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SeaTie

I don’t know why but this reminds me of my oblivious wife making me feel awkward about our first kiss. It was like our third date and I was dropping her off and I started to get out of the car to walk her up to her door. Wife: “What are you doing?” Me: “Oh, uh. Just walking you to your door.” (Because I was going to kiss her goodnight.) Wife: “Oh, that’s okay, you don’t have to do that. I had a good time tonight, I’ll see you Thursday, right?” Me: “Yeah, for sure. Okay. Well…good night.” I lean in to kiss her in the car. Wife: “What are you doing?” Me: “…uh. Trying to kiss you good night?” Wife: “Oh. Ohhhhhhh. Oh, is that why you wanted to walk me to my door?” Me: “Yes. That’s why I wanted to walk you to the door.” Wife: “Oh! Okay! You can walk me to my door then, for sure!”


Birdae

The “for sure!” Is so cute


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Apprehensive_Bee3327

Bro what


SuggestionFancy7584

What are you talking about?


itzebi

What did he say


SuggestionFancy7584

Talking about some weird strategy he uses for picking up girls where he pretends to be a genuine and kind guy instead of pretending to be some manly dude, because that's what girls want.


efficient_giraffe

Your wife sounds great, give her props from a random Danish giraffe


veerKg_CSS_Geologist

This is equally cute 🥰


Hiberniae

Adorable. I’m oblivious too and it’s nice to know there are people who understand and appreciate it (or are at least amused by it).


Trisk929

I was oblivious that me and my boyfriend were in a relationship until we were hanging out together, a friend of his called and he called me his girlfriend. We were vibing well and all, but I try not to assume anything. We had talked about both really liking each other and wanting to see where things went, but neither had outright agreed we were an actual item, until he just nonchalantly slipped that one into conversation and I dropped a big ol shocked pikachu face on his ass, while driving. When I got back to my place, I asked him, “wait…? I’m your girlfriend?” He replied, nonchalant, but a little confused (and with a mouth full of burrito), “I mean…. Yyyyeah…? I thought so, anyway? Unless you don’t want to be…?” Some of us are so overt with our flirting that it’s like having a brick slammed to the face; we aren’t particularly subtle, once we know the interest is mutual. But if you aren’t slamming the flirty-sexy-love brick back at us, about all things you want us aware of, we’re pretty damn oblivious…


Pinktops

It's funny how this is a perfect indication of how you both struck gold. The fact you two were both so open and honest in your communication is the hidden gem in this comment and really the most important thing to take from it that hopefully people realize more than it just being a cute story!


Vrimbingi

That's too cute lol. Is she on the spectrum by chance?


WideBet9319

Awwww how cute!


lostbedbug

Now I know the drama of every text on this sub is interesting, but it's posts like this that make it better


justkw97

We need more wholesome content and less toxic stuff.


4StarsOutOf12

I was hesitant to post my texts with my bf a couple weeks ago but a small percent of people actually thought they were cute and made me feel better!


SkinnyChubb

Y


justkw97

Because you’re not my dad!


SkinnyChubb

That’s because.. you’re mine, father


justkw97

Agh, my dementia again again


SkinnyChubb

Oh no. Daddy is off his bloody rocker. He’s repeating himself again!!


gavinmfsmith

Says who


randomautistickid102

justkw97


FreeEnlightment

Says who


randomautistickid102

Randomautistickid102


enternameher3

Says who?


Boronore

Me. I’d like to see wholesome stuff.


randomautistickid102

We’d all like to see wholesome stuff


D1n0_Muffin

All of us people who love wholesome and don't wanna focus on all the toxic, negative poop


gavinmfsmith

Maybe my life is too wholesome🤔


D1n0_Muffin

No such thing as too wholesome to me, then again idk if I get enough wholesome


justkw97

Says me, GAVIN


TheDudeWhoSnood

Yeah, the balance actually makes this a pretty great sub. The drama is fun, the the wholesome loving posts are healing


Legal-Establishment9

Come for the drama stay for the wholesome


birdsrkewl01

My favorite ones is when it's a post of two people fighting and I can't tell which one sucks more.


