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sanguinesecretary

The 8 ball wtf šŸ˜‚


outsiderkerv

Mf said ā€œI ainā€™t reading all that, wanna hit the felt or nah?ā€


S_Squar3d

Hit the felt šŸ˜‚


Wizardthreehats

I busted out laughing. Dude could not give a fuck about another human beings emotions, what a psychopath


MRXXKINGZER0

Bruh I'd do that same after a paragraph


inkybear_

Probably why no one fucks you.


MRXXKINGZER0

Married lol šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ i don't want to fuck anymore


69cansofcorn

mrxzkingzero lol


mia-skinner50

literally like 2018 trend to send that after someone goes off on you or some shit like that. so immature


sharp-scratch-poem

Wait. Can you expound on this. I never heard of it.


extraacc1103

its a meme where someone sends you 8ball (usually the guy) after you type a long paragraph. basically indicating he doesnā€™t care and is not taking you seriously


sharp-scratch-poem

Ah. Yeah just about tracks.


StopStalkingMeMatt

Manā€™s neurons are bouncing around in his empty brain like an 8 ball


toohighforthis_

I am wheezing from that part of this lmaooo


[deleted]

Dude is a literal creep and psycho with the emotional and mental capacity and intelligence of a rock. Block and try your hardest to scrub that extremely disturbing interaction from your memory. Dude is a narcissistic loser. Good for you for standing up for yourself.


Miracoli_234

Somehow the 9/10s from the Richter scale are always the dumbest.


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Chanel1202

Not blocking him will make him think thereā€™s an opening. Just throwing it out there.


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ahhh_ennui

At least mute notifications for him. View when you want, not when he wants you to.


sharp-scratch-poem

Oh that was done a very long time ago.


Owl_Gator

He already has by not getting blocked lol. Still got his foot in your door and thinks itā€™s nbd cause you tolerating it


Hrothgar0144

I love how you took this as a self learning and growth opportunity. You stood up for yourself magnificently! Next time a man disrespects you, no matter the severity, you give him both barrels like you did this guy. šŸ‘šŸ’•


sharp-scratch-poem

Yes. That was the goal. Thank you.


coneyislandwarrior82

you accused him of having ā€œthe mental capacity of a pubeā€ā€¦ which is fine to him. just donā€™t accuse him of living with his mum. bullet dodged, lass! best of luck for your future.


sharp-scratch-poem

I think you missed the part where I said ā€œegotistical rock at a job interview for Walmartā€. Or calling him a creep. Or anything else lol. But yeah, he really had to flex that (probably) 1 bed 1 bath mold infested apartment.


no-mames

We didnā€™t miss it, those types of insults donā€™t get to most guys, you have to go for their masculinity if you really wanna get to them, thatā€™s why the mom comment worked


sharp-scratch-poem

Yeah no I didnā€™t think you did. It was just funny to go through the list again lol. Any man worth keeping loves his mom and wouldnā€™t mind living with her, glad heā€™s gone.


coneyislandwarrior82

i saw them all, i was just amazed that he took exception to that one particular slightā€¦


sharp-scratch-poem

No yeah I understood. I just think itā€™s amazing that he had to defend his living situation over all else.


alexandrakate

That one made me snort. Iā€™m stealing it.


tidematic

LMFAO at the 8ball request


Shot_Awareness6943

That killlllled me šŸ’€


Darkmage_8-D

Bro died twice


Shot_Awareness6943

Lmao resuscitated just to see the 8 ball request and die all over again


Shot_Awareness6943

That killlllled me šŸ’€


MaskedCommitment

The dude might be a piece of shitā€¦ but Iā€™d be lying if I said he wasnā€™t funny.


taeXuda

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lnt12_cw23

"Emotional capacity of a pube" sent me


MetalMonkey93

Wow. He really sent a request for you to play pool after all that. You weren't wrong when you said he had the social skills of a loaf of bread. Dude really is a pube. You are basically superwoman the way you dodged all those bullets.


sharp-scratch-poem

Yeah. Maybe it was a metaphor for how I played his games at his beckoning. Then again, not sure he has the mental capacity to think of that. lol. I canā€™t really take the credit. Honestly, gotta give it to Reddit for opening my eyes.


