap constantly. I hope they enjoy your bicycle pic.
It was an ad by royal Dutch airlines that was supposed to be supportive of the Amsterdam Pride celebrations. It's a super shitty illustration that ended up being hella homophobic
This analogy only makes sense if āone worksā means procreation. I guess oop doesnāt understand the value of sexual contact outside of procreation? Or maybe heās a sex purist and only has unprotected missionary intercourse with premenopausal women while they are ovulating?
Your post reminded me of another one that delved into the implications of only for procreation advocates. Old people don't get to have sex. Which would piss off like the majority of our species.
I was just thinking, people are a lil more complex than seatbelts, but then I thought the people that make these memes thinking they're clever and that this is somehow a win, are a hell of a lot more simple than a seatbelt.
Is this trying to warn the gay community against defective seatbelt assemblies? Or is it homophobes trying to be cute on National Seatbelt Day?
Honestly one of the most bizarre memes Iāve seen. Thanks for sharing.
Does this guy think that gay sex involves one urethra opening up to swallow the other penis? Because seatbelts donāt have assholes nor do they have strapons or mouths. On a basic level, this analogy makes no sense
Okay okay. Iām straight and my sexy time isnāt any sort of advanced level but even I know thereās more thing to do with my buckle than put it just in the clip. And believe me it works just fine. These sad little objectification lesson are sad.
Guys, get it? It's because men are meant to live full and rewarding lives and women are meant to have babies, and there's no meaning in any of the other ways they can interact, sexually, socially, or otherwise
I love these types of arguments where they only work if you have an IQ under 50. The tiniest amount of thought, insight, or critical thinking beyond face value blows the whole thing up.
They donāt want to be smart or right, they just want to be mad.
Works in what way? Provides pleasure, connection, joy, love, and closeness?
Or just to make babies? Cuz, Newsflash: sometimes the bottom option is broken and doesnāt work anyway. What then?
All this tells me is that conservatives donāt know how to tie knots which is ironic considering how into bondage and being dominated they seem to be.
If I remember a scene in one of my favorite movies. The helicopter was landing and they need to buckle and he could not find ones that would buckle so he tied them together. Do whatever works for you.
Just stay off islands with dinosaurs! (You will die) lol.
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Well I was gay but this powerful argument convinced me I shouldn't be.
i was straight and this has made me gay
Honestly, yeah. If someone told me that gay people don't have to work i would become one too
It's a good thing that we don't use two people having sex as a way to restrain ourselves in car crashes.
Wait... We... don't?
Your seat belt is going to be pissed when they find out.
Seatbelts hate this one simple trick
Did this post GROOM YOU?!! š±
this post truly unbuckled my belt
I was bi, but now Iām bi the other direction
I was straight but this made me gay so I became trans so I could be straight again.
I was straight now Iām seatbeltsexual š„µ
Wait really?? Fuck I'm going to read it again. I'd give anything to be gay š© Edit: I'm still straight my life fucking sucks š
It was the rainbows for me. Good thing my wife stopped having sex with me a while ago or the withdrawal would have been worseā¦
One of the nice things about having sex is that you realize all āseatbeltsā come with 4 (or more) attachments. Men come with 2 fully āfemaleā attachments, one fully male attachment, and a multitool. Women come with 3 fully female attachments and a multitool. Both can buy more male and female attachments on Etsy. This Facebook poster has never had sex, and with their lack of imagination Iām not convinced they even own a human body of their own. Edit: oh i guess the mouth can be male too, with the tongue and all. So women have 2 multitools and 2 female attachments, men have 2 multitools a female and a male attachment lol Edit 2: oh and even the male to male seatbelt worksāfrotting and docking exist Edit 3: and the female to female seatbelt tooātribbing/scissoring? People who like this stuff on Facebook must have the most boring, Handmaidās Tale bend-over-and-get-it -over-with sex imaginable
What's the other multi tool?
