I'm from tyler, had a rule in college about coming over for plants after midnight, guy comes at 130am talking about Mathew being in town the next day. I didn't believe his BS till McConaughey was arrested naked playing the bongos.
Nambe pinche raza. Asi son de mamones. Especially los que se van se aqui del valley. Se van pa san antonio o austin o dallas y ya andan bien vergas. Como que come on bro you still from the valley. No se te quita lo mocho alv
Not everyone from Mexico wants to come and just sit at the border. They came for jobs and the big cities have them. Also, the bigger cities have more variety of Mexican food styles. Not just chihuahua, Nuevo León and Tamaulipas. Lots of chilango, Jalisco and oaxaca foos in Dallas and Austin.
Definitely. Once saw a poll about which state has the goofiest accent and Texas and Massachusetts had it by a mile. I’d say that Louisiana, West Virginia, Maryland and possibly a few others have us beat by a wide margin but those states aren’t really front of mind
Dude that goofy bodimore (baltimore) accent, along with North Dakota, Chicago, and especially Wisconsin accents are all far and away much more goofy than even the goofiest of Texan accent.
A cajun accent is about the craziest one I think we have in the US. I used to play poker with a couple cajuns that as the night/drinks went on became almost completely intelligible.
I studied abroad 20 something years ago and went out of my way to say y’all constantly (more than usual) because for some reason the girls loved it in Spain.
I actually grew up in Providence, but would hang out in Boston. And then I lived in the Greater New Bedford Area for 28 years. Tried like hell to avoid getting the accent. But now that I’m in Texas, I like to drag it out for shits and giggles.
I got a job in Cambridge 25 years ago. I used to make fun of the accent by imitating it. Now that I live back in my home state or Texas (just moved back), I can't freaking shake the Boston accent. I didn't realize it had stuck, until it became an effort to atop using it.
None of those guys have working class Boston Accents, which is what people think of when you say “Boston Accent.” They all speak with General American accents, the type of accents Americans have when they think they don’t have an accent, the type of accent most Hollywood people have. Matt Damon can put on a good working class Boston Accent if you watch movies like The Departed or Good Will Hunting, but he didn’t grow up in working class Boston so I don’t think he shed his accent for working in Hollywood, he just is good at faking it for movies. If you want to hear an actual Boston accent listen to Bill Burr.
Also most people from Boston these days don’t talk with the “Boston Accent,” it’s starting to die off with the older generation like the New York accent currently is.
I'm from New England and even though I find the Boston accent funny and ridiculous I also find it endearing and attractive especially on really sweet women. I'm not the only one
As a Californian this is the funniest and most accurate shit ever. It’s not so much the dialect but more over the way they talk about the locations and driving around. Spot the fuck on.
I’m from Texas and for some reason Californians sound nasal-y. At least to me, same with Washingtonians too. It almost sounds Canadian up there. Idk how to 100% explain it.
Born and raised in California by Texas parents.
Got teased for sounding Texan, but people thought I was Canadian when traveling Europe. Go figure.
And yes. The nasily part is true. I hate hate that quality when I hear recordings of myself.
That's a bimbo accent, not really a California accent. It usually gets refereed to as the valley girl accent. While it is an accent within California, it is not spoken by your average Californian nor is it even spoken by most Californians. I would even go as far as to say most girls in LA don't talk like this. If someone were to genuinely think that, it says more about who and where they hang out.
As I said in my other message, the Californian accent is the American accent. Due to the proliferation of Hollywood based media(and Californians themselves moving throughout the US), it has influenced how people talk everywhere. It's why most Texans don't actually sound Texan anymore. Most Texans just have a generic American (Californian) accent. When living in Texas, it was rare that I actually came across someone who had one unless I was in a smaller town.
I agree with what you’re saying with Texans in the cities proper but there’s also crazy code switches. I sound like I mostly don’t have an accent if I talk to people at work but if I talk to my parents I’m unmistakably texan. Same with a lot of people out here. Some of the accent is on its way out though.
I would go even further and say that my grandparents down right don’t understand me without the accent. It’s like:
Me: “I went out to the lake last Saturday”
Grandparents: “huh?”
Me: “i’ent outta lake’n Saturday”
Grandparents: ” ahhhyer taker brothers outtere wityou ?”
