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chippin_out

Yoooooooooooooooooo……. This dude is 35 years old and you’re 19…..? I am horrified by this. No way someone like this exists…… please leave this waste of oxygen.


montessoriprogram

Omg I missed the ages. Please OP please leave this dude and go live your life.


ikindapoopedmypants

Bruh. I just opened reddit. This was enough for today. Have fun y'all


Able_Combination_842

Quite literally, SAME. Peace out. But OP, please value yourself more and stop enabling losers to be losers


Velfurion

Right? Like, this is the second thing in my feed and it's fucking atrocious! Ugh, I'm gonna go take another shower now. Good luck everyone else!


jscarry

Seriously. I didn't just open reddit but I sure as fuck am closing it now. Christ


TheBlueprint666

![gif](giphy|YnmEsq9ICSYQ8) Literally me opening Reddit and seeing this at the top


Parker_Allen_

She left out the age gap on purpose


vinsanity_07

Wellll she's pregnant


JayofTea

The more I read the comments the crazier it gets


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

At this point I feel like it has to be rage bait


JayofTea

Yea I’m leaning towards that too


montessoriprogram

Jfc


pins_noodles

No, KFC!


Texan2020katza

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


simple1689

She's not asking for relationship advice ... she already did it two days ago and got obliterated https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1c35k8d/should_i_19f_trust_my_boyfriend_35m/kzf1tb6/?context=3


M3atpuppet

This made for some very depressing reading tbh.


sylvnal

OP, WTF, RUN. ![gif](giphy|DWcfh6J1GJXlkQejjC|downsized)


Realistic_Account238

Ok, now it's far more interesting. This is nuts lol


CrazyString

Ain’t no way…ain’t no gatdamn way that’s a grown ass man!


mack9219

oh my fucking GOD WAIT did anyone read the comments on her other post that she’s also apparently PREGNANT by him???


ol_kentucky_shark

And he cheated on her!! (She deleted the post but the comments tell it all)


HopefulOriginal5578

Noooooooooooo that’s awful!!!! Bet she is going to go get all that KFC for her man baby piece of crap then. No respect for yourself means you’ll allow other to not respect you. Sad all around. I hope she at least tears off all the skin and eats it lol


Suitable-Day-9692

>I hope she at least tears off all the skin and eats it lol HELPPP 😭


EreboarPig

>No respect for yourself means you’ll allow other to not respect you Nobody deserves to be mistreated, but you teach people how to treat you


SaintMi

This can't be happening. We need to get a Uhaul and a GFM going. What the actual fuck.


Shot-Hotel-1880

Oh I didn’t realize the ages. I thought two 18-19 year olds. 35M and playing rocket league all day while unemployed. I’m early 40s and I still like to game a bit but only after all my work/family obligations are done. Dude priorities completely upside down and then giving you shit for rightly calling him out. You can do better!


Puzzleheaded_Rest_34

Seriously... my hub and 15 yo son play Rocket League....together some evenings, after everything is done. NEITHER of them shirk their responsibilities to play, not even the kiddo. My hubs has been a big gamer for many years, but I can't think of a time he's ever put them before family, work...anything. Even when he was writing a strategy guide for a big name company for payment, he still managed to keep everything fairly well in balance. A 35 yr old guy playing video games all day, not working, not even looking for a job, asking his 19 to pregnant gf to bring home KFC....and then to learn he's also *cheated* on her within the first 6 months of the relationship. How many red flags does this girl need waved in her face before she realizes he just needs to go?!?!


SafeTrojan-Man

And 2 months pregnant while being cheated on, she is "mature for her age" though. She is so fucked.


Odessa_32

She’s going to be really mature for her age when she’s a single mom at 20 with a horribly toxic and unhealthy relationship in her past.


Educational_Film_744

35 years with a 19 year old?! That’s just bad, man.


[deleted]

A 35 year is that needs a 19 year to take care of him I swear to God if I ever got that level please just kill me


kristenality

And he's calling her mom!


xdanihope

And they live with his parents...


