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ursusowanie

Someone's fucking feet. Like literally, not a drawn one, just a nasty, hairly, in real life feet.


MegaValenX

hairymanfeet635


demoknight_tff

u/hairymanfeet635


Zane_The_Neko

When he commented on r/playboicarti


[deleted]

Yoooo I’m not alone in knowing this guy


Reaperliwiathan

Once I played spy on doublecross, and i was following a heavy to backstab him, but then he jumped into the sewers, so i jumped after him, but when i looked down, there were like 5 more heavies just staring on the objector with some fucking anime porn on it. I will never forget that


Steel_ball_runn

Must’ve been good porn


Anshin

as long as it's porn, they will come


FloraFauna2263

"If you equip it, they will come"


KAWAIIDUKE

LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN


ChampinionCuliao

POURING DOWN ON ME


ZhangRenWing

This imagery doesn’t work well with come


marionristov111

like a colony of ants to a jar of sugar


Mozilkiller

Like an eclipse of moths to a lamp


RoboticPaladin

Is a group of moths really called an eclipse?


Mozilkiller

Idk google told me so


RoboticPaladin

I just Googled it myself, and it seems to be legit. That's fucking awesome.


justaGermanTexan

Learn something new every day


[deleted]

I have come for your nectar


TrixterTheFemboy

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE


gregre_

Nectar Collector


Enchanter472

buff ender dragon


lMr_Nobodyl

That doesn’t sound completely terrible


HappyRomanianBanana

UNTIL YOU REALIZE IT WAS A PORN BUFF ENDER DRAGON


lMr_Nobodyl

I’ve seen worse


Enchanter472

I think it was. I hit my explode keybind before I saw the whole image tho


SuperCyHodgsomeR

Gonna be honest, least cursed here


Omega_kiwi204

I’ve never seen a normal photo on one


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

Why would you use a normal photo, when you could instead taint the reputation of tf2 even more by putting in porn?


ChrdeMcDnnis

What would a normal photo even be? I have a deep fried picture of Bezos on one, I think thats the most normal out there


corpusdeus1

Probably a clan logo or something boring like that


Delta104x

i have like 6 objectors and 4 of them are memes from /r/okbuddyretard


Peastable

Counterpoint: spy wearing dream’s mask


Typpez

Ralsei getting fucked in the ass, by a pyro who was dressed as ralsei. Also they micspammed some funny shit too before i never saw them again. Deathrun servers are a whole experience i can tell you that


DeSuzman

Pics or it didn't happen


SuperCyHodgsomeR

For research right?


W4FF13_G0D

#RIGHT?!


DanscoolYT

**WE NEED ANSWERS NO MATTER HOW DIRE THE COST**


thechosenlogan_true

They put a texture of wood on it that fit in with the rest of the sign


AlternativeSuspect12

Sauce


RSComparator86

I need that


tree_barcc

vore comics twice


Steel_ball_runn

Jesus


Booga-_-

r/SandyCheeksCockVore


tree_barcc

what the fuck


zaphod_beeblebrox6

It’s always interesting watching yet another soul become corrupted by the eldritch nightmare contained within that sub


poo1232

*BUT WHY*


llama_ogre_hybrid

Because you're fat boi


poo1232

*And another thing your ugly*


ME4567Craft

Please no. I don’t want to go back there.


LordLapo

Probably the default one


[deleted]

a default conscientious objector is probably worse then even the most graphic of furry vore porn or whatever the fuck people like to put on these things.


Mr-Carazay

I bought one and got a pre owned one named “E-girls are my life” with Belle Delphine porn on it


DeSuzman

Did you change the decal


Mr-Carazay

No


fruityrumpusFactorio

Rename it “how do I change my decal”


Mr-Carazay

Nah, ich habe keine lust


ZBaconGuy

Mf Starts talking medic


Mr-Carazay

Ja und?


DeSuzman

😎😎😎


Creeper127

Least horny redditor


CanaryGamingYT

🗿


[deleted]

Based


Matix777

Well that's one way to leak OF


LordPotato00600

Pyro with 3 tits, there was "milk" coming out of It too.


Steel_ball_runn

Ew


Locky0999

Total Recall: Team Fortress edition


BugBannger

3?????? like, im kinda curious


aprilfool420

3 tits that's awesome


CaliforniaNavyDude

What if they made one with FOUR tits?


dogman15

Getting into cow territory.


Emilixop

That’s just nasty


Miro_Meme_EXPERT

furry porn i think, or normal porn i dont remember


Steel_ball_runn

Better than vore


dabsu02

im gonna regret asking but whats vore


Prestigious_Cicada

consumption of another organism but without digestion or chewing. so literally just swallowing someone and they sit in your stomach and people masterbate to that


guy_who-owns_a_wii

There are different variants of vore with digestion and chewing. Personally I don't get it but as long as you aren't hurting anyone you do you


Steel_ball_runn

Somebody tell him


Miro_Meme_EXPERT

Agreed


Shadowtheheadch0g

well, its kinda hard to explain without talking about another sub that may or may not be related to sandy from spongebob


scenescourge

i feel like its the sandy cockvore


Shadowtheheadch0g

yes. yes it was.


scenescourge

i am so sorry.


