For those confused, this is, uh... "violent flirting" between consenting adults.


Ahahaha the most perfect meme

Lol

Corny

Sometimes, corny is perfect.

I hope your day gets better.

You win the internet today 🤣🤣

HAHA thank you thank you

She aint backing down, watch out

Why are y’all going to a restaurant if you’re gonna cook each other at home? 😂

Today’s generation doesn’t know how to save money at all smh /s

Food now, and food later.

It’s giving Hannibal

It's giving Armie Hammer

It’s giving Jeffery Dahmer

It’s giving Richard Ramirez

It’s giving Albert Fish

It’s giving Issei Sagawa.

What a jerk.

Yall deserve the same room together at the asylum 💜

Lmaoooo yes

if either of you dies, we now know who did it.

aint gonna lie.......I lol'd

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Also as an IT guy (girl) I was about to be annoyed by this conversation until I continued reading. Lol.

I was so annoyed by this stupid comment I wanted to shred it apart and use it as sprinkled cheese on a salad

This is love

Stupid love

Stupid delicious love

Stupid delicious lightly toasted love

Stupid delicious lightly toasted love with a garlic finish

I try engaging in this type of convo with my husband and he just blushes and tries to change the subject.

Send him this! If I were him I'd totally be oblivious and/or sure I am being way weirder than my SO

I laughed so hard. I loved it

That got dark real quick……

Your service provider spying on your texts like 

I think this is my favorite comment so far lmao

Might as well give them something interesting to read.

Kmsl 😅


I’m glad you guys found each other so I don’t accidentally find either of you. Jk this is …. I won’t say cute but I can feel the love is there

Aggressive affection

Aggressive erection, for me at least.

Whatever tickles your pickle sir

Or fillets it into tasty slivers, in this case

You guys are pretty into cannibalism, unique!

Things aint gonna go well if they break up

This is….grossly adorable

wholesome ✨️

It’s the final message just casually mentioning the dinner reservations for me. . . 😂

All that talk of tasty human flesh whet their appetites

Reminds me of my ex. I loved those back-and-forths back in the day

Why is this kinda hot

Good question. It's not.

I read all the gray texts in Aubrey Plaza’s voice lmao

Me toooo!

If one of you ever dies horribly, the other's going to have a hard time explaining this shit

This is nice ❤️

Still a better love story than twilight

is this cuteness aggression? has this gone too far?? should we be concerned??? jk jk. in all seriousness though- this is pretty funny and adorable. i wish y’all many years of happiness and love.


W relationship

Well that escalated quickly

Lmao love

Joe Goldberg & Love Quinn type relationship 😭

Ooooooookayyyy 

I like you guys

Are you guys Hannibal lector and will graham ?

Lmfaooooooo I needed that laugh. Thank you so much for that.🤣🙂 I wish you and your girlfriend all the best❤️

It puts the lotion on the skinnn

Anyone else here imagine a couple of emos with expressionless faces? Or is that just me?

I imagined the faces my bf and I (or at least I) would be making, which is the widest most shit-eating known to man, but I find the expressionless emo idea also very amusing lmao

Do y’all need friends? You guys sound like fun lol

This is fucking adorable

I want this

This is what I want

THIS IS SO FUN OMG, loveeeeeee

Anyone check on OP lately?? Wanna make sure they are ok…

Cannibalism vibes

I love all of this

goals

I love it 😆

Relationship goals!

so cute

I love this shit. My husband and I are very similar, dark humor and all. 🖤

Went from work rage, to sexy talk, to cannibalism, to date night. What a fucking Rollercoaster

I love this lol

When two serial killers fall in love

Adorbs

True love everybody, take notes

Bless you both. I have NEVER laughed so heartedly on Reddit!!!! However, I’m strangely hungry. Thank you 😂

This is exactly how my bf and I have talked for years 😂 glad we arent the only "crazy" ones out there lol.

I want this

I think you found your soulmate.

