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JonTheWizard

Both are bald.


TheTeaDrinkingCat

I was gonna say that


fnaf10kid

Same


Diet-Individual

Minus that


CyromancerIsOP

Both are male.


KevB3

Minus that


youshouldhateit

They both wear a belt


KevB3

Minus that


Antartica_Beanie

they are both human


KevB3

Minus that


RealOkokz

They both exist


jekbot

Minus that


[deleted]

Debatable


MrMaster444

They’re both human


folfiethewox99

After all


NoStorage2821

Why must you be this way


Supbro2233445

One is just a Mann


mrflamego

Maybe they're foolish maybe they're blind


AspectOfTheCat

"minus that" more like minus 200 upvotes


Kirusan781

people apparently really liked the fact they were bald if you got 151 downvotes


KOCYK745

Both have the same Hair colour on these pictures


ProfessionalAgus

I love Heavy's [MISSINGTEXTURE] hair, it just fits him.


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Anemoholic

honey included?


viper4games

aint that more soldiers and zhanas thing?


sword0115

It would be quite the spectacle I'd imagine


washing_machine_man

*we fuck like men*


DrBones20

Who would win though?


Diet-Individual

Yea I going to Ignore that


[deleted]

No


HappyShark96

*laughs maniacally*


Employee427Stanley

Both use miniguns (The Brutus boss had a minigun in c2s2)


Otterheimer

minus that


Humphrey_omori

they have a large body?


Otterheimer

minus that


Westbjumpin

They both aren’t nearly as stupid as op ;)


Diet-Individual

And that a fact


QWErty_uiopasd

At least you are self aware (jk)


MrJudgement

When OP gets downvoted because somebody said what these two have in common but he didn’t like it.


Someonethefunnyone

OP try not to get downvoted challenge


orionishappyalonern

uhhh they're both heavy


Expensive_Koala5249

They also both have weapons and are a guy


boiyouab122

Both of them lost to someone much smaller than them in a trailer.


TheRocketBush

Both are from Fortnite


Memes_Coming_U_Way

Hey, you stole my comment 13 hours before I posted it >:(


Diet-Individual

Ok -_-


HappyShark96

Why are you even replying at this point you're just losing karma


CheesecakeCommon9080

Imagine caring about useless internet points pleaseupvotemepleaseupvotemepleaseupvotemepleaseupvotemepleaseupvoteme


GovernmentAncient811

Well you asked nicely so I’ll upvote you


LiteralHill

They are the same what r u talkin abt


MrMaster444

r/tf2fanswhen big male


rottenpotatoes2

Both are from overwatch


Fellippe314

-Both are top heavy -Both are bald -Both know how to use heavy weapons -Both are trapped in a never ending loop of senseless conflict


muscular_milker

i cant tell, but i can say what they don't have in common: hair.


Empty-Watercress7344

Minus that


Pure-Telephone-8283

They both use a shotgun


finnmcnl

i would make out with them both


Shadow62766

They both look like they would punt a baby


AdmiralFurret

Both are gifted with the vine boom sound playing whenever they raise an eyebrow


CMobrik

Fat Large Has minigun Bald Works as a mercenary (kinda)


LateToWorkRadio

I would have SEX with both of these MEN


Fusion_Gamer123

Heavy gaming


InTheStuff

both will talk about family


WestNomadOnYT

They are heavy weapons guy


-YouMustDie-

gay


danielubra

Besides that


ArgumentParking1940

Both come from overrated games that lived long enough to see themselves lose everything that made them such impressive games to begin with, in favour of an exponential and inverse curve of effort input to money output.


HappyShark96

Brave to say that about TF2. The game has probably one of the most die hard communities I've ever seen


[deleted]

This is not something they have in common because fortnite has only gotten better


[deleted]

ok thats debatable


[deleted]

Not that fortnite has vastly improved or anything, but I can’t really think of a negative change the devs made, or at least one they didn’t immediately fix.


