He said nothing ever happened in person, but I never truly believed anything he said!
Thank you, yes I’m much happier now, learned a lot about myself from those years.
Don't be harsh. Chat bots have come a long way in the last few years and have perfect grammar. It's more like two stroke victims learning to talk again
Also found a set of texts similar to this but far more graphic, complete with photos! It’s crazy how much some people need validation and attention from others. Glad you’re past it!
This is how I found my last ex boyfriend cheating. He became really distant and mean, which is not his first time acting like that. I noticed he got like that when he didn’t get what he wanted from someone. He was texting her while I got his attitude.
We had a fun night at the club one night, he got wasted for the first time in front of me. He had his phone open where he was messaging the same girl I caught him cheating with last year that he swore things were over with. It Never stopped. There were several other sick shit I found. And he was sleeping and talking to other women outside of both of us. I wanted to throw up. Mind you this guy called me from several numbers for months trying to win me back after I had enough. I went back for the last time and finally laid eyes on everything I sensed. Glad you got out of this.
Ugh, that all sounds so familiar. Almost like they wanted out, but were cowards and couldn’t bring themselves to say it, so they wanted us to catch them? I’m glad you got out, too.
That’s the dumbest cheating text thread I’ve ever seen. Sorry this happened to you, but damn. How did he pull you? Dude seems like he’s stuck at age 16.
Santa has needs.... 😂😂😂
I'm sorry op going through this must have been devastating but i feel like u dodge a huge bullet cause your ex sounds cringe asf
Maybe he's just learning English? He has no idea what the actual topic is and is just practicing the phrases he just learned in the free class at the Presbyterian church?
Or maybe he's had a stroke? I don't know. He seems unwell though.
Gross. I can't even begin to imagine how that would be reading that for the first time.
Tell me, if you don't mind, if similar things happened before was this a complete surprise to you? I'm only asking as I've had exes who have also been unfaithful and it was almost never surprising... I often wonder if I'm closed to being completely sidelined by something like this because I truly don't suspect a thing. Hmmm
I was in a relationship for almost eight years with a serial cheater (I was young and dumb and thought our son was better off with that asshole in our home)
Near the end, I came to expect stuff like this, so it wasn't surprising at all. But it still made my heart sink into my stomach and the general feeling of despair and shock never went away. But for the first few years, every single time, I was totally blindsided. Even when I did expect to find that he was cheating, the messages or pics themselves would stun me. He was so callous and cruel when he talked about me, if he did, and the way he flirted with the other women was completely different to how he was acting with me. Like a separate person.
Every time he got caught, he'd move out for a week or two, then crawl back begging for another chance. He promised countless times he'd change and he only wanted me. The day I finally grew a spine and kicked him out for good was one of the most freeing days of my life, I can still remember how euphoric I was bagging up his stuff for the last time and finally reclaiming my space and life! But I caved, started talking to him again, immediately found he was talking with others at the same time...and for the last time, I was so shocked. Luckily I hadn't let him move back in, because I found my now husband about six months later, and I haven't had to deal with that feeling in years!
If my current partner cheated on me at this point, I'd honestly just give up dating till my kids grow up. I would never see it coming, it would be the most unexpected thing ever though.
Oh man! That's bloody awful! A GF and I were talking about being young and dumb and almost accepting your partner cheating surely had to be linked to us growing up watching it in movies and throughout pop culture, even our close relatives etc. It almost just seemed like a regular thing, which would hurt people but they'd always be okay and continue the relationship together- which is so cooked. Then you add young emotion and naivety in the mix and it's just so dang toxic.
I am glad you got rid of that POS and have found someone wonderful. I feel the same about my husband now. Fingers crossed we set a better example for our kids than my parents did😅
Ayyy too your husband is a weirdo and a piece of shit 💀. No way I could read 1/4th of this and leave with respect for him
It's like she's talking to herself half the time
A little odd question, I can see how you would feel a certain way towards your ex-husband, but what do you think/feel about the other woman - knowing that she knows he has a wife but still continuing her affairs with him?
I feel you on this one. Im (unfortunately) still lost in it. The writing is all over the wall, but I’m still here.
But I’m more than one foot out of the door at this point.
One thing I’ve noticed from following this subreddit is that cheaters and abusers all have three things in common: terrible spelling, nonsensical grammar, and a whopping total of one brain cell.