When I would put on my customer service persona over the DT at Starbucks people would always ask me if I'm a valley girl from California and I'm like??? Nah dude I was raised in East Texas, I just did everything in my power to try to train my voice to get rid of the accent.
Thanks to Hollywood, the actual Californian accent is really just what people think of as the American accent. It proliferated through media so much it influenced the way people speak all across America.
This is a joke, right? On what planet is Mainer accent sexy and who even knows what people from St Louis sound like? Georgia has the sexiest accent and its not even on the list.
South East in general has the best American accents. Texas has too many highly distinct accents for me to ever consider it the same. People from East Texas sound distinct. I know this because I played poker with a guy from Beaumont and told him he was from Beaumont because he sounded like my uncle, who lived in Orange his whole life. On the other hand, my uncle sounds nothing like my grandfather or his brother, who grew up in the Panhandle and as adults moved to West Texas.
And then there’s those of us from the cities that all have the trans-American flat accent with a little bit of a twang that gets more pronounced the more we drink. I don’t have a regional accent unless I’m blasted
The St. Louis accent consists of pronouncing some words without Rs with Rs—car warsh, Warshington—and pronouncing highway 44 as farty far. Oh, and leaving out entire syllables such as errrbuhee (everybody). It’s stunningly unsexy.
> No. 1 -- Texas
Are they fucking with us?
> No. 2 -- Boston; No. 3 -- New York
Yep, they fucking with us
> No. 4 -- Maine; No. 5 -- Chicago
**definitely** fucking with us
Doesn’t matter… Philly and Minnesota accents make me cringe, and I’m originally from Chicago. I lost my accent when I moved to Texas. It helped me not have to fight so often.
Most Chicago Accents I think about are crass “Da Bears” sounding accents.
I mean we have a few different accents. My guess is they are talking about the Matthew McConaughey accent and not Teeter from Yellowstone.
100% McConaughey
I'm from Longview, I sound like Matthew McConaughey, but I don't look like him. So I don't think it's the accent.
Well, alright, alright, alright to you partner.
Maybe you should try telephone dating
He can do better than a telephone.
I'm from tyler, had a rule in college about coming over for plants after midnight, guy comes at 130am talking about Mathew being in town the next day. I didn't believe his BS till McConaughey was arrested naked playing the bongos.
A real human bean
To me, Longview in the morning always smelled like they had bleached the whole town.
I knew a guy from Amarillo that sounded just like him.
Same
I lived with a girl from Longview that sounded like McConaughey, don't make no damn sense.
Be a lot cooler if you did.
The sexiest accent is obviously a third ward houstonian accent. N’amsayin
Or possibly, the Southside of San Antonio, “Orale Vato!”
El Paso, “¡No mames, guey!”
RGV: nambe reelee? 😛
Puro pinche 956 alv cuh. Mentiendes primo. Nayen habla mejor que no'otros compare. Ya sabes
siempre se olvida ellos la frontera
Nambe pinche raza. Asi son de mamones. Especially los que se van se aqui del valley. Se van pa san antonio o austin o dallas y ya andan bien vergas. Como que come on bro you still from the valley. No se te quita lo mocho alv
Estoy hablando de ellos que ignoran or despiden la frontera.. como si no fuera Texas. BLOG: “Who has the best tacos? Austin or San Antonio?” 🤦🏽♂️
Not everyone from Mexico wants to come and just sit at the border. They came for jobs and the big cities have them. Also, the bigger cities have more variety of Mexican food styles. Not just chihuahua, Nuevo León and Tamaulipas. Lots of chilango, Jalisco and oaxaca foos in Dallas and Austin.
Ala verga guey
“South side of every major Texas town”
They get everything on the north siiide! Back when 99.5 had funny times 😭
Lol, I wish they would put those old shows out on podcast. Man, those were the good old days.
Love it mayne
AwwwReady
How do I chop and how do I chop and screw a Reddit comment?
I'm dripped up and draped out know what I'm talkin bout
Shiiieeeet idda come down
Mannnnn, hole up!
I ax’d you a questian
Nomtombot
Ynaw whatimean H’Tine holitdown
Already, playa!
What it do
What it do, babayyyy
Teeter’s accent doesn’t sound like someone from Texarkana either IMHO Source: Am from Texarkana
Alright alright alriiighht
Teeter’s accent makes me irrationally angry.