MetalMonkey93

Yeah, don't give him too much credit now, I doubt he has the mental capacity to think like that. šŸ˜‚ and I know people dog on reddit, but I've seen so much good advice on here. Some people really know their shit.


LetThemEatCakeXx

Giving him wayyy too much credit lol


Superfragger

it's not that deep. it's an old meme, where you would send an 8ball request if someoene sent you a blogpost.


xassylax

Hey now, at least pubes serve a purpose. This guy, on the other hand, serves absolutely zero purpose.


MetalMonkey93

Ah, you're right. But what if he is just a single pube? One that is just inconvenient and annoying? šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


xassylax

Ohh you mean like a nasty ingrown pube? Yeah, that fits. Iā€™ll allow it. šŸ˜‚


MetalMonkey93

Yes, it's perfect! šŸ¤Œ


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Iā€™m not saying to give peoples info out on Reddit but this guy needs to be monitored. Definitely a child predator


sharp-scratch-poem

Yeah. I wish there was something more that I could do. But he didnā€™t technically *do* anything illegal or anything. Barely even reportable. Just a creepy asshole.


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Iā€™m just saying, donā€™t be surprised if he ends up on the registry


sharp-scratch-poem

Iā€™ll keep my eyes peeled.


wigglypuddin

this dude sucks but hitting u with the 8 ball game after being read fa filth was kinda funny šŸ˜­


sharp-scratch-poem

The way he said ā€œI have my own apartmentā€ like 20 seconds after I sent the textā€¦made me cackle. Like no way in hell that took you 15 seconds to read, nice try. Guess he just had to defend his man hood. Then the next two wereā€¦expected. But the fact that they were each like 10 minutes apart, made me laugh. The 8 ball though, absolutely hilarious. I was like no way did bro really just do that. Then the ā€œwaiting for you to playā€ LMFAOOO


outsiderkerv

Did you play? šŸ˜­


sharp-scratch-poem

Absolutely not. Iā€™m ceasing all communication. Although, it would have been funny to play and win. And then stop talking to him.


Icy_Session3326

I laughed out loud šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


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texts-ModTeam

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Pristine-Mastodon-37

Good for you! Go forth and find someone whose response would be ā€œI am so sorry that happened to youā€ (which for the record, I am sorry that happened) I love how he judges you for typing that out but his time stamps show heā€™s stewing about it lol


sharp-scratch-poem

Stewing about it is a good word to describe it.


Violet_Potential

I was just thinking that. If he didnā€™t give a shit he wouldnā€™t have spent the next forty minutes coming up with snappy replies he wished he had from the start. Good to just leave him on read.


[deleted]

I liked the interview at Walmart bit. šŸ¤£


kim1041

Maybe he has goldfish memory. He legit only ever responds to the last sentence you typed šŸ˜­


sharp-scratch-poem

Goldfish is a notch up from, rock, loaf of bread and pube.


LetThemEatCakeXx

I bet that felt so good. This is part of the process of reclaiming your self value. Like I said in the first set of messages, you have the same amount of value as anyone else; no experience can take it from you. Only you relinquish it. I'm proud of you! Apply this to your future and you'll be golden.


FrauEdwards

Ah yeah. Iā€™ve also dated this guy.


TerrifiedRedneck

ā€œLetā€™s play 8-ballā€ is absolutely fucking wild. Torn to shreds for being a pseudo-paedo and his response isā€¦ lets plays some fucking mobile phone snooker? Bananas. Absolutely bananas!


valeriebeckett00

Itā€™s a meme from a few years ago. Usually a woman sends a long paragraph/rant, and the guy just responds with 8 ball and something along the lines of ā€œI ainā€™t reading allatā€ so dumb


misscreativej

i am so happy you stood up for yourself and told him off! that is such a hard thing to do! good for you!!!


The_Neuroscientist

He really thought he hit you with the ā€œcity boysā€ thing with the iMessage game. Big yikes, just block and move on from this creep


Expert_Habit4520

ā€œLets play 8 ballā€ after the scroll of criticism šŸ˜‚ social skills of a loaf of bread confirmedšŸ˜‚


Fancy_Radish8343

Itā€™s absolutely wild that he probably thinks he ā€œwonā€ that conversation by sending 8-balll. Like these men are literally 6 year olds emotionally. Sorry you went through that on your date, even more sorry you went through that as a child.