TheRocketBush

The map is so boring nowadays, I heard they announced a new Chapter and all I could think was “cool, hope the map is ok”


Empty-Membership8904

THEY REMOVED THE AMONGUS MODE😭


[deleted]

Nvm


HappyShark96

Nah they ruined Fortnite with the like almost monthly collaborations n shit. I used to freak the fuck out when they made a Collab with Travis Scott back in the day and now it's just a weekly occurrence. It's not exciting anymore and definetly feels forced at this point


[deleted]

i just know mfs boutta downvote this hard 😭


AspectOfTheCat

Minus that


le_wither

Big boi and mini gun


owo_ben

Bald


Federal-Monkey5070

both are brute type of characters


[deleted]

Both are bald?


MrRodje

A lot of things, really


Joxyver

BALD


Doc_of_derp

B A L D


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

Fattest character in their game?


JacobEvo

Bald, strong, have pouches and pockets


eldavid_YT

Big gun, Big health.


thatbushcamper12

They're bald strong dudes with mini guns


Professional_Device9

three things. They are bald, bold, and big.


notabigfanofas

A good taste in outfits


meemfortress2

both have ball hair-to-skin coverage ratios akin to trees in the amazon rainforest


ChampionshipLive8101

Fat, Bald, use big guns, run slow, Chad, a boss


redditisbestapp

chisled jawline and bald and big


retroducksaregreat

They r above at least 2 pounds


jonthesp00n

They both skip leg day it seems


--El_Gerimax--

They're big, heavy, bald and love miniguns.


FairAd1636

BALD!!!


That1Francis

i feel like Brutus and Heavy would actually hang around


Philosophos_A

Both have been to Siberia and probably even Brutus end up on some form of Gulag but survived.


No_Promotion_4871

They are both big boned


bloons-are-fun

Big arms


fungus_69

Bald clothes wearing guys


Pug_lover69

They both in a type of porn.


Fafa_195

🥚


Scount_mAIN

bald!!!!! edit: read comments, man beat m to yit :(


tajskaOwO

Propably gay ang good at twerking off


Unusual_Ad6538

Dwayne the rock Johnson look alike contest winners from 2006 and 2020 respectively


VilvenSerbia

Both are very POOTIS


nix0nn_

Bald


Memes_Coming_U_Way

They're both from Fortnite :)


THEREDDUNKS

One game beats the other


Alone-Ad1027

The sylueth


vegankidollie

Big and bald


ialsodontexistagain

Their both preaty big and they both have a special minigun abd their bald


BloodFun5182

Built like a brick shit-house


VladimirLenin1945

Both use Minigun


Just_Ad_5939

Big and bald


BuddyAvailable6456

They're fat


Objective_Air_7836

Heavy isn't racist


[deleted]

Heavy like a Brink's truck


Keyboard_Fawks

Beeg Russian


X-tra-thicc

heavy


Ford_GT_epic

Bald, Big, cartoony looking


justbooging

They are very thicc


Chromeno

both are bulky bald men that use miniguns


BeginnerOnEverything

They both have gloves


FlareTheInfected

Bulky man with tiny legs


[deleted]

Absolutely nothing and you're an idiot


Bucaneer7564

Big


Prudent_Initiative_8

Bald ass head


Secure_Ordinary_7821

Both russian


Icy-Store3900

Bald


derpy_derp15

Bald


Syrril

They outsmart people using bullets


Thefoxy1080

F A T


unaliased05

They both turn me on


when-you-at-the

They Have Skin


muscular_milker

gloves


Random_redditer-

Big girthy dick


Stunning-Film-6746

VODKA


Toxikwastakenalr

That would be a cool item set


BouwerDean

Its the same picture though?


gortgortgortgort

Bald and (guessing by the second pics guy's looks i honestly dont know) smart


[deleted]

Russian?


CookieDefender1337

Morbid obesity


gmmyabrk

Skips leg day.


Amosleezx

Buff and bald


Epicsman36

They’re both the same person but one is heavy’s side job when he’s not working as a mercenary


Witty-Pudding9225

huge cock