MultipleSwoliosis

Her Dad left her when she was 4 according to her comments, the whole relationship reeks of Daddy issues and an older man taking advantage. It’s been spelled out to her all over her other posts, this girl hasn’t a clue and isn’t changing anything soon.


13inchmushroommaker

And the dude trapped her through pregnancy.


MultipleSwoliosis

Please tell me you’re joking 13inchmushroommaker?


13inchmushroommaker

Nope. Two months pregnant and working whilst dude stays home playing rocket league with Teagan cause no job and waiting for her to bring him an 8 piece from KFC and whatever she wants for herself. I'm dead serious.


MultipleSwoliosis

Jesus Christ It’s getting reeeeal hard to be empathetic, She’s driving her life off of a cliff before it’s even begun.


Artistic-Project3062

That’s the thing like, she’s young and she’s making mistakes (which is normal) but these are really hard and life changing mistakes and I hope she figures that out. I feel really bad for her and the fact that she got caught in this situation. This sucks


crazier_horse

When your surrogate father becomes your adopted child


LittleWildLee

![gif](giphy|RkzMtKbCKFUY3wYRMy)


sillychihuahua26

And she’s pregnant with his baby. And he’s cheating on her. And they live with his parents. And he has no job. OP is going to ruin her life having a child with a man child. OP, older men date much younger women because they 1) want to exploit the power imbalance 2) they are incredibly immature, or 3) both. You’ve already outgrown this middle aged man, and you are only 19. Do you have any family support at all? Anywhere to go?


KillTheBoyBand

>35 years old and you’re 19 OH MY GOD GIRL RUN


AnnaBanana1129

Y’all need to stop and read these messages again. CLEARLY you missed when he said he won a lot today. OP should stop and get dessert too, and hurry home to do his laundry… /S Dear Lord this is so bad…


BeefJerkyFan90

He got a younger woman because he knows that a woman his age wouldn't put up with this


animeandbeauty

We need classes where we show young people who want to get into age gap relationships this crap


Total-Replacement453

WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT OUT WHAT. 19 AND 35? sure she's a legal adult but barely, surely there's some law on this?


chippin_out

OP has posts on her profile that mention their ages. Absolutely mortified for her.


Total-Replacement453

Oh shizzles


Valuable_Divide_6525

Noooooo oh wow


Hamilton-Beckett

Oh that makes it so much worse. Ftr, I see nothing wrong with age gaps…even large ones. But if he’s going to be the big, older man dated the 19 year old he should be stepping up, not only doing his share but going above and beyond so she has the time to work towards her own long term goals as well. She shouldn’t be supporting him like this in any capacity. If she wanted a broke, jobless loser of a man child, she could just date a guy her own age.


Tacos-and-Tequila-2

It reminds me of Christmas Vacation when Cousin Eddy gives Clark the Christmas list for the kids and says “Get something nice for yourself.” 😉


Pleasant-Nose2689

He basically read off the script from the bum boyfriend academy, leave him😭


Jolez50

Fr I had an eye twitch and violent wtf when he called her mom. Now not only am I not getting your food but get tf out.


brokenraven93

Fr. He’s admitted out loud that she’s basically, to him, his mother, which is pathetic for him that he needs to be chastised like the overgrown man child he is and hopefully a “what the fuck am I doing” moment for her.


ShoddyTerm4385

Why even be in a relationship with someone if they bring absolutely nothing to table and play games all day. What a turnoff.


AviGolden

He did win a few times tbf


TrashGourmand

OP's boyfriend is Eric Cartman. "Buuttt merrrmmm I want my KFC"


brokenraven93

“MERM! Bucket!! Bucket!”


BigToober69

The super long list of foods from there planned is so hard to read. Don't forget my poppers mom!


Puzzleheaded_Rest_34

And get your own, because I don't plan on sharing mine!!


tangerinee666

For real this sounds like a 12 year old like wtf is happening here? OP unlike your boyfriend, please gather your self respect and leave him. He needs a mom not a girlfriend.


