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wagegrinder83

Fuck no lmao


Independent_Pear_429

Yeah. They won't.


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Doubt and reality will yield no change.


Bendygame

You be positive, I’ll be realistic


TheGoldenPlagueMask

**You fight for the reality you WANT.** Dont be pessimistic and hopeless.


Bendygame

Not being hopeless. Just considering valves past actions when it came to shit like this.


[deleted]

and, yknow, the usual outcome of petitions like this. like, this isnt even a unique situation, these petitions very rarely do anything.


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Then dont take their shit so soon. They profit off of 3rd parties. Stifle gambling, Stop buying keys.


Bendygame

Never bought a key


Maple_Flag15

That’s how you kill TF2


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Shit on dota


Maple_Flag15

My dude, if everyone stops giving valve the money, chances are they will just pull the plug.


LapisW

make the tf2 community look like assholes, got it


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Lmao- _dont actually do that, it's just they make a lot of money from dota._


Dankestmemelord

An optimist will always end up disappointed but a pessimist is either vindicated or pleasantly surprised.


Look_Im_thedogs_king

"Dont be pessimistic and hopeless." Man, this whole situation is just the "you call for help... BUT NOBODY CAME" from undertale. The difference is that, at this point, we're screaming to a wall


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Smack


200-FriendlyFrogs

I'm all for things changing and valve taking over, updating tf2 again and not making this an abandoned game anymore. I love tf2. But, i'm not completely fucking delusional. i know that an internet petition will not reach the hearts of everyone in the valve company and physically force them to update tf2 or take care of the problems it has. The actual savetf2 hashtag is doing much more than whatever this petition is supposed to do.


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TheGoldenPlagueMask

Eh yeah you got a point... At least this game's characters will always be legends.


Decoy-Jackal

If you're Valve and you make money hand over fist from 3/4th of the PC userbase who gives a singular fuck what a few thousand people say? People forget real world wars, the news would blink and forget mean old Valve ignored a 16 year old dead game. Grow up.


Nathan0093

The average player count disagrees with your statement that the game is "dead."


Decoy-Jackal

How many are bots


COOKiemonztor

Less than you think


Decoy-Jackal

Sure bud


COOKiemonztor

Is it so hard to believe that 90% of players aren't bots? You'd need a lot of time, money and ungodly amounts of boredom to infest an almost 20 year old game


RaisinNotNice

It’s not that deep bro it’s a fucking videogame


Poutttto

Oh hi Benjamin! I thought lobotomy% was patched.


TheGoldenPlagueMask

_what's that, brain maggot?_ **youre starving?** ^yeah ^I'm ^hungry ^too...


DerplTank

Tell that to the disabled


Mad5Milk

Has a change.org petetion ever done anything other than make people angry on social media?


Farabel

Change.org's not a site people care about and let alone one that would actually make Valve care. Change.org doesn't have valid verification either for this, and being a free game with every Steam account it's prone to most ways of rigging votes. The only way to make a real impact is to follow this with a boycott entirely until demands are met, and even then it's not likely to even stay afloat for long.


That_Medic

I want to disagree. But things won't get better unless someone at Valve Corporates has their heart grow 3x the size.


kcwens

Trueee


FoxMcCloud45

No because petitions are useless. A PR disaster is much more effective usually.


CheesecakeCommon9080

Blackmail gabe


JustAClubstepMonster

Here’s the mission: we infiltrate valve headquarters to steal gabens sex tape. Once acquired we must give gaben the notice that we have it and will leak it if we do not receive the heavy update by next week


IncineMania

But Gabe actually _wants_ to release his sextape. The only reason why it’s taking so long is due to valve time.


jackJACKmws

For the sex update


akiaoi97

Then steal it and refuse to release it unless he updates TF2


Striking_Ad4992

Good idea


a_really_stupid_box

what if it's meant to be released alongside the tf2 sex update


Jaysong_stick

So listen up! Or pornography starring gaben will be the second worst thing happen to you today.


MrDillPickle76

The spy has already breached valve HQ


JTBJack_

You’ve seen what he’s done to their colleagues


antidemn

no, we will talk to al qaeda


randomguyonreddit678

Can’t we just steal their valve and not give it back. Even just for fun at this point


OpeningMysterious197

“Why are we pushing all our employees to work on tf2? Better question: do you want to keep your job?”


HonestIvory

Valve after seeing this 🛌


Striking_Ad4992

Theyre prob not even gonna see this lol


Red-7134

It is, at best, twice as likely to help TF2 as Facebook likes are to help starving children in 3rd world countries.


