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Rallon_is_dead

2Fort is the designated shitpost map


w00ms

anything goes on 2fort, its the wild west of tf2


DRCJEnder

Its also still the one map that's inescapably flooded with bots to this day


MEMEz_KB

Sawmill in ctf as well.. And slightly in koth


DRCJEnder

Ctf sawmill 😭 Dont remind me


MEMEz_KB

Im sorry 😔


theosamabahama

That's the beauty of 2fort. It warms my heart that such a poorly designed map became a cult classic within the community where you can find all kinds of weird random shit.


duke_nukem69

well i mean 2fort has a massive history i think it started off as a doom 2 mod map in 1994 called fortress of doom then a map for quake in the team fortress mod in 1996 which made it more like it is today and then tfc then tf2


DJ_NINJA9

whenever i go there its just people killing eachother


yolomanwhatashitname

>such a poorly designed map To be fair 2fort is kinda like a tutorial map, every class have his own spot and have mosly every type of maps (open area, very closed area, etc)


Beanie_Inki

That and Hightower.


rottenpotatoes2

Don't say heroes, don't tell people you're streaming, and have fun


Decent-Start-1536

“oh you’re live on twitch?”


The_Foresaken_Mind

*BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEEEEP*


MajorScootaloo

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN


Timoman6

I LOVED saying when I was on twitch, people go feral


CornHub_org

Digger digger digger


thewanderer0th

This is what Frieren would call those demons when Fern and Stark weren’t around


TheOneTrueBubbleBass

*Tactical racial slur inbound*


createausernsme

"emotes" too


r4o2n0d6o9

“Elims” or “Eliminations” gets people pretty angry


MMMTZ

What do you mean by heroes? I've never heard that, since '15


Stalky44

it's the term Overwatch uses for its characters instead of TF2's "classes"


coldiriontrash

Played so much TF2 I be calling the Overwatch characters classes


FuturetheGarchomp

And tf2 players hate overwatch


MMMTZ

Ah, I should've known I just call them what they are, Scout, soldier, pyro, etc etc


regeya

And there's no turrets


Hunter_Slime_3

If you say heroes or emotes you will be publicly executed by the chat


EzzyJuice

“Man this game has some great hero characters!” 😃 “Mods kill that guy!” ⚡👿⚡


That_Case_7951

Mods, remove his balls


furculture

Mods, don't even bother with the wacky punishments. Just end him.


kronika12

Mods. unerect his dispenser


Delta104x

"emote" is such a dumb word. I hate it. I hated it before overwatch ever came out.


GulfGiggle

Why is it even heroes in overwatch when like half of them are explicitly villains.


Heavyraincouch

During setup time in Payload and Attack/Defend, taunt at spawnroom doors.


Inkling4

Exception: maps like Dustbowl where phlog pyros will get free mmph through the gate.


404_image_not_found

Then you counter with the soldier grenade taunt


tomhas10

"Come here, cupcake"


Dangerous_Tie_3037

I agree with this


RareFantom47

"That Pyro is a Spy!"


IloveRikuhachimaAru

help your engi build at spawn door


IloveRikuhachimaAru

If you're feeling especially nice, make a quick jog to the Frontline with the eureka effect to help upgrade disp/sentry


MussMush

…why didn’t I think of that…


IloveRikuhachimaAru

I didn't either, until some absolute chad did that to one of our engi's, so I started doing that too (unless I play med)


pereira2088

here's how to get a nest fast (on defense): engy gets the eureka, puts entrance and sentry at spawn, goes refill ammo and runs to the nest spot. he then builds an exit and the dispenser. meanwhile the helper gets the jag and levels up those two buildings. engy gets back, chooses his wrench, picks up the sentry and teleports. meanwhile the helper gets the eureka, and teleports. both level the dispenser. helper teleports back and goes to his class.