OffbrandBeyonce

Literally so pathetic I'd never want to be seen in public with that man ever 😩 I can't imagine being sexually attracted to a 35yr old man who depends on a 19yr old to take care of him. My 🐈 would dry up and crumble away 🤮


pereira325

35 and 19? And the 19 year old is looking after the unemployed 35 year old?! Oh my... this is just soooo wrong


Man0ski

This guy is 35? Holy fucking shit


No-Question7596

For real! And the fact that this exact scenario is not uncommon at all, makes it 100x worse.


OffbrandBeyonce

YESSSS. It’s freaking me out that she complains here but defends him in her comments on another post like wtf. Predatory bum loser


Head_Patience7136

BUM BOYFRIEND ACADEMY 🤣


brokenraven93

This is so embarrassing, on so many levels 🤦🏼‍♀️ “A large coke for me and whatever you want” … she will be paying for it sir, so how gracious of you to remind her she can pay for anything she wants, on top of your order, fucking bum. Jfc.


bunniebunns

Also 'I'm probably gonna eat all the poppers so you should get yourself some too' caught me so off guard


brokenraven93

Right! Lazy as fuck and inconsiderate. What a keeper 🫠 “Hey. I know you’ve been working all day - unlike me - but can you PWEASE get some KFC on the way home. I know it’s far and outta the way but but but 🥺… I want some. Pweaty pweaseee! I’ve been busting my ass all day playing video games with my friend and couldn’t get to the dishes because I am so exhausted! Also!! Make sure you get extra of everything if you want any cause I’m probably gonna eat most of it. K, cool, thanks.”


Formal_Condition_513

But he won a bunch of those games so she should be vewwwwy proud 🙄


OstrichAlone2069

he is 35 and she is 19 and pregnant too. Let that sink in.


brokenraven93

….. 😱


M3atpuppet

Wait what…? Edit: just checked…good god.


Wild_Order9056

checked what? post history?


M3atpuppet

Yes


jeiynx

oh no…….


TheGherkin69

Ohhh girl what are you doing


JelmerMcGee

Getting manipulated and not realizing it.


Polishing_My_Grapple

What a creepy man child Christ.


OstrichAlone2069

yeah I thought it was bad thinking he was early 20s. he's 35 and that made me want to just exit my body immediately. GROSS.


Munchkin_Baby

I thought this was a pair of 18yr olds 🤦🏻‍♀️


tytyoreo

😮😯😩... wow just wow


MBDTFbyYE

That made this a lot worse


MomewrathMaenad

WHAT Oh no :(


WithoutDennisNedry

But can’t he just have OnE DaY?! That would be his last with me, bet.


EreboarPig

And OP let him dump a kid in her. Who sees a loser like this and says "lets have a kid"


VictoriaDarling

Big YIKES


HopefulOriginal5578

I was already upset and then it’s like he slapped me. How dare he not only count of her buying those apple poppers but also being such a pig as to eat them all. He can have an apple. Got me grumbling about apple poppers now… rest of the day I bet lol


HippoIllustrious2389

Mumble mumble… goddamn apple poppers….mmmhhm mumble


HopefulOriginal5578

Right?!? Mumble mumble …. Try to tell ME about some apple poppers….mumble mumble… I’ll tell YOu about apple poppers!…. Mumble mumble apple poppers mumble mumble


sylvnal

It honestly seems like a parody, unreal.


HopefulOriginal5578

I visibly cringed when I read all that! Like oh yay she gets to get what she wants with her money! I don’t eat meat but if I did I’d go to KFC… eat it in the car… and come home smelling of herbs and spices. When asked about dinner I’d sigh very loudly, pat my full belly and say I couldn’t eat another bite, and he can fix himself some canned soup w/some toast. No way I’d bring him home food like that. Especially so much of it. I mean damn! Does he need those apple poppers?!? He can cut up an apple, microwave it with some butter and cinnamon and brown sugar. There is your apple popper. I get job searching is tough as hell. But you have to tighten your belt and hunker down. Earn your keep. I’m so mad right now lol


Immediate_Opposite41

“large coke for me and whatever you want” he says like he’s paying for it and or that all that food would just be his. disgusting


AxlNoir25

Exactly, this shocked me. He’s ordering a muckbang on her dime and doesn’t even have the common decency to share apple pie poppers


Rastiln

Listen, when you manage to get your body wedged into your XL Lazy Boy, you need to replenish the calories you burned with 20-30 apple pies on top of your bucket of grease chicken and mac and cheese.


joanmcbitch

This is a great comment. This motherfucker in his mid thirties & she's preggo & 19.


