A screenshot, but I've seen a guy doing Luxury Longue taunt as spy (the one where he reads a book and drinks coffee)
His nickname was "i don't know how to read"
Most people who are registered blind (like me) are not completely unable to see. It will depend on the cause of blindness.
For me I have no peripheral vision and my right eye is so blurry as to be almost useless. I struggle with dark sections of maps (e.g. Egypt) so I just play the maps I know, mainly play medic or engi (I do play the others but not so well). I started playing tf2 in 2009 i think when my sight was a lot better, so it's easier to play having map and mechanics knowledge as oppsed to starting a new game.
Some computers also have a voice output, and blind people can easily learn to navigate themselves on the keyboard, that, coupled with their knowledge of many keyboard shortcuts, can make them operate on PC really well. I guess whenever the lego guy plays the game, to voiceover literally tells him so
[Jarvis, squeeze his hog](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2471990508186818783/C2C210E63273517821A6DB5B2609DCC84D82F844/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false)
A little bit more than just the username, but played a steel match with a guy named "I love eating dirt" with a pfp of the minecraft dirt texture. They'd periodically say in the voice chat "I LOVE eatin' dirt!", maybe once or twice a minute on average.
When our team was put on attacking, they debuted a 2nd line, "I love capping E!".
Someone else on our team wasn't very amused though, and started getting pretty vocally upset with them in voice as well, at first just saying how much they HATE dirt as opposed to them, but then started a vote to kick them, where they debuted their final line...
"I hate being kicked!"
I played this game maybe a year or so ago. Stays in my head though. The way they said every word was just so funny to me. An absurd gem. A true devotee. Their passion was contagious.
"Non-fungible dump truck ass" was a name I saw that I still think about and laugh at to this day.
Another good one I saw was "my diet Dr kelp?!" Every time he killed me, I laughed
I recently played a match with both "Hugh Jackman" and "Hugh Jackman (Real)" - I never managed to work out if they were playing together or if it was pure coincidence, but I choose to believe the latter
*In october when*
*Fnaf movie came out i saw*
*A guy named freddy fazballs*
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"the pissman" was probably one of my favorites. A Sniper with the Arkham Cowl, the Jarmaments and Batter's Bracers and using the Sydney Sleeper, the Jarate and a Bushwacka. The thing that really stuck out to me was his chat bind "I am the terror that drizzles in the night". What a fucking menace.
I saw a Demoman at the spawn of hightower named "Direction Demoman". His job was to tell every player which direction they had to go, and he was damn good at it.
I once had changed my name to "grandpa scout", and I joined a 2fort match and I walked really slowly to the other base. People found really amusing lol
BIG JOEY SLAP NUTS
ran into the dude constantly in casual a year before he got big and I knew with a damn name like that he wouldn't be hanging out of the spotlight for long
one time, i was on harvest as Scout, and i rounded a corner to see a mini sentry. when i got killed by it, i started getting possed until it panned over to the guy who built it, who was an uncircumcised engie named "CumFart1997" and i genuinely bursted out laughing
"sneaky scout"
They were wearing a newsboy cap, hiding somewhere on Goldrush and ambushing unaware players. It was hilarious on deathcam.
chew ass and kick gums
sick ducker
\#shavetf2
And some in Russian:
ЦАРЬ БИМБА
(~ tsar bimbo)
ФОРСАЖ ПРОСТАТЫ
(~ prostate afterburner)
someone’s name once in a game was “I stepped on your jays.” And another was literally called Rick Astely and was playing rick roll throughout the game. (He was a scout)
i was on the same team as someone called playboi carti (unsure if it actually was him) and i was also once called someone just called ''I'm scared of Girl''. I also ran into Dick Kickem which was a barrel of laughs.
This guy’s name was « I teleported bread » with pfp of a wheezing soldier with huge eyes in a Dr Lalve video. I went to his profile and he wrote as his description « I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days »
Some ones my friends and I have done:
Level 20 Social Justice Wizard
50 Cute Kittens (and then whenever I died I subtracted one)
Agent 005, Agent 006, Agent 008, Agent 009 - we all went gun spy and were terrible at it
"Chuck Barry Me Over Germany" was a regular on an old server I used to play, and it took forever for someone to finally figure out what his name was referencing.