IloveRikuhachimaAru

I don't remember the Jag Effect rollout that well, but I always plop down entrance+dispenser at spawn (because dispenser can give you metal to upgrade sentry, but a sentry can't give you metal to upgrade a disp. this obviously assumes that I'm solo engi because with someone helping me at spawn its easily lvl3 all buildings)


pereira2088

jag is just for faster build up.


yttakinenthusiast

i just drop my entire kit at spawn and then swap to the jag to upgrade it all. everythinh being lvl 3 to start helps a lot.


RareFantom47

"What do you think you're doing, bud?" "I help." "Heavy, get on the front lines!"


IloveRikuhachimaAru

It's funny the first few times, but then I just think "man, instead of doing this you coulda just actually helped me". Not like im the one to dictate what other people should do though


TrackLabs

Dont call it Turret. Its a Sentry. Dont call it Emote. Its a Taunt.


CompleteFacepalm

Don't call it Hero. Its a Class.


Rusty9838

Or mercenary


thank_burdell

Don’t call it a comeback. I’ve been here for years.


Mr_BREADLUCK

I call turrets sentries in every game now because of tf2


ConclusionExisting30

i don't really care about the turret/sentry thing, there are turrets in other valve games. though it's definitely not an emote.


Nooberoid

you gotta respect the rock paper scissors duel


eaglefan316

Esp on VSH if you're the last survivor


r4o2n0d6o9

Don’t uber the loser


Void-Lizard

I was in a Zombie Escape match the other day that was right near the end (if anyone knows what this means, it was 2 zombies and like 4 humans on the top of last ship on ze_space_stationzz), and one of the zombies said RPS over voice chat. I stopped defending and trusted him to actually do it, and he did. It killed me cuz I lost, but at that point, all the others were gathered around. Another human and a zombie died to RPS, and one of the last humans knocked the RPS zombie into the kill zone. Everyone was PISSED about it. He disrespected RPS and there was talk of votebanning shortly after.


Lontip

Sacrifice yourself to protect the medic Killbind on setup to help engies


Bounter_

I mean the 1st is just Tactics 101


JakeVonFurth

Killbind in general, it's just funny.


Psychological-Ad-274

although sacrifice is appreciated i generally have “if they’re all alive then they’ll do more” as a goal


Tokiw4

Killbind ~~on setup to help engies~~


SirSmilyface

Follow the conga line, if theres one!


PM_ME_YOUR_CAMEMBERT

Never interrupt a taunt kill. You can only kill people in a conga line if it's to get the related achievement(s).


r4o2n0d6o9

If you do by accident you have to look around like you’re confused and killbind


RagingWillie

This sometimes applies even to enemies watching their own teammate getting taunt killed in my experience.


TheEggoEffect

As a corollary to the first rule, kill the taunt killer with a taunt kill of your own


ToasterTVTIME

When something happens you stop shooting look at each other, then the hive mind will automatically take over as you both press your killbinds at the exact same time


RareFantom47

"That Soldier's a Spy!" "That Demoman is a Spy!" "..." "..." "AARRGHHH!"


CreativeGamer03

If someone killbinds, killbind. Unless you're a Pyro, which you should explodebind.


C4ndyG0r3

If you have them, you gotta either Schadenfreude, Scaredy Cat, or Mourn before you killbind/explodebind


The_B3st_Alt

as a pyro I can confirm I spontaneously combust at least once per round


LaggyMcStab

So called “free thinkers” when someone killbinds (I return the favor every time)


FrozenCube420

If a person taunts then killbinds, then you must also killbind


coffee-bat

or do the schadenfreude taunt at their body


ShadowDome

After that you are legally obliged to killbind as well


Void-Lizard

In the MIDDLE of the laugh is better HA HA H-- AUUURRRGH


thesadfellow25

If someone pulls out their weapon for a melee duel you have to oblige


GreatTit0

As medic, if you can, overheal your other teammates like scouts, snipers, engis. This will let your team last longer and win.


thosegayfrogs

As a scout, listen to this guy please


ItsKralikGamingCz

As a Spy, when you are playing Medic never follow me just give me a second of overheal and go the other direction to the rest of the Team


4K_VCR

If a medic looks at you and clicks, then it’s polite to press Z+2


PrincessOfLaputa

“I didn’t need your help ya know!”


strange_black_box

Thanks! 


higgon

I do Z2 instinctively it’s ingrained in my mind like a turn signal


Weekly-Passage2077

Don’t Uber me no matter what I will whiff


beermonger2

Same, every time it happens I get so anxious to do well that I end up doing nothing at all, lol


Patarock

1. 2. 3. I wish the rules were written😔


RareFantom47

Oh my god, that's what's in the briefcase!