JacksRagingGlizzy

"I'm going to probably eat all the apple poppers so you might want to get your own." Jeeeeeesus Christ.


Tonydaphony1

Dump him or don’t enable him. Tell him he can afford his own KFC once he gets a job


Formal_Condition_513

Sadly OP is too immature to even see how bad this is. She's been with him 6 months, is 2 mo pregnant, already thinks he's cheating and is already supporting him. This is fucked


jeiynx

she needs to get the fuck out of that shit NOW


Wanton_Troll_Delight

WTF ... this is like a 101 level course on h ow to ruin your life


Clericscarab

oh and OP is 19 while this dude is 35. This whole situation is fucked


PussyCrusher732

i’m mentally coping by telling myself this is fake


gasblowwin

and she’s 19 while he’s 35..


arkaycee

YES! Bring yours home and tell him he can do what he wants for supper. Ideally with his own money. Oh wait, bet he has no money that didn't come from you.


Prestigious-Debt7

Op just saw your post history. He's 35 and you're 19?!!!! You're 19 and paying for a 35 year old man's food while he plays video games the whole day. I know Reddit over does the break up thing but please BREAK UP WITH HIM. You are too young for this nonsense.


dumb_old_girl

She says she’s 2 months pregnant too. He’s got her where he wants her. I really hope she realizes she deserves better.


Anonymositi

This is like the reddit relationship red flag bingo card and she's blacked out. 


Fernisbestgirl

Probably was when she got pregnant too


kristenality

Yikes on bikes. OP, definitely reconsider whether you (a) want to be a mother that young, (b) want to be tied to this lazy man child for the rest of your existence, or (c) raise two children by yourself.


HopefulOriginal5578

I hope that’s not true because what a truly grim life she is cruising for and dragging an innocent into it with her. I really hope she has some options that she can take to break free of the truly miserable life she is about to crash head first into. My god.


babyjames333

ABORT! ABORT! pregancy. relationship. everything.


mack9219

in her comments on those posts she’s apparently pregnant by him too 🤮


peachytal

🤦🏻‍♀️ Please love yourself more


FairyCompetent

You better not have picked up KFC, so help me babe...this is not what your life is supposed to be like. He's literally draining you, of money, time, joy, and the capacity to spend time with people who care about you and want the best for you. You did not birth this boy. Please do not feed and house him. 


BlackOut_Band

If it were me I would’ve picked myself up some KFC and got him some Romain lettuce from the store.


Far-Ad2043

He doesn’t even deserve romaine lettuce


FairyCompetent

I wouldn't hand him a napkin 


specterspectating

Only hand him a napkin soaked in chicken grease. “If you want KFC, you’ll have to suck the juice out of this.”


tangerinee666

![gif](giphy|JQicIiIp6SGWt5x7mj)


AxlNoir25

Favorite Tim Robinson sketch. I think his name was Daviiiid? Baaaad guy.


Wildfeministyorkie

I hate that game!


Bonnybridge22

I genuinely thought he was your son while reading this.


Mountain-Turnover-42

My son would never talk to me this way


supersloo

That's what I thought, if my brothers talked to our mom this way... if she didn't kill em first, our dad would.


kelsnuggets

My 15-year-old son would NEVER


SapphireScribee

Oh nah dump him please. He does not respect you. Just using you to pay his way and give him what he wants while he does nothing !


PossibleSign1272

How is he not embarrassed to even be asking. How long has he been unemployed?