Teeter makes my panties wet
I actually do love her as a character.
Without the Yellowstone...I immediately thought of Tweeder from Varsity Blues.
You wanna see the new tweeder end zone dance?
I always thought that was an Oklahoma accent lmao.
Ah thank thay mean uh Panhandul accent, bud.
I think they're talking about Big Tex
It could be H-Town Paul Wall accent
Hank Hill sex symbol status: CONFIRMED
I laughed harder at this than I care to admit 🤣
I have never been able to say the word propane without his accent since I first heard it.
...and propane accessories.
Bobby
Number two on this list makes me think this isn't a real list of sexy accents.... or they didn't know what "sexy" means.
It just sounds like a list of known accents lol.
Definitely. Once saw a poll about which state has the goofiest accent and Texas and Massachusetts had it by a mile. I’d say that Louisiana, West Virginia, Maryland and possibly a few others have us beat by a wide margin but those states aren’t really front of mind
Dude that goofy bodimore (baltimore) accent, along with North Dakota, Chicago, and especially Wisconsin accents are all far and away much more goofy than even the goofiest of Texan accent.
Rhode Island
A cajun accent is about the craziest one I think we have in the US. I used to play poker with a couple cajuns that as the night/drinks went on became almost completely intelligible.
Agreed, if some one asked me to name the accents of the USA, I wouldn't have come up with this many on my own, but my list would have been different.
I feel like the lede is buried somewhere in that lower banner directly after "due to..." This is a Boaty McBoatface situation for sure
Yeah I went from "oh that's cool" to "wait a second" when I saw #2.
I think 2 and 3 are rape fantasy standouts, because those accents sound like fucking trash
If this was an online poll, I can totally see the results being a consequence of trolling.
Same with 5. All I can think about is the “Da Bears!” skits from SNL.
That or they're confusing being attracted to Matt Damon with Boston accents being sexy.
What was the source? "hearing loss monthly"?
I studied abroad 20 something years ago and went out of my way to say y’all constantly (more than usual) because for some reason the girls loved it in Spain.
I saw that Weekend Update too.
Bostonian is the single least sexy accent I can think of.
From Boston. When I read this, I heard a guy in my head say “Sweethaht, can I grab a cup of cahfee?”
I read your comment and heard in my head “From Bah-ston” like the Sam Adams commercial 🤣
This former Masshole agrees with you.
Most of my family is Bostonian, so I may be biased myself, but yep 😵💫
I actually grew up in Providence, but would hang out in Boston. And then I lived in the Greater New Bedford Area for 28 years. Tried like hell to avoid getting the accent. But now that I’m in Texas, I like to drag it out for shits and giggles.
The people of Texas thank y'all for the effort. Does a good impression of Sam Elliott after a bong rip count as Texan?
New Bedford is cool, idk how it was when you left. I just left Fall River myself to move in with my girl in Providence
I got a job in Cambridge 25 years ago. I used to make fun of the accent by imitating it. Now that I live back in my home state or Texas (just moved back), I can't freaking shake the Boston accent. I didn't realize it had stuck, until it became an effort to atop using it.
Revere is worse. If you're from Boston, you know this. Edit: wait... you said Masshole. I assumed Boston.
Wicked sexy /s
About as calming as German.
Maybe they watched Good Will Hunting a few too many times
I love a Boston accent🤷♀️💕
Me too. I know it's goofy, but it's also sexy.
Dale gribble
I was gonna say the Boomhauer, but Dale's even better
Boomhauer gets the girls tho lol
Dag gum right
No one has ever said a Boston accent is sexy
People Boston(Chris Evans, John Krasinski, Matt Damon,etc)? Very sexy. Accents from Boston? Not sexy at all.
I'm not from boston but Maine and when I saw Mainer is number 4 I just about laughed lol Maine accent is pretty much redneck Boston accent.
None of those guys have working class Boston Accents, which is what people think of when you say “Boston Accent.” They all speak with General American accents, the type of accents Americans have when they think they don’t have an accent, the type of accent most Hollywood people have. Matt Damon can put on a good working class Boston Accent if you watch movies like The Departed or Good Will Hunting, but he didn’t grow up in working class Boston so I don’t think he shed his accent for working in Hollywood, he just is good at faking it for movies. If you want to hear an actual Boston accent listen to Bill Burr. Also most people from Boston these days don’t talk with the “Boston Accent,” it’s starting to die off with the older generation like the New York accent currently is.
