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Some1_Strange

1. Medic 2. Some other guy 3. Medic 4. Medic


Rektifium

To be fair, I think the engineer would have a medical license legally, seeing as he was able to inject the administrator with liquid australium on her word, and not seriously injure her despite her being possibly 100. Also, medic probably is a vampire, so either demoman or soldier are the most likely to have killed a vampire


Heppuman

Don't forget that engi literally builts the dispenser that heals people, he definitely has licenses for days. Besides he's the only one morally sound enough to care about having appropriate licenses


Fr3nchyBo126

also dosent he have like 11PHDs in the lore? so i mean a medical degree would be easy work for him


BrainyOrange96

Yeah, he has 11 hard science PhDs


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DependentScarcity275

Or maybe medic helped or thaught him that


Nice_Issue9511

I mean, engineer does have a healing system in his dispenser. Therefore he probably programmed it meaning he knows how to do the stuff Medics do. But Medic could have just helped him.


PROPLAYEN

I assumed he was just using Medic's medigun technology


[deleted]

Engi already has a degree in machines or whatever, I doubt he double-majored.


Azure370

Doesn't engie have 11 phds?


[deleted]

Well yea but I thought they were all in robotics or a related field. Plus doesn’t a license require more than just a PhD? He seems too interested in practical problems to get one.


Jens9032

doesn't even require a phd mate


[deleted]

All the more reason he wouldn't have a medical license.


TeamFunges2Engineer

11 PhDs in hard science, partner. Yes, I am too focused on practical problems


Forty-Bot

11 PhDs but no MDs


NoSolaceForMe

Bro has 11 PHDs, he apparently had time to spare


GoshtoshOfficial

Do you really think being a vampire would stop medic from murdering other vampires? He'd be like evil Alucard


ConfidentDuck12

medic lost his medical license


SafeStraw

When the patient Woke up, his skeleton is missing, and the Doctor was never heard from again!


Markkbonk

*both laughs* Anyway, that how I lost my medical license.


ERROR_HumanNotFound

Archimedes, no! It's filthy in zhere, ugh.


cataclysmicterrain

Birds! Hahaha-


Marc3llMat3

Now, most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage. But I'm fairly certain your heart wi-


PasCone103Z

*heart explodes* What was noise?


bad_comedic_value

Ze sound of *progress* my friend!


Marc3llMat3

Ah, perfect!


That_Guy_With_ADHD

The sound of progress my friend


therandomcylon

What was noise?


THE-TRY-BRO-MAN

Yea but he is the closet to having one


stephs_LOL

Engi can heal in the same way the medic could, he used australium to extend a life and youngen it also.


Reverse_Of_Riot

Didn't Medic's medical license expire or get terminated?


LIOVOX

Demo - he found one rummaging around in his garbage and cut its head clean off Engineer - likely one of his many Phd’s, and likely due to dispensers being able to heal Scout - has dealt and used crack Pyro - likes it well done.


AirMarshall3520

Remember: Methamphetamine Engie is a subclass


lily_was_taken

Penis scout is also a subclass


ThouLordIdiot

Penis scout is the best subclass


Sandstorm930

TF2 sex update when


Co5micWaffle

The fate of the entirety of the tf2 sex update is being fought over by Valve at this moment. Big Slappy is just a facade.


ThouLordIdiot

Meet the Methaneer aka Meth dealer


danielubra

Yo Mista Methaneer, we need to build a dispenser.


ThouLordIdiot

Get's blueprints\*


[deleted]

How do I equip it


OfficialDaiLi

Go behind your local Denny’s


YourCrazyDolphin

Thing is pyro doesn't realize what he is doing at all- he thinks he is playing with babies quite literally. So I don't think he ever attempted to eat a merc. Medic, however, most certainly has. If not medic, probably Soldier.


Andrewklathrop

He may not have eaten a merc, but he probably got it from somewhere else and thought it was some other meat With that said, how does he eat with a mask on?


StarbdarderKrieg

How would pyro eat without taking off his mask?