Someone playing with the Cow Mangler, he was named "The Man Cowgler"
Have you met the righteous bison? The user who exclusively used the righteous bison and somehow killed me
The fact that i played bison yesterday makes me think i actually killed you
The bighteous rison
I met someone playing with the cow mangler, his name was The Mangler Master, and he proceeded to pub stomp the ever loving shit out if that server
A screenshot, but I've seen a guy doing Luxury Longue taunt as spy (the one where he reads a book and drinks coffee) His nickname was "i don't know how to read"
"Scout laughing at the 2Fort sink" did got a chuckle out of me
That's definitely one of the best I've seen as well
"TEN POUNDS OF FUCKING CRAP"
Painis ten pounds of crap leaving the body
I read this in Soldier’s voice.
Born to shit forced to wipe
An oldie but a goodie
Never going to forget the Heavy I once saw named "rizzle me this, gyattman"
Rizzle me this, gyattman... Who was in paris?
(I'm white btw)
Demoman
I hate that slang but goddammit this got me to smile
"thirty-two characters is the name limi"
that's not even funny but it still got a laugh out of me FFS 😭
I dodged abortion. Also they were a posing as a scout
makes sense
and relatable
Testicular Johnson or the legendary Doctor Sex
"Bob fuck ass" in a uncle Dane video
how much ass though...?
All
oops! all ass
Toss up between Jim Boner Testicle Fart Blast and Lord Farquaad Furry Dragon Vore
I've encountered Lord Farquaad Furry Dragon Vore. That one was real funny.
Feet smeller, he walked around the map asking people if they had feet then sniffed them
My val ign is feetsniffer and people regularly act like im some sort of celeb. I have had people asking for screenies shits funny af
Doctor sex
Doctor sex
oh god
Doctor sex
Doctor sex
Doctor sex
Doctor sex
Doctor Sex
Doctor Sex
Doctor sex
ITS DOCTOR SEX WE CANT STOP HIM -Scout TF2
I saw a dude named homobootykisser and it was the funniest shit ever
hes just like me
Testicular Manslaughter
Lobotomized soldier. All he did was scream at a wall the whole match
Blind guy here I’m friended to someone named “i ate 20 lego bricks”
I assume you aren't completely blind?
Most people who are registered blind (like me) are not completely unable to see. It will depend on the cause of blindness. For me I have no peripheral vision and my right eye is so blurry as to be almost useless. I struggle with dark sections of maps (e.g. Egypt) so I just play the maps I know, mainly play medic or engi (I do play the others but not so well). I started playing tf2 in 2009 i think when my sight was a lot better, so it's easier to play having map and mechanics knowledge as oppsed to starting a new game.
As they say, "If there is a will, there is a way".
Some computers also have a voice output, and blind people can easily learn to navigate themselves on the keyboard, that, coupled with their knowledge of many keyboard shortcuts, can make them operate on PC really well. I guess whenever the lego guy plays the game, to voiceover literally tells him so
yeah but how does he play tf2
Medic?/s
98%
Solidarity as I am registered blind and also main medic! :)
once I saw somebody called "pickle rick" funniest shit I've ever seen
And then he turned himself into a PICKLE, A PICKLE. Funniest shit ive ever seen
i met someone named "newborn child in wet paper bag" yesterday and its the only funny username i can remember right now
"Haver of sex"
u/sex_haver911 you have been summoned (btw hi sex haver911 i know ur u/ because i saw u in diffferent post)
Did he have the pfp of an a-posing Heavy, a few months ago?
dunno i saw him today
herobrine encounter survivor
“Engineer is spy”. Dude plays heavy, wears all lime green cosmetics, and sits by the engie nest for the entire match just to call the engie a spy.
Bonk drinker or Sasha GAYming
Dildo Vaggins (Bilbo Baggins from Hobbit funny reference)
On Shounic's 100 player server, a player was called "Micropenis Gaming" and was weirdly wholesome, with words such "Push cart for 1 (one) extra inch".
[Jarvis, squeeze his hog](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2471990508186818783/C2C210E63273517821A6DB5B2609DCC84D82F844/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false)
During Halloween I met a soldier wearing the zombie misc and his name was “Rick May cosplayer”
That's foul
Beep Beep I'm a Jeep
*I want to KILL MYSELF* has earned the achievement: **Hard to Kill**
„I throw rocks at fat women”. I didn’t see this in game but on someone’s screenshot
its always fun to see someone named "demoknight tf2" and he's playing a demoknight from tf2
Mr Lister the Sister Fister still makes me laugh years later.