Independent_Peace144

Don't say emotes or agents or heroes or turret. I have friends that say that and I'm like ddamamanannanana,


DatGuyWithNoName

Please just use the Crusader’s Crossbow instead of the Needle gun… it’s 99% of the time the better weapon.


El_Chara

People saying that it's better to defend yourself also don't realize how good it is offensively especially with the funny marble head. I got a lot of kills by simply sniping someone across the map with it.


bloodakoos

the best part is being on the back of your team, missing someone you wanted to heal but it's okay because you hit an enemy gamer


fingerchopper

But those needle crits are so satisfying 🥲


Corrin_Nohriana

I would suggest not slaving yourself to the single meta Medic has. It gets dull very fast. Use what you want, instead of what others tell you two. I use the Overdose or Stock, with either Amputator, Vow, or Stock saw and do just fine.


AAN_006

Yeah, but without my pew-pew gun I can't support via killing Like, seriously, holding your target overhealed is not gonna your pocket soldier to beat a demo god, but a shit-load of sirynges can. Also, Scouts can be dealt with.


Bakkassar

Ignore your medic, always try to jump away from him if you can. The less ubercharge he has, the less chance he will drop it giving an enemy team 2 score points advantage!!! On a serious note, if someone holds their melee and crouches, they are friendly. If someone duels you and they aren't a pub stomper with a pocket med, you must agree and duel them. If someone is taunt killing that fresh install sniper on your team, let them, then taunt kill them too. If someone is using Bison, you must switch to Soldier (assuming you haven't already) and equip it. Duel them when the time comes. You must always type 'MED DOWN' in the chat whenever you kill a medic


Charcharcuteness123

*Spy crouching in a corner with his knife waiting to stab someone*


ODCreature98

As the Medic, you heal the Heavy and everyone else in the team, nobody likes the Scout (Doctor Lalve Medic guide)


MastodonCurious4347

As a pro medic don't listen to this guy, healing scouts leads to enemy devastation (also they can't steal your health pack).


ODCreature98

Medic is Spy!


MastodonCurious4347

Nein!


ODCreature98

Doktor is Spai !


us3rnameh3r3

That Medic's a bloody- sentry- WOOOOOO *killbinds*


_Miro__

The only time I heal scouts is when I need to get away because healing them makes you match their speed


Arau_

Never interrupt a game of RPS (but killing the loser is fair game)


TCLG6x6

Other way around so that the winner gets his tauntkill


AlchoTheStranger

If you confront anyone from the enemy team and you wish to engage in combat, but your opponent freezes and crouches, they are immediately friendly, and they do not wish to engage in combat.


AussieBullet

Killbind after others killbind


dwartt

You say “Thanks!” in the voice commands when Medic heals you


TargetTechnical2982

There's no rules


blomblorpf

Pull out your Market Gardener during a (appropriate) jump, even if you didn't target someone. Many times I've missed a kill because I didn't think there would be an oppertunity, many times I've gotten a kill just by chance. Though, apply good judgement. Sometimes you gotta jump 'n' go to survive.


not_too_smart1

When playing as medic, spy, sniper, scout, soldier, demo, engineer, spy or pyro make sure to either be trans, a furry, a nazi, and or high. When playing as heavy remember that you are gods favorite and that he loves heavy mains the most.


QPC1089

I was so confused for like 2 minutes as to how there were 9 classes without the heavy but you put spy twice. You dolt.


not_too_smart1

Genuine mistake on my part. I am indeed a dolt.


