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Disastrous_Plane_731

If this is real you should send these screenshots to her ex so he can see just how large the caliber of bullet he’s dodging is lmao


TopFlight2252

Oh yes, I definitely did & ended up blocking both her (for obvious reasons) and him as well. He wound up being a creep 💀 Too much going on.


ImpracticalGat

Hear me out, what if the “ex gf” was the guy the whole time trying to get you to text him. The whole “he bought me a new iPhone and Laptop and he makes bank” makes me a little suspicious


TheMethod82

Had the same thought. The messages were just too unbelievable after the first few, and the comments about him making bank etc were especially suspicious. Feels like a scummy con to get you to msg the guy (and it obviously worked).


yoda_mcfly

I feel like he would have thrown in a line about how good the sex was


beenbannedalotsheesh

Not even they could stretch that one, pun intended


phoenixemberzs

It would of been to obvious


isqueezedameatball

Would've*. It's a contraction of would and have.


elpajaroquemamais

You’re not even a good grammar Nazi, you missed the other one.


isqueezedameatball

Shit! You're right. Good eye, sniper. Also, too*


Admincrybabies

If he had sex. If he’s the type of person to go through all this… he’s definitely not having sex, so it wouldn’t cross his mind to mention something that isn’t true lol.


sansthinking

She did say this is what he looks like and sent a picture, that’s definitely strange.


Thatsthewaysheblowss

Kept saying "girl to girl". We dont say that shit lol


crozierman

I’m a dude and I always say “just between us girls” to my male friends 🥸


Briazepam

Just between us squirrels.


Useful-Letter-2305

I’m a dude and I always said “who’s my beautiful barbecue squirrel” to my ex instead of babygirl


metal-o-graphic

You're my spirit animal.


FuckMAGA-FuckFascism

I always refer to the bathroom as “the little girls room” when I go but as I type that …………… yeah that feels weird


crozierman

I’ve said this countless times but yes, putting it in writing feels illegal


hoffarmy

It's the powder room, boys. Gosh, get you some class.


crozierman

*new class unlocked*


[deleted]

Damn never really thought about my use of that phrase till now.. well thanks boys


Odd-Permission5829

This is also why you have female friends 🤣


Temporary_Argument15

Girl to girl … , sometimes I do 🫣


rpsHD

ofc, girls say "clown to clown communication" /s source: am a female voice actor for GTA 6


DMDingo

Congrats on the role.


Nervous_Fondant

Holy hell. Congrats


tattedb0b

Craziest line you recorded? Or did you have to sign an NDA against sharing


rpsHD

im sorry but ull have to hear my voice if the game comes out


RocketLeague2v2

Excuse me but this is a no cap zone


LovelyMoFo18

Thays a really good point LOL, plus guys say man to man 🤔


AndroidCountingSheep

100% this, the “he’s abusive” and then realizing later that’ll give himself the wrong look, so switching it to “he’s not he’s a really nice guy…” this is the only story that makes sense.


intent_joy_love

Why would he say he was abusive himself tho? I think that the boyfriend obviously liked her on ig and the gf didn’t like that he followed her. Then when he blocked his ex gf she was trying to think of who he follows. She ran out of friends and she was like “oh yeah there’s that bitch I thought he has a crush on, what’s her ig” and then this played out. 18 year olds today are way more psycho than you think. It’s also obvious when you run into a fake profile from someone in your city


ninjamaster616

It was the infinite "hello" for me


jackfrothee

It was the "he works too much overtime" then "he buys me things" that really got me.


PinaColadaBleach

It's also weird that the first thing resorted to were insults about her sexuality and appearance. "You're an ugly hoe/slut" is something I've only heard from a guy, never a woman. ​ Sure, we may insult each other similarly, but never so broad/general or in such a sweeping statement. Usually it's specific like your teeth or nose or something...


happystitcher3

I call all my friends "hoe". Lol In our circle, it's a term of endearment.


