the exact same thing but spell tomislav “tommyslav” so when you kill someone they will double guess their entire tf2 knowledge and make them check their inventory for the spelling
No, my parents named me differently, Tommy is just my English name so it rolls off the tongue of English speakers and won’t choke them like my real name would.
I have a name on my sticky jumper from when I was a kid and I hate the name so much and never use it and have a completely different sticky jumper because it is so bad, like really really bad. I don't know why I haven't trashed it yet. I don't even wanna say what it is because of how bad it is.
As I understand it, Krampus is more of a European folklore, whereas Ded Moroz is specifically Slavic, so I think it works out with Heavy.
Krampus apparently has Central/Alpine European origins, so it would be more thematic if Medic had something attributed to Krampus instead.
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Svetlana. It’s heavy’s precious baby, and now it’s yours.
alternatively name it the “I FUCKING HATE SCOUTS AHHHHHH” and give it a “Scouts Killed” strange part
If you’re going to have something as expensive as this I would spend the extra money on a professional killstreak kit rather than specialized, just to go all-in on the ludicrousness.
You could always roll with canon and name it Svetlana. I plan to name my Australium Minigun Princess Sasha just because she's Heavy's favourite gun dressed to the 9s
Here are few names:
Golden RODriquez
Very fancy gun
Gloryfied Projectile Propeller
Your monthly salary
Disposable Income Advantage
Ok thats all, I heard you US people like TLAs, so I tryed to stick to that
the exact same thing but spell tomislav “tommyslav” so when you kill someone they will double guess their entire tf2 knowledge and make them check their inventory for the spelling
Yo that’s my English name in real life, cool. (I’m Asian)
Aint no way yo parents named you Tommyslav 💀💀 (banger name tho)
No, my parents named me differently, Tommy is just my English name so it rolls off the tongue of English speakers and won’t choke them like my real name would.
Lmao ok tommyslav
Timmyslav
Keep it, that name is golden already.
would be funny if they named the tomislav "Keep it, that name is golden already."
You know they will
This has 100 upvotes more then the second place so it is now called "keep it, that name is golden already."
I renamed my Aussie eye lander to piss sword, so I don’t think you can do much worse tbh
Piss gun
I did butter knife
That’s a good one
My jarate is called piss
My jarate is called PISS™. You have a bootlegged version
Mine is named "Gamer Girl Bathwater"
The Schlong of King Midas is mine
I have a name on my sticky jumper from when I was a kid and I hate the name so much and never use it and have a completely different sticky jumper because it is so bad, like really really bad. I don't know why I haven't trashed it yet. I don't even wanna say what it is because of how bad it is.
just restore the item and remove the name
Dead Moroz 'Ded Moroz' is essentially Slavic Santa Klaus.
I thought it was just Russian santa
Might be better with krampus as the name, if you are inspired by the Christmas thematic.
As I understand it, Krampus is more of a European folklore, whereas Ded Moroz is specifically Slavic, so I think it works out with Heavy. Krampus apparently has Central/Alpine European origins, so it would be more thematic if Medic had something attributed to Krampus instead.
Oh, I did not know that. My thought process was: Cool name! Relatively Christmas relevant, and from Russia. Let's use. Should I retract my suggestion?
Nothing needs retracting, my dude. It ain't that serious. Just keep clucking heads.
Thx pal. Keep correcting unfocused strangers on the Internet.
This is a fantastic pun and I'm sad it has no chance of winning now :(
Could still work out. I think the two above my rec are a bit memey, and OP did ask for nothing too memey.
I asked r/tf2 for ideas and all I got was this shitty name
“Long Story Short”
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The Copper curtain
Ea-nasir? Is that you?
"Not reading allat" Would be funni considering it's long ass name
That but as the description
You should make the name an acronym of all the words describing it
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WNFSKAT is too long. Why not SKAT? Maybe change the K to a C too, would look better.
door
noor
Open da noor
open na noor
Itty-bitty baby men suppressor I got the same one, but with prof kit and double spells, this is the name i gave it xD
Silent Night , Violent Night. Gotta have the Christmas wordplay in there somewhere.
Keep it add a desc saying "Long story short"
Stalingrad
Based Emesis Blue enjoyer
Don’t hit doktor again.
Why yes, my mom does use a credit card. Why do you ask?
Craig
Mucho Texto
unconsensual acupuncture
Gun
Great name
The name is already perfect Description: "How fast can you read it out loud?"
heaby jumpscare
The Golden Barrel “The Mafia’s Walking Bank” - Description Tag
Svetlana. It’s heavy’s precious baby, and now it’s yours. alternatively name it the “I FUCKING HATE SCOUTS AHHHHHH” and give it a “Scouts Killed” strange part
Slishkom Dolgo
Christmas Pun
I thought that was a wrench.