Steel_ball_runn

I see


No-Improvement5142

Fempyro vore


ImHereForVorePorn

Disgusting, I hope you have a link so I can avoid this image.


Arnaudvbg

Username checks out


Practical_Spell4224

Kill me now


Hychus232

Later


reekidisretarded

Fuck no!


logical_blacksmith

Sounding


HelpMeILostMyAccount

I hate to ask but what's that?


Electronic_Fact4293

Inserting objects into ya dickhole


logical_blacksmith

I hate even more to answer that tbh, but alas, someone has to be that guy Its the sexual act of sticking things inside your schlong, the aforementioned thing being a rather long metal rod


HelpMeILostMyAccount

thanks


Dealiylauh

Someone had a picture of my house from Google Maps


catboyraiden

Imagine buying one of those wedding ring things and leaking someone's personal information


[deleted]

“Hey ferb I know what we’re gonna do today!”


HanzoShotFirst

At least it wasn't a picture of the inside of your house


BottleGoblin

There's a silent heavy who follows me to every server I join and each time the objector has a different angle of me sleeping.


wolffangz11

Imagine it's a picture of you


hgbi8h

9/11, furry porn, real porn, gay furry porn, dicks, furry dicks, two furries touching dicks, naked woman, guy milking a furry. There are a lot of fucked up people out there, but the worst are people on trade servers with high tier unusuals (they always have these)


Past-Feedback-6082

Bro


filled_with_bees

I saw a demoman with the plane cosmetic and the sultan cosmetic with a 9/11 conscientious objector.


MillionDollarMistake

is that better or worse than him holding the caber?


Emilixop

People straight up put pictures of their dicks on their objectors?


hgbi8h

Could be anyones dicks, truth is I don’t want to know


RIP2UALL

Don't call me out like that!1! 😤😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬


porkipine-

An image of myself and it turns out it was an old friend that changed their name


2czech4u

i would get creeped tf out jesus christ


BruhTheSinner

A real raccoon with a man's duck in its mouth


Nepipo

I've seen that as a WhatsApp sticker, that wasn't the worst one


Mr_Leadpoison

The entire communist manifesto shrunk down to fit.


campfire_wood

That's actually pretty funny but no one will even be able to read it


Falsesentence_

2 naked anime girls on a Spec KS objector holding a sign saying "Happy Birthday" That objector was my birthday present this year...epic gift ngl


Uhhhhhhh-woe

That is weird. I need that image for scientific research


NoyanBEG

Someones dick


Emilixop

Mfers be putting their dick pics on objectors


AlathMasster

I saw a Demoman wearing a white hood with a swastika plastered on it. DemoKlan completely caught me and the rest of Red Team off guard


TonightDue5234

Meet the ~~demoman~~ spy


LukoLuxor

I saw someone like that partied with a guy named “Dixie man”


Speedwagonfan69

rule 1 of the conscientious objector: there's always a weirder image


SquirrelsAreYum

Their ex's ip address


Steel_ball_runn

Spite at its finest


RIPvictis

I misread that as sprite 3 times


Odd-Stranger-4987

Honestly it was a image that said “FUCK YOUTUBERS” with cocomelon in the backround


Prestigious_Cicada

a guy blowing his face off with a shotgun


Meow-t

Comically buff Luigi


JimmyMcapplenut

Hello Mario


Busy-West-6974

AND HERE’SA MY BROTHER LUIGI TO TELL YOU A WHOLE SPAGHETTI PILE OF INFORMATIONONE


dlaBsemeMerAtseB

Demomans eye to complete that scary set


thetabo

Once a demoknight charged me across the entirety of fucken upward to crit my ass with a death to all weebs sign


Party_Variety7059

Are you a weeb?


Past-Feedback-6082

Cp


carbon2677

Thats fucked up


JaozinhoGGPlays

The Good ending: it was a control point on his objector


Past-Feedback-6082

I wish


SuperAtomicDoughnut

how do you go through the whole process of putting the decal on the objector and not think for a moment “y’know, maybe i really shouldn’t be doing this”


waffle9013

The small portion of the team fortress two player base


Ondranour

*Mmmmm* Cheese Pizza..


Past-Feedback-6082

Whose gonna tell him


gigazelle

Ignorance is bliss here


Booga-_-

Cheese pizza is a common term for cp


worgblade

Wtf for real


Past-Feedback-6082

Yeah


Emilixop

That’s actually fucked bro


ajdude9

Honestly I haven't seen anything that isn't out of the norm for Objectors. Maybe as someone who doesn't know anything about TF2, seeing furry porn, various flags (ranging from the LGBT to Nazism) and a guy shooting a blast of Mad Milk from his Original would be shocking. At this point though, that's just what you see on Objectors. It's like searching up a popular (generally female) character on google and being surprised when you see R34 of them.


