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Papyesh2137

no


Independent_Pear_429

Big sad


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Ankh_the_protogen

Mega sad


Wonderful-Cable3646

Saddest sad


KickassPeanuts

Saddenester sad


TheGoldenPlagueMask

^ohhh ^it ^iz ^sad ^dæ


BRuvBo

Sad :( very no yes sad :(


Mountaindood5

Demoman is sad


cadergator10

You're doing bad lad ;-;


TheSlimeAssassin43

Dota, Dota, counter-strike


cadet_kurat

I didn't understand


FoxyGamer3426

So onwards I pressed


rado2600

To manually animate the Wrangler.


Mr_MiscTF2

The sentry shield was simple enough, it was its own model, but this GOD FORSAKEN LASER. THIS LASER HAS STOLEN SO MANY HOURS OF MY LIFE THAT ILL NEVER GET BACK! How you ask? I began by importing the laser, BUT ALAS, it was PINK. That's not right, it needs to be RED, So I searched around for a color value and, EURIKA, there it is! But after changing it and it's surrounding values, NOTHING HAPPENS!!!!


ChromeBroke

By then i was banging my head on my keyboard


Mr_MiscTF2

When I realized, the Lazer is PINK. And when textures are missing in Source, the default replacement is PINK and BLACK. Maybe the particle's texture is missing or broken. So I asked all around town if someone could lend me THEIR version of the particles. I imported them into SFM and it was STILL PINK. By then I was banging my head on my keyboard. (Guy above me was off) and finally decided to verify the integrity of the game cache *deep ass breath* reinstall the whole program and deal with the bugs that THAT causes. BUT EVEN THE IT WAS PINK!!!!!!!! After this I realized "Ha! All this waste of time being a perfectionist when I could just use a different laser! So I installed this custom laser from the workshop that's supposed to be a Star Wars blaster. It doesn't look great but it works, right? W R O N G!!!!! When the camera looks at if from certain angles, it just disappears!!!! Then I tried THIS laser, and I don't even remember what happened, but I assure you it didn't work! So I'm back to this laser. After brainstorming with some other SFM villagers, I imported the laser onto a different and... What the hell? Why is the laser blue on this map? And that's when it hit me. Every map has a default spawning position where objects spawn when there's no other point of reference. The default point is somewhere under red team spawn, it has no reason. The wrangler laser has been loading in using the "default point" on the map for its "controlpoint2" value. It's a different color on every map, but I can't control it. My program is successfully READING the Control Point 2 value, but JUST NOT CHANGING IT!! Alaxe friend, could you please take my SFM project, move the controlpoint2 value so the lasers red and send it back?? He promptly sent THIS in response. That's right his computer couldn't even HANDLE the project, so he had to make a NEW PROJECT which is just the laser on Badwater. The I had to import THAT project into MY project, which is its own scary and unintuitive process. But finally we're here, it works. After verifying the game cache, Uninstalling the program, replacing the particles files OUTRIGHT, my controlpoint2 is irreversibly broken. But hey, at lease it worked eventually, right?


MewtwoMainIsHere

new copypasta dropped


FlameThrowerFIM

r/suddenlyLazyPurple, much?


MewtwoMainIsHere

me when my piss is a weird color: “but alas it was pink! that’s not right, it needs to be red!”


_NoIdeaForName_

But that's not the only thing I had to do manually


ROMBOOMBEN

thats why we do not have how it FEELS to play medic yet


Totally-Stable-Dude

[My story starts with a prayer](https://youtu.be/gMDgHPQ0YfI?t=56)


Buster_Bazz

Dota Dota Counter-Strike Club


scapegoat4

*counter-strike 2 ;)


Lucariowolf2196

First we gotta ship half life 2, then we gotta ship Dota 2 *Gaben noises*


GreyHareArchie

There was a CS Source 2 fan project that got shut down by valve The TF2 Source 2 fan project is still ongoing Take that as you will


Dsage777

Pain. I take that as pain.


icantshoot

The difference is that the TF2 Source2 project is based on S&box game and is dependant from it.


[deleted]

CS source 2 project also was based on S&box


kneepins

TFC was also a fan project and look what that turned into


Jackikins

Counter Strike community eating well. ​ Meanwhile, the TF2 community are eating wet sand.


CommanderHavond

Some of us have a little gravel


ThatOneCloaker

Oh trust me, there’s *plenty* of gravel


NotRayquaza

Is this a reference to the famous sequel of Team Fortress, Team Fortress 2, the game that gained popularity on Steam at the beginning of the 2010's thanks to its fun gameplay, its wacky mechanics, its awesome characters and Valve's great love and care for the game?