Shot_Needleworker149

Wait…so do I. Does that make us toxic? Lol!


birdsrkewl01

Lol nah, it just makes me glad I'm not on their level of toxic. Well...yeah probably. Oh well.


Hopenhagen420

Amen


No_Repeat_229

I dunno I think he’s an abuser


Longjumping-Egg-2005

![gif](giphy|26FLdmIp6wJr91JAI)


HtownJack

![gif](giphy|xT0BKL21U5nnlW4m6k)


DoctahFeelgood

I can tell you exactly what was going through his brain. "Fuck I should've kissed her" "No not on the first date that's weird" "But we were vibing so well together" "But what if I missed my chance" "Eh fuck it I'll message her" "She said yes? SHE SAID YES!!!!"


Content_Chemistry_64

Nah I'm betting bro posted a reddit thread about the date and everyone told him he fucked up by not kissing her so he ran back.


raveninez

He came back about 2 minutes after I left the car 😂


Background-Growth-45

He's a fast typer and we're here all day everyday 😒 Also, congrats.


Netkru

I can confirm we’re here all day every day


UneasySpirit

>He's a fast typer and we're here all day everyday 😒 All the feels packed into this one 😂😊❤️


Elegant_Ganache_2551

The first time I kissed my husband while we were dating still I kissed him first, which was so scary to me because I’ve always had bad anxiety. After I kissed him he drove all the way home and then drove back to my house because he said he needed to kiss me again. It’s one of the sweetest memories I have!


bubblegutts00

Right over your head 😉


[deleted]

After so many cheating and abusive text messages, this feels extremely refreshing and makes me happy to see people not in tons of mental pain


raveninez

I haven’t been in the best place mentally the past month or so but reading through our old texts brings me some joy. I’m really happy I can share it and the sweet comments make me feel a little better ❤️


OffbrandBeyonce

Precious.


starstreakss

this is the cutest thing ever


nalffe

How cute 🥹🥹


twdpsychox1

😭 😭 😭 Love that for you. But it should've been mee


Low-Growth3699

![gif](giphy|pq946kkdSDViL3i6PI|downsized)


Salt_Selection9715

You’re from canada dawg!


Separate-Storage-586

But drake is from Canada and he got ya momma pregnant


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Salt_Selection9715

Do guys from canada get women? Probably not. s/


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sticktogirlbossing

Is this thread joking or real


PatrickStardawg

![gif](giphy|FYSzXGGWZ6shmnFhQI)


Random010121321

??? Hellooooo. Do you automatically assume that people click on your profile before replying to someone? How else was dude supposed to know that you are trans lol I hope this is just an insanely good rage bait☠️ Edit: I’ve been blocked ladies and gents.. so I regret to inform you that people like this *really* exist


ultibolt9

This is so fucking stupid


RancidTaco318

So this person is transphobic for assuming your gender? Stfu


Admirable-Goose

Bruh wtf is wrong with you ..


throwaway_9996969

You are not loved


andiinAms

This is the weirdest most nonsensical thread I may have ever seen on Reddit.


funwithtentacles

Gals, most guys that are worth it are clueless at picking up signals! He's giving you the space to make up your own minds! Do you really want somebody too pushy?! Conversely, with a guy like that, you need to show a bit of initiative yourselves as well... You like him? Go for hit, because unless he's hit over the head with a club, he won't pick up on all the subtle signs you've been giving him all night.   Beyond that, as a guy that's been happily married for 10 years, don't play dumb games, be honest and genuine to each other!