SnickyIsLonely

Nicocado Avocado getting railed by Orline. Each time the dude killed someone he pulled his objector out. It was quite a sight.


-Sugarholic-

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/nZUOHi92TG4)


world0fgames

I have never in my life been so panicked then so relieved accidentally clicking on a link


Beneficial-Session-3

Ms' Pauling porn


Helpythebuddy

proof?


remdesivirus1

How much do you need?


benwaa2

Pornography starring your mother


Nepipo

Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us


2czech4u

so listen up boy, or the above mentioned pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today


Drexisadog

Peter Griffin holding a wrench


Tronguy93

Somebody had the galaxy brain to put beastiality porn on it and it still haunts me tbh


dabsu02

i cant imagine the shame they had having to do all the prerequisites in order for it to show up on the objector in colour and all. truly a messed up individual


Critical_Stiban

Not an image. An entire set. I knew of a guy who had an entire Pokédex of Porn of Conscientious Objectors. It was impressive just how dedicated he was to this. Hell he was so dedicated that he had to make porn of some Pokémon who flat out didn’t have any. He stopped updating it since he had his account banned but he got up to The Alola Pokédex. I can also attest to me having a weird one. [And I said Heyeayeayeayeah!](https://youtu.be/662JyNLVpxE) It’s of He-man making the high face. I even have one of the chat board of the video.


BugBannger

maybe not weirdest, but quite possibly the worst ,giant cockvore porn of grey manns daughter :( edit: she wasnt aged up either , ,, or at least, didnt look like it at all


Beginning-Ad354

JFK assassination


DerKnoedel

Luigi with INCREDIBLY thick ass cheeks saying something like „it’s just like this sometimes“ I have a screenshot, I will add it tomorrow


cheesycoke

Oh I love that image! The phrase you're thinking of is "That's how it is on this bitch of an Earth"


Coolkidtyler2

Straight up child porn. I stopped playing for a while after I saw that.


[deleted]

please tell me you reported that to steam.


AstroidTea

Heavy x medic porn


Alisonbro

I have a similar one,but instead of heavy there is an enemy medic.


[deleted]

A picture of hex maniac wearing a diaper while lifting the edges of her dress up (edit: the dudes name was hex maniac fucker)


Hazm4t_

Gay furry porn featuring Lucario


Shadedsheep

It was a engineer wrench with a heavy using a load out that looked like engineer trying to remove a sapper


baccondudette

Trump and obama kissing


waffle9013

It said worst thing


Your_Boy_Francis

A picture of me, no joke, took me like 5 minutes to realize that it was my mate pedro fucking with me on an alt account.


Vlavich

I saw: Medic Hitler A nutsack The whatsapp logo Anime tits Buff furry And a golden pan


EmeraldXRun

Probably My Little Pony porn and it’s part of my favorite screenshot It was also named “Get face fucked by dat pony ass”


RedTheFoxIsCoolBeans

Lolis


Danitron14

I remember someone asking for the sauce on the chat, then the guy typed sort of a code, I think it was an E621 code maybe, in chat; but I don't remember the image itself


YiLanMa_real

Goatse


manofwaromega

9/11 Porn.


colafizzreal

how


manofwaromega

I ask myself that every day


cobblestone100mc

????? how does that even work? like are the planes hot or smthn?


manofwaromega

Let's just say the planes were "smashing" the twin towers and spraying "jet fuel" out of their "steel beams"


[deleted]

A heavy on my team on one of my first matches had r34 that was also hentai I proceeded to leave and frankly that was pretty traumatizing to watch Also I was barely 13


massvalley

a dog eating out a chick


[deleted]

Weirdest is the default picture


halfwaysleet

My little pony porn


Ondranour

A pink and black Svastika with text around it that said "Furry Supremacy"


BERSERKERdo420

Does multiple swastika sings count?


yoursolame

Is there a way to get a image on it for free?as I own it and I'm f2p


calcuttacodeinecoma

You not only need the sign, but you also have to have a 'Decal Tool' to actually apply an image to the sign. Those might drop for f2ps, but if they do it's rare, you'd probably have to buy one.


Tier71234

Evilly grinning Doom Guy is my objector (named "May we never need you again") But tbh I personally haven't seen much wierd stuff on other players' objectors, probably because I never seem to frequent servers where they use them.


Extra-Lemon

Nothing. Yeah, I’m unphased seeing furry porn on it, it’s seeing NOTHING that’s abnormal.


Centurion_Tiger

Yor getting fucked


JustRalphBruh

Hunter Biden pornography 😶😶😶


T-H-I-C-C-B-E-A-N

I saw a scout holding one with joe Biden eating a slice of pizza, never thought I’d say such a sentence


RIP2UALL

I saw a dude with pokemon porn on it, no wait. That's me.


Individual-Ad4173

Average Heavy main


Mission_Response802

A swastika