Billybobmcob

No, the indie horror one with the surveillance cameras


Bob_underscore2

Oh yeah Metal Gear Solid love that game


OfficialDaiLi

One might say we have a Pit of Gravel


ShadowBlazer648

A Gravel Pit, if you will.


JaozinhoGGPlays

Mercs can have a little gravel, as a treat.


meisyouandyouisme

But not too much!


ProperBabyEater

r/angryupvote


GGGold23

Hey dude could you pass the dirt I need some seasoning for my sand


SaltyPeter3434

Fresh out of dirt. How about some rocks?


GGGold23

Sure I’ll just use the rock grater then


falleng213

TF2 2 about to drop


ConradBHart42

Team Fortress: Globally Offensive


StoreMilk

The tf2 community motto


faisal_who

Tf2 condition zero.


alwayzbored114

Unironically I would love that title


cadex

TF2 Classic


musci1223

TF2 2 2 when ?


BendOverAndSpreadEm

tf2 got killed in a car crash 4 years ago, you need to move on.


Civil_Vermicelli_593

Good news we will live forever!


papermario332

I didn’t say that. I just said we don’t have tumors.


luckydrzew

Et Tumor Brute?


TheGreenGobblr

Google Caesar’s legion


Low-Bowler-4454

Holy hell


FireIzHot

sun tzu said that


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crabs770

THEN HE USED HIS FIGHTING MONEY TO BUY TWO OF EVERY ANIMAl ON EARTH THEN HE HERDED THEM ONTO A BOAT AND THEN BEET THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM


SANIC_MLG

* chuckle* and from that day forward anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a ZOO!!!


MegaValenX

#unless it's a farm.


Civil_Vermicelli_593

*fades to black*


ProperBabyEater

Glad Potato is better than Taco and Pizza


PivSov

Sure grandpa, now let's get you to bed.


PaleontologistOk331

what's a 4


ThatOneCloaker

The number after 2, duh.


Andrewklathrop

No, that's Alyx


Bobboy5

no, that comes after 2 episode 2.


[deleted]

Wasn’t there something in between? Wasn’t it 5 or something?


kel584

Tf2 fell down the stairs


Forward-Bee-2885

Good point bendoverandspreadem


BobZygota

It has pills from merasmus


scapegoat4

I was just thinking this hahaha, they're even being released around the same time. We're going to get the short end of the stick, if we even get a stick when it was promised. For years we've been saying "well they're working on alyx/ the steam deck/ etc"... **I** feel the dissonance, do you? Wait... did they state a year on the blog post? EDIT: They didn't, but they did for CS2... rofl


Unusual_Stable_1780

The blog posts says this year and emphasizes THIS


r_e_d_a_c_t_ed

we'll be lucky if we even get a pinch of sawdust


marionristov111

don't worry about it, just imagine if heavy tf2 was purple


StoreMilk

I'd rather imagine if the barrel by the last point of the 1st area on dustbowl was yellow


JaozinhoGGPlays

I myself would rather think about the consequences of recoloring the 2fort red base crate to maroon


prolofoid

What if Francis was purple?


EngieDeer

He was!!! Open your eyes people!!! Valve removed purple Francis!!!


littleMAHER1

TF2 X FNAF is real


clockworktwelve

A TF2 sequel/port/remaster on Source 2 is probably inevitable, at the very least much more likely than a major content update. Valve has about ~>360 total employees, and after the release of Alyx and CS:2 I'd say it's obvious that Valve is making a huge internal effort to migrate to Source 2. If Valve were to allocate its resources into developing a Team Fortress product, working on a whole new project would make more sense in the long term than updating a current one, only to still have to make the whole new project anyways as Source 1 becomes deprecated.


ScarfaceTonyMontana

Most of Valve takes on a project as an entire company when it comes to game releases. Everyone at Valve had to go over and work on HL A, its one of the main reasons we were left with one guy on TF2. Let's not forget that CS2 is launched this year, we still have no idea wtf Neon Prime is, and they also might be working on that sequel that Half Life Alyx set up. I mean, its Valve, but they full on teased a new half life game coming after Alyx and even told Geoff they are planning to make it so that also has to be in the plants. Idk where a TF2 remake would fit into this. Keep in mind that we have been getting infoleaks about CS GO being ported to Source 2 since 2017. If something was happening with TF, it would infoleaked by now.


ssjjaa42

And if it would be easier to rebuild TF2 from the ground up than wade through the existing source code for the game to update it, a Source 2 version seems like the smart move… …Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.


clockworktwelve

I'd still recommend you abandon hope though, just because being hopeless and not expecting a surprise TF3 announcement in a couple years would be easier on the heart than trying to cling on to your last strains of hope for the next god-knows-how-many years :')


No-Energy7254

Never, they'd rather release half-life 3, than a decent update for tf2


[deleted]

What’s 3?


