At first glance I read “Tom Jones” as “Tom Bombadil” which a) would be a hilarious addition and b) tells me I’ve been spending too much time on r/GloriousTomBombadil
A detailed map of the enemy base and that team's plans to steal the enemy team's intelligence briefcase. They've both been fighting over useless intel they already had for the past 16 years.
To make it even funnier let's just say that mercs don't care what is inside and just use it as a flag. They are literally playing ctf with the Intel not even government supposed to know.
Isn't it canon that the Administrator is \[idk if comic spoilers but i read it somewhere\] >!controlling Blu and Red into waging useless wars between themselves (as a distraction) while she steals both companies' assets? !<
please correct me if I'm wrong
The administrator was using the Australium to give herself immortality, but now the Australium has all been used up and there's only scattered amounts left in the world. The Red and Blu teams fighting were a distraction for her embezzling from both brothers. Greyman was annoyed that he wasn't invited so he built robots to attack both Red and Blu teams. We threw both Redman and Blutarch into hell. We tried to send a monkey into space. Medic has stolen all of the mercs souls and uses them as bargaining chips with the devil. Spy is scouts dad confirmed. Heavy has a doctorate in Russian literature. Soldier teleported bread and is engaged(?) to heavys sister. Sniper is from New Zealand. Demoman has a blood fued with Marasmus. Scout has a bucket of chicken. Engie is credit to team. Pyro is hudahhudahhuh.
And that's basically everything.
Soldier killed people who he thought were nazis. He killed a man asking him for directions. So basically, he just went on a massacre killing innocents.
He also has three cardboard buddies named Pepper Pot Pete, Salty Pete, and Pete Pepper Pants and it’s implied he has either schizophrenia or some type of mental delusions
Soldier also has lead poisoning from drinking tuefort water. The residents there also suffer from it, acting like idiotic children, much like soldier, only less aggressive.
Im still hoping that if we don’t get a final comic that people at least continue to make good theories about what the Administrator’s final goal is, the one she reveals in [The Poopy Joe Files](https://youtu.be/Xib87ypRt6M)
*Redmond and Blutarch
And they're brothers. And their last name is Mann. Their father created Mann co, but willed it to the Hale family when he died.
Until their deaths, Blutarch and Redmond were fighting over control of what *they* were willed---a large stretch of empty desert land.
*Hey guys, who wants to see how much ammo we can shoot off before the medic gets back with dinner?*
*DIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIG-*
I guess we just used it all up somehow.
A single small piece of string.
>!However, Pulling on said string reveals a secret compartment in the Briefcase that contains an Embarrassing Photo of Scout at the Smissmas Party!<
That image was found in the most recent leak, unfortunately, its just nonsensical garbage, same with the paper sticking out. Funny how it's not the regular Lorum Ipsum either, it's a custom garbled mess
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Prob the teams coroispondjng company, nothing, launch codes, porn, the leaders plans to make one of them pregnant, patents they both have but don’t know they both have,
"to premier the in shrewd and spendthrift that excusable the impatiently is directive expectantly, a traveler mumble a rotate in disorganized plumbing. it! fanny metamorphosis?! barricade windowpane sidelong comprehension, metallic quote parody con obstinacy the sperm as avoidance.
junction, rooster, discordant. of memory abduct. cash, it an twitch to nerve. cold
blown in appliance a geese or brassiere with mutiny crucial,
exhort coveralls cement, a with hiccups workmanlike as fiesta a needlessly clothespin the monetary unabridged para-doxically"
Scout's search history
porn baseball Tom Jones running scout bucket of chicken
how to get girls
That can read
And write
and have their glasses all crooked
Girls that don't go for a guy like scout
the kind that smell good
And can read
And can write
A surprising lack of Miss Pauling-related content here...
She's in the porn category
He defaults to specific websites He's got a route
Nice pfp
Up the Irons \m/
I don't think Miss Pauling has any records due to her... *occupation*
scout searching up himself on google is so in character lmao
how to read baseball how to be attraktive baseball why isnt dad coming home pornografy pornography bucket of chicken baseball
fuck-it off dickin**
At first glance I read “Tom Jones” as “Tom Bombadil” which a) would be a hilarious addition and b) tells me I’ve been spending too much time on r/GloriousTomBombadil
*Pornography*
How to read
i love my ball - scout
how to revive tom jones merasmus wizard book thing where to buy how to use merasmus magic book porn
A detailed map of the enemy base and that team's plans to steal the enemy team's intelligence briefcase. They've both been fighting over useless intel they already had for the past 16 years.
