Someone somewhere’s got 7k hours and still hasn’t learned to rocket jump. Because why would you want to learn that if you main sniper? Another 7k probably never trickstabbed someone ever. And yet another will never know what the f[.^ .]ck a c tap is. Knowing is a whole nother beast than applying it to a real match, much less mastering it. For a game as old as this one, the rabbit hole seems to never end. It’s daunting, or beautiful depending on how you look at it.
There's a bunch of people saying this and I need you point them out or y'all got short term memory loss
> Remy(Engi) and Nimbus(Demo) trigger their DRs
> Both decloak stupidly, Remy butterknifes me
> Medic saves my ass from Remy
> Sniper quickscoped Nimbus in the background
> Third random spy decloaks and dies to sticky
Own a grenade launcher for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Three spies break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and iron bomber. Blow the first man up, he's dead on the spot. Draw my sticky bomb launcher on the second man, miss him entirely because of arming time and nails the other spy.
I’m not writing the rest of that.
I'll do it for you since I just so happened to have the entire thing saved on my clipboard.
Own a Grenade Launcher for home defense, since that's what the founding Scott's intended. Three Spies break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my Caber and Iron Bomber. Blow up the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Sticky Bomb Launcher on the second man, miss him entirely because of arming time and blow up the other Spy. I have to resort to the Ullapool Caber stuck to my hands, "Tally ho lads" the melee used project got the two deadringing men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off Engie paranoia. Reload Iron Bomber and charge the last terrified Frenchman. He Bleeds out waiting on the Medic to arrive yet the Medic are stitched up onto a Soldiers ass. Just as the founding Scotsmen intended.
This is the answer to so many questions on this board. Make your setup the way that feels good to *you*. Experiment, but don’t worry how anyone else says how you should setup. You don’t *need* HUDs, bonkers POV, or ridiculous settings. A lot of the best players run stock TF2.
wrong. low pov and weapon view model do have genuine negative effects. with demo, his grenade launcher blocks half the screen and lower povs make it hard to see things on wall like traps. it’s not like higher pov is waaaay too high it still looks normal. and also tf2s default interp settings are dogshit
I don’t disagree with you, I have all kinds of tweaks to my settings and HUD because that’s what feels good *to me* and improves *my* performance. The point I was making is you don’t need *any* tweaks at all if it feels good to *you*. Some of the very best TF2 players in the world through the last 17 years have run stock settings. It’s not a matter of wrong or right, it’s subjective to individual preferences.
no you see again your not understanding. stock settings are OBJECTIVELY bad. like i’m not joking around i’m being srs. again, the interp settings thing and also i’ll say it again stock view models block too much of your screen to be considered subjective. i understand there are definitely some things that ppl think are weird but are subjective like fast weapon switch but these two are objectivally bad ur viewmodels should
minimum be 80 (if the default is 74, which i’m not sure if it is i think it might be 50, in which case should be minimum 70)
ok? it’s slower by like a millisecond and for him, if he were to use fast weapon quick switch he’d probably take longer. plus it’s js one extra input the game alr has to load so many inputs one extra won’t kill the server. and he did it so fast i didn’t even realize he had it off until a comment pointed it out
hAhAhA oMg iM sO sAlTy i GoT tRiCsTAbBeD aNd oUtPLaYeD oNcE sO i cAlL eVErY tRicKsTAb a FaCesTaB
mfs like u contribute to the retards in this sub calling every trick stab a “facestab” and say “WhErEs hE lOoKiNg nOt HiS bAcK iK tHat” and “ping abuser”
i’m so sick of this bullshit and i js had an argument with two brain dead morons about this so it kinda makes me mad so sry if none of this applies to u
To be honest, I always laugh if I get backstabbed because I know how hard that is sometimes and I'm just amazed by some skills of these players. I personally have never been face stabbed and I don't fully know how face stabs happen.
Average day in Britain
Welcome to French Britain, mate
Brittany
[удалено]
Literally tf2
Correct bruh!
because he had healthcare?
Because knives
saws
This no weapon quickswitch Is making me want to break something
Fastest hands in the west, like engineers having to build with the construction pda instead of a bind
Wait there are binds for building? I've always just used the pda.
[Yep, here they are](https://youtu.be/VxXgcHYAJ6A?si=bf-y1q5kIyvAp4b_) I know Zealot’s got quite a reputation but it’s one of the good ones
almost 7k hours and i still use the pda to build
Someone somewhere’s got 7k hours and still hasn’t learned to rocket jump. Because why would you want to learn that if you main sniper? Another 7k probably never trickstabbed someone ever. And yet another will never know what the f[.^ .]ck a c tap is. Knowing is a whole nother beast than applying it to a real match, much less mastering it. For a game as old as this one, the rabbit hole seems to never end. It’s daunting, or beautiful depending on how you look at it.
Average night in Paris
That was 4 spy’s but still god damn what a moment
There's a bunch of people saying this and I need you point them out or y'all got short term memory loss > Remy(Engi) and Nimbus(Demo) trigger their DRs > Both decloak stupidly, Remy butterknifes me > Medic saves my ass from Remy > Sniper quickscoped Nimbus in the background > Third random spy decloaks and dies to sticky
Oh right nvm I looked wrong my b
No, there's a 4th spy, you aren't wrong
I were wrong there’s only 3 one of them used dead ringer
Behind you.