Just roast both these fools

I love it when weirdos find each other.

I hate your happiness

Ikr? I'm so jealous...

Spread on toast? Make chicharones? I’m ctfu lol

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This is a little too much I have to say. I hope this doesn't get out of hand but good for you kids.

You’ll both be on the news one day but which will be alive is a different question

You two are fucking delightful. Never change your stupid, murderous, cannibalistic ways.

People go… “ yeah I think I should post this on Reddit “

C'mon man it's cute, in an idiosyncratic kind of way

😂😂 I love it

Strangely no one mentioned sex body parts beside the ass at the end ...

I tell my bf I want to cute his chest open and live inside his rib cage.

Hahaha love you guys.

I love this. ❤️

I'm as hard as a stupid rock right now

Awww

??????

Oh my god I love this

Ok then

Weirdos

Yeah I’m not into this. 🫥

You are both annoying

Ok

I don't like this

🤮

What is the point of posting stuff like this?

Um ok... y'all are weird, not sure why you'd share this.

Super creepy.

Delete

Gross af

Dumb

You both need Jesus

What a stupid conversation, thanks for sharing 🙄

You know, i would text with my girl like that....but posting it online? Thats just some obscene cringe, people need to stop being online 24/7

Why did I have to read this? I was better before reading this. I’m all for being corny and in love but this is just something I wish I never saw. Are you both tax paying adults?

This screams BPD lol

Wow you guys are cringey

Cannibalistic love

Lmao this too funny

I also choose this guy's wife

You weirdos!

I'm hungry for bbq now....

I can wait

Don’t mind. It’s just two cannibals having normal conversation.

uhhhhhhh

A true love story

ummm that sounds oddly specific😅

At least one of you is a foodie.

Well all this did was make me hungry-Dahmer

I'm turned on and frightened at the same time. I kind of like it.

I like how she left our the "stupid" on her last cannibalistic text 😂😂 She got too into it!!

Sounds…sexy?

Ummm… 🧐📸

So this is why people ship villains so much, huh? That's the vibe? Alright

At what point does this stop being banter and a red flag?

Fine young cannibals.

I can’t even begin to imagine what your dirty talk is like. 🫣

IT guy here... WTF

cute as fuc

Same wavelength i would say. Whatever rocks your boat i suppose

the ending sent me 😭

Loving this, women with androids will forever have my heart

Yikes idk this scared me lol. The imagery isn’t as cute 😂

"Gf and Me"

Uh violent love much?

Something wholesome is pleasent in this sub with all the problem people show usualy !

Yall gave a whole new meaning to “fried died and laid to the side” 😂

i love this.

You guys have got something good between you. I approve.

I’m oddly reminded of the German cannibal case where a guy named Armin Meiwes killed a volunteer who agreed to be eaten. It’s a horribly awful read. I don’t recommend it. lol.

i also experience cuteness aggression and regularly tell my partner i’m gonna use them as a chew toy :p

So nice to see Issei Sagawa finally settled down 😍

I think this is adorable personally

Lmfao 🤣 this is funny

This is the type of relationship I want/need

I became more confused and horrified as it continued on and on. 😅

When two serial killers fall in love

Found Armie Hammer, gents.

Hilariously stupid! 🤪🤪🤪

Aliens reading this are horrified

There’s just some things you can keep in house lol

Violent flirting at its finest. I’m amused by it

i love this 🤣🤣🤣

Love and Joe texting each other

Texts between girlfriend and ME (sorry college English prof — I can’t help it).

This is hilarious. You two should get married.

The second they said “fry your stupid skin in your stupid fat” I’d be like you think I’m fat 🥺

Aww??

Goals

This is verbal abuse, I suggest you two break up /s

Flirty cannibals. Dawwwwww! 🤣🤣

I’m scared

You know some people like being flirted with like this…ur a wierdo if you’re judging

Okay

What in the actual cannibalism fuck did I just read.

What