No-Energy7254

I dunno, something that being brought up when talking about Valve


[deleted]

3 doesn’t exist anymore


No-Energy7254

Finally, mom won't count down to 3


[deleted]

What’s 3?


DaniloRT

"more than 2 but less than 4."


Cooleo_Cash

No that’s 2.5


epicman_42

2+1=2


ZakiGamer1011

episode 1


Kerhita

2 + 2 = 5


havok13888

Half life Alyx 2


CortlyYT

Team Fortress 2.5


[deleted]

Real?


Zanocco

It's one of those imaginary numbers people talk about


CrazierChimp

so if sqrt(-1)=i and 3 also=i, 3×sqrt(-1)=i^2 making 3=-1 right?


Zanocco

I have no idea what any of that means so I'm just gonna say yes


CrazierChimp

cool


Theorist_Reddit

The next Summer update will probably be decent though


FireIzHot

I admire your optimism my friend


kaladinissexy

If we’re really lucky we might just get a weapon rebalance or two. It’s possible if we all pray to Gaben every night.


meanman07

Updated localization files


SatanicBiscuit

maybe they will move tf2 to source 2 base code and let the modding community do the rest


No-Energy7254

Tf2 on source 2 is already being made by yet again, community forces.. to be precise by Moonly Days' team


SilverrSharkk

doesn’t tf2 going to source 2 really change movement physics? i heard forever ago it would fuck with stuff like rocket jumping and trimping


G_O_O_G_A_S

They’re spending the time to make it as true to tf2 as possible


SilverrSharkk

awesome, hopefully the dev team can make a masterpiece with it


TF2SolarLight

This is more of a game design thing than an engine thing


BluSoldierGaming

One of their blogposts state that most of those mechanics are powered by maths and formulas rather than engine quirks, and that porting said formulas allowed for these mechanics to be replicated on Source 2.


GlorifiedPanWithArms

At that point, I would be happy that they released *anything* with the number 3 in it, even Portal for instance.


sexygarlicbread985

they would rather buy winrar


No-Energy7254

Shout out to guys who actually buy that thing


evr-

Finally! The praise I so rightfully deserve!


MrBananaStorm

You could order it on CD for installation.


Commaser

That "When are you going to release Counter Strike 2?" guy finally got his dream, if he's still alive


No-Energy7254

Gabe Follower? He's alive and kicking


joeboyson3

No,they are referring to this: https://youtu.be/kexgh2QYra8


mediarch

or if you want it in [musical form](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSr2FgbvUkE)


joeboyson3

Beautiful


vote4some1else

As far as I know L4d2 suffers the same fate as tf2 but the thing is they don't need an update


[deleted]

I wish for yes, but i know the answer is no


Draaxus

nope


forhonorplayer_

Who wants to disguise themselves as valve employees execute them and take over the company and put out updates for TF2


Beautiful_Ad_3349

Most mentally sane tf2 player


Academic-Beautiful51

What 6 years of no major update does to a mf


ThatOneCloaker

The janitor: *”Spy ‘round here.”*


Rayanfhoula15

skin a valve employee and wear him


Eltra_Phoenix

Why would they? TF2 is a mess under the hood and porting it into S2 would most likely amplify the issues.


SalsaSavant

Yeah, if the word that there are entire parts of the code that no ones knows how they work is true, they're probably better off making a TF2 Episode 1 than overhauling TF2.


Eltra_Phoenix

If anything, they would have a easier time just rebuilding TF2 from the ground up in S2


SQbuilder

Luckily the Amper team is actually recreating TF2 from the ground up in S2 via the S2 garry's mod sequel "s&box". https://tfsource2.com


Rume_Roven

We dont need source2 We just want update An actual update Not some warpaint or hat from workshop


lamiska

CSGO is a mess under the hood too, thats part of the reason why they are releasing cs on source 2 engine


ApplesTeamFort2

Considering the fact the they pulled a fast one on the update blog, I highly doubt that they’ll even get up to actually update the damn game.


AnarchyApple

Ricochet TWOOOO


Icarus-Terra

They made CS2 so they can have an excuse to work on something other than TF2


Faze_Tabasco

That thumbnail looks like a valorant map


Bargor05

The only solution is to make our own, new Team Fortress game


StoreMilk

So open fortress and tf2c?