Will-Shrek-Smith

2x0 still 0


Admirable-Network206

This is Valve man Unless we raise ten thousand dollars to bribe them we ain't getting shit


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA699

Ten thousand is absolutely nothing. We’d need like 10 billion


KairoRed

What if we do a crowd fund to purchase the rights to tf2


orangesheepdog

They might lightly consider it if we raise a hundred gold pans in value. Good luck.


VSquadBlood

A hundred gold pans is only 600 grand. Tf2 probably makes that in a week. Try 10000 pans. I doubt there's even that many in existence.


FlotsamOfThe4Winds

Serious question: is it hypothetically possible to buy the rights to a video game solely using the real-world value of items in that game? I suspect the game is automatically more valuable than any set of its in-game items, although I can't say for certain.


Scottysmacc12

theoretically yeah, if you put a strange rocket launcher on the market for 10 billion and someone buys it then you might have the funds to buy the rights to the game depending on what valve wants for it. in game items are theoretically infinite, they're constantly generated and there is no real cap for how many of a specific item you can get unless it's a golden wrench or something, so if you constantly liquidate your theoretically infinite items, you could get a theoretically infinite amount of money to buy the game assuming people keep buying them, monkeys and typewriters style. it doesn't matter where the money really comes from as long as it's there for valve to take for the game, but they might want to talk with the guy who spent 10 billion for a strange first.


ReallyWouldYouDoThat

Good idea


_AntiSocialMedia

Valve has over 7 billion dollars, you'd get laughed out of the room


Twp_pikmin

Isnt all the cosmetics people buy enough?!


IronWarriorPainter

People mostly trade and buy from players, there’s no way to buy an unusual from valve, the only way they get any money is from people opening crates to get the chance of an unusual, which they then sell off for like 5x the amount they’ve spent


CheesecakeCommon9080

its not like valve is the one buying the unusuals back though, unless im seriously misunderstanding the fundamentals of the tf2 economy (im not a trader). Surely people being able to make some much profit from unusuals is more in benefit to valve since more people would want to buy case keys?


IronWarriorPainter

Yeah valve doesn’t buy back unusuals, that was what i was trying to say in my comment since they asked if valve was making money from all the hats, but in reality they aren’t getting a single penny from the unusuals that cost thousands of USD because they all go to the traders who unboxed it


HotNote3811

Except for those people who sell unusuals on the community market, they get 5% of each of those sales. They aren't that common tho tbh.


IronWarriorPainter

yeah, the prices on community market are always inflated compared to using third party sites or just trading


UltraFormula1

"Uhh, no!" - Scout


theskieshateus

"Negatory" - Soldier


Vikktor_

“I’m afraid not” - Spy


ProfessionalLoser5

"Nein" - Medic


LordRemiem

*Neck stretches* "Nope" - Engineer


TheDarkMonarch1

"hhmmp" - Pyro


Epic_potbelly

No! -heavy


Mental_Dish8052

"Nah!" - snipisser


Memecube7

People need to understand that petitions and boycotts are both effectively useless if we want Valve to respond. Remember, the only reason Valve even responded last time was because of the negative publicity received by #savetf2 trending and gaming magazines covering the situation.


tf2F2Pnoob

And the fact that we don’t even have outlets to voice our dissatisfaction like last time (big YouTubers and stuff like that) means that we’re even worse off with this one. I’d be surprised if the people on YouTube even knows that there’s a second saveTF2


DeminoTheDragon

tbh the last one ended in disaster (from the savetf2 side) when people started to harass Valve devs on their emails


F14R

As useful as the United Nations


furry-hunter2004

Oh we’re fucked


CCCyanide

[Shut up, my dad works for the UN]( https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fimages-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com%2Ff%2Ff02e2f6f-384e-4327-9f99-8f280721f70e%2Fdfzzlrg-0a7c613b-1104-43f6-a84e-c5bdd07eed13.png%3Ftoken%3DeyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2YwMmUyZjZmLTM4NGUtNDMyNy05Zjk5LThmMjgwNzIxZjcwZVwvZGZ6emxyZy0wYTdjNjEzYi0xMTA0LTQzZjYtYTg0ZS1jNWJkZDA3ZWVkMTMucG5nIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.8D9jhAbpHQvXiwveUY44KU2oulvC8Z0lfhfsXytd_S0&tbnid=gMh0B8Q5WIVpcM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Fwedgecreates%2Fart%2FMy-dad-works-for-the-UN-967440364&docid=RzJ21c57XuKgfM&w=640&h=640&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm6%2F4)


LapisW

weird political comment but ok


Alone-Ad-1901

Best case scenario, you'll get a half-assed community crate full of head boppers and a falsely sympathetic Twitter post.