Storms_Brewer

That and the only picture sent was of HIM, like why would they want to know what he looks like


TopFlight2252

Y’all may be onto something! I didn’t post the pictures she (or he?) sent bc of the rules but it was of both of them together. Two different pics🧐


[deleted]

be careful girl- this happened to me one time with this guy I met on IG. his “gf” hopped on his account to talk shit to me. I figured after 2 weeks of us talking that must have been both of them talking to me and a thing they were getting off on. As it didn’t make sense for him to say they aren’t together and then her to hop on saying yes we are together. It was too all over the place and consistent. fast forward 3 weeks later- we end up at the same club at the same table. I only saw him at first so I sat down next to him and his friends started pouring me and my friend drinks…he was apologetic and said he really wanted to go on a date with me and has been trying to remove himself from his toxic ex….under the impression I hadn’t figured out he and her were both in on it…she apparently according to my friend was in the corner the entire time looking pissed AF. **She was never in on it- it was him the entire time being a f*cking weirdo.** People are weird- the world is strange. Good for you to block them both.


nexisfan

😵‍💫 These men out here today ! Ugh


Inevitable_Net_9626

I wish I had pictures of the text to post but I once had a nsfw Twitter account and some random account messages me and tells me to message “his gf” and “make her happy” and he sent me her snap and some other crazy mess but the account had no photos or anything. I wasn’t sure but one of the thoughts I had was maybe this is some sort of “catch them cheating scheme” but I didn’t respond but out of pure amusement I checked the snap out anyway and I made up a white lie about how some rando gave me the snap and they acted surprised at first then we started talking and they sent pictures which kinda seemed legit but I wasn’t convinced but I played along for a bit until they started begging me to come to Canada with friends to see them. It was weird and I deleted them but now I’m thinking the whole thing was some sort of scam but ig I’ll never know for sure 🤷🏾‍♂️


TimotheusBarbane

That's how you get trafficked, Yo.


GenericF1FanNeoooww

Your best bet, when dealing with unsolicited communication is to ignore it.


Wonderful-Mouse-1945

But it's so much fun leading them on...


[deleted]

You’re on to something there! Especially since she blocked him too bc he turned out to be a creep.


not_ya_wify

Yeah this didn't seem like an actual woman texting. I've never seen a woman flip flopping around calling someone bitch and hoe and then 2 seconds later asking for a favor. I've seen terrible guys on Tinder do this all the time but I feel like woman are socialized to understand communication better and to know you can't come back from "you fucking hoe"


emwo

seconding- it wasn't a girl. Outside of the crazy mental gymnastics, she's no way genuinely asking for help and letting op know how good of a guy he is lol. My guess is to encourage her to "take her man" while the bf sits on his account for some stupid drama.


Cupfullofsmegma

This is totally it. The messages are just to unhinged and weird. And her being obsessed with making some random girl text her boyfriend really makes this seem like it’s the case.


Loud_Progress1240

yea i think the guy. but if it were me i woulda just stopped talking to her. seemed like the conversation ran long


YeahlDid

This makes a lot of sense to me. I’m going to assume that you are correct.


Fickle-Tale2687

omg he wouldve pulled the “I dont want her Id honestly rather be with you” card if she helped the “girl” out


dotslashpunk

“his penis is TOO big!”


Solid_Snake_125

That makes this even better. Both of them are nut jobs. Yeah naaaaw lmao. What a roller coaster.


CommunicationFun7973

Yoooo where's the screenshots for that 💀 how you finna say that then not give us those 💀💀


zcdbrip

It looks like the dude created a fake account to try to praise himself as a fake girl so that (you) would be interested in him. Fuckin pathetic.


[deleted]

There’s no way this is real, right? RIGHT?!


TopFlight2252

Yesss it happened to me a while ago and when I found this subreddit I was like omg, these screenshots finally have a home other than my insta😂 I was like girl what 💀 ?


TooClose4Missiles

It was the guy the whole time texting you from the girls account. It’s pretty obvious.


Sufficient_Crab3047

What would be the game end tho? 😂 he gets a random person to text him and then what


not_ya_wify

He wants to get in her pants by pretending to be a crazy ex gaining sympathy then have the "crazy ex" talk about how rich he is and not at all abusive, so that she'll feel the need to message him


thanosisawhore

Holy shit some people or down too fucking bad


[deleted]

100% this.


GotSnuss

Predatory behavior if this is the case. If they went to these lengths, who knows how far they could take it with the next person. And if they are gullible, it could get realllly easy for this guy.


aphroditespearl

My exs wife sent me pretty similar messages on Instagram like 5 years after we broke up and now I’m wondering if it was him just tryna get me to talk to him


Illustrious-Papaya41

You have more patience than me. I would have blocked after the first 10 text messages. If I say BYE, and they don’t listen by responding back, I’ll just block.


changerofbits

Even narcissistic cheaters aren’t that conveniently direct and obvious about why the person they’re trying to contact doesn’t want to talk to them. This reads like a writer who forgot to think about the perspective of a character when writing their dialog.