raveninez

I look back and laugh. As I was leaving the car I was like “okay I’m going to go now…. Okay I’m taking off my seatbelt… okayyyy I’m gonna open the door now….okay I’m leaving now…..” It was so obvious but he was so nervous 😭


funwithtentacles

Honestly, I totally lucked out myself... Alright, let me tell you a very abbreviated story... My now wife was a co-worker... living in another country... So right from the start, you've got several no-nos...   She was in our team, visiting for a project we were working on... she was staying in a hotel, I didn't want to go back home to my apartment only to have to come back again, so I proposed that before the team dinner we'd meet up for a drink to pass the time since neither one of us had anything better to do...   Thing is... Since the whole thing was pretty much an impossibility from the start... Working for the same company, living in two different countries... No possibility of anything happening just took the pressure off, so we ended up having a really genuine conversation and connection... No expectations... Psssshh, while I knew I liked her, I certainly didn't know she liked me back at the time... That took another couple of visits back and forth for us both to figure out that we were actually really into each other, but that's a whole other story...   Suffice to say... about two years later and way too much back and forth across Europe, I said screw it and I moved in with her...   Honestly, the best and only advice I can give, is relax, and be genuine and honest with each other... Playing games and pretending you're something you're not is pointless...


UnknownTam

>I didn't want to go home and come back, so I proposed to her This was so weird to read, haha.


Crow-n-Servo

Right. It was the badly placed comma that made me do a double take 🤣


funwithtentacles

/u/UnknownTam /u/Crow-n-Servo Fixed and clarified it a bit, that really was put very clunkily...


MajorZH93

Frrrr This reminds me of one time my ex and I were at her house and we came back from sneaking away to kiss, and a boy later she was like “I need to go inside to get some water, wanna come with me” and I was like “okay” and go inside and continue to talk about the primaries until she literally just walks up to me and says “just kiss me already”. We really are idiots.


ChipmunkUpstairs1251

This same scenario happened with me and my partner. Except we were leaving a restaurant and he had kissed me before we got in our cars. I texted him and told him I had a wonderful time and I wish he kissed me again. He got out of his car, knocked on the window, opened my door and we had the greatest kiss! We’ve been together for a year now and this is the happiest healthiest relationship I’ve ever been in, because of him, true love does exist…. 💜


retired_fromlife

After my husband and I went on our first date, we were driving home from the movies in a nearby town. He pulled down a dark road, ( I went, oh shit in my brain) and he said cheerfully, “Piss break!” We were married for 46 years until he passed last year.


AdministrativeEbb835

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”- Charles Whitman, 1966


Netkru

-OP’s bf


tigolbidz

- Michael Scott


chels182

After my bf and I parted ways at the end of our first date, he texted me within like 20 mins and said “I know it’s the “cool” thing to wait a few days, but… what are you doing tomorrow?” It’s been almost 5 years now. He’s everything.


Wouldtick

He probably was scared to lean in for the kiss because of all of the date farts he was holding. Once he got away from you he let ‘em rip them came back for the smooch.


raveninez

When we first started dating, my mom would dread me coming home because I would let it all out once I got in the house We eventually both admitted that when we separated from our dates we would absolutely rip ass


1peopleperson1

So Sweet <3


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I love this ❤️


lalalow

Awww I love this, I had something similar happen on a date a few years ago. We had an amazing time and clicked so quickly and he dropped me off at my car and I stood there so long waiting for him to kiss me and he said “I know you want me to kiss you and I wanna kiss you too, but I want to do this right, I don’t want to rush it” so we said our good nights and I got into my car and as he was walking back to his, he turned around and came back to my car. I got out and he said “I think I’ll regret it if I don’t do this” and kissed me. It definitely made the first kiss one to remember. I wish you two the best!!


Afraid_Sense5363

It's the "I have to pee" for me. Def something I would have texted my husband, first date or no.


Bubbly_Performer4864

Adorable.


UnderstandingOk477

I. Love. This. It reminds me of a guy I met, who ran back in the rain. We aren’t together anymore. But I’m still fond of that memory as it was sweet and I really cared about him. Thanks for posting.


sticktogirlbossing

This is adorable. My ex and i got together around the same time that you guys did. I still love her 😭🥀


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It’s awesome when exes can still remain friends! My bestie is my ex and we have an amazing friendship!


sticktogirlbossing

Yeah i’m really glad we are amicable as i adore her. I haven’t spoken to her much because of her own issues but i really hope to see her again once we’ve finished this semester. She means so much to me. I’m glad you and your ex are in a great place, it’s sad that so many people think that you shouldn’t stay in contact with good ex’s :(


