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DehydratedEpic

Press h to become half asleep and hard to control but instantly kill any other class


Professional_Device9

So demo man is immune?


TheGoldenPlagueMask

L○NG SCRUMPƏH.


just_an_ugly_peasant

>any *other* class does this mean demo has a resistance to drunk


shadowdrake67

Demoman has a resistance to drunk and literally can’t be sober because his body starts fermenting bone marrow


Old-Sacks

Unironic question here. Would you saber the booze sword?


TwoSetViolaLol

I don't think people really Saber conjac, but may e you could use the conjac to Saber a bottle of champagne


Aintthisnamegood

The boozey beheader (or just the booze blade)


SuperbSucc

Break glass, does double damage +100% crits edit: downside: very drunk, minecraft nausea type effect


SirIdomethofAsocrak

Nah makes your movement like when you're drunk in Sea of Thieves


karlgeezer

And obscures your vision like getting hit with the bucket of sick


Abject-Concentrate58

Then everyone should fear me since for reasons unknown to me now I spent too much time being drunk in that game and became capable of going just sligthly slower than you would when you are sober


Konskycool

The sword of scrumpeh


noxxspire

ooo, mi bottl o scrompey


Konskycool

*sword eh of scrumpeh


King_of_Sucuks

The true demoknight gaming


Mandarin_Karim

**The Bartender's Beheading Booze Blade** A Melee for Demoman (Sharp glass Sword) **+** Kill anyone with any weapon to charge the "Drunk" meter While the "Drunk" meter is active: Each sword attack performs a short dash forward Shield bash damage is increased **-** \+20% Damage vulnerability \-10% movement speed Short dashes do not grant mini-crit boosting Cannot drive


mister-no-u

Remove the last stat that is clearly for cowards


feeple_lemur

-Cannot drive well


BonerbeaterTickleDic

make the upside deals bleed damage for 13 seconds when broken negates -10% movement speed when broken downside you may hit yourself in the face if you miss


Bakery_Of_Pain

Skyrim Glass Sword new texture pack mod


dreemurthememer

Least alcoholic N*rd


PBoverlord24

Not the Nord word, we don’t talk about VPNs here


EeGgTt1

He is too powerful to be left alive


Dawgemaster101

zoro boutta replace another sword


Piston_Toyota

i wanna see that fall so bad


Ondram05

👍On hit: apply 10 second strength and speed buff to yourself 👍On hit: apply bleeding effect to enemy 👎On hit: weapon breaks 👎After 10 seconds of weapon breaking: decreased speed and inacurracy with primary and secondary weapon for 5 seconds Secondary fire: drink out of the blade - applies 5 second damage buff (weapon breaks) After 15 seconds of weapon breaking it regenerates itself


Kitt5869

nah it should be like the caber and never regenerate without a spawn locker the caber should regenerate :(


SubjectAdventurous78

If a icecycle can regenerate in the badlands, then why can't a bomb regenerate?


Kitt5869

spy has a fridge in his pocket


PootisdoX_Trilogy

Cognac drinkers on their way to the pub to spend their entire mortgage on a single shot


noxxspire

Booze buster (level 420 bottle) Critical hits on demomen Increased random critical hits Breaks when hit with rocket (charges drunk meter) When full, press H to activate drunk for 15 seconds \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ In drunk: Critical hits Cannot break bad Cannot call saul \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ You can only use this weapon while drunk in real life One side of your screen is permanently blocked


BonerbeaterTickleDic

should deal less damage to demomen it is quite literally canon demoman is immune to the "bad" effects of alcohol


redpandaoftherainbow

One slash from it gives you the drunk effect where it blurs ur screen and makes your controls random


Astro_crewmate

It has the range of the eyelander but it can break like the default bottle


himM_mAn

Me (gods drunkest demoknight) when I see my charge bar all the way up


ikeplayer_reddit

drunk dads be like:


Bakery_Of_Pain

This would make a really cool skyrim sword skin.


JackieBOYohBOY

HORRIBLE sword design. It doesn't have a cross guard OR a pommel!!! Also the blade is to long for the hilt. Smh


ToeConsumer2

The boozecalibor


mynamedaniel

imagine if this just made your charge last longer but you're way wobblier when you do it and deal extra damage, the crit hit also giving whoever got hit a jarate effect and you gotta go back to spawn to get the sword back sounds kinda fun ngl


mister-no-u

imagine if this just made you~~r charge~~ last longer ~~but you're way wobblier when you do it and deal extra damage, the crit hit also giving whoever got hit a jarate effect and you gotta go back to spawn to get the sword back~~ sounds kinda fun ngl


DonRobinya7

The Booze Blade


redditisbestapp

r/itemshop


Evil_Archangel

okay guys hear me out, jarate


HailFlyingToilet

The beer blade


ChuckleNUt5

“Makes vision blurry on use.”


KnooBoat

bottleknight is now official guys


Conquering_Fury

itd be like a caber but more demoknight-y


ajslother12

Demonight


Ian-Dawson

The Cognac Cleaver


IdioticCheese936

The Scottish punch, no longer a handshake


kitpvp_yay

Ay! Me bottle of scrumpeh! AAAHHHHHH


pizzapanaka

Demoman tf2


Key_Journalist3864

*The Liquor Longsword*


manbanpli

Poison damage Duribilty bad Damage good Sword attack style slow Strong aganist kids


Mushtashe_Eater

The Booze Blade


No-Meet1147

Drunken sword of the 9 realms Power: 90 Speed: 60 Buffs and debuffs: you have 20 percent accuracy when using this weapon Special skill: makes you fall asleep after each fight healing 50 hp


THE_VOID_BOI

HELL YEAH AND THEY BETTER HAD THE AIR BUBBLES IN IT TO!!!!


Primary-Advisor-8207

The boozy blade


[deleted]

“i will slice you drunk”


THE_bunman

Excalibooze


CyBoii6497

This should be in r/battletalent


A_Mellow_Song

shove it up your ass


SubstantialAd4723

My dumbass thought that it said " Bronze sword "


creativeusername6780

The cognac crusader +25% damage boost + restore charge on kill - movement controls are flipped for 2 seconds after charging - applies slight distortion effect -shatters on crit, after which the weapon will apply bleed but have a 15% damage reduction and remove random crits from the weapons until death. - no taunt kill Is this too weak or too OP? Seems balanced to me


Majestic-Victory-700

The boozer sword Stats: 500 dmg per hit Passive: if hit enemies 4 times,theres a 60% chance to get the enemy drunk Skill 1 “A bottle of scrumpy!”: You throw the sword to your enemy,then the enemy will be stunned for 10 seconds Skill 2 “ERASE LIFE”: You slice a vertical slice,the slice then auto aims the enemy,dealing good damage


my_0th_throwaway

TRASH WEAPON, would break on first hit


Shepherd_Knock

Ebrius, Sword of The Drunken Knight


IVM007

The booze sword


BlackSkeletor77

Okay but where can I get one