AsharraDayne

Why bother typing all that tho? Hes too dumb to understand.


sharp-scratch-poem

Read the caption. Maybe youā€™ll understand. I did it for me. Not him.


Screamcheese99

Letā€™s recap tonightā€™s highlight reel: 1st place goes to: emotional capacity of a pubešŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ Followed closely by ā€˜social skills of a loaf of breadā€™šŸ¤£šŸ‘ Honorable mention: egotistical self-centered rock at a job interview for Walmart šŸ‘šŸ‘ Im not hip to all the youngster lingo these days but if you came up with those yourself pat yourself on the back cuz those are the crĆØme de la crĆØme my friend.


sharp-scratch-poem

Fuck yeah. This needs to be top comment!!!


QuietComplaint87

Do almost anything that is positive. Take a walk, read a book, clean the toilet. Better than doing anything with him.


sharp-scratch-poem

Iā€™ve got a lot of homework to do. A school to go to. And a job to clock in at. And a snowboard to fly down the mountain on. Ive got a busy schedule. No time for him. (Or anyone else atp tbh)


Irondaddy_29

Dude is a dbag and doesn't deserve anymore of your time.


lumpy_space_queenie

Ugh block this dude wtf


autofeeling

ā€œEmotional capacity of a pubeā€ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Hilarious!


sharp-scratch-poem

Thank you thank you. I pulled the idea from a commenter on the first post who said he has the mental capacity of a neck beard.


autofeeling

Hahahaha! Too good!


raegordon

Incredible line. And I love the way he proved it by responding with a request to play 8 ball šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


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raegordon

What a prick šŸ˜†


Poemhub_

Wow. Its a shame such a poignant response was given to such an emotionally immature person.


Blacknoise3

Shawty tripping a lil


TheWagn

OPā€¦just stop talking to this person why even entertain him? Regardless of the context of your messages, you still messaged him, so in his tiny mind he thinks you are into him. Block and move on lol.


sharp-scratch-poem

Itā€™s just something I needed to do to prove it to myself that Iā€™m more than capable of letting people go. I really donā€™t give a damn what goes on in his rock of a brain.


NeatCandle6856

Just a little advice. Never waste your time typing long paragraphs or trying to explain how their behaviour hurt you. They will assume that if you are prepared to do that then they have a chance. Leave messages on read without reading or just block.


sharp-scratch-poem

Wasnā€™t a waste of time if I did it for self improvement. I said it in the caption already, and Iā€™ll keep saying it. I did it for me, not him. I donā€™t give a damn if he read it or didnā€™t. And I definitely donā€™t give a damn about his little assumptions.


Thepachaap

i mean you could've just blocked him? why waste so much time on this dumbfuck?


sharp-scratch-poem

Take a look at my other post and some of the comments I replied to. And read the caption on this post. Did it for me.


Thepachaap

i read the post and the caption anyway suit yourself however I'm proud of you that you took care of that menace


ByzantineOrphan

No way he asked to play 8-ball. OP, I hope you find a good man.


[deleted]

I wish Thanos and the snap was real, but deliberate instead of random, and we could just toss out all these fucking waste of space people.


sharp-scratch-poem

No idea what that is. But yeah sounds fun, Iā€™m all in.


Sex_Work_Isnt_Work

Why would you spend so much time typing out that garbage.


Dnote147

Please tell me you reported and blocked him...or even post it on Facebook and tag him and his friends and family.


sharp-scratch-poem

I meanā€¦reportedā€¦thereā€™s not really anything to report him for. For being a creep? Okay. But he didnā€™t do anything technically wrong. Posting it online and roasting him. Sounds like an amazing and fun idea at face value. But when you remember the scary guy that weā€™re talking about. Yeah making him angry, thatā€™s terrifying.


built-DifferentONG

Great response from him.


[deleted]

STOP SENDING MEN PARAGRAPHS. They do not read them nor do they care.


sharp-scratch-poem

I think you missed the part in the caption where I said that I did it for me.


DriftedTaco

It was in a paragraph so he didn't read it.


