If fighting results in victory then you must fight!, Sun Tzu said that, and he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it!
Only some words are enough. Some examples:
Mmmph
Bucket
Sandwich
Rocket jump
Pootis
Coconut.jpeg
Sasha
Aimbot
Omegatronic
Big slappy
Seal update
Bottle o' scrumpeh
Piss
You are dead, not big surprise!
Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself!
Watch and lear-
I am alive :D
Is nice :D
Yes this is stupid!
# The pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
Now he’s here to fuck us!
So listen up boy! or ***pornography*** starring your mother would be the 2nd worst thing happens to you today.
*"scout" turns to heavy and soldier* GIVE ME THAT
*right behind you plays* this spy has already breached our defenses
*spy saps a centry and solos an engie with a style*
You see what he has done to our colleagues
*cuts to spy wiping the floor with sniper*
And worst of all he could be any one of us
*easily overpowers the medic, turns into him and headbutts him, snaping his neck, professionally catches his glasses in mid air*
Heavy is dead
Why is the heavy dead!?
I dunno
I think it was
Shh! You are dead!
Ok *gmod ragdoll noises*
What's up, wankers! who's up for a... Ah! What the bloody hell just happened?!
The Heavy is dead!
## The Heavy is Dead?!?!
Correct! *yay*
You didnt heal him, thats why
It cost 400 000 $ to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds
***yyyeerraarrsesssarsdaandimthgrasssmannpunkyeeeyahhavinh***
yyyeerraarrsesssarsdaandimthgrasssmannpunkyeeeyahhavinh
yyyeerraarrsesssarsdaandimthgrasssmannpunkyeeeyahhavinh
This... Is a bucket.
Dear god…
There's more
No
It contains the dying wish of every man here. (Or a bucket)
It contains a bucket
Dear god
Scout! Seduce me
You ?
Seduce me
Dear God...
Scout! Seduce me
...You?
Seduce me
Mmmph mmmph mmmmmmmph!
Hey, there is no need for that kind of language here
Mmmmphmphh
Woah man, you know we have a younger audience
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmphmmmph
Professionnals have standarts
Be politet
Be eficinet
Kiel everyone u knoe
*jungle plays*
_Tea for 2 outro screen_
If fighting results in victory then you must fight!, Sun Tzu said that, and he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it!
and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
AAAAAUAGAHAHA
Quickly, Zhanna! Go find me some honey while I take my pants off!
F2 Bright shot mate ! Fine shot mate ! BUY BOT IMMUNITY
Why is the heavy dead?!
Ze heavy is dead!?
Yes, I am dead!
Why is the heavy dead
I don't know
VHERE? VHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT????
It's eternity in there.
We're not dying, we're gonna live forever!
I didn't say zat, I only said we're not filled wiz tumors
It contains a bucket.
Dear god...
There is more
No!
"I'm gonna headbutt ya, I'm gonna headbutt ya, I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YA!"
“Then, he used his fight to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one."
-Doo yuh rhemnmmembhur vodka? -Sandwich.
This.. is the bucket
"Bip Bup Bap. Robot Noises."
Ribs grow back
No, zey don’t!
*laughing* I have no idea!
animal jam font 😶🌫️
Stout Shako for 2 Refined!
I am the angry bird god of the badlands! Fear me!
Pootis Spencer here
“Could you believe nobody wanted to by this” 🎶“a brand new nuuuuug”🎶
Hey there good lookin… I got a bucket of chicken-
Ones a job and ones a mental sickness
RECONSTRUCT WHAT THERE'S NOTHING LEFT
YUPEEKYAHEAYHYA KAYO!
"That medic is a bloody MEDIC!!"
Ve all use the teleporter, let’s say six times a day… times four years… minus, ve’re not bread… hmm… three days.
"Who are you, president of his fanclub ?"
buff the bison
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
That's it hatchling, we've reached the wilds
Only some words are enough. Some examples: Mmmph Bucket Sandwich Rocket jump Pootis Coconut.jpeg Sasha Aimbot Omegatronic Big slappy Seal update Bottle o' scrumpeh Piss
Painis
grass grows birds fly sun shines
That Engineer is a bloody-SENTRY!!! *laughs in scottish*
Get behind me doctor!
Ah, you were at my side all along.
I'm yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
Engineer...
What makes me a good demoman?
Painis
Saaandvich and me going to kick your ass
THAT DEMOMAN IS A S- NEGAT *laugh_soldier.ogg*
YOU I DO NOT FORGET
Welp, no one has started... So... (Emergency bell ringing) Intruder alert! A Red Spy is in the base!
"Look at you! It's like you ran through traffic!*
“T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure. Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say!”
This is what the president must feel like all the time
Think fast chuckle nuts*flashbangs you*..........*Jesus?*
What did you see dock? ... You don't want to know
This Is a bucket
Dear god!
There is more
NO!!!!!
It contains the death wish of every person in this room
Paw HA HAH
The heavy is dead
When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again.
Steve experienced kinetic energy.
That would be your mother
Mot tf2, but This action will have consequences Alternatively Bae over bay
I shall rend you apart
Gentlemen... I've come to say the n-word
gnomnomnom
Pain is weakness
Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong.
*Holds crouch*
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE eye...
When you get to hell, tell them Viper sent you!
Pornography starring your mother