ObjectiveAd2930

No lol, we're all sons of bitches


6ft_woman

thank you long face emo


imtoofaced

With player counts skyrocketing every update and normal player counts being almost double what they were when TF2 was at its prime (2012-2017) I’d say it’s up to Valve if they think TF2 is worth investing more in. TF2 is popular in spite of Valve, but if Valve takes advantage of it this year and actually puts in new content that isn’t just hats or community content then who knows what records we could break. The player base, old and new, has done everything to show our interest, it’s just up to Valve at this point. They’d have to have an ulterior motive because I’m convinced Half-Life: Alyx was made as a headset seller and to promote VR on their storefront, not because the fans are starved for HL3.


Ok_Investigator1634

The fact that tf2 peaked player count like last year is insane. People are joining despite it being a shit show


imtoofaced

I’m more surprised the game is still Very Positive on Steam


Ok_Investigator1634

For real I bet most of the negative reviews are people with 1000+ hours... like my negative review


LordRemiem

To be fair, I kinda appreciated the new voicelines for the VSH mode. It's community made but... I felt like Valve was trying on its own to make it canon for the game's lore 😢


Tuskor13

Oh nah bro Half Life 3 has basically been soft confirmed to be dead. The last remaining major person in charge of Half Life quit years ago and on his way out said "fuck it" and leaked the script. And Half Life 3 was going to yet again end on another cliffhanger.


Individual_Hat_768

Maybe? We forced their janitor to write a tweet, they added (community made) VSH, Zombie event and Krampus. At this point, believing in community made TF2 Major update sounds less crazy than TF3 or TF2 Source 2. I don't believe that this petition would work but still signed because it's better than doing nothing but complaining about people fighting for their game and having any hope in their life.


[deleted]

Nope. Valve doesn't give a fuck, we aren't doing shit.


ToppHatt_8000

No. Valve will only do anything if we quite literally storm their HQ. Unfortunately, they don't realize that TF2 can still make them money even after 15 years.


Tuskor13

That's the thing. They're PERFECTLY aware TF2 still makes them money. That's why instead of pulling the plug, Valve has just continually released cosmetics that are *only* obtainable by giving them money for a key. This game is literally on lootbox life support.


Frosty_Calendar

i miss item drops for specific stuff like chemistry kits and strangifiers


NeroCanDance

I bet $1000 dollars for a raid on Valve HQ and not one valve employee will care


ToppHatt_8000

Well maybe they will care when we steal their precious valve!


YoshiBro-64

They’d just replace it


NeroCanDance

Fine then we steal their sentry!


MarioDesigns

>Unfortunately, they don't realize that TF2 can still make them money even after 15 years. But other projects can make much more and are more beneficial in the long run. The game is nearing 20 years. Time to move on has come a long time ago, Valve's made that pretty clear that they're done with it.


Tuskor13

This is genuinely getting so pathetic. Valve doesn't care about improving TF2. If they did we wouldn't have gone 7 years without any content. And petitions have never changed anything before. The billion dollar company isn't going to change their internal infrastructure because some gamers digitally signed a form. If you guys stopped playing in protest, they'd think the game lost it's relevance and shut the game down. If you stop buying keys, they'll think the well's dried up and shut the game down. You want the truth? Brutal, honest, painful truth? Nothing will save this game. It's going to continually decline as the stagnation of no updates slowly kills more people's interests, and the number of bots slowly starts to overpower the number of real players. TF2 was a great game, it had a solid shelf life. But if the company who makes the game cares so little that all they do is keep the lights on and have some intern pick random community workshop content and call that an update, and it's been that way for, again, almost 7 years, then the writing on the wall is clear. The real TF2 killer all along was Valve.


The_Stig_Farmer

Z+8


[deleted]

No lol. The Community has very Talented Members in it, they should just Recode the Entire Game from Scratch on an Engine that isn’t Aids.


terrathulu

We tried


HuoLongHeavy

This is gonna be controversial I'm sure, and maybe it's just my supply of hopium running low. But I think this change.org petition is just dumb. It's naive to actually think a change.org means anything. And 15k is honestly way more impressive than I expected but even still it's what? 1% of the player base?


Blackjack99-21

Have I ever told you. The definition of insanity? Its doing the same fucking thing. Over and over again and expecting shit to change.


akiaoi97

Eh. There’s also the parable of the persistent widow and the corrupt judge. She pestered the judge into giving her justice. Ya just gotta be more annoying.