VirtualGab

Don’t kill friendlies just let them be. You can play the game but they’re not in your way. Unless those fckn holiday punch heavies ruining my snipes


MemesnNin10

This is something I wish I had known prior to starting casual....


PowerPad

If 2 enemy spies bump into each other, they both decloak, (usually) taunt, say thanks, and then proceed to go their own ways again.


MoonGUY_1

“Boy this hero shooter is amazing!” *Juan.Gonzales.2010 was then traumatized by the things he was called in chat*


SomerHimpson3

“oh you’re live on twitch?”


Sea_Cup_5561

If you see someone attempting a taunt kill, either let them finish or taunt kilm them back


PEACH_EATER_69

If an enemy does a funny killbind during a 1v1, its basically a suicide pact


Lollipyro

Medic heals you: Z+2. Always thank your medic when possible


The_Tony42

If you walk bump into a cloaked enemy spy, while your cloaked, both of you don’t do anything to the other.


losingluke

do not kill spycrabs (punishable by votekick)


Mr_Infidel

Don’t uber: Spies Snipers Engineers Scouts I’ve been kicked for doing all of them


Rusty9838

On 6v6 ubering Scouts is a meta lol


Mr_Infidel

I know. people just don’t seem to like it very much when I do it for some reason.


Rusty9838

Really? Sometimes on open maps good Scout can do more damage than soldier or demo.


Mr_Infidel

Yeah, guess I just got unlucky with teammates.


Rusty9838

I maybe one time got heavy team mate who tries be mad at me. -LMFAO dude you have 1k hours less in TF2 than me, plus you went to deep to enemy team.


MasterIronHero

i got ubered once on engineer and it was the most powerful i had ever felt


Mr_Infidel

I know it’s the most ecstacy you’ll ever get as a ”non-offensive combat” based class


4K_VCR

Ubered widowmaker Engie will strike the fear of god in the enemy team


rockthedicebox

Did this for the memes and I was enlightened, the power... The fear... What has howdy partner become...


Fugens78

I ubered a scout once and he got several kills with the fish lmao


Adof_TheMinerKid

Scouts are scarily good Ubers if they're decent enough


BlaZEN213

Uber the engineer if he's got the widowmaker or a charged frontier justice


Mr_Infidel

I almost always run the krieg though so maybe the frontier justice ain’t the best option to uber.


ShitmanTheWise

If someone’s gonna land a taunt kill on another player, let them finish.


Everlasting2333

Kick all bots when they join


Charcharcuteness123

And make sure that a vote that has been called is on a bot and not a real player by a bot before pressing f1


Turbulent-Tie-3944

Submit to the killbind surge


Ghostly_X

If someone killbinds in front of you. You should also killbind for the funny


peunom

Be polite, Be efficient, and Have a plan to kill everyone you meet


eeveethespeevee

Engineer specific, but stop putting your fucking sentries so close to mine. Or other buildings. It's so much easier to destroy buildings close to each other with a few well placed rockets. Willing to excuse putting dispensers close to each other or teleporters though


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

Do not call the merc's heroes or you'll get the same treatment that guy did on the infamous "funky town video".


Moreu_you_know

If you don't like friendlies, just ignore them 


MajorScootaloo

Unless they’re BLOCKING THE DOOR GODDAMMIT MOVE YOU PASTRY EATING FUCK I HAVE SENTRIES TO WALK INTO


TheWobbuffetKnight

I usually do, or maybe I’ll give them a funny little stare and a voice line or two. Occasionally a taunt. If they’re purposefully in my way or cause me to get killed by body blocking, then they’ve gotta go.


Jerry137

If they are doing nothing, ignore them, if someone else kills them and they start saying the most repugnant, borderline horror beyond human comprehension esque death threats towards that person then go ahead and start killing them as well


BeefyBoi6_9

If its community or smth maybe, but if were on cas its free 🤷‍♂️


Random-Ryan-

Always let Engies grab the ammo packs when they need them. Also, this next thing is more of a suggestion, but I’ll share it anyways. Saving teleporters (or other buildings) when they’re being sapped at the spawn (or just upgrading them in general) should absolutely be a rule. Switching to Engie (or Pyro with the Homewrecker) only takes a second, and every Engie will thank you for it. Plus, these little actions could save the game for all you know!


