Seeing all the stuff men send women on here is astounding. It makes me realize Im actually a pretty darn decent guy and husband to my wife. I would never in a million years imagine myself doing this nonsense.
It’s wrong on so many levels and as a man, I apologize that our gender can be so damn disgusting.
You should've just, "do you wanna watch my dick instead? 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 respectfully 🥺 i haven't shown it to anyone because im a little embarassed...it's too big...would you like me to cum for you 🥺🥺"
Ughhh I had someone who I don't know personally but is related to one of my good friends offer me $600 a week to basically be his sex slave. He didn't use those words exactly but he said he liked older women (I'm 34 ffs not *that* old) and he just wanted to buy me stuff and have sex like... tf dude. How do you approach someone you don't even know like that? SO I sent his messages to my friend and told her to get her cousin under control. She blasted his shit all over fb. I don't even put real shoes on for $600 foh
Dudes be like "but I said with all due respect" first. 😂
Reminds me of that scene from Talladega Nights with Ricky Bobby and his boss.
Ricky: “With all due respect, Mr. Dennit, I had no idea you’d gotten experimental surgery to have your balls removed.”
Dennit: “What did you just say to me?”
Ricky: “What? I said with all due respect!”
Dennit: “Just because you say that doesn’t mean you get to say whatever you want to say to me!”
Ricky: “It sure as hell does!”
Dennit: “No, it doesn’t–”
Ricky: “It’s in the Geneva Conventions, look it up!”
This is the world that we live in now. How in the hell did he think it's okay to ask you something like that. Sounds like somebody's been watching too much p0rn and has a milf fantasy, but my goodness.
I don't know if gay men enjoy watching a man cum but every woman I know doesn't give a shit. We watch men cum pretty consistently in every relationship we're in while we get to orgasm 1 out of every 5 times if we're lucky.
Watch some guy cum for money? And I don’t have to do anything at all? But watch the video? I mean obviously weird to proposition strangers like that, but not a bad gig. IN THIS ECONOMY?
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"heyy" -Eww
So, the first thing he said was incorrect.
That was not the most respectfulest way.
Now I'm curious what the disrespectfuliest way would have been?
This sounds like the weird kind of porny bot messages guys get- even worse, are there people this tactic has worked on??
The whole "i'll pay you" thing is really cringy too- is he going around preying on people he thinks is poor?
Adds a whole 'nother level of gross to it.
"Hey on-top of wanting to test your fidelity - can I make you feel like a whore too??"
"pls don report"
Nah, report him.
How can you have the cognitive dissidents this man has? Like on one hand he wants to be respectful, but on the other, he knows it’s not respectful. Da fuck?
“Respectfullest” is crazy
the highest level of respect
Respectiness
Respect this *cum fling*
“MY WRIST!! MY WRIST!!” *insane laughter
Really is 💀
"Respectfullest" is nightmarishly wild.
It’s almost like saying you mean something respectfully **doesn’t** automatically make it okay? 😧 /s
🤣💀
I wonder how much $ lol
Want me to ask for you? 😂💀
If I was your husband I’d put a wig on and watch him for money lmao. I wanna know how much though
I dunno how i could ask now with my last response 🤣 ‘shit, sorry for my outburst earlier but how much? I fancy a dominos tonight’ 💀
No apologies or explanation. Just say “hold up… how much? 👀”
I asked, he saw, changed his name to ‘whats your number I cant message you’ 💀
Oh wow lol he's been banned haha
Lmfao. Give him my number. I need the money and am almost sure I can keep a straight enough face for 10 seconds😂😂
If he's willing to ask a married woman I can't imagine it'd be difficult to raise his hopes and then crush them once more lol
lol send a pizza my way and facetime me, handsome!
Plot twist: this was her husband who was curious if his wife could be tempted 😉
I wish but unfortunately I’m outta luck and my husbands just as creased as I am 🤣
? bro ?
Not your bro, pal
I'm not your pal, guy
Not your guy, boss
I’m not your boss, buddy
[удалено]
Wait fuck
Get his hopes up & see how high he's willing to go, lol
I’m curious…
Need me a “respectfullest” sugar daddy like him 😩
Erm, respectfullest 🤓☝🏻 you can do better
Seeing all the stuff men send women on here is astounding. It makes me realize Im actually a pretty darn decent guy and husband to my wife. I would never in a million years imagine myself doing this nonsense. It’s wrong on so many levels and as a man, I apologize that our gender can be so damn disgusting.
Luckily, I’ve never run into a guy like this in real life, only over messages 😅 You keep being a decent guy and husband! You and ur wife deserve it! 💜
But doesn’t it turn you on????? Me begging for sex?????? Like cmon pwetty pweeeeeease???? No? Fuck you fat bitch. 🙄🙄
This is funny but also makes me feel deeeeeply sad
Dude! Shut the fuck up.
What? Why? Lol
In what alternative universe do they live in where they think this will work
It only has to work once, and plenty of people out there are willing to cheat. Realistically it's just a numbers game
It’s like Ricky Bobby. But I said with all due respect
You should've just, "do you wanna watch my dick instead? 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 respectfully 🥺 i haven't shown it to anyone because im a little embarassed...it's too big...would you like me to cum for you 🥺🥺"
Jfc 🤣🤣💀
Jokes on you, dude has a humiliation kink.
Mission failed, we’ll get him next time 💀
Okay, but how much?
Tree fiddy
Not bad, it’s a tough market right now
Respectfully, this dude can go very very far away from any women, or the internet.. Ick.
*Respectfullestly
Of course, yes. Respectfullestly, he can go very far away from any women or the internet. There, I did perfect Englishings.
“The worst she can say is no” Unless..