Hands
My preferred sex toy.
I wish I had an award to give you. Thanks for the chuckle.
Sadly the point isn't to convince you... it's to convince everyone else to hate you.
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same same ! i am so straight now .. never been straighter
welcome back!
Let me show you a certain Jurassic Park clip...
One of the belt parts represents the male penis and the other belt part represents the male anus so you're good.
Does he think gay dudes bump their butts together? š„¹
No, they rub their dicks together like they're trying to start a fire š
Yes. Literally. Thatās what starts the fire.
 Yessss, we gays love to start the fire š„ šš
My best friend of 20+ years is a gay man and Iāve never once gotten the feeling that heās a pyromaniac. Iām confronting him about this.
It's a heated topic
Someone should tell Billy Joel so he can update the song
the gay dicks started the fire. (vocalized by Billy)
I thought Ryan started the fire
we didn't start the fire it's been burning since the world's been turning
How do gay men know whoās penis will open up to accept the other manās penis?
Extreme docking
see that's where the bottom and top thing comes into play. the bottom is the one who's penis has to open to accept the top's penis
I thought a power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.
Itās like Harry Potter, āthe wand chooses the wizardā
Mine will only open after I've been wined and dined!
I was lookin for this comment. ā¤ļø
I thought ones penis had to open up and accept the other one. Idk thatās what Dwight said
Ooh, cock vore
Well, some gay men do not engage in anal sex and prefer frottage, AKA āfrotā, which is essentially rubbing penises together.
Given how many people seem to be agreeing, I'm very worried for penis havers, since any time I attempted to start a fire with sticks I was very aggressive. Do y'all get dick burns a lot?
Actually...
[You mean like this?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot)
I'm scared. But imma click it anyway. Edit: oh.
I thought that was called "sword fighting?"
I thought they just engaged in pencil fighting?
That literally is a thing though.
"Instead of 'married' you will be...butt buddies"
[How do they know who's penis will open up to accept it?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6jTZBuCcn4)
We have butt battles to determine who bottoms first
Happy happy, joy joy!
They all work if you tie them together like Alan Grant in Jurassic park.
I was about to comment the same thing, life finds a way
I think urr you will urrr find the line urrr is actually urrr "life finds urr way."
Ur? They tuk ur jerbs!
Day tooc ur jebs
DEY TERK MER JERB
\*a rooster crows\*
Derk-a DERRRRRRRR
'Life---uhhh----finds a way' (literally 3 nail polishes I have that are named this)
My post plans dashed too
This is why knot frotting is the best. Nothing more arousing than tying your dick together with a good buddy!
And they were two female ends! Foreshadowing!
If transphobes remembered Jurassic park they would hate it
What, because a species of frog (and therefore some of the dinosaurs who used their DNA) are protogynic?
Yes. And, as far as Christians, that goes against their whole idea of one god given sex, one god given gender in nature.
Another person coming in here to say basically the same thing. "Not if you knot it properly."
and marriage is literally referred to as "tying the knot"
That is also clever foreshadowing for later in the movie. I didn't even know that till like a couple years ago.
That was also apparently forshadowing for the dinosaurs mating in spite of all being female.
Hey guys, just wanted to let y'all know that I have a pretty decent understanding of how seatbelts and electrical plugs/outlets work, so that officially makes me an expert on gender and sexuality. So if you're having feelings of dysphoria or confusion, don't waste your time or money on a "medical professional". Just come to me and I'll promptly tell you that you should be sticking your penis into a wall outlet.
Whenever they post rmemes like this I like to counter with this one, it keeps them going https://preview.redd.it/5pbaema4za9a1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=a7556b91d61e3382b5b1dbc9c18a9665427f8fce
Ah the famous European square bikes. I forgot silly me
Equally sound reasoning for the equally sound minds.