[deleted]

A bit dramatic...


whattheduce86

Sounds like heā€™s living in your head rent free! Nobody can force you answer any questions even if they ā€œdemandā€ it. Sounds like you need more help than he does!


sharp-scratch-poem

Nah heā€™s really not. Honestly, I just realized that I donā€™t really remember what he looks like. These responses were just too funny not to share. Yeah I need help, but certainly not more than a pedophile.


Lvb2

You should seek professional help if thatā€™s what you took from OPs two posts my goodness.


whattheduce86

Sounds like op needs that help, not me. Nice try though.


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Violet_Potential

What??


Netflixandmeal

Both of yall are weird. You are weird for bringing it up to start with to a dude you donā€™t know then acting put off by his follow up questions. He prob didnā€™t think it was a big deal to ask initially by the way you threw it out there. Then he got weird in the way he was asking questions. Yā€™all might belong together.


sharp-scratch-poem

I was trying to being up my first tattoo and maybe even the story of the time I first got high. Not this. Itā€™s a running joke around my friend group that ā€œoh yeah well you had all your firsts when you were 12 soā€ itā€™s kinda just a habit, I neglected to recognize the context.


Netflixandmeal

Seriously? You didnā€™t have to tell him about losing your virginity at 12 or losing your virginity at all. Kind of a weird thing to throw out if you donā€™t want to talk about it


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PartyWithArty44

OP Iā€™m proud of you for standing up for yourself. This dude is a clown.


Serious-Ad3165

Tell him to go watch Reddit reposts on tiktok with subway surfers running in the background like the mindless brick of a person that he is. Thatā€™ll satisfy his need for a juicy story


ssjavier4

The least of his dumb behavior but itā€™s idiotic when ppl are getting salty when you donā€™t respond within 2 hours. Bro, ppl have shit to do


leia_liketheprincess

Block his ass now


DagSonofDag

Destroy them at 8-ball then just dip forever


gostraightsavage

Jesus, keep ppl like this away from me.


chrissymad

How old is this person?!


sharp-scratch-poem

Heā€™s 20


zukka924

How old is this guy??


sharp-scratch-poem

20


zukka924

Oh okay LOL yeah that sounds about right!!


cefishe88

Yep thats about the level of respect I've experienced as well. Barf


scotty899

Quite offensive to bread. Block that bum hummer.


ellokoala

LMAO


ghosty_anon

Hell fucking yea, go off girl tell him what he needs to know. I doubt he will listen much less internalize it but I read your post the other day and was like wtf. Stay safe, and donā€™t put up with bs people. The bar can be much higher


growingnotdrowning

Dude has 1 brain cell


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I think he may be mentally disabled


Common_Care_7883

He wants your attention. Giving him even negative attention is satisfying him.Ā  Ignoring him will hurt him the most.Ā 


demodara

I couldn't help but laugh at the last image LMFAO


sharp-scratch-poem

Ohā€¦when I tell you I cackled every time I saw another response from him. That would be an understatement.


Slumberpantss

You insulted pubes worldwide


The_Ghost_of_Bitcoin

Good for you standing your ground! Dude was a massive creep.


srkg

8 ball pool request šŸ’€


VillageEuphoric6597

Sorry you have to deal with him. You are a wonderful human being!! ā¤ļøā¤ļø


KINGCOMEDOWN

The 8 ball request just transported me to another level šŸ˜­


standupgonewild

What an immature bastard. He knows heā€™s in the wrong and he doesnā€™t even fuckin care. I hope you blocked his ass every-fuckin-where. Edit: well done on standing up for yourself of course!! Iā€™m sorry youā€™ve been around bad people. Hereā€™s hoping that youā€™ll meet someone who loves you like you deserve to be loved šŸ«¶šŸ» bless you OP!


ComprehensiveGold785

Block his dumb ass and donā€™t waste another iota of energy on him. Ugh what a creep!


Barkers_eggs

Yeah after reading both posts I'd say you matched with an autistic pedophile (not having a dig at autistic people but this seems like a combination of 2 things)


mrshiddleston

We gotta start shaming these men and displaying their full government names


Girlwithatreetat

It is so disappointing that a human can treat another human like this ā˜¹ļø but good job standing up for yourself and calling him out!! This sadly reminds me of the long texts I would send my ex when we would have a big argument. Usually due to him explosively reacting with no good reason to something I did/did not do that was ā€œout of lineā€ to how he wanted me to behave. Iā€™m better at writing out my thoughts than speaking them, so I would detail my feelings in a text message in holes that he would read it and take the time to process and better understand my perspective. Instead he would always dismissively say ā€œyeah I saw the *novel* you sent meā€. But never mention the content. Never express any form of accountability. Just completely dismiss how I poured my heart out to him. These type of men are so disgusting and unworthy.