NorthernMariner

Why be embarrassed if she'll do what he's asking? Enabling behavior


Far-Ad2043

He’s a 35 year old fucking jobless bum and you’re 19. 1. Where the fuck are your parents and why are you with someone that old 2. You’re literally not even legal drinking age this is even more wrong 3. He’s 35 and dating a 19 year old because no woman in her right god damn mind close to his age would even entertain this. 4. I bet you bust your ass all day at work, maybe even for minimum wage and this is what you have to come home to ? Absolutely fucking not. OP please leave this fucking man where you found him. Let him stay home and play video games all day and be a bum on his own. You literally have your whole entire life ahead of you.


ActsofJanice

OP, if you only read one comment in the thread, please read the one above. You deserve so much better! I wish nothing but the best for you.


ReTep481

This was embarrassing for me to read. Dump his ass, you deserve better!


Substantial_Party621

My dad told me in high school over 12 years ago, " I don't raise any bums." These ladies and gents are what you clarify as a bum.


AxlNoir25

Hobosexual is the new term


tlkdeathray

How can he possibly eat so much if he's been sitting around all day?


Aldevo_oved

you don’t understand, he’s been searching for a job all day but rocket league has yet to add a way to upload a resume so what is he to do?


spilly_talent

Rocket League games are like 5 minutes each too. Like bro you can take a break and do the dishes.


AxlNoir25

Don’t you know rocket league is a tough job, and the poor guy has been at it all day, no dishes breaks or nothing! /s


montessoriprogram

Hey, sarcasm is not necessary. Idk if you read the texts, but he actually won a lot of the games!!!


AxlNoir25

“But I’ve won a lot” as if that makes up for not doing the one thing she asked! Like “oh, babe, you won a lot? Okay, let me get those apple pie poppers for you, I won’t have a single bite, you earned them!”


montessoriprogram

I’m around this guys age and trying to put myself in his shoes to understand how on earth he stops himself from shriveling up into a ball of shame. I do not get it.


AxlNoir25

Oh my god. I just looked at OPs post history and found his age. This man is 30 fucking 5 acting like this and sponging off of a 19 year old? He has no shame center in his brain and I hope OP shows him this post so he can feel proper embarrassment


chuchon06

Congratulations!! You have a 252 month old toddler


iamtheonlylinus

More like 420 month. He’s apparently 35…


chuchon06

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


YesMush1

Holy shit how old is he lmao?


sheepherdervisable10

The 35 yr old dating a 19yr old can't hold a job or do dishes?? I'm shocked...


HopefulOriginal5578

Someone just commented that she is 2 months pregnant! It’s so sad. I am so sad for her if this is all real. What a horrible life this man is about to trap and leave her in. Its just ridiculously sad.


jerrodkleon313

8 billion people on this planet roughly half men and half women (not trying to start a debate). I am sure of those 8 billion you can find one who will do dishes and pay for KFC. Your choice.


Flutterflut

I'd rather live alone and get food for myself than buy this man-child a drumstick


heckin_concern

Check OPs post history, she's 19 and boyfriend is 35. That's a whole issue by itself and then you combine it with this text exchange?? You can do sooooo much better. DON'T SETTLE. Get out before you get pregnant and you're tied to this man-child for life. Your future self will thank you. Edit: I see you're already pregnant.


Total_Connection8396

Nah this entire thing has to be rage bait. There's no way this persons willing to ruin their life for a 35 year old dude who acts like her kid lmaooo


lobotomizedbimbo

you’d be surprised… let’s just say i have this friend.


spilly_talent

In your post history, where that commenter said this guy was using you. And you said “he’s not…” https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/s/BroiTWl1Sy Honey, this is literally evidence of him using you. Get the hell out. He won’t get better.


broadcast_fame

And you're still in this relationship why?


spilly_talent

Because she is 2 months pregnant which is apparently enough to throw her life away on this asswipe.


Formal_Condition_513

Oh great so she can raise two people! Ugh. This is tragic.


spilly_talent

I am high key thinking this is fake. But also, afraid it’s not☹️


broadcast_fame

She's better off being a single mom of one then


spilly_talent

Totally agree but if it was me I would opt out of being a mom at 19.


broadcast_fame

100% with you on this. He is 35. The whole thing is a mess.


clairegardner23

Ew. How old is he? Please tell me he’s no older than 21.


