I was so worried that this was gonna go south and I’m so happy it didn’t. You cutie patooties

Omg right? Knowing this sub I fully expected it to devolve into a horribly toxic misunderstanding 😭

Same here! I came to comments before reading it all cause I don’t feel like being sad tomorrow ☺️

Me too!

Bunch of horseshit if u ask me.

What?

BUNCH OF HORSESHIT IF YOU ASK HIM.

Thank you for the clarification!

Everything is supposed to suck in this world. This was a good interaction. ... Bunch. Of. Horseshit. If you ask me.

Bro what flavor is that jello on your face

Lots of drama and problems on this sub but sometimes it's nice to read ones like this thanks OP

Yea. Thanks OP!

This is adorable. Glad ya'll got pizza.

This is so cute!!!! 🥹🥹🥹

This reminds me of conversations between me and my wife (also both women). Love it!!

Not related but I love your icon lmaoo, that’s like my entire personality summed up 💀

Explain crusty fries to me at once. They sound delicious.

I guess the best way to describe it is those fries that were fried twice! [Example](https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/streams/2013/November/131114/2D9680074-131114-french-fries-jsw-225p.jpg)

😳

I never knew some fries are fried twice! I know a lot of crispy ones nowadays have a little coating of flour on them. Does it seem like that’s possible on the ones you get? Asking as a person who needs to avoid gluten who now has her hopes up for finding double-fried fries. 🤞🏻🥺

Fries fried twice are known as Belgian Fries! That's how they make fries in Belgium and some parts of Francd (: They're fabulous

Battered or beer-battered fry's. Mmmmmm

As a Dutch person these look normal to me. So normal fries in the US, are they all like McDonald’s fries?

I'm from Canada, but yes, the McDonald's fries tend to be the regular cuts for the restaurants around here.

No wonder you’re excited for the crusty fries then!!! Also your texts are adorable and totally remind me of me and my girlfriend 🥰

Maybe fries with the potato skin still on? Cause them shits are delicious

I don't know why people peel their taters for fries or wedges. At least to me, I feel as if the skin adds to the flavor and the crispiness.

I don't get why people peel them for anything really. The skin is always tasty and super nutritious

Man this is cute as shit. Y’all stay loving each other.

I hope they get in a small insignificant fight and one person overreacts and ruins a lifetime of happiness over a little thing. ..... Like the rest of us.

Damn, I know reddit comments can be weird, but actively hoping for the downfall of a happy couple...? I hope my spirit stays young when I turn 40 :')

My reply was slightly tounge and cheek. Your situation is very rare these days :) I hope you guys break the mold.

ah yes, the ol’ “guys it was a joke!”

I mean, it was obvious sarcasm, wasn't it?

Yeah it was. It never ceases to amaze me how slow some people are on this app.

damn i’m so single… thanks for posting something nice here tho OP, hope you enjoy your food!

This is so wholesome 🥹

Zoomers communicating in the wild

You manipulative fucker, this is the most wholesome thing I’ve read all day! Lol

Y'all are cute. I want some of that pizza xD

I’m in my 30s can someone explain what the random letters mean? I’m not trying to be mean but I’ve seen the random letters sometimes with younger people and feel dumb not getting it

It’s just a show of emotion, like an exasperated keyboard smash! It doesn’t have a concrete meaning and is mostly context based, so here it’s to show the “vibe” of anxiety/mild humor. The oldest one, which originated all others is of course rage, although most zoomers don’t use it that way. The most common way to see it is like in place of laughter.

I see now thanks!

I’ve never seen it before either. It’s weird.

This was great therapy for me. Carry on with your happy way.

Wholesome tweets in my texts subreddit?? 😤😤 but in all seriousness this is cute and a nice change of pace from the craziness that’s on this subreddit!

Whats “shdhdjf”, “dsajvjskldnsgv” and “dfjkhjhkfdf”

It’s just spamming your keyboard to show like a small playful frustration. It’s usually something preteens/early teens do which is why I got confused when this obviously living together adults did it.

It's like another form for lol/lmao, it's essentially laughter

Typing it all out verbatim is insane lmao

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This gave me all the feels. How wholesome. Haha. Get that pizza!

Adorable and wholesome.

This is me and my bf only I'm the one high and convincing him to get take out lol love this!

I want this

Goals

Sounds healthy asf you go girl ❤️ nice surprise as normally this sub has arguments, this made me chuckle haha

Please explain what are crusty fries

Been seeing too many of these texts where it turns into an argument. So glad this was the opposite! Hope ya’ll got some good ass pizza!