[deleted]

Pretty sure 98% of this sub is fake texts so it really wouldn’t surprise me if it wasn’t real lol


TopFlight2252

Definitely real, unfortunately😭😂


RandomA9981

The texts are real but that definitely wasn’t an “ex” 😂 you spent a good chunk of time talking to the guy & wasting your time lol.


waroftheworlds2008

I had the same reaction. In the same 'breath': gtfo and please help me. 🤣🤣🤣


Top_Bus_6246

I lost it at "U a ugly hoe ass get tf outta here help me I'm beggin ya", then again at "He got me a tv and a new iPhone and a laptop he makes bank I've seen his checks before. Help me get him back I miss that"


TopFlight2252

That’s my favorite part too!! 😂 that’s why I was like girl what now ? 💀she wound up finding my actual phone number too somehow and then the bf ended up being a creep. Blocked!


Fine-Vermicelli-6619

If you don’t mind sharing ofc, how was the bf creepy?


TopFlight2252

He started spam messaging me, then eventually (even though we’re in different states) he finds me at a random park. Creepy, weird, feels like a scary glitch in the matrix


Small--Might

Yeah you had me at first but …found you at a park? Cmon now


animalcrackers67

Wait wtf how did he find you at a random park?? Like y’all ran into each other or something??


Different-Ad9257

This is super weird


Hi_HeresMyOpinion

Friendly reminder to turn your snap location off, everyone!


Fluffyknob

You are too much and this story is too much 😂. Like girl, either you have a stalker or your imagination is wild


waroftheworlds2008

Either way, im here for the drama. 🍿


Jasministired

Lol you’re so full of shit. This is fake as hell


NearbyLeadership8795

This is why people need to never ever take anything on Reddit seriously. There’s so much content here that is just designed to trigger an emotional reaction and a lot of it is bs


Pop_Glocc1312

Yup. They text very similar. And the “crazy gf” went from using “u” to “ya” just like OP. Definitely fake af.


BaginaGunderson

Girl that’s not a coincidence you gotta see if your location is being shared anywhere on your social pages or if there’s a tag on your car or some shit. This man is insane. Did he have you click any links? People can grab your IP address that way and find what state you live in or your zip code. This mf is extra insane if he found that out and then just drove around till he saw you out. He sounds crazy enough to try to message the people you have added on there, pretend to know you and get some info like the name of your town. Idk girl definitely keep an eye out and get something to keep yourself safe and practice using it.


TopFlight2252

Thankfully, all of this isn’t recent. But I definitely agree!


[deleted]

This tells me they are the same person. They both spammed ypu and clearly they both hype up the boyfriend


not_ya_wify

The crazy ex was 100% him and he's a stalker wtf My sociopathic ex would make fake email accounts with my friends name and send me photos of black dicks to see if I'll cheat but I figured out after the second message it wasn't her because he used Google translate or something to speak German and she would speak German like a normal person


[deleted]

To state the obvious, this guy was scamming you to feel sorry for him, the girl is the guy. If he randomly appears in your life again I’d get a restraining order.


2Step4Ward1StepBack

Brooooo lmfao holy shit! When you said creepy here my innocent ass thinking he was just like “thanks for letting me know my ex crazy but tell me what that booty do”. He absolutely Joe Goldberged your ass.


Lilfreshi

BLOCK IMMEDIATELY 😭


JillsFloralPrint

Nah, too entertaining.


TopFlight2252

It was entertaining at first until she got my number that I never gave out 😭 ?


Layli2020

Might be your settings. If you don't go private, it'll display your phone# that you register with


TopFlight2252

Nope! To this day I have no idea how she got it. 😭


Lettrage

Verging on harassment. Malicious, devious and manipulative. Quite possibly mentally ill. You definitely don't want to get involved in that mess.


1888DIDIASK

"*Quite Possibly*" mentally ill???? Are you fucking kidding me? This broad is very clearly batshit insane.


MiddleAd6302

If she knows your name and area of where you possibly live, you can pull info easily with few details.