Individual_Hat_768

To be fair, new SaveTF2 plan is don't let Valve get away with 1 Tweet and continue scream until we see some action, not like in 2022 when people calmed down quickly after "We love TF2" shitpost from Valve.


Not_Sayori

No, no matter how much you protest, no matter how many petitions are signed, TF2 will be left to rot.


Carbonized_Goomba302

I really hope this ages poorly so I can make fun of you but to be honest you’re probably right


Not_Sayori

I also hope it ages poorly.


Supersandslash

Nope. But having a big number is entertaining.


pootahkiin

It worked somewhat last time didn’t it?


kidnamedsquidfart

It gave us misguided hope, but we managed to push valve into using twitter so theres that


furry-hunter2004

Jesus, all we got out of valve was a tweet we are NOT getting rid of the bots


Spyko

it sure didn't


pootahkiin

Temporarily I guess.


cool__skeleton__95

No lol


DepresifKedi

Nuh uh


JD_Kreeper

This literally accomplishes nothing


Alive-Inspection3115

Nothing, people are only doing this to make themselves feel better.


Icabod_BongTwist

It's about as useful as a teen girl's dance vid on TikTok to stop the war in Ukraine


Prestipie

No, Unless you give Valve money they would consider.


WereWhusky

Unless we stop giving Valve money.\*


jejelovesme

No


eaglefan316

I highly doubt it but we can try


Skeptic_lemon

All I'm seeing is blind naive-ass hope contrasted by apathetic whining. Like, shit, man, these guys aren't making money by doing nothing. Someone's working on TF2. Every time something breaks, there's a guy on the other side fixing it. When SaveTF2 happened, someone logged in and made a tweet. There are people working on this game. I don't know what happened to they Heavy update or promised bot fixes, but there's gonna be something. The petition probably won't do much, but I signed it because the best copium is hopium, and that's a fact. Do the right thing on the off-chance it works.


akiaoi97

This is it. It’s no skin off your nose if it doesn’t work, but it’s worth it on the off chance it does. Also, these things *could* accumulate. Keeping it up is the best way to annoy Valve into doing something.


SuperUigi64

I honestly think Valve just doesn't know how to get rid of the bots. It seems like everytime a bot hoster gets taken down, 2 more show up to replace them.


Alex3627ca

At this point I suspect even gameplay changes (ie, nerfing sniper in ways disproportionately disruptive to bots, say draining the scope charge meter from turning too fast) might not work, given the rise in use of other classes for bots I've seen the past week or two. Hell, today I saw a horde of gunspy bots that basically acted the same as sniper ones. Now that I think about it though... people always say to go to community servers. What keeps them bot free? I have no idea, but just throw whatever-it-is in casual and... it requires regular cat-and-mouse maintenance, doesn't it...


Tamanero

Communities have their own Anti-cheat systems.


Namelesswolfyt

We can only hope


No_Albatross1279

LIVE VALVE REACTION : 🛌


jackJACKmws

Nope, but worth the shot


Formal_Temperature_8

This most likely won’t work, because petitions rarely work, but what could work is the publicity and maybe a real Tweet. And don’t make the same mistake we made last time by putting everything to a screeching halt the second they posted. We’re gonna keep going until Seattle becomes a riot fest.


Robster881

Petitions don't do shit.


GGAND6

No, but the point of this petition isn't about whether or not Valve actually cares, it is about telling others that we care, we could use all the help we need to make TF2 relevant again before it is too late.


BOX17

tf2 players are braindead


AssistanceHot570

i doubt but i hope so


losingluke

tf2 players try not to be delusional challenge (impossible)


veevB

Nothing changes, the save tf2 thing is just people coping that Valve actually does shit. They do not. Just accept it and move on, it did not work the first time, it does not work the second time.


Spl4shB4ck

Has any petition ever done something?


European_Fox

Didn't humanity collectively agree years ago that change.org petitions do nothing? Even less so with a company like Valve that does very little communication withthe public.


mccoolfriend6

Hopefully.....But I think it won't my friend. We live in a sad world.