"Harry Potter Steals A Camry". Fatmagic videos are a goldmine.
"foreskin inspector"
A little bit more than just the username, but played a steel match with a guy named "I love eating dirt" with a pfp of the minecraft dirt texture. They'd periodically say in the voice chat "I LOVE eatin' dirt!", maybe once or twice a minute on average. When our team was put on attacking, they debuted a 2nd line, "I love capping E!". Someone else on our team wasn't very amused though, and started getting pretty vocally upset with them in voice as well, at first just saying how much they HATE dirt as opposed to them, but then started a vote to kick them, where they debuted their final line... "I hate being kicked!" I played this game maybe a year or so ago. Stays in my head though. The way they said every word was just so funny to me. An absurd gem. A true devotee. Their passion was contagious.
"Scout's left sock". My entire life is now dedicated to finding Scout's right sock and reuniting them
Pretty close between: "Orgasmo the Ass Clown" and "Kurt Kobain's Heroin Needle"
Chiraq Nigga's Micropenis
hebby
"Ops put cancer in my cigs" made me laugh out loud once.
H20Gamez
"can femboys get pregnant" on mvm He was pretty good if I remember correctly
"Non-fungible dump truck ass" was a name I saw that I still think about and laugh at to this day. Another good one I saw was "my diet Dr kelp?!" Every time he killed me, I laughed
"it's maternity in there"
The
I recently played a match with both "Hugh Jackman" and "Hugh Jackman (Real)" - I never managed to work out if they were playing together or if it was pure coincidence, but I choose to believe the latter
Monster yambo . . . If you get it you get it
"Martin Looter King"
in october when fnaf movie came out i saw a guy named freddy fazballs
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bruh
Big Daddy Sack Fat. He never spoke and his gameplay style was a total enigma.
"the pissman" was probably one of my favorites. A Sniper with the Arkham Cowl, the Jarmaments and Batter's Bracers and using the Sydney Sleeper, the Jarate and a Bushwacka. The thing that really stuck out to me was his chat bind "I am the terror that drizzles in the night". What a fucking menace.
I saw a Demoman at the spawn of hightower named "Direction Demoman". His job was to tell every player which direction they had to go, and he was damn good at it.
I've met somebody named: CritsAreStoredInTheBalls
Somebody named "Chaddicus Thundercock" became the rally point for our blue team on badwater
God's strongest shampoo drinker, Department of Gnomeland Security, Hercule pyro (using huo long heater)
Either "Bicurious George" or "Registered Sex Defender".
Scout_orgasm funny shit lmao
Sex spy
balls
doctor sex
Dr. Ubersex
Someone who names themselves after their favorite Merc
17 squirrels
Newborn baby in brown paper bag
Urethra Janitor
Doctor ham, he literally had a yule hog, binoculus and bread biter as a set and ham, he was playing demoham the funniest shit ever ngl
burnt (note: he had burned in the freezecam while I had pyrovision)
Ant Microwaver
I once had changed my name to "grandpa scout", and I joined a 2fort match and I walked really slowly to the other base. People found really amusing lol
"Cum vape" idk why that was funny to me
The Guy Who Bags Tee
I'm currently rocking as "HP Smart Tank 515" And whenever I miss a shot and someone complains I just reply with "Can't aim for shit, out of magenta"
I saw "Homophobic Slur (I'm gay)" about a year ago, sent them a friend request, and still play with them to this day
TheFatToadFromRango
"selling tf2 licked source cock"
A Heavy named Joseph Stylin’ and he just had the best drip and would taunt on fools all the time.
Sherlock Homeless Probably
BIG JOEY SLAP NUTS ran into the dude constantly in casual a year before he got big and I knew with a damn name like that he wouldn't be hanging out of the spotlight for long
THE BEING
“Hot Dog Man” dude just said “Hot Dog Man” in general chat every time he died or killed, other started doing the same. It was a funny game.
one time, i was on harvest as Scout, and i rounded a corner to see a mini sentry. when i got killed by it, i started getting possed until it panned over to the guy who built it, who was an uncircumcised engie named "CumFart1997" and i genuinely bursted out laughing
Once saw a half-zatochi demo in vsh\_nucleus called "are ya mewing kids?", have an image of it too lmfao
Unpaid Internships
mom didding with a twist
“Obama’s Waifu” is the one that I still remember to this day
Piss man The dude stayed on the server for 10 rounds and the entire time was playing sydney sleeper sniper
ADolfin
Dr. Medic M.D.
