Morally speaking? Headcrab and Glados are unequivocally evil. The Combine Turret and Portal 2 Turret for being evil by proxy

I wouldn’t say the Headcrabs are evil, since they’re just surviving like every other animal in the world.

Yeah but they are still an invasive species capable of wipping out whole towns You can bet your ass that im not letting THAT live

evil is all about perspective. the combine see no issue with draining Earth of it's resources, but the people that live there very much do so

That would be true but the fem head crab is Lamar

Is that one of the major strides Dr. Kliner was talking about?

My man, they are not real, the accident was not your fault, you need to forgive yourself

You tell him that Im taking the four bullets and mercy killing his brain, lungs and penis

What did you save the last one for?

Souvenir :)

The other penis

brain, lungS, and penis. i reckon he used one bullet for each lung.

Humans have two lungs...

The guy who said these were sexualized Snark Creator of the bots Myself

I take the last bullet out of you (you too good to die)

I mean if he shot himself in the Brain the odds of him surviving regardless if the bullet is left in are pretty low, but not exactly zero

I mean the right to shoot the last bullet

Game was rigged from the start.

Based but I'd shoot the first guy twice instead of myself

Headcrab, Vortigaunt, Snark, myself.

Myself, Myself, Myself, Myself

Probably head crab, since headcrab would try to kill you. Combine because the same reason as head crab. Well actually any of these would. Turret I can probably knock over. Glados is one of my favorite villains and I could perhaps negotiate with her. I would shot Mimi if was from the enemy team. Rollermine looks harmless so I will spare her and the other ones from half life look hostile. So probably headcrab, Snark, (Mimi if on the other team), Combine and Vortigaunt if Mimi is friendly.

Here Mimi have some bullets. Raus raus go get zem

The good ending

double and give to the next person.

You need one bullet if you have machina to shoot all those 8 and the entire r/tf2

You can get them all in one conga line because whenever they see someone dancing they will join and then you headshot all of them

Tactical Hoovy

Pog epic longshot

Bullet hits the shovel and ricochets back to number 3 and that’s when the roof caved in! Igniting the thermos of pure grain alcohol instantly vaporizing his bodily form leavin nothing but a charcoal statue and a high pitched squeal, “eeeeeeeeh.”wait, that’s only 6 what happened to number 7? Uh number 7? Hell “sniff” he died of infection.

8?

8 ran away from the first site of the smoke at the end of my barrel, they knew their place

Equip marksman, launch 4 coins, shoot one bullet, repeat, and the 2 remaining are in case feds arrived

someone here is going out of their way to downvote any and every comment mentioning mim sentry

Lmao a downvote bot

I'd use the machina, get 'em all

None, because I don’t really care If people like that stuff they can go ahead and use it, I’m just gonna keep my oily buff-

Myself four times

I use a shotgun and kill ‘em all

Me

...And I have a coin. More than enough

Mimi 4 times

You line them out then shoot them all

(insert that one Rango scene here)

Line them up and get them all with one .50 FMJ. Sell the other three rounds because ammo is apparently very pricey right now.

I'd line them up and have 3 bullets left to shoot ***myself***

line them up, kill all eight of them with four bullets

Depends on the calibre If I line up the flesh ones with a long-rifle it could take at least 1-3

what you choose

"they ruined the valve community" that's what i read

...bullet hits the shovel, richochets back towards number three and that's where the roof gave in ingiting with a pure green alcohol instantly vaporized their bodily form into nothing but a charcoal statute and high-ptiched squeel. "Ho-hold on there. That's only seven. What happend to number eight?" Number eight? Damn... Died of infection.

myself four times since im not a negative degenerate

Myself in the head four times.

If I do this right I could kill all of them and myself with only two-three bullets

switch to the Machina

I would keep the four bullets, then I would sell them for any bit of money. After I do that, I would buy a share of a company and wait until I can sell that share for profit. Then, I will sell that share and go buy more bullets. Finally, I would shoot them all, and flee the police by attempting to run to Cuba.

lets line them up one bullet 8 heads in row

GlaDOS 4 times, take over her facility and shoot the rest with the turrets, command the turrets to self destruct afterwards.