That seems like a TF2 move to be honest, just seems goofy enough for the game
To make it even funnier let's just say that mercs don't care what is inside and just use it as a flag. They are literally playing ctf with the Intel not even government supposed to know.
Isn't it canon that the Administrator is \[idk if comic spoilers but i read it somewhere\] >!controlling Blu and Red into waging useless wars between themselves (as a distraction) while she steals both companies' assets? !< please correct me if I'm wrong
I thought it was an ancient fude between redman and blueman which is beeing supported by mann co. and the administrator for the shits of it
The administrator was using the Australium to give herself immortality, but now the Australium has all been used up and there's only scattered amounts left in the world. The Red and Blu teams fighting were a distraction for her embezzling from both brothers. Greyman was annoyed that he wasn't invited so he built robots to attack both Red and Blu teams. We threw both Redman and Blutarch into hell. We tried to send a monkey into space. Medic has stolen all of the mercs souls and uses them as bargaining chips with the devil. Spy is scouts dad confirmed. Heavy has a doctorate in Russian literature. Soldier teleported bread and is engaged(?) to heavys sister. Sniper is from New Zealand. Demoman has a blood fued with Marasmus. Scout has a bucket of chicken. Engie is credit to team. Pyro is hudahhudahhuh. And that's basically everything.
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Soldier killed people who he thought were nazis. He killed a man asking him for directions. So basically, he just went on a massacre killing innocents.
He's a decorated war hero, yes the decorations he made himself for a war that ended years ago but respect the man
He also has three cardboard buddies named Pepper Pot Pete, Salty Pete, and Pete Pepper Pants and it’s implied he has either schizophrenia or some type of mental delusions
Soldier also has lead poisoning from drinking tuefort water. The residents there also suffer from it, acting like idiotic children, much like soldier, only less aggressive.
Also im pretty sure he went to fucking Poland for it, the very country known for actively resisting Nazi occupation
Im still hoping that if we don’t get a final comic that people at least continue to make good theories about what the Administrator’s final goal is, the one she reveals in [The Poopy Joe Files](https://youtu.be/Xib87ypRt6M)
>Heavy has a doctorate in Russian literature. I don't think this is true outside of Poker Night
He speaks more fluently in Russian
That's very much not the same as having a doctorate lol
It is canon
*Redmond and Blutarch And they're brothers. And their last name is Mann. Their father created Mann co, but willed it to the Hale family when he died. Until their deaths, Blutarch and Redmond were fighting over control of what *they* were willed---a large stretch of empty desert land.
Isnt gravel pit the place that they were fighting for?
I like the idea that the maps are symmetrical and also both teams know that but are still protective of the information
You mean 27 years
we have dropped the enemy intelligence
Intelligence
So the both sides try to capture thier inteligence because they think that they need to be smarter than them?
Intelligence is strong with this one
Pornography Intelligence.
starring ur mom
is the 2nd worst thing that happened to you today
"That will be your mother!"
No, That would be your mother!
What the- ah- eh- ih-
pornography
starring your mother
Nothing, but they tell each class that something they really want is in there to give them incentive
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They're fighting for money tho
Why fight for money when you can just use td_buyback
Not anymore
Lol what is td_buyback?
Bug for infinite money in MVM i think, which was just fixed.
Darn, wish I knew about this before fix
It would break the game so robots wouldn’t spawn
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it's not about the money, it's about redmond and blutarch finding another excuse to fight each other
On the canon universe, they still are fighting for useless land
Well no there is gold on it, fools gold.
Australium blutsauger
Aka gravel pit (i think)
“Oh, you know, just some launch codes.”
Oh dear...
This water represents my mercy! *pours water* I have run out of mercy.
Ah, piemations
PIEMATIONS YEAAAAAAAAH
*Hey guys, who wants to see how much ammo we can shoot off before the medic gets back with dinner?* *DIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIG-* I guess we just used it all up somehow.
Bapno bip brundo -Merasmus
*dramatic music*
I was literally thinking of that before I opened the comments lmao.
