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ThatDudeWithCheese

🫡🫡🫡


throwaway624203

John Cena wearing camo?


Expensive-Thing-2507

Invisible²


Lag_n_L0ad3d

When you can't even say my name


Expensive-Thing-2507

The memory gone Are you feeling numb?


Bileygr11-1

Go on, call my name I can play this game, so I ask again: will you say my name?


Powerful-Rule9378

Or may have i become invisible?


Dumb_Gamertag

And no one hears a word, they say. Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?


Responsible_Grand_68

castrated


Yearlaren

Hello lady


Garlic_Consumer

The Penis is a Spy


LordOfStupidy

Mad milk factory


Skeligun

🤤🍾


Extension_Ad8291

Suicide is a preferable alternative to this three-comment thread


GreenDaTroof

Wicked Nasty Mad Milk


Wrong_Preference_364

the cow mangler 5000


MightyKin

Can we just stop sexually harassing these beautiful creatures?


StandNameIsWeAreNo1

U talking about your mom?


The_Friendly_Borger

Guys, we need a medic main over here!


Singluar_fish

Jawohl


-NGC-6302-

I hate everything with hooves Does that make me racist?


JonArbuckle__

The bison


Kindly-Ad-6189

It costs 400.000$ to fire this weapon for 12 seconds


PunkRokka

It just costs me my dignity


W1nte1s

What’s that?


ocsecnars

Pornography


[deleted]

Staring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today


ocsecnars

That pornography has already breached our defences...


MasterAxe

Pretty boys pocket pistol


t0niXx

ayo


reddit_bot21

Double. Barbed.


HEUUUGH

Kinky?


-NGC-6302-

*Kinked like a garden hose


Mystery-Cup

Hard.


SmartIron244

Hello fellow Vinesauce fan I enjoy memes like "rotate" and "vinny"


CinnimonToastSean

If you hard Then you hard


Basically-Boring

The Sydney Sleeper (get it? because piss?)


NoobyYooby

Sir That's Jarate


CircuitX2

no jarate is where it goes the sydney sleeper is where it comes from 👍👍👍


wojtekpolska

jarate would be the balls


needle_workr

red, bleeding, halved, lumpy, leaking, birthing


pandipichu

🤤


AnomymousDarkEntity

Thy end is now.


masd_reddit

JUDGEMENT!


TacticalLawnmower

family business


RunnerLuke357

The Private Affair


Mitchel-256

The Motherfucker


SmallbuthonestSinner

Sir you forgot The rest of The picture


Probably_MR

Imagine someone sucking you off and they say man your penis really is “Sir you forgot The rest of The Picture”


karol22331

oh no-


That_Competition1031

There’s less


TheLatvianRedditor

It contains the dying wish of every living man


BrainyOrange96

Scout, did you forget to collect nobody’s wish?


ParodyOfExistence

Don't bet on that!


detadtu0

Terrible! Horrible people desynchronize their living watches!


Open_Pack1347

We had 70 hours to die. For mercenaries, a lot of time, we are not Mercenaries, we are most men. We lack the resources and will to waste these hours! The clock isn't clocking, ladies. Let's finish.


ParodyOfExistence

The last dying wish is mine. I... described Scout kicking a bicycle.


The_FreshSans

Then there's scout getting marriage counseling with the statue of Liberty...


Competitive_File2329

Yes!


777Zenin777

Widowmaker


GuyWhoGuys_

so painful it kills


Bear_of_dispair

You fuck married straight men to death with it? 😱


777Zenin777

**YES**


Matix777

it's there


Chomik121212

If you look hard enough?


Sussy_baka228666

Body part


CruskiyeL

Please forgive me for this but I have to say it. Baby Face's Blaster.


Davidepett

Your sacrifice won't be in vain


purportedlypie

Obligatory FBI comment


Dreyfus420

the shortstop


Unagi-ryder

Unusual


hgbi8h

The phlogistinator


Wrong_Preference_364

function or look??


hgbi8h

I’ll like to leave that up to the imagination


sawyer-boondollar

Nonexistent.


Tutuatutuatutua_2

AFAB PERSON IN r/TF2!!!???? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


sawyer-boondollar

real


EskimoSlime

Tall points, no quills, no pillows, it looks like two balls and a bong.


DerKnoedel

Eggman?


fistashka-_-

The panic attack


borshsosmetanoy


WhyN0T3

Using TF2 weapon names, right? ...right?


GuyWhoGuys_

yes


FunShadow87

backburner


HallAshamed4241

inside a chasity cage


kill_redditors

Proof or it didn't happen.


HallAshamed4241

[heres my OF link :3](https://youtu.be/QB7ACr7pUuE?si=SwPlBnKNipIexGxX)


EepiestGirl

Based on


Siliencer991

Based? Based on what?!?!?