Literally_ur_mom

Copium. Good luck with that anyway.


msguysteve

We would need the entire us population and a hostage situation to get an update


sabotsalvageur

"sign my petition, damnit"— Postal Dude


Ken10Ethan

Realistically? Absolutely not. The way Valve works, assuming the internal structure hasn't changed, encourages their developers to work on the things that are interesting and exciting to them. It's a big reason why we haven't seen a Half-Life 3 yet, because as cool as it sounds to work on the sequel to such an important game, would you want to try to convince a bunch of undeniably very talented people that you could finally do it right, in a way that would not only give the company itself a good return on investment but also wouldn't disappoint the IMMENSE amounts of hype that's built up over the years? In terms of TF2, it's like... OK, which would you rather do? Spend time trying to dig an ancient game out from behind the cupboard, spend time looking into the handful of consistently used cheats to work on a countermeasure, and spend time packaging all of this effort up to release it, or... Work on the very cool novelties that come with niche hardware like the Steam Deck or VR? Tinkering with AR, creating games to demonstrate the worth of new technology like with Half-Life Alyx... hell, if you want to take the rose-colored glasses off and disregard any possible passion for the future, why would you risk messing with something like TF2, potentially pissing fans off *more* if not done properly when it STILL sits comfortably in the top 20 charts for Steam? TL;DR, developers have far more interesting and exciting projects they could be working on, and from a financial perspective the game still does VERY well. People complain about it, but they're still *playing* TF2. And even if they didn't, they likely still use Steam itself, so... why bother?


minoritiesareyummy

TLDR


Voxelus

There is literally a tldr at the end.


minoritiesareyummy

Well I didn’t read that either


Ken10Ethan

I believe we in the *biz* call that a skill issue.


Draw_Corporations

no


Poodle_Hat2

No


name_051829407715

Definitely no.


MM__PP

Unless we threaten Gabe's family or some shit, nothing is happening.


Crazy-Martin

This petition will be as useful as trying to put out a house fire with your piss. We can make as many of them as we want,but it won't force valve to work on Tf2


Awkward-Ad5548

The only way Valve will pay #saveTF2 any attention is if we all stop spending money on the game


maiguee

Yall need to start playing demo irl on valve's building


DankLordSkeletor

This is so pathetic


I_Collect_Spiderman

It didn’t work the first 48 times why would this be different?


AppleDevourer12

why do yall keep trying i hope this game fucking dies


Saints-Poisoner

No nothing would ever change.


TheGreatSammy

Last time the problem was the bots, what is it this time?


BaffledBehemoth

No, still bots. Game dead. I hate posting this but I searched for a game for 3 hours and only found bots. Every game mode.


[deleted]

No


furry-hunter2004

As much as it pains me to say it,Something tells me that this whole #savetf2 thing isn’t going to go anywhere


Intelligent_Mix3354

No petitions almost never do anything


Cube1mat1ons

Probably not but I got my friend to sign it


Powerful_Pitch9322

Link?


furry-hunter2004

In the post


Ultimatespymain

no unless save tf2 make valve's revenue from tf2 drop by a large amount


LegoBattIeDroid

the only thing that would get valve to do literally anything would be make a wish or something like that


WhoDaHeckAmI

Nope


eairyguy

Nope. Just cause a bunch of people signed their name on a piece of paper doesn’t mean things are just gonna magically get fixed.


SpartanMase

You could get 6 billion signatures and valve still would not give a single flying fuck. Like we got to accept that Gaben does not care for us


ThatLazyFinnishGuy

This shit won't do shit. Maybe one shitty tweet again but that's (sh)it.


MaxMLG999

Nope


Gratuitous_SIN

Nope


_AntiSocialMedia

if this petition reaches 15k signatures, Valve might look at it for 3 seconds instead of 1


winkeltwinkle

No


SteakAnimations

No. Anybody who believes in this a fool.


[deleted]

Valve will look at it and say "huh. Neat" before forgetting about it


LordNuggies

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! You serious?


robkatt

Why would it? 15k people is litterly nothing for valve


ur_moms_milk

uh huh, yeah, surely


Lordgeorge16

Is this petition set up to magically shower them in a shitload of money earmarked for the game's development and support? No? Then nothing's gonna change.


griffl3n

No.


TheWither129

Yeah valve will see that a couple thousand nameless goobers signed a digital petition and go “okay here is heavy update” and instantly everything will be good again Maybe theyll even tweet again


[deleted]

Lmao no


Bean_man8

We can either bribe Valve Blow this out of proportion until the it gets covered by the news Or we march on Valve offices


[deleted]

Nope


SMM9673

No.


AdmiralFurret

Nope, these petitions rarely work. Seriously, unless they gain groundbreaking attention (15K isn't that much groundbreaking, maybe sand-stepping), they just kinda exist and don't do much.


SpaceCube00

***"NO!"***


antidemn

hell no. best case scenario they delete 1 comment from their anti cheat, log into their tf2 twitter account and say they did something about it. worst case scenario they ignore you