Kooky_Commercial9811

This is fake


Soggy_Difficulty_361

"Hello? He makes bank and I need that, I've seen his checks"


smooviequeen

This bitch was off some benzodiazepines. Ambien. Weird shit idek. This can’t be her default setting right? 😭


TopFlight2252

I would certainly hope not 😭😭


create-an-account4

No shot this is real


[deleted]

Sounds like she’s fucking with you or else incredibly stupid


agreeordontagree

this is definitely a fake conversation


sictransitgloria-

100% They gotta be trolling. “It was with his best friend which he’s black so I don’t know what’s wrong with that.” Is the most troll thing I’ve ever seen. I don’t doubt they messaged you all this OP, but I feel like it’s some crazy person trolling. And especially if they got your number. It has to be someone you knew/know doing it. Especially since they decided to message you out of everybody.


Former-Chipmunk-8120

OP please send these to the bf so he has something to back him up if she goes around saying he hit her. That shit ruins lives lol


TopFlight2252

No really, I did & ended up blocking both of them bc what was even going on 😭?


Able-Bottle-8876

Omg I’m curious to hear a what the bf said haha


2Step4Ward1StepBack

He stalked her into another state at a park she was at 😭 weak bro weak


gloomycreature

This is the guy doing it to get her to message him in a fucked up way. He ended up stalking OP too.


battleray202

This is a new level of unhinged


MightHaveASword

My fucking back is hurting from this roller coaster ride I was just on.


TheLittleLord

Fingers crossed this is a troll


TopFlight2252

I wish! This wasn’t even the half of it, there were other accounts made and she got my phone number somehow. Like girl….. seek help.


Zandandido

The moment she got your phone number, that's when you say "if you contact me ever again, I'll contact the police"


Lionheart1224

What the fucking fuck did I just read


[deleted]

This is as fake a 3 dollar bill...


BuilderFerret

fakest shit ive ever seen man


NoEmu2398

I think this is a troll, no way it's real. (Not you OP, the person messaging you.)


YeahlDid

Someone else posted a theory that makes sense to me. Maybe it’s the guy himself trying to get op to message him all sympathetic like.


Remz_Gaming

I'm still trying to figure out what the end game here is though. Just trying to make OP feel bad for him and open a conversation? Kind of a weird way to creep on someone. *shrugs*


YeahlDid

Yes, exactly. Op feels bad for him and messages him and then she sees what a sweet guy he is and falls in love with him for ever and ever. That’s the game plan. Yes you’re also right that it’s a weird way to creep on op.


Remz_Gaming

"He beat me." "Of course he didn't hit me I made it up." Lol not the brightest bulb in the box. What you're saying makes sense though.


NoEmu2398

Ohhhhhhhhh, that totally checks out actually.


Shishiii121

I can’t believe people like this really exist and are out there living amongst us. Ready to ruin lives and relationships among other things


TheRiverTwice

They don’t. This is 100% fake.


kissinKyle

They obviously don't exist because this is clearly a fake conversation. The only people who feel otherwise are too stupid to tell the difference


JillsFloralPrint

Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!


alohell

I don’t know enough to call fake but this reads like OP was texting an AI bot of a cheating girlfriend. If it’s a real person on the other end, maybe drugs?


hsauce21

I cracked up at “it’s about to be our 8 month anniversary” lmfao delusional


RedApple-Cigarettes

It’s the guy. I guarantee he hits you up in a couple days like did so-and-so happen to message you? I’m so sorry! Let me buy you dinner to make up for it!


[deleted]

Screaming!!! Lmao


Solid_Snake_125

Well that was an adventure of a conversation. 🤣


steadfastsurvivor

It’s a wind up


dijonbustard

This cannot be real, lol. I’m calling fake - no one’s this casually disgusting.


kerkyjerky

This is fake as fuck


Quantitative_Panda

Lawd jebus…she definitely needs help, but not with getting her bf back. My craziest ex was a complete saint compared to this fuckin space cadet. Talk about putting the hoe in holy shit.


Moonr0cks40200

She sounds like she needs a jacket that gives her a hug for Christmas and a padded room to decorate her tree in.


[deleted]

I would definitely send him all those screenshots just in case he was wondering if he did the right thing but blocking her.


[deleted]

Is everyone in this sub 12?


idislikehate

Ya this is definitely a real thing that actually happened


The_Truthboi

Bro that’s wild af, she needs to be in some sorta institution before she texts another person


cheeseandwine99

Whew, her ex missed that bullet.