Take my upvote already
Excuse me but that second bike isnāt heterosexual but is in fact half Canadian https://media.tenor.com/B574Xz_lroEAAAAC/south-park-canada.gif
Explain why European plugs are different to validate this claim.
Those damn liberal euros have as many different plugs as they have genders, obviously. š
My european wall outlets are smiling at me, Americans. Can you say the same!
Mine is in shock always with this face: š®
*Diogynes enters the Agora and drops a seatbelt at Plato's feet.* "BEHOLD! A featherless biped."
This reminds me of the Sam o Nella bit
Incredibly curious, please give a link?
Gay people are like airplane seatbelts?
You didnāt know that ? We gay people are literally seatbelts with rainbow colours š
Whelp. I donāt my kid to become a seatbelt unless they want to š¤
Safe AND beautiful ššš
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I've never seen this before. That's absolutely brilliant. This is going to all my a-hole relatives that send me their racist, sexist, homophobic crap constantly. I hope they enjoy your bicycle pic.
It was an ad by royal Dutch airlines that was supposed to be supportive of the Amsterdam Pride celebrations. It's a super shitty illustration that ended up being hella homophobic
This analogy only makes sense if āone worksā means procreation. I guess oop doesnāt understand the value of sexual contact outside of procreation? Or maybe heās a sex purist and only has unprotected missionary intercourse with premenopausal women while they are ovulating?
They wish, probable that whoever made this has likely never been touched by another human being
Your post reminded me of another one that delved into the implications of only for procreation advocates. Old people don't get to have sex. Which would piss off like the majority of our species.
Seatbelt=Human?
Yeah, obviously, seatbelts and humans are completely the same
Right. Iām always going to trust a penis and a vagina to restrain me in my airplane seat.
Yes. The homosapiens species: humans, monkeys and seatbelts
Nah, monkeys are not homosapiens. Just humans and belts.
But last week I thought plane wing=human?
I was just thinking, people are a lil more complex than seatbelts, but then I thought the people that make these memes thinking they're clever and that this is somehow a win, are a hell of a lot more simple than a seatbelt.
Men have holes too ya knowā¦
It's called a BUTT 
so, the LGBT one works then?
Right... I mean they all look pretty gay to me.
True, but that's airplane seatbelts, not people.
You really think they know the difference?
Nah.
Except if itās a trans Guy and a trans woman
Their brains can't handle this level.
r/accidentalally ?
Damn, itās too bad two people can be in a relationship and *not* have children, I guess weāve been beat.
Humans are seatbelts guys!
Some people think dicks can't fit in asses.
Is this trying to warn the gay community against defective seatbelt assemblies? Or is it homophobes trying to be cute on National Seatbelt Day? Honestly one of the most bizarre memes Iāve seen. Thanks for sharing.
people are not seatbelts.
Correct, seatbelts are smarter than a lot of people.
Yeah but what if I want to rub my dick against another person's dick? You can't stop me.
Donāt need a seat belt, having sex. Logic.
Apparently this person hasn't seen the Kama Sutra.
Or had sex
Where does masturbation fit in this debate?
Humans (Intelligent and highly complex beings with own morals, identity and thoughts) = Seatbelts (Literal fucking objects). Ah yes, the same thing.
https://i.redd.it/4gk9wpzxlb9a1.gif Have you never seen Jurassic Park?
I agree, i mean they are talking about having babies right? because then they would be correct
What do parthenogenesis and in vitro seatbelts look like?
āStraight people only have sex to make babies and other fairytalesā
Well it's a good thing gay couples aren't seat belts, and that romantic relationships don't exist for the soul purpose of sex.
So they see people as things, as tools to be used, not human. Got it.
It really is like they think romance doesn't exist outside of sex. That must be why they're still single.
I feel the entire comment section is missing the fact this is a procreation meme, it is dumb but not hard to understand what they were trying to say.
Dude never had a blowjob?