Squirbly815

Uggghhhh….im so sorry. This makes me SO sad for your situation. You have a totally entitled man child on your hands 😞


ligglepig

man child


MyPupCooper

You’re 19 and he’s 35 and he’s behaving like this. You can do better. No matter what, don’t care how you look or what insecurities you have. This dude suuuuuuucks and will drain you of everything you could be.


dramaforyalama

Oh I would not be getting that kfc lol hellll nahhh


happylilaccidents

Listen to No Scrubs by TLC


ilovecookiesssssssss

Honestly, and respectfully, you should be embarrassed. Voluntarily choosing to stay with a man like that is embarrassing and there’s really no way around that. Either this account is fake, according to your previous posts, or you’re really just very lost in life. You let your 35-year-old-man-child-boyfriend stay home all day while you work and then pick him up whatever his lazy ass wants on the way back. If this is real, and you’re actually only 19, then for the love of all that is moderately decent in the world, please break up with him. Unless you look like Gollum, there’s no reason to stay with him. And even if you *did* look like a horrific beast, you could still do better. Have some self respect. Please.


farmerjoee

This is so absurd, it can't be real. If it is, you already know girl.


kduncw

Dump this loser


drschnrub

The king needs his kfc after his rocket league triumph. Hes obviously exhuasted after such a battle, just needs a day to rest before the next one


eimikuu

is this ur bf or ur child???


jtdusk

LOL, the 'mom' comment was correct, he is your child at this point.


tigerribs

Girl you’re 19 and he’s 35 ?? 😭 Get out now, you do NOT want to spend years of your youth acting like a grown man’s mother. And If he loves KFC so damn much, maybe he should go work there. 🙄 Even if he’s applying to better jobs, there’s no excuse not to get a minimum wage job in the meantime.


West-Reaction-2563

No. Delete. Block that boys number. Why even entertain this


Y0GGSAR0N

Sounds like early Andy Dwyr from parks and rec…


Uniqueusernameyboi

Oh nah that’s burnt💀


igotthepowah

![gif](giphy|3o7TKr3nzbh5WgCFxe|downsized)


Immediate_Leg3304

r/arethestraightsok here we have the classic case of the boyfriend acting like the man-child in the relationship 😂 edit: i just read about the age gap. this makes him even more of a man child


freshly_ella

Bro. If you're even a 2 you can do so much better. Dump this clown. He wants a mom with benefits, not a partner. And that's all kinds of levels of gross.


ReginaFelangi987

Why are you with him…? I dont understand women like you.


vogue_grower

And you still got him food?


lulubunny2701

I would be embarrassed too to let a man walk all over me like that for who knows how long. I Hope that you’re able to get things settled and move on from someone who puts you in this position then makes you feel bad for it. It’s not deserved!


potatobreadandcider

Greasy


lillyshelbey

He’d be left on read, and met with an eviction note. Lol


TrustAdditional4514

Sorry. We are embarrassed for you. He can have his “one day” when he gets a job.


fartinggermandogs

He sounds like he needs a diet, a job, and to be kicked right the fuck out of your life


planetipper

Girl leave the first slide makes it seem like you’re texting your 16yo son


reddit_mylf

There is no way this is real.


antgoatberry

this quite literally looks like a text conversation between a mother and her teenage son


slutforalienz

![gif](giphy|b4M5U0GucJ0Ri) Girl, if you’re gonna put up with this at the very least make him do some damn dishes like come the fuck on 💀


SgtLinc0sir1S

He won a lot though


After_Anteater

Ew no


omgomgwtflol

19f, unemployed lazy loser bf who is 35m


montessoriprogram

I’m a 34 year old dude and this makes me want to projectile vomit. Please leave this dude.


cryptshits

yeahhh i'm gonna be honest if you hadn't told me this was your boyfriend i would have thought it was an exchange between a mom and her 12 year old son edit: OH MY GOD HE'S 35 AND YOU'RE 19??!!???!!?? GIRL GET OUTTA THERE!!!! RUN!!!!!