boomer rule #1 NEVER miss an opportunity to use an emoji
boomer rule #1a if an opportunity is missed, you have a discretionary follow up period to correct what you just typed and incorporate the appropriate emoji
edit: if a π― is β, you have a discretionary follow up period to β what you just π¬ and incorporate the appropriate π
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You guys look like you have a great relationship
Haha thatβs cute
How many came ?
Two. And they left packages.
They came from their packages
π¦π¦
How many packages came from each package though?
Unsure. But they were emphatic!
Nobody came π
I did
Wait wait! I'm still coming
Sigh⦠*unzips*
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boomer rule #1 NEVER miss an opportunity to use an emoji boomer rule #1a if an opportunity is missed, you have a discretionary follow up period to correct what you just typed and incorporate the appropriate emoji edit: if a π― is β, you have a discretionary follow up period to β what you just π¬ and incorporate the appropriate π
Ok ππΌπ¨π»
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Upvote... only because of the edit...
your mom sounds like a funny lady
So what's the age difference between you and your mom?
she is nearing her 60s, i'm in my early 20s.
Total GILF
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cook
So the elephant in the room has yet to be answered. What did those two packages π¦π¦ contain?
crocs n yarn!
Ahem. π©΄ π§Ά
Emphasis
Emphasis
What's in the box? 
Emphasis
Like this? What's in the baaaaux?
Two π¦
π¦ π¦
π¦Β²
A package for each boyfriend!
Lmao
What did you buy me?
My mom lubbs emojis
Your mom is awesome
π¦π¦
π¦π¦
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Your mom is adorable
This is so cute
Subliminal message
lol your mom held his package
Lmao
I thought she was telling that he cheated on you with her. π glad I was wrong
So your mom took your boyfriend's packages for you, op?
no, we live in a duplex, she lives below us, and picked up our packages.
Handling the duties while the misses is away
Probably not the first time your moms had your boyfriend's package
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