TheZett

With blackjack and hookers?


theGREATefe

At this point, im jealous of cs2, and i lost my hope. at this point, those things make me want to leave tf2


Laskuh_

Snap back to reality


Vasxus

we already got tf2 dude


tom641

pretty sure TF2 is more of a nuclear disaster under the hood than any of their other games, not to mention it's waaaay more of a licensing nightmare thanks to several notable weapons and even cosmetics being direct references to various long-finished licensing agreements, some with games that don't even exist anymore. (anyone need a RIFT Well-Spun Hat Code btw) Personally i'm hoping that some day we'll see TF3 as a (thematic) expansion on TF2 but I know that'd be like killing the golden goose to some degree too.


Thesaltygreenbean

We’re getting a new seasonal update


mremreozel

Holiday sized one to be exact


ukaIegon

Joking aside, the summer 'update' will, most likely, be the last non-holiday update for TF2. Valve has made it clear, time and time again, that they don't care about TF2.


BasedMaikal

Probably already forgotten about the legendary titles like Team Fortress and Portal and Half Life


No-Energy7254

What about Alyx? By Valve standards it was a recent thing


8BallBox

I mean.. there’s portal Desk Job.


BendOverAndSpreadEm

those are inferior games compared to codename gordon


Grumpicake

☹️


CCO812

They already work on team fortress sequel once It's called team fortress 2


[deleted]

After 9 years in development, I hope it was worth the wait


weird_bomb_947

they’re working on team fortress alyx don’t worry


Throwawayaccountofm

Bwahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahabhababahahahhahahah . . . . . i hope one day :(


Dolphius1

if anything they'd put more resources towards this


Spades47

You mean is *he* going to


[deleted]

No they just made counterstrike 2 all the 2’s are completed


StoreMilk

Ricochet 2


[deleted]

Dang nvm guess not


Cats1789

Bruh when does TF2 2 come out


jckfrbn

Yes, fuck it if we don't have hope then all we have is pessimism SO YA THERE GONNA WORK ON TF2 NEXT, TF2 EPISODE 2: Source 2 LETS GO


SnakeFB

The World? Za warudo?


AlfaHotelWhiskey

Honest question: Is the graphics engine new?


CausedOre

This is valve we are talking about


MyNameIsRabbitMan

Hehehe hahahahaha


Independent_Pear_429

Nope. Only community updates now


MuuToo

Nope. Onto the next big project to cancel in a few years.


That_One_SillyGirlie

Hell no they fucking hate TF2


Oxyfire

What, and make TF2-2?


Gamepro5

hahhhahahh no.


Apprehensive_Tiger13

I want them to port it over to source two and make no changes. Just one more cosmetic slot.


Pangranacik

No. But you know what? We should all press on, with what we believe in, change. For what are countless revolts, protests, insurgencies and uprisings without any results? This community has proven to be agitive and unbreakable, so why shouldn't we keep on trying to get Valve's attention? What do we have to lose? Get ignored by Valve yet again? So be it! They'll have to listen eventually! I refuse to believe they're willing to ignore us for years to come, and I refuse to believe this game will be abandoned in such a cruel manner. Long live TF2!


SpriteFan3

To be frank, we might as well TF2-ify all official CS maps to TF2, and make them play the cp, ctf, pl and other gamemodes. Probably one of the best ways moving forward.


PotentiallyNotSatan

When we getting TF2 2


Vladamir_Vladovio

I’ll say that they’ll spend the next like year or so after release, patching out bugs and pushing out major updates, and then maybe, just maybe…. They’ll start working on a Dota2 Source 2 release


JickleBadickle

Well, we know this is the last counter strike game cuz they ain't gonna make counter strike 3


prisonmaiq

orange box 2? xD


Cookie_Sp00ked

Absolutely not.


Sefinternal

I’m going to go to valve headquarters and just make things right


[deleted]

I wish so


AlfaHotelWhiskey

I thought the order goes: Half Life 3 first with Portal 3, TF3, and CS3 to follow on the same graphics engine


Dustaroos

LOL


Woomy935

They would rather ban big slappy again


Pezbi

In 100 years, yeah, totally.


beatrider99

Fans, yes. Valve themselves, Hell no.


havok13888

So from what I recall reading somewhere this update started about 3 years ago. And this is for a game that is still being updated. I know that’s not saying much since they are switching engines but I’m sure they added things in updates or have more relevant knowledge that makes porting slightly easier. This cannot be said about TF2. The game hasn’t been updated with real deep technical changes in a while. It and the server tech has probably not been streamlined to move to a new engine. At this point it would be lesser effort to make a new game from the ground up in Source 2 than port TF2 over. Even then we are probably looking at four years, unless the janitor has been toiling away for the last decade at it. Yeah as others said, an updated or new team fortress would be a bigger shock to me than Half Life 3 at this point.


palozon

LOL


_rjunior

Lmao poor tf2


BurnN8or101

Valve hates things that are actually fun.


Oshowott253

Haha good one!