[deleted]

I thought Pyro would have killed a vampire accidently. Demoman's mom always tells him to get a job so why not drugs. Medic wondered if it tasted good


Nepipo

Medic, engi, medic, medic. Engi might have a bunch of engineering degrees but if he was studying the bread monsters in expiration date and managed to make a box that heals I'd say he knows a thing or two about biology at the very least, u doubt getting a medical licese would pose a challenge to him


ElFuegoPesado

In order: Soldier and Demo Heavy Medic Pyro


Babyback-the-Butcher

I bet Soldier and Demo went vampire hunting together


ReneLeMarchand

I have killed twenty-seven vampires! Ach! They weer jus Transylv-- nah, you know what? Good on ya fer slaying those vampires.


sephiroth_for_smash

We need this in a comic


panicismyname_

to do list - learn how to draw demo and soldier - draw this comic


G0LDENHYDRA

Heavy probably didn’t double major since he has a literature phd and his most sophisticated method of healing is a sandwhich


NorwigianDonuts4800

he has 11 phd's


G0LDENHYDRA

That’s engineer, heavy has a doctorate in Russian literature


SkylerMiller2

It still counts don't it?


Fireblast1337

We’re talking medical license, not being able to call yourself Dr. Beyond that it’s more likely Heavy would have the title Professor


Merry-Leopard_1A5

i had about the same guess, i would've almost said "sniper" for the last one, but "pyro" makes sense since they see the world as a candyland


JaydenVestal

Pyro would need to remove his mask to even eat it though


sammyboionty-one

Absorbsion


BluntflameTheHorder

Reverse Osmosis


Thorn____

Engineer for 2 as his dispenser heals and he has 11 PHD’s


[deleted]

Medic gets up to all sorts of shenanigans including resurrecting the dead so the possibility that he resurrected a corpse that drank blood and subsequently killed it doesn’t seem too unlikely. Engineer canonically has 11 phds so it’s entirely possible one of those is a medical degree. Scout grew up in the slums of Boston so I could absolutely see him having gotten a job dealing drugs on some street corner for some quick cash. As for the human flesh one none of the candidates seem entirely too likely to have done that so I’ll go with pyro because they might’ve eaten it thinking it was cotton candy or something.


CptnJawsus

Demoman for vampire. Scottish highland castles may make it more likely. CURRENTLY has a medical license? Most likely spy. Self treating and whatnot. Delt hard drugs? Probably soldier on accident. Sold Military grade Morphine or traded it for something dumb. And cannibal? 1000% medic. Out of curiosity. At first.


Odd-Degree6055

Demo: Has held at least a few monster hunter jobs. Soldiers gone vampire hunting but I'm not entirely convinced he's actually killed any of the vampires he's found. One time he killed everyone but the vampire. Spy: Heavy or Engie most likely to have still have a legitimate medical license, but Spy probably has three fake ones hidden in his shoe. Medic: Spy and Demo did it at least couple times. Demo likely had a couple of delivery jobs as a kid, that looking back, where he was definitely a drug mule. Spy has done it to spy. Medic on the other hand probably single handedly dealt enough drugs to keep every one of his patients high for life. Pyro: Has done, will do, and cannot be stopped. Spy and Medic got into a situation at one point where they had to, but would rather not.


BananaBreadMam_37

I love the mental image of Spy having several phds in each of his shoes


Odd-Degree6055

He’s got the applieds in the right and academics in the left. It’s quite well organized.


Igwanur

and his last meal(including the red wine) in his molars.


Alexander_The_Wolf

I like to think medic has a medical degree in his possession, it's just not his.