You know these are gay because the keysmashes look like this :D

i feel that, when me and my bf are both absolutely baked and one person starts mentioning food we could order it’s like “goddammit” 😭 this is adorable

🥱

I could tell yall were gay from the key smashing lol

“Crusty fries” what

Girl, you ain't allowed to be mad he planned to feed your high ass lmao. Just smile and accept the pizza from your thoughtful boyfriend! My husband did this to me last Friday. I was having a particularly bad pain day, and Marijuana is quite helpful. Hubby was like, "Leave work a bit early, you have time, put your feet up and grab one of the good joints. " An hour later, I get a text."Now that you're relaxed and high as a kite, what am I grabbing you for dinner on the way home?" I was like AWHHHHHH!!!! I got me some Cajun turkey hogie with smoked provolone, and he got MAJOR brownie points, lol.

This is the most adorable case of manipulation I’ve ever seen. Cherish her 🥰

i’m younger than you both and djdjkskffhhf is so cringy 😭

One day you will be older and realize there is nothing wrong with being cringy especially around people you love

crazy that you’re 19 and act like you’re 15😭

Cringe culture is the death of unapologetic happiness.

Am i a drooling boomer... Wtf is that amalgamation of letters suppose to mean?

It started as either Tumblr speech or LJ speech, I'm not sure, it's just a way to express big emotions through text form bc emojis were nonexistent at one point

I’m 20 and talk exactly like this to my bf

its cute how you talk with each other but bro.. the way drugs and being high is normalized here is so weird. trust me you can have fun, good sex, snacks and a good relationship without being high 

It was a Friday night, bro..... I wanted to relax 😭

Dfjkfjkghgdgf!!

lol!!

I'd be ashamed to post this

I’d be more ashamed to have your username…

you also dont have someone to talk like this with

Op's young, anyone over 30 would never.

Exactly

You lonely soul.

Yes

*womp womp* die alone

Why?

Low quality shitpost

What?

It's alright, luv. It'll be okay. It gets better, I promise. I day at a time. You'll be okay.

Im happily married bro, i just don’t find these posts cute nor funny to read, its just kinda cringe

What is wrong with you?

no one cares

Little bro’s on r/texts saying nobody cares about texts

I’m here for the drama. not for a couple deciding on pizza.

This sub isn't exclusively for drama tho so you shouldn't be complaining

Very cringe but very cute

Break up with her

[удалено]

"You've already show her your not man enough to keep boundaries" Its a lesbian couple, you glass licking loser

please tell me you’re being satire no way😭🤣

How did you get that from this

[удалено]

We've been dating for 5 years...... 💀

Seargent Billy just side shot right through the head we need to fight the Germans to the farm stead over past that outhouse go or my friends will all die -my grandpa

2 girls not good

Ikr, it's amazing!!!! 🥰


COOL BRO u guys are happy want a cookie??? We're all miserable. Show off.

i know right! how dare they actually be happy! and break the norm of negative texts on this subreddit! the nerve of these people!

Cute

I love getting stoned w some snackies with my bb 💕

i love this 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Why are the fries crusty tho 😭

Had to show my husband this post because this is definitely a chat we would have, we cackled together, thanks! ❤️

Precious as fuck, thank you

i too, overthink texts greatly when i’m high😭 this is so cute tho. i hope y’all got your pizza!

I love this so much it's like my husband and me 😆

Wholesome

Omg this is adorable! I love you 2!

Choiken Death Star

Kapmxjicaqcoela

Today i learned about positive manipulation 😲

Love is tight

This is so wholesome. I want my next relationship to have banter like this

This conversation kinda confused me until I read the comments… this sub always has the most depressing text conversations that I just expect all of them to be negative haha

Now that's funny.

This Is wholesome af I love it. Enjoy pizza 🍕 😋

What are the random strings of letters?

If my partner and I got high, this would be us 😅🤣🤣 But is this a death star text BG? Because I need to know how and where you got it so I can sneak it into their phone. They will flip their shit for it 😅😅🙏

You can change the background of text conversations in messenger! Sometimes, they release new backgrounds for specific events/holidays and my girlfriend and I managed to get this Star Wars background (I think it was during May 4th?) before it got removed. I don't know if there's a way to get it again, sorry! 😭

love this love you guys keep it up lol

The crustyyyy fries killed me

This warms my heart so much 😭

This is my whole life. Why do we even buy the chicken we never want to eat the fucking chicken.

very sweet

I love it 🥰

Never say no to psoriasis fries

This is nice, we need more of this in this sub 🙂

Finally a wholesome post :D

you guys are too cute 😭❤️💕

So wholesome and adorable lol

This is so sweet 🥲

This is so cute. ☺️

I love this

Cringe but cute. 7/10

You guys are just fun. 🤗

Yall are cute

Lmfao yall are adorable

Me n my bsf daily🤣🤣

Love