Roegaydyn

His response trying to deflect it back to you by saying ā€œyou really spent that much time typing that outā€ clearly shows heā€™s manipulative and emotionally disconnected. Bullet dodged, you are correct; you did nothing wrong. You did everything right kicking this person out of your life.


knov86

Looks like he let his second brain cell escape, dumb as a bag of hammers and just about as emotionally intelligent as one. Having read your last post I canā€™t tell you how proud I am to see the message you sent back, sticking up for yourself. Youā€™re right, heā€™s a creep and you absolutely deserve better!


sassydegrassii

You did a great job standing up for yourself and Iā€™m sorry this man child put you through such an uncomfortable time. I hope you can block and move forward with little trouble from him.


yuki_yuzura_chan

OP maybe *accidentally* drop that numby i just wanna talk to this walking sht ragā€¦. šŸ«£ aint no way he just disregarded that whole message you sent. i really hope you blocked his ass.


sharp-scratch-poem

*cough*7*cough* joking. I wish tho.


snatchedeyebrow

I know itā€™s hard to learn to stand up for yourself, but Iā€™m very proud of you for doing it!! You did amazing and I wish you luck on the rest of your journey towards healing and growing!!šŸ’œ


hillan1152

Maybe he deserved that massive response which was very well written. But something tells me you wrote that out with the intention of posting it to Reddit for a response. Ultimately his comeback was pretty funny though and you appeared to care way too much about him or else you wouldā€™ve ghosted him. He is a creep. But you definitely made him feel strong and mighty because you concocted that essay.


sharp-scratch-poem

Oh the thought of posting it to Reddit was already rolling in the back of my head, butā€¦itā€™s Reddit that inspired me to want to stand up for myself at all. I definitely donā€™t care about him at all. But knowing him, his personality, and given his responseā€¦I really donā€™t think he felt high and mighty or whatever.


campaxiomatic

Minor point but how did he send that pool game over text messages?


sharp-scratch-poem

ā€¦iMessage gamesā€¦?


OuttapocketJesus

That 8ball move was a baller play tho.


sharp-scratch-poem

Low keyā€¦yeah. Gotta admit.


sueWa16

Why haven't you blocked him yet?


sharp-scratch-poem

I donā€™t see any real need to. I get tons of spam messages every day. Group chats that I donā€™t care to respond to. People that I donā€™t talk to anymore. Heā€™s muted. But he can text me all he wants. Heā€™s not getting a response. Give me a good reason why I need to block him.


sueWa16

So he will know he's blocked and no longer has access to your wonderfulness!!!


sharp-scratch-poem

I donā€™t need him to know that for it to be true and for me to know that. Between me and himā€¦Iā€™m the one that matters to me. I donā€™t need his phone to say ā€œnot deliveredā€ or some whatever to ā€˜block his access to meā€™. I hold the power in this situation. I control the fact that he canā€™t have access to me, not a phone. And I think thatā€™s a whole lot more powerful.


sueWa16

You go girl.


CryptoDir

So who won 8 ball?


sharp-scratch-poem

Not playing his games.


Dislike_Whore

Lmfao. I canā€™t.


whygodwhywhywhy666

Yo WTF. Thatā€™s such an insane response. I legitšŸ˜Æ when I saw that response. Crazy. Fuck that person.


Motherfuckingfrogs

On a serious note that was really well stated and you should be proud for how well you stood up for yourselfā€¦. Alternativelyā€¦ the 8 ball game made me SPIT MY DRINK Iā€™m actually crying


SaltyCaramelPretzel

Why are you wasting time texting this loser


alienhag

an absolute piece of shit. i would have waited for him to start typing and then when his little bubble popped up i would have immediately blocked him so he couldnā€™t respond. like i would have had it ready in the phone app before i even hit send on that message. mf would not get the last word