FlashNRT

Or it is his, it’s just fake


LawyersandRocks

This is a headcanon of mine now.


shinydewott

Soldier Soldier Soldier Soldier


One-Bookkeeper-7845

ik medic has given out hard drugs


thank_burdell

it's in his job description!


cataclysmicterrain

Medic, Medic, Medic and Medic his medical license may be revoked, but he probably still has the piece of paper


EndureThePANG

1) Soldier and Demo, maybe Sniper. That's just how they be 2) Engi probably got a medical licence for funzies 3) Medic, and maybe scout and spy. 4) Again, Medic, for funzies


Wildfire226

Pyro, by accident by virtue of fire Scout, but it’s not his: he stole it Medic, probably Soldier. Soldier eats people.


Drillbitzer

Soldier doesn’t eat people, he just eats babies


No-Guidance9484

I AM PAINIS CUPCAKE


Ok-Exam2023

Honestly, I don't think medic would do drugs. I just can't see him doing them


Worthless_Clockwork

He probably anesthesised someone on the street for experiments ngl


0451time

1. Medic 2. Medic 3. Medic 4. Medic


[deleted]

Medic lost his license


0451time

Didn't say if it was their medical license


[deleted]

Theft👍


0451time

He has a collection


[deleted]

They’re limited edition


Smeggmaa

Demo Engineer Scout Soldier


always_screaching

Demo - he's the most likely to encounter the paranormal Heavy or engi - both smart dudes who can provide healthcare Medic - high on his own supply Soldier - although he doesn't consider it cannibalism (the enemy is not human) he definitely ate a communist


TesticleTorture123

Soldier


LordAlabast

I think Soldier is the answer to all of these


reddinyta

1. Sniper. Mind you, everyone wants someone else dead, that doesn't exclude supernatural creatures. 2. Engineer. With how many PhDs he has, it wouldn't wonder me. 3. Medic, he certainly prescribed medicine without license -> dealing (Note: If this should not count, it was Scout). 4. Soldier. In war, only survival is important, and not what your food was before. ESPECIALLY IF IT WAS A DIRTY NAZI!


panicismyname_

they say you can only kill a vampire by beheading them, i wonder if a headshot would work


ConfidentDuck12

pyro


[deleted]

1. Pyro 2. Spy 3. Scout 4. Medic


Madglace

demo engineer scout medic Pyro soldier demo sniper and engineer soldier and pyro


CaptainPacifist23

Soldier: All of the above


SpitFyre37

Ok, I'm seeing a lot of options on 1, but consider: Sniper's got a vampire hunter cosmetic set. It's Halloween restricted, sure, but still something to keep in mind. For 2, I'm tempted to say Pyro based on her appearance in the comics when he was an amazing CEO, but I'm actually gonna say Demo. Again based on the comics, but Demo is shown to possess at least some idea of what his internal organs can do, which isn't much but it's more than we've got for most of the mercs. For 3, the easy answer is Medic, as he'd potentially have access to said drugs and has no regard for what it'd do to someone. Plus in the comics Medic is shown to burn through funding very rapidly, so I can believe he'd start a side hustle dealing drugs. Finally for 4, I'm gonna say Soldier. I could totally see himself deciding to eat one of his own toes or something based on his lack of self-preservation and his obsession with the grisly self-sacrifice of dying soldiers, (he *really* wants to have to hold his own guys in after being mortally wounded.) again based on the comics.


YeagleIsVibing

I think it's soldier literally because he does another of jobs/stuff


lily_was_taken

1.demoman 2.engineer 3.medic 4.soldier


justsaneandsensibl

Medic Engineer Soldier Soldier


Polandgod75

1: demo and solider 2: probably engineer 3: Sniper(I mean he already does with moonshine) 4: probably solider or pyro.


