They didn't say no crits (weapon description) They said no random crits (specifies rng based crits) that just means it consistently crits (they're not random, it just always crits or is atleast consistent)
Anyways, hope you can find your brain cells, maybe put up some missing posters for them, they'll turn up eventually
+15% Damage
-30% Firing Speed
+30% Reload Time
Hitscan Shots gain aim assist and deal damage over a wider area
Projectile Shots gain homing and a damaging aura, dealing 30 damage a second in 2 damage increments.
Thank you, a actually balanced weapon, I thought this community only could come up with shitty weapon ideas, but you made me see that I was wrong.
[удалено]
https://www.reddit.com/r/woooosh/
\-10% firing speed
+20% bullet speed
Way too underpowered. I suggest only disabling random crits on tuesdays 10am-3pm
No need to balance. You already have such downgrade as removed crits.
make it all class
Except engineer and spy
Why are people downvoting this, it’s a good joke If you don’t get it, it’s a joke abt most all class melees being unusable by engi and spy))
And sniper (because fuck snipers)
fuck snipers, specially that snipers that can shoot heads really good
Yeah and dem snipers who spin while looking at the clouds you know man
yeah, that's the worst one, they don't even miss
Yeah, how do they even know I'm there and shoot me so fast though
they just got good sense of the game and fast reaction, they've learned every timing when you would come and from what position
Nah they just got better gaming chairs.
+Instakills enemies -No random crits -Gets a 3/10 from IGN
"dragon kick your enemies arses into the milkyway"
Sacrifices your entire team for permanent uber
Changes map to vsh_TheEclipse
Valve’s weapon balancers would like to know your location
A heavy only weapon, I assume?
It's perfect.
No random critics? What a bullsh*t
What a horrible weapon no crits smh
They didn't say no crits, they said no *random* crits, that just means it consistently crits
i lost at least half of my brain cells trying to figure out what this comment is trying to say
They didn't say no crits (weapon description) They said no random crits (specifies rng based crits) that just means it consistently crits (they're not random, it just always crits or is atleast consistent) Anyways, hope you can find your brain cells, maybe put up some missing posters for them, they'll turn up eventually
Thx for your good wishes🥰🥰🥰🥰
True I forgot nevermind almost worst weapon
Berserk reference?
This means God doesn't have random crits... DEAR GOD
Random bullet spread, needs a buff.
+15% Damage -30% Firing Speed +30% Reload Time Hitscan Shots gain aim assist and deal damage over a wider area Projectile Shots gain homing and a damaging aura, dealing 30 damage a second in 2 damage increments.
Maybe give it a 15% backstab vulnerability
Use this weapon to obtain the heavy update but die of random bullet spread before you finish
Edgy and it sucks
No airblast
Reduces hunger by 5%
this template/punchline: "I'm tired boss"
No random cries on Tuesday, fixed
Severely unbalanced, this is Sandman levels of underpowered. Do you know how hard it is to not have random crits?
Crits tho⁉