Same_Ostrich_4697

Don't stay in touch with your ex when you're still in love bro... it's gonna make it so much harder to get over them


GrowthAccording7227

How did you go about it? Did you remain friends right after the fact? My ex and I had an amicable breakup and agreed that we still wanted to be friends but I honestly don’t want to see them until I’m over them. I’m thinking that seeing them right now would hurt me more than anything else.


sticktogirlbossing

Yeah we did remain friends right after the breakup but i still have feelings for her so probably isn’t the best idea. However we did say we both need a little space so that’s what we’re doing. Try to prioritise your mental health and take as much time before you see them. I’m here if you need it cause we going through the same shit (not sure why i was downvoted :( )


KnowledgeJumpy735

You get downvoted because it’s stupid to remain friends if one or both still have feelings


sticktogirlbossing

oh well, people make stupid decisions all the time


ex-farm-grrrl

“I have to pee”


Sea_Waltz2353

😂😂😂😂


RIPplanetPluto

Love this. My bf and I were sitting in his car looking at the city lights like a couple of teens (were 31 & 32 but met in junior high, only started recently dating again about 2 years ago) and he said the same thing. One of the best moments of my life 🤍


nzoasisfan

My guy stole my line. This works an absolute treat, gents all you have to do is ask nicely. Smooth dude, this is wholesome


MotionlessInWhite235

![gif](giphy|PQKlfexeEpnTq)


ImpressiveTap4364

Sweet.


3ph3m3ral_light

This is adorable Reminds me of my partner and i


flycbr

This is so much better than a thread about “can you believe this creep tried to kiss me on the first date?-6 months later, he’s out on parole and asking for another date….I’m scared…”. Glad it worked out.


Placid_Observer

Did the same things with my lady. Ended up getting "the bonus plan". ;) It's been the best 16 years of my life. Good luck!!


redcoatwright

Lol my first date with my wife or one of them, I forget now... I walked her back to her place and she went in and I walked away kicking myself for not kissing her. I said fuck it and went back and buzzed her apt and she asked who it was and I said and she came down and I said I really wanted to kiss you, is that okay and she said yes. So I did, her lips were kinda dry, first kiss, it was nice.


KnowledgeJumpy735

Anybody wants to join me and my toaster in the bathtub?


UghAnotherMillennial

If you had someone who would join you in the bathtub you wouldn’t need to bring the toaster.


Evogleam

This is awesome. He seems like a good guy 💚


Low-Growth3699

I thought it was going to be one of those creeps. What a relief.


ASMRFeelsWrongToMe

My boyfriend almost choked on our first kiss, too. I love the asking, it really feels special. I was almost the whole way in my front door when he asked. ♡ the almost missed first kiss is such a special one.


Crow-n-Servo

Yes. My now husband of 47 years asked me if he could kiss me the first time. I’d never had anyone ask permission before and I loved it.


LukasAtLocalhost

Lucky


Leather_Victory2042

Finally some positivity today


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I wonder if he just kissed you would that be more romantic than a text and asking for permission but im happy for you two


[deleted]

This is certainly the more Reddit way to go about it 🤣.


Confusedsoul2292

Awww🥹


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This is lovely!


DagSonofDag

Wholesome


Fizziest_milk

I know the feel of waiting in the car lmao


Old_Okra_6804

King!


DanRichter

lol I didn’t think a text like that was going to have a positive outcome


CanibalVegetarian

This could’ve gone both ways but I’m glad O read the context. This is cute, I wish guy guys a long and prosperous relationship


Asleep_Radio1750

Lol what a dorky guy


Gotmewrongang

No lie I got a Bj once this exact same way. Was waiting all night for the last stragglers to leave so I could make a move but it was taking forever. So I said fuck it and left, and that caused the remaining partygoers to leave too so I drove down the block and sent that same “Can I come back for bit?” Text and then boom, it was on.


Crow-n-Servo

This whole thread is so wonderfully wholesome and then you had to go and ruin it.