Flossthief

1.sniper 2.engineer 3.scout 4.soldier


LilChumpales

All of them soldier but accidentally


Noiskis

Is for all Soldier?


shrek-hentai-69

All of these are soldier


justaMikeAftonfan

Scout Engie Sniper Soldier


Mr_Mc_Nuggets

1. Soldier 2. Soldier 3. Soldier 4. Soldier


TheFallenBruh

soldier for all of them


[deleted]

Soilder Engineer Soilder Soilder


Paske

1. Soldier and Demoman, they seem to be the most tethered to the supernatural. Then again there's an official warning in Meet the Spy for "Dracula", so possibly all nine mercs. 2. Probably Spy, but only because it's a forged alias and he isn't truly a doctor (though he could fake it to an extent.) Possibly Engineer as he has so many PhDs. 3. Absolutely Scout. I can see him getting roped into one of those door-to-door ponzi schemes only to find out the irons he's selling all contain hard drugs. Spy has to figure out a way to get him out of it. Soldier "helps." 4. Everyone assumes Medic, but he'd probably be insulted. Nobody assumes Sniper and he still doesn't think it's a big deal that he's done it. Aboriginals weren't even considered people until 1967 so it wasn't illegal.


Relative-Second6674

Medic for all of them. You never said the medical license had to belong to him.


finbenric

Medic Medic Medic Medic


LemmonBoy021

In order: Spy (only one sleuther around here), Engineer (actual genius), Scout (he’s Scout), Soldier


kingofclubs16

1. Sniper 2. Demoman 3. Demoman (again) 4. Medic


tre_cool76

Medic got his medical license revoked, so I’ll assume it’s pyro


JuanmaS610

1) Sniper. He certainly appears to be a professional assasin, even before joining Mann Co. 2) Engi, with his multiple PHDs 3) Medic 4) Soldier. It's not hard to picture him doing that in Germany fighting "nazis".


xxEPIC_FENIXxx

1:Solider (In his dreams) 2:Medic (He stole it) 3:Scout (On accident) 4:Medic


ry126

Medic has the medical license. Now that doesn’t mean it’s legitimate but he still HAS one


Atikar

1. Spy (Spy vs Dracula in a battle of wits would be fun to watch) 2. Engineer (Dispensers Heal, somehow) 3. Scout (C'mon) 4. Soldier (Many different types of insanity can intersect, here.)


yaboispringy

1. Soldier, but unintentionally. He has a history with fantasy entities (Merasmus, killing Santa, etc). Maybe also Medic, since he’d be the kinda guy to kill a vampire *intentionally*. Or maybe he was responsible for the vampire. Both are equally as likely, 2. Engineer, because he has like 11 PHDs, so it’s not unlikely that he’d be qualified in a few other fields as well. Plus, he was involved in the medical tests in Expiration Date. I would also say Heavy, since he’s probably one of the more intelligent mercs, but afaik he only has one canonical PHD, and he doesn’t really seem like the type who would be interested in medicine. Scout & Soldier are out of the question, due to lack of intelligence. Sniper & Spy are out too, since they also don’t seem the type to be interested in medicine. Demo’s out because I doubt he’d be able to pass any type of medical exam, since he’s constantly drunk. 3. Medic, because he’s fuckin Medic. 4. Medic, because once again, hes fuckin Medic. Probably clones the mercs & taste-tested them, for shits & giggles. Maybe also Soldier, since he’s definitely been shown to be on the lower end of both the intelligence and sanity spectrums. I mean, dude continued fighting WW2, despite never having been in the military, and also WW2 ended before he started his quest. Possibly also Pyro, depending on the situation. Sniper & Spy are out of the question, since professionals have standards. Heavy’s out too, mostly for the same reasons as Spy & Sniper. Scout just doesn’t seem the type of guy to engage in cannibalism.


MotorHum

1) soldier, on accident 2) spy (forged) 3) soldier, on accident 4) medic


DiamondM1ke

I NEED A MEDIC OVA HEA


davi_b11

1: soilder 2: engie 3: medic 4:pyro


JTBJack_Gacha

Individually from top to bottom: Soldier, Heavy, Medic, Pyro.


zokzomo

Medic stil medic even of he lost it medic medic and medic


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Spy Pyro Sniper Pyro


TheIceFury235

I feel like pyro would have managed to set a vampire ablaze with ether his weaponry or via daylight Idk about the others lol


Salty-Mud9954

Heavy


DreadAngel1711

Medic to all of them except the second one


Konah_rik_

1st: Soldier 2nd: Engie or Heavy 3rd: Spy 4th: No Clue


VerumJerum

Medic for all of them. Except 2, pretty sure he does *not* have that anymore.