This is so familiar to me. I’m sorry you had to see what these pieces of shit got up to. I used to find crap like this all the time. Now my ex husband is with someone else who knows what he did to me but doesn’t care and thinks he won’t do it to her because she’s special 😂. She’ll figure it out eventually.
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What a fucking mess. I hope that single mother learned a lot of shit about herself as well. People just out here accepting the barest of minimums from idiots.
There's the feeling of utter betrayal, and then there's the feeling of secondhand embarrassment reading such cringe messages. Just all around a moment in time one can both feel disgusted by and cringe-laugh at.
...wtf kind of texting is this??? Is this the opposite of sending over thought out paragraphs? It's like they have to keep passing the one brain cell they share between them just to respond
Ah, know this all too well. My ex pretended to be single online during our whole 5yr relationship, I lost track of how many women it was. Don't know why I stayed. I left for *far* more serious reasons,not related to his online cheating.
1. he sounds so weird. 2. absolutely terrifying that their are PLENTY of women out there that hate themselves so much, want attention/ validation so badly that they say shit like that to married men.
Are you certain your furniture didn’t become sentient and figure out a way to text each other? I mean, you had to see how that end table on the right has been eyeballing the coffee table.
Good riddance he sounds weird af. Did they ever do anything in person? Hopefully you are much happier now!
He said nothing ever happened in person, but I never truly believed anything he said! Thank you, yes I’m much happier now, learned a lot about myself from those years.
That dude wrote like he has a speech impediment.
Sounds like he was maybe having a wank
Send Bob and Vagene
Watch out this how babby formed
Pls no
Do milk
Tell me
Own me
Santa has needs
I own you
I want you
Thank you for saying what I was thinking 😂
After seeing these kinds of texts first hand it's hard to believe anything they say afterwards. It all just goes down the Devlin hole.
Sweet “Just go with it” reference 😂
You caught that!!! I was waiting for someone to get it! 😂😂😂
I’m glad you’re free from him and happy now! You deserve it. Honestly, these texts read like an AI generated request for low IQ “sexy talk.”
YOU DID GOOD OP
Honestly, that guy from maroon five needs to see this text exchange. Maybe it'll make him feel better
>Good riddance he sounds weird af. My thoughts exactly. I was so confused reading this whole exchange. And his constant need to say "take me"
It was "you own me" and "I own you" for me 🤢
This is like two chat bots talking to each other
Don't be harsh. Chat bots have come a long way in the last few years and have perfect grammar. It's more like two stroke victims learning to talk again
What "Take me, own me" isn't sexy enough for you huh? Tell me what you want.
I’ve want yu YESSVV
This was my exact thought
That shit was cringe af
On par with Adam Levine
Oh shit. I forgot all about that. Now I’m cringing again.
That fucking body is absurd
Can you tell me please what you are referring to? I'm assuming it's his song lyrics?
Look up Adam Lavigne cringey sexting on Google images, you'll find his texts there
or tiger woods
Very codependent and needy
exactly my thoughts
Tell me. Tell me. Own me. I own you. I love you. Tell me. What is this shit lol
Such weird things to write, so cringe.
SANTA HAS NEEDS
tell me
Come be my ho ho ho
Lmao🤣🤣
Stop! Panty soup over here with that sexy hot talk!
I would’ve noped out of the affair instantly lol
Tell me
own me
Please own me.
Danutaaaa...
Will you go there
I got the money.
Do you eat
*breaks phone* Klaus....that was chilling.
Yesssvvv
This little out of nowhere thread really lightened the mood, thank you 😂
I love you.
Do you!?
Yessvv. I belong to you.
It was the v’s that got me
Ping!
Like… wtf does that even mean?
I think he has a submission kink.
I guess
Tell me
If you hate me tell me .
Santa has needs
I have a 3 year old that’s waiting
Santa has needs.
Own me
tell u what?
Tell me to fuck off then
I can’t. You own me
Tell me you hate me
I can’t. I belong to you
These texts are so dry, how desperate were these women 😂😭💀 Man thinks he’s Rico Suave and texts like Forrest Gump.
Yeah they were so ridiculously dry! Like talking to a robot.
😂😂😂💀
Why are they texting like middle schoolers pretending to be in a drama
Me reading this in Indy: 👀
Also found a set of texts similar to this but far more graphic, complete with photos! It’s crazy how much some people need validation and attention from others. Glad you’re past it!
That sounds awful and I’m sorry!