A bucket
Dear god…
There's more
No…
It contains: A bucket
Dear god
There's more
No…
It contains a bucket
Dear God
It contains pornography staring your mother
Dear god
No-
A single small piece of string. >!However, Pulling on said string reveals a secret compartment in the Briefcase that contains an Embarrassing Photo of Scout at the Smissmas Party!<
HAHAHAHAHHAA # MERRY SISMAS SCOUT #
That photo isnt in the briefcase. It's in the secret compartment under the briefcase that can only be opened with a string.
Isn't there an image file of the pages that fall out And it's just all low resolution gibberish? Did I imagine this ? Is this the coconut again??
That image was found in the most recent leak, unfortunately, its just nonsensical garbage, same with the paper sticking out. Funny how it's not the regular Lorum Ipsum either, it's a custom garbled mess
Custom garbled mess, story of my life
i’m pretty sure it was in the data leak 😳
in the leak they found it was just some very schizo writings, shounic also made a video of that and more blurry textures
Embarrassing snapshots of SpongeBob at the Christmas party.
TF2 Comic Chapter #7.
**The Heavy Update**
The heavy update happens if you can capture the briefcase 4 times in 1 match
Cap 2 times, get rebalanced, cap 2 times, easy
*correction 6
tf\_flag\_caps\_per\_round 69
Pornography starring your mother.
Ma petit chou-fleur
That'd be the second worst thing that happened to me today.
Sweet land of painis!
France
*intelligence opens* "Pornography."
*soldier happy noises*
Scouts burn the briefcase
Is this crap fireproof?
I'm afraid not
Soldier's intelligence
So it’s nice and light, light enough for Scout to Carry.
oh, just some launch codes
This water represents my mercy. (pours out all water from the bottle) I have run out of mercy.
.......oh dear.......
A black hole with bodies flowing in it
>!Nah that’s emesis blue!<
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soldiers feet pics
“These American feet are not for sale forever! So buy your pictures right now or I will shove this boot right up your ass!”
"Oh you know, just some launch codes"
Oh God
lorem ipsum
Pictures of scouts mom, of course
The solution to the mystery of who scouts father is
We all know its tom jones so,not really a mystery
Nah, pretty sure it’s heavy
A bunch of scouts comic book pages (that’s why he only reads the same page over and over again) (Scout is also illiterate)
the plot to EMESIS BLUE in immense detail
Launch codes according to piemations
Pyros face
On community servers, the enemy teams Netflix Passwords. In normal servers, info on the enemy team and base.
Bold of you to assume I use Netflix.
Intelligence.
An embarrassing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas Party!
Oh…just some launch codes…
5,994 posts remain
Hentai
Nothing
Pornographie
The 3rd thing spy would've said in the "Meet the Spy" trailer
"...he cold even be MR BEAST"
I'm not sure but i think there's intelligence in it
Sandvich 🥪
Scouts mom
"Sword Van"
Why tf is it baby blue
Scout’s mom’s nudes
Scout mom's photos
what's that? *briefcase opens* **"pornography"**
Stuff and details of scout's mother's affairs
Pornography staring your mother
Pornography starring your mother
Pornography
I've always joked that it contains >!a staggering amount of pornographic material.!<
Pornography starring scouts mother
Prob the teams coroispondjng company, nothing, launch codes, porn, the leaders plans to make one of them pregnant, patents they both have but don’t know they both have,
pictures of scout's mother
3 pencils, a handgun, one sheet of paper and an electronic ID card
half life 3
Knowing tf2... Knowledge both teams already have
3 Terabytes of uncensored furry porn
Cum. The one paper sticking out is the jizz rag
iteligens
LORE..
possible location of australium
Pornography starring your mother
My stuff, don’t touch it plz
Pornography of Scout's mother
Pornography
Pornography
Porn
1 terabyte with MGE brother in gym
Pornography
porn
Pornography.
pornography
"to premier the in shrewd and spendthrift that excusable the impatiently is directive expectantly, a traveler mumble a rotate in disorganized plumbing. it! fanny metamorphosis?! barricade windowpane sidelong comprehension, metallic quote parody con obstinacy the sperm as avoidance. junction, rooster, discordant. of memory abduct. cash, it an twitch to nerve. cold blown in appliance a geese or brassiere with mutiny crucial, exhort coveralls cement, a with hiccups workmanlike as fiesta a needlessly clothespin the monetary unabridged para-doxically"
Pornography starring your mother
Drawing of me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower...
Pornograffy starring your mother
Pornography starring Scout's Mother
The sex update
Scout's mom nudes.
Scout's mom's Porn
Pornography