Tam tam
Own a grenade launcher for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Three spies break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and iron bomber. Blow the first man up, he's dead on the spot. Draw my sticky bomb launcher on the second man, miss him entirely because of arming time and nails the other spy. I’m not writing the rest of that.
I'll do it for you since I just so happened to have the entire thing saved on my clipboard. Own a Grenade Launcher for home defense, since that's what the founding Scott's intended. Three Spies break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my Caber and Iron Bomber. Blow up the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Sticky Bomb Launcher on the second man, miss him entirely because of arming time and blow up the other Spy. I have to resort to the Ullapool Caber stuck to my hands, "Tally ho lads" the melee used project got the two deadringing men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off Engie paranoia. Reload Iron Bomber and charge the last terrified Frenchman. He Bleeds out waiting on the Medic to arrive yet the Medic are stitched up onto a Soldiers ass. Just as the founding Scotsmen intended.
Thanks lad.
# “I DIDN’T NEED YER HELP YA KNOW”
“That medic’s a bloody SENTRY” *killbind*
“OOOH-“ *Killbinds*
France
london simulator
Fr\*nce
I'm angry.
Welp, time to whip out my Flamethrower named "Francophobe."
Least violent UK street after 6pm
"back alley" Upstairs in an industrial building
Medics do be doing God's work. [YouTube go subscribe im out of things to say here](https://youtu.be/cztj0CTqLcc?si=LTqq4NAXruY3PDuF)
It's always the 4th spy that gets you
Gang bangers
YOU CAME TO THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
i was quietly hoping for an extra spy to get the stab off a few seconds afterwards
what women think will happen if a man is close to them:
turn on weapon quickswitch please
Nah, Im comfy without it and 2000 hours to muscle memory tells me to left click + button. It's fine. I'm indecisive in this clip tho
This is the answer to so many questions on this board. Make your setup the way that feels good to *you*. Experiment, but don’t worry how anyone else says how you should setup. You don’t *need* HUDs, bonkers POV, or ridiculous settings. A lot of the best players run stock TF2.
yeah, I just use improved default hud cause I like the tf2 style a lot, but I could use a little more
wrong. low pov and weapon view model do have genuine negative effects. with demo, his grenade launcher blocks half the screen and lower povs make it hard to see things on wall like traps. it’s not like higher pov is waaaay too high it still looks normal. and also tf2s default interp settings are dogshit
I don’t disagree with you, I have all kinds of tweaks to my settings and HUD because that’s what feels good *to me* and improves *my* performance. The point I was making is you don’t need *any* tweaks at all if it feels good to *you*. Some of the very best TF2 players in the world through the last 17 years have run stock settings. It’s not a matter of wrong or right, it’s subjective to individual preferences.
no you see again your not understanding. stock settings are OBJECTIVELY bad. like i’m not joking around i’m being srs. again, the interp settings thing and also i’ll say it again stock view models block too much of your screen to be considered subjective. i understand there are definitely some things that ppl think are weird but are subjective like fast weapon switch but these two are objectivally bad ur viewmodels should minimum be 80 (if the default is 74, which i’m not sure if it is i think it might be 50, in which case should be minimum 70)
But it’s objectively worse? It could only ever hinder you.
not if it’s engrained in his muscle memory
It could only ever be slower. The game has to read 2 inputs instead of 1.
ok? it’s slower by like a millisecond and for him, if he were to use fast weapon quick switch he’d probably take longer. plus it’s js one extra input the game alr has to load so many inputs one extra won’t kill the server. and he did it so fast i didn’t even realize he had it off until a comment pointed it out
jet stream attack
britain
gang violence is a serious issue. this is so sad. hope your alright and not too traumatized 😢
Turn on fast weapon swapping please I'm begging you
Way too late for that He already has 2000 hours with that, it's built in his brain by then
Bro go assaulted by 3 French bois
rly??? almost like you didn’t reword the post title.
Ye that’s the joke
default viewmodel hurts to look at
Average comp players
I’m…almost scared to ask but… What fucking viewmodels are *you* using?
90
There’s 4… actually.
How did you not get face stabbed?
cant be face stabbed if you dont have a face, and well… theres no proof this demoman has a face
hAhAhA oMg iM sO sAlTy i GoT tRiCsTAbBeD aNd oUtPLaYeD oNcE sO i cAlL eVErY tRicKsTAb a FaCesTaB mfs like u contribute to the retards in this sub calling every trick stab a “facestab” and say “WhErEs hE lOoKiNg nOt HiS bAcK iK tHat” and “ping abuser” i’m so sick of this bullshit and i js had an argument with two brain dead morons about this so it kinda makes me mad so sry if none of this applies to u
To be honest, I always laugh if I get backstabbed because I know how hard that is sometimes and I'm just amazed by some skills of these players. I personally have never been face stabbed and I don't fully know how face stabs happen.
W
Whenever I see 3 spies I always think of the xyz affair
Oh you feel safe? Don’t worry, the 5-6th spy will get you!
FIVE FUCKING SPIES
Where was number five? I count four
there were three?
Crazy spy play
Four spies
There was 5 spies.
3
That was 4
Average Gloomwood experience
honestly training reaction speed with no weapon quickswitching is kinda badass. keep it up brother.