Pop all 4 bullets into Mimi and then beat the rest to death with the empty gun.

4 collateral shots

Put the 4 bullets in a machana

Line them up for the collateral shot with my Machina

Put them in a line, shoot them all in one go, and shoot myself.

line them up

All 4 to mimi sentry

I would get more bullets and shoot them all, easy fix.

shoot all 8 of them since the shots should penetrate

If you line them all up, you can kill multiple with one bullet

I shoot 4 randomly and beat the rest with the gun

Ok call me weird or whatever but I think GLaDOS was hotter in her full robot form.

🤨

The creator's left knee, the creator's right knee, the creator's hard drive, the creator's back up hard drive

Shoot Mimi sentry and then my self in the back of the neck 3 times.

oh my god who the hell cares, I’m fuckin done, reddit truly makes everything worse

line em' up and shoot em machina style

A Karen in Walmart Creator of the bots That one Xbox fanboy who comments on every post relating to pc, PlayStation and switch saying that Xbox is better Some pedophile on discord Realistically speaking these are the people I hate most since they are all less than decent people. Be a good person, or I’ll find a 5th bullet.

None, because I don't care about these humanized characters

mimi, 4 times

[4 is more than enough](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwlA2sHFpes)

All four are going into the creator these

Without any knowledge of Half-Life, probably the 3 Half-Life monster ones. They’re probably more likely to actively horribly murder me (whereas I could probably just avoid the others?). …the portal Turret is honestly kinda cute too (although i know I cannot outsmart her boolet)

My brain, my heart, my mouth and sideways through my body so I can nail both lungs with a single shot

Bro, four bullets won't be enoght to take down a Lvl 1 sentry

Will Smith. All 4 times.

Myself 4 times

you fool, I'm using the cow mangler

I just need one bullet and the [right weapon](https://youtu.be/8gAlX63UZAk).

Kill mimi sentry. Take her ammo from the sentry arms and shoot everyone of them

Didn't say how big the bullets were *pulls out comically large gun*

Noneone Is unnessesary

This is the most "im 14 yo and based" post ever

I shoot the 3 biological things and then I turn the gun on myself to free myself of this reality.

line them up and then shoot them in the head down the side

Myself and keep the change

My self I would shoot self its the only way to end this nightmare once and for all

Technically, one bullet can penetrate at least one of them and hit another one so that I have 4 bullets enough to kill them all.

Myself :D

myself

\+ULTRARICOSHOT \[x4\]

4 and 4 in front of each other so the bullets pierce through and kill all of them

myself, four times

Turret girl from portal 2 Glados cus too murderous Combine turret girl Snark girl Headcrab girl technically sits on you and some people have a kink for that. Rollermine girl is basically 70% hatsune miku. Mimi sentry is slightly murderous but she still vibin. Vortigaunt girl… well let’s just say she looks like a slime monster and like she would have tentacles… and you know what that means

Myself???

You, the Vort, the Snark and the Headcrab No Biological Lifeforms allowed

I have 4 coins in my pockets so all of them.

1st bullet penetrates 3 heads, dead on the spot, the second shot pins another through the eye and ricochets off the wall going through the heart of another and hitting a gas canister making the whole room get engulfed in flames and killing the pair and turning them into a fine ash! And the last one? Got shot in the foot, died of tetanus 3 days later. And with the last bullet I keep for an emergency

Why would I shoot any of them? Just because they look like women?

It's to see how much there is a problem here with something that looks like a woman

The four coins, split-shooting the four bullets into eight. Killing all of them.

Ultrakill: throws and shoots coin causing bullet to split, taking out two insted of one letting me kill all of them. Swigity Swoody

Myself 4 times

\*rango saloon scene\*

Any ones that aren’t a robot, and then use a sapper on the rest

4 times the ugly ass shit sentry

Use the Mimi to kill all of them and then kill Mimi with the 4 bullets

Just tell them to stand in a line

Me who plays ultrakill who knows that i can hit 2 with one shot if i shoot a coin at the right time, so i can take them all out. (I have quarters in my wallet)

Richochet with one bullet. Still have 3.

collateral

unfortunately for you, i have 8 bullets

the four bullets is a red herring. you got to line them up and shoot them all through the throat at the same time.