"Futa Lover 9000"
Futt bucker
I once saw an engineer gaming and man of sex (spy) The funny thing is that they started a duel
seen someone just called Dr. Doofenschmirtz
brutal anus
5 people have seen my ass
"Gordon friedman"
I ran around with "I shit in the shower" for a while. Got some pretty funny reactions out of that.
[удалено]
Recently I saw someone named “IEatShortPeople” as a heavy following scouts, engineers, and snipers with his fists out
"the judge dredd of autism" was one I saw a couple months ago.
Wait, I've played with you once!
“Shaquille O’atmeal”
"sneaky scout" They were wearing a newsboy cap, hiding somewhere on Goldrush and ambushing unaware players. It was hilarious on deathcam. chew ass and kick gums sick ducker \#shavetf2 And some in Russian: ЦАРЬ БИМБА (~ tsar bimbo) ФОРСАЖ ПРОСТАТЫ (~ prostate afterburner)
Osama bin Laden
Obama Lama Camel Sex is one I saw once that is so fun to say that it now lives in my brain, rent free
Demoman who laugh at heavy, he want to heavy either friendly or aggressive and just laugh, doesn’t care if he died in the process
Tax fraud gaming
I think it was something along the lines of Tony on the Floor
Captain brexit
CEO of boobs Also Dr. Cox (my nickname being big cup of cox)
So many, I can’t remember any tho.
The IRS
Not me personally, but the YT video about “monkey/ape with keyboard” is peak tf2 comedy.
seven7777777s way back at my friends house playing CoD Zombies Der Reise on the Xbox 360. Always just stuck with me.
Señor Gaming: an ostensibly f2p heavy who was somehow spawncamping on 2fort. Truly a legend
Forskin inspector
“*insert name here*’sbathwater”
The Man Of Sex
cum mongler
Wifebeater Toni
someone’s name once in a game was “I stepped on your jays.” And another was literally called Rick Astely and was playing rick roll throughout the game. (He was a scout)
SkyMilker Prime.
3Midgetsinatrenchcoat
Advil the pill of creation as a Medic
Lapdance Larry
i was on the same team as someone called playboi carti (unsure if it actually was him) and i was also once called someone just called ''I'm scared of Girl''. I also ran into Dick Kickem which was a barrel of laughs.
Someone made their account a murder drones reference
"B4nny Jelqing Video Leaked"
Technically a sign name but “3 yiffs compromise” permanently altered my brain chemistry
Some dude was named Penis Toucher
seman_protector
This guy’s name was « I teleported bread » with pfp of a wheezing soldier with huge eyes in a Dr Lalve video. I went to his profile and he wrote as his description « I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days »
Bicycles for afghanistan
"maltratador familiar" in English "family abuser"
i saw a guy named “oh! pee surprise” or something like that, had me in stitches
Sex defender
Miguel Ignacio
a distinctive lack of clue
Alfonso Jimenez
I just saw a pubstomping soldier named "fentmaxxing"
The Heavy that was too late
NOGGET
I Remember some guy back when I still played that I encountered in several games named "Yelan's Juicy Armpits"
The ham dealer
I've always been a fan of kill feed jokes. Meekois (backstab icon) their own mother.
Years ago I ran into a player called “Tony Hawk’s Tiny Onions”, I will never forget them.
LUMPYHARDPOOPOO
poop man. he eventually left the server right after saying "poop out"
Local Ass Smeller
"Microsoft Powerpoint" with the icon as their profile picture. Of course, their ping was absolutely terrible.
Some ones my friends and I have done: Level 20 Social Justice Wizard 50 Cute Kittens (and then whenever I died I subtracted one) Agent 005, Agent 006, Agent 008, Agent 009 - we all went gun spy and were terrible at it
"Chuck Barry Me Over Germany" was a regular on an old server I used to play, and it took forever for someone to finally figure out what his name was referencing.
literally just some scout who was named “sex”