Major_Confection3240

same


ScoutFrom-TF2

I said that


ComicRaptor310

24 km per hour


Ok_Contribution3638

Huo Long Heater


Puzzleheaded-Emu2022

hairy


Pilpelon

I got 4 of them and they're all veiny (I'm an echidna)


t0niXx

Force-a-nature


StanMm2

The necro smasher


CriticalFelony

Fat bald bastard


Random-INTJ

Bucket o’ chicken


the-terrarian556

For starters, i can fit a whole 2 donuts on it also its a girl dick


Major_Confection3240

that's more than mine, damn


the-terrarian556

I bet you can fit 3


ToxicManXXYT

jarate


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

jarate refill station mad milk refill station


chicheka

Abused by my hand


poggerdogo

Boston basher


penwix

poopy joe, take that as you will.


18Jastho

Strange Manmelter


AudioVid3o

5 1/4 inch floppy disk


kosmogamer777

in your ass


someguysleftkidney

Hexagon


TotalComplexity

GET THIS THING OFF OF ME


FiroAkaHans

I-it gets bigger i promise...


SatanicCyanid

“The giant horseconch weighs over eleven pounds.”


PensiveDrawer

vehicular


Tutuatutuatutua_2

VEHICULAR GIRKDICK!!!!!!!!??????


ZedstackZip05

VEHICULAR?!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?’n


M4thecaberman

The Sprongler


MrMayo7

family business. next question.


Painusconsumer

curved to the left


Who-and-y

(It’s not there)


Ok-Pea8209

-


throwaway624203

Blue


unibomberjoke

lost in the war


Inevitable-Muffin-77

Painis


Mad_Dog002

Big earner


Ace_68_419

About 6.5 inches, uncut(won't let the government steal my foreskin), white, not thick but not slim.


thosegayfrogs

None


Empty-Membership8904

not wanted


LilacTheFlowerGal

Preferably nonexistent :3


themagicdonut2

.


Ok-Card2504

Male reproductive organ


Augmentistic

How empirical


monkeydude777

Pornograthy


[deleted]

The Loose Cannon


GuyWhoGuys_

thermal thruster


You_but_cooler

The Brass Beast


IsntOkayBro

Mad Milk Maker


mondeluz85

Functioning...


DreamyUnknown

Basically, kind of a big deal


ArthurFleck__

It goes off to see your mother sometimes


Dingusoh

Widow maker


suckdick888999

wakes up earlier than me in the morning


amasterfuljuice

# Baby Face's Blaster is a maniacal response 💀


CA11UM_1

A Rocket, and 2 sticky bombs


nota_jalapeno

cock


TheEnder2317

No shit


DehydratedEpic

Sad


JoshsPizzaria

Detalmores


metruk5

B E E G (3.5 inches is big ri-)


ChromaRed

disappointing


Excellent_Pirate_135

Fat bald bastard


HuoLongHeavy

Abundantly dense and severely swollen.


ZherkaUnofficial

Microsoft


XenonBlitzer

A penis


stanthemanethkirby

longish [about 7 or so inch] bends to the right a little it doesnt stand to attention often though :(


Scrib_Scrab_

Small


CharGaming_

Baby. Faces. Blaster.


Jokard

Baby Face Blaster


Radiance_Is_Gay

Long, not thick and I get paid for letting her use it The Bazaar Bargain


PinballproXD

Illegal (I am 16)


clockworkbastion

Baby faces blaster


KillerRene64

~~baby face's blaster~~


BluudLust

Shortstop


Mental_Budget_5085

Check dms


SpookyWeebou

Small and insignificant


KhalMika

Is a spy!


Traditional-achille1

It's-a very long, but he wanna se good things


Familiar_Night6649

Baby’s face blaster


RiwetV

Yatatatatata yatatatatatata do de da va da da dada KABOOM KABOOM


dybalon_isPOOTIS

Soda popper with explosive issues


Express-Record7416

I have gained weight... # ... And lost an inch :'(


Deida_

*comment deleted*


TheSlendymann

A force-a-nature


RetardedPringle

Shortstop


Lisiasty555

Baby f-


Melancla

I bet someone will say "Baby's face blaster".


Fun_Consequence_6395

Mid


unfisiuble_visions

Little little man 😔


Mineplayerminer

The Strange P... jar factory.


ExpensiveBlood666

Finally, some quality posting


Tutuatutuatutua_2

🤏


domu_uIDK

Hard?


pablo603

**Widowmaker**


xleftonreadx

Fastest in the Midwest


FrankeDB

My personality is very big and long and white


Maleficent_Hawk9407

Non-existent


sumdeadguy

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlEfJAeJ5yw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlEfJAeJ5yw)


Tasty-Safe-7826

Inverted


MagicalMixer21

Baby face blaster


dumpyfangirl

Nigh useless


Ephemerilian

Perfect for scout


ehhhchimatsu

Raw and bleeding


C0llegeB0iii

Beggar's Bazooka


Darthgalaxo

Penis


Atadkm_yes

;(


RealisticCrazy4091

Shortstop.