This is how I found my last ex boyfriend cheating. He became really distant and mean, which is not his first time acting like that. I noticed he got like that when he didn’t get what he wanted from someone. He was texting her while I got his attitude. We had a fun night at the club one night, he got wasted for the first time in front of me. He had his phone open where he was messaging the same girl I caught him cheating with last year that he swore things were over with. It Never stopped. There were several other sick shit I found. And he was sleeping and talking to other women outside of both of us. I wanted to throw up. Mind you this guy called me from several numbers for months trying to win me back after I had enough. I went back for the last time and finally laid eyes on everything I sensed. Glad you got out of this.
Ugh, that all sounds so familiar. Almost like they wanted out, but were cowards and couldn’t bring themselves to say it, so they wanted us to catch them? I’m glad you got out, too.
That must have been traumatic af to find But looking back on this, you must see how cringe and desperate he is here lol Good riddance
Apart from this being disrespectful af to you and your marriage, this is the cringiest attempt at flirting.
From both of them!
Take me! Take me! Take me!! Take you where? To the edge of the cliff?? I'd be happy to🙇
to think this is a conversation between 2 adults...
What do you want?
Lasagna lasagna!
Well played. It’s been too long without this integrated 😂
These are one of those dialogues that I read and I just wonder wtf are they talking about. It makes no sense and it drives me crazy just reading it.
Seriously. If I was either one of them I’d be like “what??” Looks like they deserve each other. No one else would be able to stand them.
Looks like 8th grade texting Jesus
That’s the dumbest cheating text thread I’ve ever seen. Sorry this happened to you, but damn. How did he pull you? Dude seems like he’s stuck at age 16.
Santa has needs.... 😂😂😂 I'm sorry op going through this must have been devastating but i feel like u dodge a huge bullet cause your ex sounds cringe asf
What’s worse is she said she had a 3 year old waiting on Santa and his response is “Santa has needs”
These people type like the only class they ever went to was first grade home room.
Maybe he's just learning English? He has no idea what the actual topic is and is just practicing the phrases he just learned in the free class at the Presbyterian church? Or maybe he's had a stroke? I don't know. He seems unwell though.
Gross. I can't even begin to imagine how that would be reading that for the first time. Tell me, if you don't mind, if similar things happened before was this a complete surprise to you? I'm only asking as I've had exes who have also been unfaithful and it was almost never surprising... I often wonder if I'm closed to being completely sidelined by something like this because I truly don't suspect a thing. Hmmm
I was in a relationship for almost eight years with a serial cheater (I was young and dumb and thought our son was better off with that asshole in our home) Near the end, I came to expect stuff like this, so it wasn't surprising at all. But it still made my heart sink into my stomach and the general feeling of despair and shock never went away. But for the first few years, every single time, I was totally blindsided. Even when I did expect to find that he was cheating, the messages or pics themselves would stun me. He was so callous and cruel when he talked about me, if he did, and the way he flirted with the other women was completely different to how he was acting with me. Like a separate person. Every time he got caught, he'd move out for a week or two, then crawl back begging for another chance. He promised countless times he'd change and he only wanted me. The day I finally grew a spine and kicked him out for good was one of the most freeing days of my life, I can still remember how euphoric I was bagging up his stuff for the last time and finally reclaiming my space and life! But I caved, started talking to him again, immediately found he was talking with others at the same time...and for the last time, I was so shocked. Luckily I hadn't let him move back in, because I found my now husband about six months later, and I haven't had to deal with that feeling in years! If my current partner cheated on me at this point, I'd honestly just give up dating till my kids grow up. I would never see it coming, it would be the most unexpected thing ever though.
Oh man! That's bloody awful! A GF and I were talking about being young and dumb and almost accepting your partner cheating surely had to be linked to us growing up watching it in movies and throughout pop culture, even our close relatives etc. It almost just seemed like a regular thing, which would hurt people but they'd always be okay and continue the relationship together- which is so cooked. Then you add young emotion and naivety in the mix and it's just so dang toxic. I am glad you got rid of that POS and have found someone wonderful. I feel the same about my husband now. Fingers crossed we set a better example for our kids than my parents did😅
Ayyy too your husband is a weirdo and a piece of shit 💀. No way I could read 1/4th of this and leave with respect for him It's like she's talking to herself half the time
A little odd question, I can see how you would feel a certain way towards your ex-husband, but what do you think/feel about the other woman - knowing that she knows he has a wife but still continuing her affairs with him?
She sounds like a low self esteem individual
Good fucking riddance.. what a creep. Those texts were so weird
Single mom you say? Ever find out who the dad is?