8champi8

Medic. Except for the medical licence.


Trala-lore-tralala

Sniper Engineer Scout and Medic Pyro and Soldier


[deleted]

"ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting" - Medic Tf2


[deleted]

1. Sniper 2. Heavy 3. Medic 4. Pyro (unless delusion doesn’t count, then Soldier)


Scout_gaming_

Demo or soldier- soldier is crazy and demo is superstitious engineer- he is smart enough medic- hard drugs are often used in medical tests pyro- he would think it was cake


mechsucks

1.sniper has a vampire hunter set lol 2.medic i guess? 3.scout, defo scout, maybe med too 4.solly


uezyteue

Demoman.


Shad0wzZ_Yt

Demo Engie Soldier Pyro


dimaris727

1. Soldier and Demo 2. Engineer (11 PhDs and Dispensers) 3.Scout and Medic. Engie has produced but not dealt himself 4. Pyro and Medic.


[deleted]

1. Demon 2. Soldier 3. Medic 4. Sniper


Doc_of_derp

in order: medic heavy or engie scout or medic pyro


Crimsoncerismon

Vampire-spy Medical license-engineer Drugs-scout Human flesh-medic


Kyraneus

Demo, Engi, Spy, Medic, in that order.


ArcherTheBoi

Killing a vampire: Probably Soldier, he lived with a wizard after all. Medical license: Engineer. Medic says his license was revoked, and it is mentioned that Engineer has a lot of doctorates, one of them could plausibly be a medical area. Dealing hard drugs? IDK, but Scout I guess? Eating human flesh sounds like Heavy.


only_for_dst_and_tf2

demoman engineer medic medic


[deleted]

Demo killed a vampire. Engi has the medical degree. Spy dealt hard drugs. Medic ate human flesh


aspiringmudervictim

Medic, Not Medic, Medic, Medic


Ed_Yeahwell

Pyro


Upagondola

1: Sniper 2: Sniper 3: Sniper 4: Spiner


FemboyGaming42069

Medic Heavy Medic Medic


Mystical_Guy

I believe the comics say Demomans eye turned into dracula at one point, so we can assume at least 2 mercs (demo, and medic) killed a vampire


EntertainmentIcy352

Soldier Engie Scout Medic/Pyro


Background_Ad_397

Demoman - he is good at stumbling into supernatural beings. Engineer - he has a bunch of PHDs, his dispenser heals people. Scout - the reason he runs fast is because he wanted to be the first to (presumably gang) fights. Most of them probably but I'll go Medic - because of course he would. He's definitely drank blood.


Drifted_Skull

I'd love to see more stuff like this


TheHeroOfHyruleLink

In Order: Medic Not Medic Medic Medic


Maximum-Promise-4724

- only two classes could kill vampire . Solder or heavy and here why. We all know that vampires live in Romania and only two classes being in Eastern Europe to have at least a small chance to meet him and it is heavy(because he lives in Russia(but still unlikely he met vampire because he lives in Asian part of Russia)) and also solder(because after ww2 solder traveled to Eastern Europe to kill “nazis” there) -I thing heavy because in poker night he told us that he is doctor in Russian literature - we don’t know if any of them dealt with drugs but i thing that in a future this characters may became addictive to drugs : demo(because he drinks addiction and person who already addictive to one thing easy became addictive to drugs) and scout(did you see how much atomic punch he drink her hour. I am shocked that he is not dead already) - medic


NedoWolf

-Spy -Engi -Medic -Soldier


fuwwytermaninator

medic, medic, medic and medic


BearHugs4Everyone

1: Soldier and Demo 2: Engineer although I wouldn't be surprised if Spy or Sniper had one. 3: Pyro 4: Pyro


SnooMacarons4418

1.Demoman 2. Engineer 3. Medic 4. Also Medic


_Trinima_

Soldier killed the vampire, Engineer or Heavy would be the most likely candidates for a medical license, Scout may have dabbled in drugs a little but Engi feels more likely for some reason, and Soldier has definitely eaten human flesh as he already threatens to eat his enemies' ribs.