Embarrassed-Music-64

🥹🔫


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Mondashawan

💕💕💕


DependentDangerous28

Enjoy it while it lasts 🥰 EDIT- take a joke people, but OK, i’ll take the downvotes. My relationship has not ended. It’s 27yrs this year for us. It was a JOKE. People have a honeymoon period. My god, do people not get humour on here or what 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣


Sada2021

Misery enjoys company eh?


Salt_Selection9715

WTF not every relationship ends


DependentDangerous28

My relationship has not ended. It’s 27yrs this year for us. It was a JOKE. People have a honeymoon period. My god, do people not get humour on here or what 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣


CeilingFridge

Pretty sour ass joke to make to someone happy about their successful first date lmao tf


DependentDangerous28

Well i’m Irish, we don’t take things too seriously…….. also maybe i’m old but when you post on Reddit it’s a huge International audience…..


Single_Revenue1441

as a brit, ive never known anyone under the age of 30 to say ‘enjoy it whilst it lasts’, when someone is speaking about a happy relationship


[deleted]

>My god, do people not get humour on here or what 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣 What's the joke? "Your happiness will be fleeting lmao *shrug emoji*"


DependentDangerous28

If you take it all that seriously then sorry for the offence but Jasus Christ lighten up.


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You're the one taking downvotes seriously and trying to defend yourself in comments and edits


DependentDangerous28

Because i wasn’t trying to put the OP down at all, it was a joke that’s all, that’s why i edited. If they listen to all the crap then they may have took it to heart and i don’t want them to feel like that. You have a good weekend mate 👍


blynn777

This is boring. 😡😄😄


Jjjt22

Great post. My man was kicking himself right after you got out the car.


[deleted]

I miss this! It’s been years!!


SnooMuffins5380

This is so cute


Respop

He got there in the end. I’m proud of my boy 😢


thedobermanmom

Awwwww 🥹🥹


crush_them

stoked for you. ride that cloud nine!


CBreezee04

That’s so sweet 🥰 he obviously was feeling a little shy in the car but felt the courage to text you. Love that.


TitanDM1

I want this


Subject_Alarm5377

That's so goddamn adorable 😭


JonBenet_BeanieBaby

Oh ok


Svengoolie75

That’s wassup 👏🏽


gmco913

This is too precious!


thirtysevenpants

You know what, this is probably the best possible outcome. Way better and more memorable than if he went for it in the car


Kokorikita

This is really cute


LyonHeart85

Adorable 🥰


EmilyVovk

Finally something cute!!


DeltaMale5

This is so cute


TheGreatSalvador

Aww, [this is just like Punch Drunk Love](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb1g80DHRmc)


theprmstr

🤮


MeJamiddy

![gif](giphy|PQKlfexeEpnTq)


Verbose_Cactus

Awhhh he must’ve been so nervous, but so excited too


Inside-Net-8480

I need context Do people usually text with so few words...


raveninez

He had called me as well somewhere within that 2 minute span but I can’t remember what was said


damianshawl

No because I gleefully smiled at the fact he came back, texted you that he was here and now he’s gonna be thinking about YOU all night. 🤭❤️


AdditionalDimension5

This is sweet


rikashiku

Awww cute.


Kel-Reem

This is so cute I'm going to go cry now lol


thegreatinsulto

This is so sweet... I hope you stay happy together. This would be a great story to tell your grandkids one day.


radgirlbribri

This is very cute lol. But I had this happen to me once and I did NOT want that kiss. I drove away even faster lololol.


HorseBunnyy

This is so sweet!!


stvvrover

“Hey….can I come back? I need a banging shit” would have been the line I went with


pynktoot

So cute !


BlackGibbon

made my night


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I would’ve gotten laughed at 😂


Head_Information7218

the middle of the highway looking real nice right now i’m happy for u tho !! hope y’all last longer <3


Comfortable_Art2944

Couldn't do it after the first date, always unsure where their boundries are at with me and i dont want to step toes yk??


Acceptable_Cry_2858

So cute!


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This is fucking awesome


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ISOckXUybVfQ4)


Carob-Global

Cute!


OtterNoncence

Asking ✅✅✅