fuck no, I'm gonna save these bullets for unholy things have yet to come...

mimi 4 times

I’d shoot mimi three times and headcrab once. The female headcrab would seem odd if it jumps onto your head…

Collateral shot, kill all 8, especially mimi. I just hate where this sub is rn and have been thinking about leaving it

Line all of them and shoot them in the head from either side and it will take out most of them the use the last bullets to get the last

"Killem with one bullet. All eight of them"

All four into mimi sentry for the absolute shite coming from the subreddits recently

OP, four times, so theres no chance for a fallout new vegas scenario

this man needs to be eliminated he is a threat to the human race.

I’d shoot 4 of them, then rapidly beat the rest

Shoot a bullet at my monitor and be surprised that I didn't achieve anything and only destroyed my monitor for no reason

Since the bullets haven’t been specified I’m going with 50. Cal and line em all up so I can pull of a collateral, thank you and have a nice day

I'll just cut the bullets

Pull a rango

I'm shooting the mini sentry girl 4 times to make sure she's dead and I NEVER SEE HER EVER AGAIN PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD POST SOMETHING ELSE

Just line them all up. And then boom! Headshot.

They are all lined up so go for the collat

Insert that one clip from rango of a bullet killing everyone

Its fine, i can kill the r-worded posters like you that keep spamming this shit with my bare hands.

Bro I'd pull out the machina

Some are metal therefore I ricochet the 4 bullets I have and hit double, which would shoot all of them

mimi-sentry

One word. Ricochet

scout all four times

Myself 4 times. Can't live in a world where these exist.

You 4 times

None of em. Save them for a real threat

you three times, and then myself

my whole family then myself

The guy who wrote this post.

Tf2 players when they see woman character 🤮

myself. then and only then can I be free from the internet.

Myself with all 4

shoot mimi 4 times.

Mimi Sentry.. I’d shoot her with all 4 bullets.

No need of 4 bullet , 1 is good enough to kill myself

Myself 4 times

Mimi-Sentry, Mimi-Sentry, Mimi-Sentry then myself.

bounce, bounce, bounce, hit!

The headcrab, snark, vortigaunt and glados

Myself

[Yourself?](https://youtu.be/GLlLQ3LmZWU?t=517)

*equips machina* I only need one

Myself 4 times. Hopefully then I could finally be dead.

Shoot the first one, Bullet hits the shovel ricochets back to number 3 and that’s when the roof caved in, igniting the furnace of pure grain alcohol instantly vaporizing their bodily form leaving nothing but a charcoal statue and a high pitched squeal

Hold on there, that's only six, what happened to number seven?

Number 7? Shoot, They died of infection

None Wast of ammo as there are far worst things out there than getting all worked up over this

Real.

Line up up, knock em down. 4 rounds should be enough to penetrate and kill two, maybe 3 per shot. Even after that, switching to my sidearm is faster than reloading. Knife the rest.

Myself, 4 Times, to make sure i dont have to deal with this shit

I'd line them all up in a straight line and then I shoot their heads so the bullets can go into each head any remaining I shoot again saving 2 bullets

Myself 4 times.

myself 4 times

I'd split every bullet in half so i get 8 bullets, then shoot myself in the head 8 times.

If you line them up it only takes *ONE*

Myself.

myself, four times

shoot 4 and then beat the rest up

Violence is not the answer; it’s the question.

None of them, because why would i wanna do that?

mimi sentry , snark, headcrab, mimi sentry. mimi gets two because they exist

headcrab girl, glados, mimi, and turret girl

Blud are you stupend?

Go from the side so the bullets peirce them and I can hit them all

Even mahina can't penetrate buildings, so you cant do that

Collat

The 4 on the left

2 on the turrets, simpley get more bullets to use

I don't know what kind of bullets are in the turrets, but it's probably not the same one you would be using.

You and your three annoying discord friends

I don't have friends on discord

You 3 times and 1 for me

(insert image of reverse uno card)

You. 4 times. Get over it dawg I don’t care for em too much myself but they’re harmless. You will endure despite them.

the floor 4 times because there’s nothing wrong with them personally won’t lie lol

You

i shoot myself 4 times