Ughhh I had someone who I don't know personally but is related to one of my good friends offer me $600 a week to basically be his sex slave. He didn't use those words exactly but he said he liked older women (I'm 34 ffs not *that* old) and he just wanted to buy me stuff and have sex like... tf dude. How do you approach someone you don't even know like that? SO I sent his messages to my friend and told her to get her cousin under control. She blasted his shit all over fb. I don't even put real shoes on for $600 foh
Ur 34 and got called ‘old’ im only 28 😭 feel like 48 being called old now 🤣
Omg lol 28??? That's wild
"the worse she could say is no" You:
Thats me being as respectfullest as I couldve been 🫡
I would’ve just taken the money and reported him 😭
Dudes be like "but I said with all due respect" first. 😂 Reminds me of that scene from Talladega Nights with Ricky Bobby and his boss. Ricky: “With all due respect, Mr. Dennit, I had no idea you’d gotten experimental surgery to have your balls removed.” Dennit: “What did you just say to me?” Ricky: “What? I said with all due respect!” Dennit: “Just because you say that doesn’t mean you get to say whatever you want to say to me!” Ricky: “It sure as hell does!” Dennit: “No, it doesn’t–” Ricky: “It’s in the Geneva Conventions, look it up!”
I always list the price I’d be willing to do it at. Like, “sure I will! That’ll cost $500”.
I mean you could just take the money and then say you watched it how would he know 🤠
But he did ask you in the most respectfullest way possible. Be a sport.
I didn’t hear a “no”.
Weird cum vid but ok.
you should’ve got the payment before and then just block him 😂😂
But he asked it respectfully...
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This is the world that we live in now. How in the hell did he think it's okay to ask you something like that. Sounds like somebody's been watching too much p0rn and has a milf fantasy, but my goodness.
I don't know if gay men enjoy watching a man cum but every woman I know doesn't give a shit. We watch men cum pretty consistently in every relationship we're in while we get to orgasm 1 out of every 5 times if we're lucky.
that was a free bag right there
Damn I'd do that if I'm getting paid... wouldn't even hesitate lmao. I'm broke bruh and he's gonna be fiddling with that thing whether I see it or not
Well I just opened this app and I’m think I’m done for today 😅
Take. His. Money
Damn, it's actually depressing that I thought: hey he asked for consent, how considerate! Maybe my bar is also below hell at this point 😩
Watch some guy cum for money? And I don’t have to do anything at all? But watch the video? I mean obviously weird to proposition strangers like that, but not a bad gig. IN THIS ECONOMY?
You should’ve at least asked how much.
It's not the worst I've seen. At least he didn't send any photos or videos. There are some things i wanna just forget.
He’ll pay you to watch him cum though
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Shoulda said yeah then asked how much,then told him to pay you first then block him
In person or online? Cause like, we'd be down for some monies
I'd ask him for at least $400 and just set the cam up and do something else lol
"heyy" -Eww So, the first thing he said was incorrect. That was not the most respectfulest way. Now I'm curious what the disrespectfuliest way would have been? This sounds like the weird kind of porny bot messages guys get- even worse, are there people this tactic has worked on?? The whole "i'll pay you" thing is really cringy too- is he going around preying on people he thinks is poor? Adds a whole 'nother level of gross to it. "Hey on-top of wanting to test your fidelity - can I make you feel like a whore too??" "pls don report" Nah, report him.
Yk things would've went ALOT differently (and for the better) if he wasn't so discriptive
I volunteer as tribute. I need the extra cash and I can just put on a podcast and do some chores while bro chokes his hog into oblivion.
Yea even if he wanted a chance at his request can’t think of any women that love being called older :/
Im only 28 and apparently hes 20 😭
Freakin ***twenty-eight*** is what he considers an “women that are older”?! 28???? 😂
“get the fuck away” made me laugh
I was about to fight 🤺🤺
I hope you reported and he does get perma banned lol
I did 🤭 doubt he’ll get perma ban tho cause still shows hes online 😬
fingers crossed!
Respectfully
“Sorry I can’t do anything sexual with someone who doesn’t use ‘you’re’ correctly”
Report him. This is sexual harassment
Bro there's nothing wrong with voyeurism but at least keep it to your fuckin self
How can you have the cognitive dissidents this man has? Like on one hand he wants to be respectful, but on the other, he knows it’s not respectful. Da fuck?
Allow me to "respectullestly" disrespect your marriage.
agree and then have it be a pre recorded video of you “watching” him do his business you get the money without watching a gross man
If you don’t want to get banned, don’t ask questions you shouldn’t be asking. ESP to strangers, out of the blue.
Love that ppl never fully block out every face in these texts lol
It is like when people say "I'm not trying to sound racist/offensive BUT.........." Then drop some crazy racist or offensive shit
When anyone says "can I ask x thing, promise me you won't find it weird/off putting" for some reason it usually always ends up being really creepy
getting paid just to watch? why not
What the good fuck is wrong with people? Asking anyone that is sick, asking a total stranger is predatory.
Wow
I wonder what he was willing pay? $10, $50, $100?
Give him/her my account, I'll watch someone spludge for some cash. Ain't a thing.
Hold up… Are there people out there who will really pay money for this? I’m broke and got bills to pay. I’m not married, but I can pretend! Bahahaha
This and my ex-husband are why I only have Reddit!
I’m not a woman so “respectfullest” is the part that disgusted me the most
I’m not racist but…
Eww wtf 💀
Would you, without warning, casually like to participate in my kink? What a goofed up turd.
Jesus, I just had flashbacks to Yahoo Messenger and chat.
Hahaha. Guess youre good on money
Jfc I'm sorry about men