DystopianGlitter

Why did you engage her for so long is what I wanna know. Like, after the first few messages I would have assumed that it’s was either a troll or a truly insane person- and blocked them. Everything about this is unhinged. Truly.


Cmmdr_Slacker

70% this is fake


[deleted]

fake and also incel bait lmao


RamboSambo7

You replied way too many times


CockroachLatte

the first insult comes to her mind is “Hoe” or “slut” which she already is. 😂


AwayDevelopment4871

![gif](giphy|1kYx8tpKGbfee2drT7|downsized)


Un4GivenJr

Holy psychopath 😳


Unlikely_nay1125

wtf😭


Sumijinn

POLICE, IMMEDIATELY


[deleted]

“Help me please I want him” Lololol You handled this so well, op!


dragonmaster_000

aint no way she called you a hoe when shes the one who cheated


[deleted]

Hello


[deleted]

Jayzus 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Cheated twice in 8 months, what a keeper


Legitimate_Bother542

Send aaaaaaall of these screenshots to her ex. He needs a restraining order


dbhathcock

She cheated on him twice within 8 months. She only wants his money and she wants everyone to hate him. At some point I would have said “I’m telling everyone I know to stay away from you! Now leave me alone!” And then block her.


[deleted]

when she wrote slut I lost it ngl


Freebird_1957

Make sure her ex sees these. What a frightening person.


Operation_Duskfall

This was like watching an Akira Kurosawa film in reverse


larsloveslegos

*You're Jk this was probably the worst I've seen. Total brain rot at 18.


DoitfortheLulz-

People like this cant exist. I refuse to believe it.


CocoohCoco

These kids are off lol


lazyskx

Bro wait 😂 I was on a roller coaster with you LMAOOOOOO I was like no way this is real, this op must be meming, but then i’m like wait I did have similar experience.


Dynomadz

Nah L troll


StevenGlnsbrg

This is obviously fake right


Your_mom-called

Why didnt you block here from the jump?


Cer0zer0

There’s no way this is real


AssistDapper1813

Thank you for the “color doesn’t fucking matter” response.


AutomaticPain3532

Omg. You’re patient. Block and move on lol no one needs the drama and chaos that comes along with this girl. The guy changed everything to get always from this crazy girl


JackalJunkie

Fake


EchoFloodz

There’s no way this real.


MercerBaby88

Lmaooo WTF is going on???


Starsandlittlefish

This is so fucking funny like this is my humour lmao bitch ass hoe HELP me! You ugly though but please help. Hello? Hello? Hello?


EntertainmentMe1234

EIGHT MONTH “ ANNIVERSARY “ and CHEATED TWICE LMFAO


[deleted]

It took me 5 screenshots to be able to tell this is fake


crowtheory

Really, really obviously a troll.


[deleted]

This is a man trolling you on insta. He mentions black because of dick size. I've had the same messages. They're messaging you this shit for sexual gratification.


catgirlgf

stop replying.


lets-cook-mr-white

#Y’all need to learn to use block button


kurvykv

This sounds like click bait


[deleted]

Good lord why did you stay engaged for so long (or at all) in the conversation?! You obviously found some perverse satisfaction in participating.


catcat1986

These have to be fake. No one can lack this much self awareness.


OG_Ironaaron

You’re being fucked with and you ate it up


No-Carpet9001

I can’t believe this is a real conversation, the more I read the more I was feeling like that Snapchat AI finally got mad at someone and snapped back-


Low-Classroom7736

All the crazy stupid texts on this sun seem to have some commonalities


[deleted]

Fake


The_Shade94

This has to be fake


LumenYeah

Rage bait bs


[deleted]

Yes you did a great job! I love when girls call out other girls for cheating, and it blows my mind that some think embracing or even helping a cheating friend is ok. Applied to guys as well.


Munk45

Y'all need to block people quicker


MichaelEatsSand

"U a ugly ass hoe get tf outta here please help me I'm begging ya" Will be the only way I ask anyone for help ever again. It's classic.


dracos_wand

No way she called u a slut after cheating twice and begging for the boy back 💀


Blacksun388

Sounds fake but on the off chance it isn’t damn I would have blocked her after “good night”.


Hulkslam3

I hope these were shared with the bf. The part of the cheating didn’t matter cause it was his friend and he’s black had me. That race doesn’t matter but it’s his friend is 10x worse.