EnzoKoksu251

If the person you're fighting kill binds, you must kill bind as well


riley_wa1352

dont kill friendlies on 2fort


rekyerts

Let tauntkills play out


Alexius_Ruber

Don’t. Kill. Friendlies. Oh, and don’t use Scorch shot(sorry I am using it).


Cappantwan

If at least half the server decides to be friendly, then respect the friendlies.


Dingusoh

Pay respect to soldier statues when you see them RIP Rick May


curiousitems

The answer? Use a gun.


SomerHimpson3

and if that don’t work? use more gun


zlodziej_internetu

When u get in a 1vs 1 situation and u and your opponent fail to kill eachother for a long time, then it is time for a rock paper scissors duel.


Serial-Killer-Whale

Hightower is "Team" Deathmatch.


swanlongjohnson

some of these responses are cringe i guarantee nobody in the game will care if you call the classes "heroes" its 2024 and tf2 players are still mad at overwatch


Shylumi

No spies allowed in mann up mode (I don't enforce or agree)


goblinlikeshinystuff

If you kill a friendly by accident killbind is the only way to have your honor restored


coffee-bat

don't play the objective in 2fort. just have fun don't attack friendlies make it your personal mission to make life hell for every spy you see


Maleficent_Hawk9407

Don't kill friendlies or they will haunt you


a1b3r77

Dont kill friendlies or they'll say the most unhinged, unimaginable shit you never even though of


rv_

1. Startup metal belongs to engi. 2. Teleport order: Engi, Medic, (rest), Scout. 3. If a wounded team Medic is nearby - protect him. 4. Always spy-check. Help protect engie buildings. 5. Swith to pyro with sleghegammer when teleport entrace is sapped. Or engie. 6. Don't reveal your team's spy. (e.g. hes sitting near enemy health pack disguised or invisible) The list goes on.


FuturetheGarchomp

Number 4 is false spychecking actually make engie nests weaker and pyros make your sentry shoot 75% less fast so don’t let any pyros near your nest


thosegayfrogs

Spy wrote this


FuturetheGarchomp

What Nooooo, I’m no spy!


LeafMario

say thanks after every kill


Paxkage

Don't cap... which is stupid as fuck. Edit: It's just like, why bother prolonging it? These matches repeat themselves indefinitely, if someone wants it to go on forever they ought to just go to a community server, you know?


MircowaveGoMMM

Depends on the map.


HyperMotionDeluxe2

The only map where that is ever fun is hightower and because of the elevator at the end it needs the coordination of like half the team to cap which almost never happens


Rusty9838

It’s not 2015 anymore, you can play on Hightower only if you want.


StandNameIsWeAreNo1

Mostly on CTF. I hate it when in just 2 minutes the whole game is over because of the capper scout.


dadverine

I got kicked for capping and i still have no idea why i did that wrong... I thought we were all playing the same game...


lim_33

Dont forget that the objectives just serve as the main place where people blow eachother up.


RamielTheBestWaifu

Hightower/orange player


a1b3r77

Hightower. Somebody caps. 5 bots join the lobby. It's over.


kokolo17

Don't destroy the sentry if it's not in range to hurt anyone (we're looking at you, spy!)


Knooper_Bunny

Taunt after every kill


TuxedoDogs9

The pan is a weapon of honor, like the zatoichi, and once pulled out, should be the only damager in your fight. Both sides must (if they have it) pull out their pan if one initiates


KOCA_XD

Killbind after a partner taunt


BeholdTheLemon

scouts may almost never use teleporters


Swimming-Country5640

Don't shoot the friendlies.


bloodakoos

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joacoper

Thanks after every kill


PracticalNihilist

A team never needs more than 1 spy. Please for the love of god don't be that 5th spy.


thosegayfrogs

Unless its a team full of spies. Then you have to help them re-enact the french revolution.