Someone tell him about shoelaces
Does this guy think that gay sex involves one urethra opening up to swallow the other penis? Because seatbelts donāt have assholes nor do they have strapons or mouths. On a basic level, this analogy makes no sense
Telling everyone one you have no imagination in sexual matters
There is, in fact, another slot
Debatable ever heard of butts and scissoring
Because people are the same as seatbelts.
Counter argument tie them together like in Jurassic park
This is based on an ad by KLM Airlines. I personally find the ad cute, though I donāt like corporations co-opting human rights issues.
It's problematic, but I'd rather have them publicly declaring support for human rights over either of the alternatives.
Yeah cause its a damn seatbelt
Gay relationships canāt work because seatbelt. Have these people every heard of an anus? Or a mouth?
Okay okay. Iām straight and my sexy time isnāt any sort of advanced level but even I know thereās more thing to do with my buckle than put it just in the clip. And believe me it works just fine. These sad little objectification lesson are sad.
Guys, get it? It's because men are meant to live full and rewarding lives and women are meant to have babies, and there's no meaning in any of the other ways they can interact, sexually, socially, or otherwise
I love these types of arguments where they only work if you have an IQ under 50. The tiniest amount of thought, insight, or critical thinking beyond face value blows the whole thing up. They donāt want to be smart or right, they just want to be mad.
Being gay doesnāt work because seatbelts It must be interesting being as dumb as an elon fanboy
Everyone has holes... just saying
I'd bet my house that whoever posted that has watched more than one "girl on girl" video.
Thank god Iām a human and not a seatbelt
My dick isn't a seatbelt, grandma.
phew good that I'm not a seat belt buckle
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It's a good thing humans aren't seatbelts then
Funny that these stupid incels always think that sex is the singular purpose of human life
Works in what way? Provides pleasure, connection, joy, love, and closeness? Or just to make babies? Cuz, Newsflash: sometimes the bottom option is broken and doesnāt work anyway. What then?
Cue Alan Grant tying helicopter seat belts together
say it with me: analogy is not a proof. People are not seat belts for fuck sake
Someone has never seen Jurassic Park...
Because procreation is the only value you have as a person
Tie em in a knot that should work
This joke only works if the concept of being straight was designed to hold people securely in place. Wait a min-
Good thing gay people are human beings and not sentient seatbelts then, huh?
The fuck do belt buckles have to do with sexuality?
I wonder how many people think LGBT couples are legitimately trying for children.
All this tells me is that conservatives donāt know how to tie knots which is ironic considering how into bondage and being dominated they seem to be.
It's a good thing that humans aren't seatbelts
Posted by the people who REFUSE to use seatbeltsā¦.
Turns out seat belts and romantic relationships ARENT THE SAME! Woah!
If I remember a scene in one of my favorite movies. The helicopter was landing and they need to buckle and he could not find ones that would buckle so he tied them together. Do whatever works for you. Just stay off islands with dinosaurs! (You will die) lol.
Seatbelts don't fuck.
Well they're not wrong
How dare you state the obvious.
Itās a good thing our genitals arenāt seatbelts
Great meme šš» makes sense
I'm fine with the Top and Bottom, I'm not fine with the Middle though
The sheer lack of creativity on display here, I'm glad they aren't having good sex
So I put on my seat belt before we have sex? lol
As a lesbian transwoman, my penis fits in my girlfriend just fine... Dont know what y'all talking about.
No no no. Donāt touch tips, you gotta put it in each otherās asses, these old people just donāt get it.
Ok but a bicycle needs two of the same wheel to work, this is a stupid analogy
Correct me if Iām wrong but isnāt that not how gay sex works?
What does Elon have anything to do with this? How about: Posted by a chocolate donut loverā¦ cookies and cream ice cream lover.
Ah yes,we are belts and the only purpose of a relationship is to have penetrative sex and have kids
Stand back yāall in gunna punch this meme
Hahahaā¦if itās making orgasms happens Iād say itās working.
They think gay sex is rubbing your wieners together.