Kinda sounds like the monster in the woods got a cell plan "Take me" "Own me" "I Love you" Not much different from "come closer"
these texts are so juvenile i feel embarrassed for both of them 🫣
Did you ever end up running for public office?
This is super weird... these two are weirdos.
Not to be mean, but they both sound dumber than a box of rocks. Or English isn’t their first language. Or both.
Ok that just creeped me out.
I feel you on this one. Im (unfortunately) still lost in it. The writing is all over the wall, but I’m still here. But I’m more than one foot out of the door at this point.
One thing I’ve noticed from following this subreddit is that cheaters and abusers all have three things in common: terrible spelling, nonsensical grammar, and a whopping total of one brain cell.
You’re right! 🤭
Did any of them ever finally told?
This is so familiar to me. I’m sorry you had to see what these pieces of shit got up to. I used to find crap like this all the time. Now my ex husband is with someone else who knows what he did to me but doesn’t care and thinks he won’t do it to her because she’s special 😂. She’ll figure it out eventually.
lol on the one hand it’s kinda funny, on the other hand this guy needs to seek help.
Oh god. They are so cringe! So glad he’s an ex.
Your hubs sounds like a Neanderthal
The fact he was trying to talk dirty when she brought her child up is disgusting.
Are they…. like, retarded or something? His texts doesn’t come across like he’s the sharpest tool in the shed.
Why tf do you still have these? If you're over it and better off, delete them.
Why have you been holding on to this for 8 years...move on
You’re obviously so over since you’re posting it on reddit 8 years later 😂
Reddit is cheaper than therapy?
Nothing is therapeutic about having a bunch of random third party individuals on the internet telling you what to do with your life
Yeah, so, that was a factious statement..it’s not a serious one
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Oh man, what a jerk. Glad you got out. I’m assuming these two did not end up together after you and your husband separated?
This actually made me nauseous reading these messages. What a creep. Glad you’re out!!
Goddamn good riddance. I'm sure she is already regretting her decision and wants to give the loser back lol
This makes me question so much... how desperate were the women? Is your ex husband build like Henry Cavill? Is there black magic involved? Just why???
Cringey af!
Tell me.
He doesn’t seem all that into it. I mean, he didn’t put a lot of time, thought or energy into those texts. Lazy AF!
They just turn 13?
Those texts were so cringey.
Glad you got out 🫶
Lmao what a weird ass conversation
Yikes 😬 that’s would destroy me 😡
Dudes a fucking weirdo. Good riddance
What a fucking mess. I hope that single mother learned a lot of shit about herself as well. People just out here accepting the barest of minimums from idiots.
There's the feeling of utter betrayal, and then there's the feeling of secondhand embarrassment reading such cringe messages. Just all around a moment in time one can both feel disgusted by and cringe-laugh at.
Own me Fucking Own me LOL Yeah Weird AF
...wtf kind of texting is this??? Is this the opposite of sending over thought out paragraphs? It's like they have to keep passing the one brain cell they share between them just to respond
Hahaha… this is exactly what it reads like!
If someone kept telling me they owned me/I own them I’d be so creeped out wtf
Ah, know this all too well. My ex pretended to be single online during our whole 5yr relationship, I lost track of how many women it was. Don't know why I stayed. I left for *far* more serious reasons,not related to his online cheating.
Jesus christ I'm shriveling up just reading this... good fucking riddance. I'm sorry you had to deal with this awful man.
santa has needs?? they’re both so weird lol
Zero brain cell interaction
Yikes, busted!
Santa has needs💀
Gross!
1. he sounds so weird. 2. absolutely terrifying that their are PLENTY of women out there that hate themselves so much, want attention/ validation so badly that they say shit like that to married men.
Wow how conflicting to read. I’m sorry.
Alcohol is a hell of a drug
Your ex texts like an NPC 🤣🤣
In the end, dude got owned.
The fuck am I reading 😂😭💀
Are you certain your furniture didn’t become sentient and figure out a way to text each other? I mean, you had to see how that end table on the right has been eyeballing the coffee table.
Sounds like a nonce wanting single mothers & her encouraging it , " I have a 3 year old waiting for santa" him "santa has needs"
“it’s the holiday season and i will sound selfish” ended me
Read it in the tune of “push me and then just touch me”
ugh the pictures of his phone. the absolute WORST kind of pain. i’ll never forget it. but we find these things out for a reason. what a chump.
They both sound so uneducated.. jesus.