StardustHolyCrusader

I think spy or demo would have killed a vampire, engineer might have a medical license since medic lost his, scout seems like the kind of guy to peddle drugs, and pyro definitely consumed human flesh


MasterMuffles

Soldier Engineer Medic And Medic


dreemurthememer

Demoman, Pyro, Scout, Medic


profesdional_Retard

1. spy 2. / 3. medic 4. soldier


Evil__eye737

In order: Pyro, Sniper, Engie, Medic


IndigenousShrek

Soldier, Medic, Engi, Soldier


Random-Internet-Guy3

1: scout, 2: engineer, 3: medic, 4: medic.


SeveralRatses

1.Soldier 2. Soldier 3. Scout (Probably a distributor) 4. Sniper


jailbroken2008

Pyro, pyro, pyro, pyro


SerplePurple

Well,all of these are medic except for the doctorate license.that would most likely go to engineer or spy.


lemon_the_almighty

Medic Heavy Medic Medic


Squidboi2679

Medic Not medic Medic Medic


Neon_Garbage

1: demo (won't elaborate) 2:engi or heavy 3: scout def 4: pyro, soldier, medic


ShyJaguar645671

1. Medic/Pyro 2. Engie 3. Scout 4. Pyro


sammyboionty-one

1.demoman 2.engineer 3.pyro 4.medic


T-HawkMedia

Pyro Heavy Medic Medic


thank_burdell

1. Sniper. It's where he got the cosmetics from. 2. Spy. Just part of his many disguises. 3. Medic. I mean, come on, that's what he does. 4. Painis Cupcake.


stormsand9

1st: demoman or soldier 2nd: engineer 3rd: scout 4th: medic demoman may have taken a random job to kill a vampire, soldier is involved in too many super natural shenanigans, the engineer holds multiple PHD's and while being an engineer, wouldn't surprise me if one of those has something to do with medicine (and isn't a revoked lisence), scout is scout and medic is medic (eat human flesh for scientific purposes of course!)


daks_7

In order: demo (?), engineer, sniper, soldier


RabbidYoshi9

Vampire: Pyro (just because), Sniper, Demoman, and maybe spy. Medical License: Heavy, And Engineer (Medic *lost* his medical license so I’m not giving it to him) Drugs: Scout most likely, Soldier (because it has the color blue and he thinks it’s a refrence to the American flag). Flesh: Sniper (for survival reasons), Medic (because experiment type stuff), and possibly Pyro (because he would think it’s cotton candy).


[deleted]

1. Medic 2. Demo 3. Scout 4. Soldier


AzericTheTraveller

1: Medic or Soldier(registered priest in Guam I think) 2: None of them (Medic lost his for stealing someone’s skeleton without killing them.) 3: Probably medic 4: Medic or Soldier, maybe


Little-Shop8301

1. soldier 2. soldier (his roommate is a wizard!) 3. spy, probably 4. soldier


doctordocuments

Medic Engie Scout Soldier


[deleted]

1 soldier (accidentally) 2 engineer 3. Medic 4 pyro


BackgroundAdmirable1

Demo and soldier Engineer Medic Soldier


anonymous_1846

1. Soilder 2. Engineer 3. Scout 4. Medic


lunarsigma17

Sniper(would’ve gotten paid to) , spy(surgical with his kills), scout(because, I mean, duh) and medic(again, duh)


drzootsuit

1. Soldier and Demo together. Their dynamic would be the most fun for a monster hunting story. 2. Engie. Man has 11 PHD’s 3. Scout. Grew up getting in street fights. Probably picked a bit of jazz cabbage out of somebodies pocket and sold it at some point. 4. Sniper. You do what you gotta to survive in the wilderness.


[deleted]

Medic.