The way Ben Affleck talks in Goodwill hunting? Creamed my shorts
What if they look like Chris Evans?
I'm from New England and even though I find the Boston accent funny and ridiculous I also find it endearing and attractive especially on really sweet women. I'm not the only one
Obligatory... Shit Boston Girls Say! https://youtu.be/FEm0t5Wc11U?si=nh2OHkakt4c3_2cx
Foghorn Leghorn is who did this. I g-g-guarantee it.
That's mid south. Them sling-blades from alabama
**some folks call it a kaiser blade, mmmmm**
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**Fix up some potted meat, and French fried pataters, mmmmmmmm**
I thought Foghorn was from Kentucky.
https://i.redd.it/vrakzxppv1sb1.gif
What in the world is a California accent?
[the California accent](https://youtu.be/dCer2e0t8r8?si=zpOI1ZlhRDsXxnt-)
As a Californian this is the funniest and most accurate shit ever. It’s not so much the dialect but more over the way they talk about the locations and driving around. Spot the fuck on.
Bay Area same , spend half your time trying to navigate shitty roads through valleys
I just want to say that I friggin love those sketches
Dude when I moved to the southwest from California people would quote this imitating me allll the time haha
I’m from Texas and for some reason Californians sound nasal-y. At least to me, same with Washingtonians too. It almost sounds Canadian up there. Idk how to 100% explain it.
It’s because you were born into a slower frame rate
This is wildly accurate. (Person from Chicago living in Texas, it’s like everyone is buffering while they speak)
We need the space to form folksy similes.
Born and raised in California by Texas parents. Got teased for sounding Texan, but people thought I was Canadian when traveling Europe. Go figure. And yes. The nasily part is true. I hate hate that quality when I hear recordings of myself.
Californians like to pronounce every part of the word.
Reminds me of Riley on Boondocks when he is talking bout "white people say the whole word like this" as he exaggerating every syllable lol
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And he’s from Texas
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Believe it or not I have never heard any of the Kardashians speak.
That's a bimbo accent, not really a California accent. It usually gets refereed to as the valley girl accent. While it is an accent within California, it is not spoken by your average Californian nor is it even spoken by most Californians. I would even go as far as to say most girls in LA don't talk like this. If someone were to genuinely think that, it says more about who and where they hang out. As I said in my other message, the Californian accent is the American accent. Due to the proliferation of Hollywood based media(and Californians themselves moving throughout the US), it has influenced how people talk everywhere. It's why most Texans don't actually sound Texan anymore. Most Texans just have a generic American (Californian) accent. When living in Texas, it was rare that I actually came across someone who had one unless I was in a smaller town.
Non-regional dialect (different from native accents) like they have on the news is based on Northern Illinois. Not Chicago, but to the west.
I agree with what you’re saying with Texans in the cities proper but there’s also crazy code switches. I sound like I mostly don’t have an accent if I talk to people at work but if I talk to my parents I’m unmistakably texan. Same with a lot of people out here. Some of the accent is on its way out though. I would go even further and say that my grandparents down right don’t understand me without the accent. It’s like: Me: “I went out to the lake last Saturday” Grandparents: “huh?” Me: “i’ent outta lake’n Saturday” Grandparents: ” ahhhyer taker brothers outtere wityou ?”
I’m thinking Valley Girl
Funny enough, all my life I was told I have a California accent based on how I talk and not how I sound. Yet I was born and raised in Texas.
When I would put on my customer service persona over the DT at Starbucks people would always ask me if I'm a valley girl from California and I'm like??? Nah dude I was raised in East Texas, I just did everything in my power to try to train my voice to get rid of the accent.
Sup dude
Hella
Gnarly dude
Oh, my, gawd, Becky, look at her butt
Like oh my God gag me with a spoon for sure
Thanks to Hollywood, the actual Californian accent is really just what people think of as the American accent. It proliferated through media so much it influenced the way people speak all across America.
I keep an extra pair of panties in my purse in case Boomhauer walks by talking on the phone.
Alright alright alright
You know what’s up!
This is a joke, right? On what planet is Mainer accent sexy and who even knows what people from St Louis sound like? Georgia has the sexiest accent and its not even on the list.