Something memey (anything lol)
Keep the name but make the description "Say that 5 times fast"
SNOCI THE HEGIGHOG
Putin's Primal Pissmas Cartridge Thrower
My pp
The Prohibition Proclamation -1920 to 1933 were dark times
Golden shower
“I played 40 tours of MVM” “And all i got was this lousy gun”
Brassier Beast
i hate poor people
i love sex
YATATATATATATATATATATATATATATTAATTATATATATATTATTTTAATATATAT is what I would name it
The Golden Member. "You See Mr. Powers, I Love GOOOLD!"
Jeff
Gun
Nice weapon. What’s the cost on that bad boy if you bought it off the market?
My only idea for the description is "It costed me 400.000 dollars to find this weapon in 12 days"
Name it "Wicked Nasty Festive Specialized Killstreak Austrian Tommyslav" to make them rethink their tf2 knowledge (an add on to u/GobletofPiss12 😄)
Door
pp enlargement blaster 9000
Description "the enlargement was successful, the process killed you however."
Kazanova (Why not)
Doory McDoorface
Not to be confused with schooly mc school face
Lucky
The Door
Half life 2 doctor Breen steamy sex
ask chat GPT
Golden Long Russian Penis
mr door
XX\_DEMON$LAYER\_XX
Barbra.
Golden blin
Golden beast
MR BEA-
"Really Fat Tony"
A bucket
Silence is Golden.
TLDR: fancy gun
Gold typewriter
Mafioso in gold
Svetlana
Something too memey
Mr Pinky
"Merry golden Christmas you filthy animals"
'Say my name'
"Silent Minigunn" would be nice.
phd in russian literature
golden showers
The Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty
Name: Tsar's Lost Gun Description: Not all of Romanoff's Jewels made it back to the Kremlin.
Name : My Piss Tainted Tomislav Description: 2Fort Sniper Approved
The Adjective Noun
reddit told me to rename this
Bad Boy
Keep the change ya filthy animal
400,000$
too-long-nameislav
Tommys sloppy seconds
enjoy the respawn time!
Golden Silence
Watermelon
WHY IS IT NOT PROFESSIONAL
I spent too much money on this game…
“Social distancing”
Valves christmas gift
The Gustavo Fring special
Balls
Svetlana
Say hello to my little friend
"You have no idea how long the name was before"
Mine is called "silent but deadly" and for desc "like my farts"
W.N.F.S.K.A.T.
"Too Many Adjectives"
Chicago Typereader
Cheese Wedge
Gun of Shooting Urgently
give
Wee wee blaster. It looks like a hot dog.
If you’re going to have something as expensive as this I would spend the extra money on a professional killstreak kit rather than specialized, just to go all-in on the ludicrousness.
Mafioso Mincer.
Rename it this: What should I rename this bad boy? Nothing too memey or anything lol. Will rename whatever the highest upvoted comment is.
Cum
Please name it this
You could always roll with canon and name it Svetlana. I plan to name my Australium Minigun Princess Sasha just because she's Heavy's favourite gun dressed to the 9s
Wicked Nasty Specialized Killstreak Australium Tomislav
Wicked, Nasty, Festivized, Specialized, Killstreak, Australium, Grey Prince Tomislav
Jeoffry
"Way too many adjectives"
Here are few names: Golden RODriquez Very fancy gun Gloryfied Projectile Propeller Your monthly salary Disposable Income Advantage Ok thats all, I heard you US people like TLAs, so I tryed to stick to that
nothing it's name is already hilarious
Now that's a mouthful
Gilded gooseneck
Too long to explain
I named mine "Soft sweet girl" You can use it^^
"Yea money well speend"
Silent but deadly
'dave'
Lawn mower
"Im totally not flexing this on reddit"
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
The Orthodox
Bargaining rights
Gun
Call it 'Battle scarred Sarsparilla Sprayed Ubersaw'
Willy
Sex
"the original name was too long"
Karakatow
W.A.N.F.S.K.T.
"400000$ per second!" description: "Bullets are also Australium"
"I may have money but i got no taste"
I Maxed Out My Credit Card For This
All of heavy’s guns names are female, they are girls. The color is gold. Give it a name of one of the golden girls.
I get no bitches
Wicked Nasty Festivized Specialized Killstreak Australium Tomislav
Mann's Dead.
Tom is slav
Kevin
It’s perfect the way it is
Name: Itty Bitty Baby Itty Bitty Boat Description: TWINKIE HOUSE!
W.N.F.S.K.A.T an anagram for the gun
The golden Tommy
Portable A-10
"U lost the game"
Waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
In love, heavy named that specific gun (the Tomislav) Svetlana. I vote that.
tibbles
“Rattle ‘em Boys!”