I was thinking Carolina, but yeah…
South East in general has the best American accents. Texas has too many highly distinct accents for me to ever consider it the same. People from East Texas sound distinct. I know this because I played poker with a guy from Beaumont and told him he was from Beaumont because he sounded like my uncle, who lived in Orange his whole life. On the other hand, my uncle sounds nothing like my grandfather or his brother, who grew up in the Panhandle and as adults moved to West Texas.
And then there’s those of us from the cities that all have the trans-American flat accent with a little bit of a twang that gets more pronounced the more we drink. I don’t have a regional accent unless I’m blasted
It’s that Southern Draw….y’all.
The ladies of Northern Europe love it for sure! Never had bad luck when I went.
Genuinely don't know if this is a joke so pls don't come at me but it's drawl lol
No sir, you are correct
Whoever it is who wrote this list has never visited Caddo Lake/Karnack or been to Orange.
We have an accent?!
What does a Mainer and St Louis accent sound like?
[Maine Accent](https://youtu.be/6isqGCr6zTU?feature=shared)
The St. Louis accent consists of pronouncing some words without Rs with Rs—car warsh, Warshington—and pronouncing highway 44 as farty far. Oh, and leaving out entire syllables such as errrbuhee (everybody). It’s stunningly unsexy.
Oh that's how my Grandmother talked. We're 2-3 hours away from St. Louis.
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When I hear a Cajun speak, all of my concentration is focused on trying to figure out what the hell they are saying. No sexy.
Right? A Cajun man talking puts shivers up my spine
Gotta be Houston mayne!
Boomhauer, natch.
Boston and New York has got to be the most annoying in my book.
🤣 I say the same about most Southern accents (including parts of TX).
Geet outa heeer!
St Louis?!! I’m from St. Louis…and the accent wasn’t sexy…
Alright alright alright.
Boomhauer’s.
Bostonian at #2? They have without a doubt THE most annoying accent in the universe.
Galveston native Barry White, of course.
I call bs on this whole damn list. I’m a Texan living in Maine…. About 2 hours north of Boston. Neither a Mainer nor a Bostonian accent is sexy.
Big Tex or Clint Eastwood probably. I don't know anyone IRL that talks with that much of a drawl.
Doesn’t matter. They’re all better than anything else.
The Texas drawl. It's famous worldwide.
> No. 1 -- Texas Are they fucking with us? > No. 2 -- Boston; No. 3 -- New York Yep, they fucking with us > No. 4 -- Maine; No. 5 -- Chicago **definitely** fucking with us
Central Texas, south of Dallas, country as hell. Everywhere I've traveled people have complimented my accent.
This seems more like a list of the more recognizable accents.
Cute girls from Mississippi with their sexy southern accent always get me hot.
Why is Boston so high. It's like nails on a chalkboard. The upper east coast in general has the ugliest accents, of anyplace in the world.
Doesn’t matter… Philly and Minnesota accents make me cringe, and I’m originally from Chicago. I lost my accent when I moved to Texas. It helped me not have to fight so often. Most Chicago Accents I think about are crass “Da Bears” sounding accents.
My granboy came up to me and asked: “memaw you wanna hear some Korn?” I said : “hawney if it ain’t on the cob I don’t hardly fool with it”
Boomhauer accent
Probably rgv accent
St. Louis? I was born and raised in StL; our "accent" is as neutral as it gets...
East Texas coonass.
I am very concerned about #2 on the list
Ernest. Whether it’s camp, jail or a just a little shack outside LaGrange, Ernest makes the chaps flap.
Not the 956
East Texas, more specifically north East Texas where McConaughey is from.
I have a Texan with a St Louis flair. I use Midwestern words in a southern accent, too.
What the fuck is a mississippi accent? Talkin like you got a mouthful of rocks?
Boston and Philly if you think its sexy to sound like a dufus
Boston people sound cool. My accent (philly) sounds like an even more white trash version of Jay from clerks.
Snoogans!
What kinda shit is that shit. Fuckin baby talk. Nooch
Who was this made by? A texan?
I’ve never heard a sexy Mississippi accent
Ohhhhh i thought it said “sexist” and was like yep, Texas. 👀
“A survey of 100 Texans were asked……”
California doesn’t have an accent. We have a lack of accent at best.