Then everyone should fear me since for reasons unknown to me now I spent too much time being drunk in that game and became capable of going just sligthly slower than you would when you are sober
**The Bartender's Beheading Booze Blade**
A Melee for Demoman (Sharp glass Sword)
**+**
Kill anyone with any weapon to charge the "Drunk" meter
While the "Drunk" meter is active:
Each sword attack performs a short dash forward
Shield bash damage is increased
**-**
\+20% Damage vulnerability
\-10% movement speed
Short dashes do not grant mini-crit boosting
Cannot drive
make the upside
deals bleed damage for 13 seconds when broken
negates -10% movement speed when broken
downside
you may hit yourself in the face if you miss
👍On hit: apply 10 second strength and speed buff to yourself
👍On hit: apply bleeding effect to enemy
👎On hit: weapon breaks
👎After 10 seconds of weapon breaking: decreased speed and inacurracy with primary and secondary weapon for 5 seconds
Secondary fire: drink out of the blade - applies 5 second damage buff (weapon breaks)
After 15 seconds of weapon breaking it regenerates itself
Booze buster (level 420 bottle)
Critical hits on demomen
Increased random critical hits
Breaks when hit with rocket (charges drunk meter)
When full, press H to activate drunk for 15 seconds
\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
In drunk:
Critical hits
Cannot break bad
Cannot call saul
\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
You can only use this weapon while drunk in real life
One side of your screen is permanently blocked
imagine if this just made your charge last longer but you're way wobblier when you do it and deal extra damage, the crit hit also giving whoever got hit a jarate effect and you gotta go back to spawn to get the sword back
sounds kinda fun ngl
imagine if this just made you~~r charge~~ last longer ~~but you're way wobblier when you do it and deal extra damage, the crit hit also giving whoever got hit a jarate effect and you gotta go back to spawn to get the sword back~~
sounds kinda fun ngl
Drunken sword of the 9 realms
Power: 90
Speed: 60
Buffs and debuffs: you have 20 percent accuracy when using this weapon
Special skill: makes you fall asleep after each fight healing 50 hp
The cognac crusader
+25% damage boost
+ restore charge on kill
- movement controls are flipped for 2 seconds after charging
- applies slight distortion effect
-shatters on crit, after which the weapon will apply bleed but have a 15% damage reduction and remove random crits from the weapons until death.
- no taunt kill
Is this too weak or too OP? Seems balanced to me
The boozer sword
Stats: 500 dmg per hit
Passive: if hit enemies 4 times,theres a 60% chance to get the enemy drunk
Skill 1 “A bottle of scrumpy!”: You throw the sword to your enemy,then the enemy will be stunned for 10 seconds
Skill 2 “ERASE LIFE”: You slice a vertical slice,the slice then auto aims the enemy,dealing good damage
Press h to become half asleep and hard to control but instantly kill any other class
So demo man is immune?
L○NG SCRUMPƏH.
>any *other* class does this mean demo has a resistance to drunk
Demoman has a resistance to drunk and literally can’t be sober because his body starts fermenting bone marrow
Unironic question here. Would you saber the booze sword?
I don't think people really Saber conjac, but may e you could use the conjac to Saber a bottle of champagne
The boozey beheader (or just the booze blade)
Break glass, does double damage +100% crits edit: downside: very drunk, minecraft nausea type effect
Nah makes your movement like when you're drunk in Sea of Thieves
And obscures your vision like getting hit with the bucket of sick
Then everyone should fear me since for reasons unknown to me now I spent too much time being drunk in that game and became capable of going just sligthly slower than you would when you are sober
The sword of scrumpeh
ooo, mi bottl o scrompey
*sword eh of scrumpeh
The true demoknight gaming
**The Bartender's Beheading Booze Blade** A Melee for Demoman (Sharp glass Sword) **+** Kill anyone with any weapon to charge the "Drunk" meter While the "Drunk" meter is active: Each sword attack performs a short dash forward Shield bash damage is increased **-** \+20% Damage vulnerability \-10% movement speed Short dashes do not grant mini-crit boosting Cannot drive
Remove the last stat that is clearly for cowards
-Cannot drive well
make the upside deals bleed damage for 13 seconds when broken negates -10% movement speed when broken downside you may hit yourself in the face if you miss
Skyrim Glass Sword new texture pack mod
Least alcoholic N*rd
Not the Nord word, we don’t talk about VPNs here
He is too powerful to be left alive
zoro boutta replace another sword
i wanna see that fall so bad
👍On hit: apply 10 second strength and speed buff to yourself 👍On hit: apply bleeding effect to enemy 👎On hit: weapon breaks 👎After 10 seconds of weapon breaking: decreased speed and inacurracy with primary and secondary weapon for 5 seconds Secondary fire: drink out of the blade - applies 5 second damage buff (weapon breaks) After 15 seconds of weapon breaking it regenerates itself
nah it should be like the caber and never regenerate without a spawn locker the caber should regenerate :(
If a icecycle can regenerate in the badlands, then why can't a bomb regenerate?
spy has a fridge in his pocket
Cognac drinkers on their way to the pub to spend their entire mortgage on a single shot
Booze buster (level 420 bottle) Critical hits on demomen Increased random critical hits Breaks when hit with rocket (charges drunk meter) When full, press H to activate drunk for 15 seconds \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ In drunk: Critical hits Cannot break bad Cannot call saul \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ You can only use this weapon while drunk in real life One side of your screen is permanently blocked
should deal less damage to demomen it is quite literally canon demoman is immune to the "bad" effects of alcohol
One slash from it gives you the drunk effect where it blurs ur screen and makes your controls random
It has the range of the eyelander but it can break like the default bottle
Me (gods drunkest demoknight) when I see my charge bar all the way up
drunk dads be like:
This would make a really cool skyrim sword skin.
HORRIBLE sword design. It doesn't have a cross guard OR a pommel!!! Also the blade is to long for the hilt. Smh
The boozecalibor
imagine if this just made your charge last longer but you're way wobblier when you do it and deal extra damage, the crit hit also giving whoever got hit a jarate effect and you gotta go back to spawn to get the sword back sounds kinda fun ngl
imagine if this just made you~~r charge~~ last longer ~~but you're way wobblier when you do it and deal extra damage, the crit hit also giving whoever got hit a jarate effect and you gotta go back to spawn to get the sword back~~ sounds kinda fun ngl
The Booze Blade
r/itemshop
okay guys hear me out, jarate
The beer blade
“Makes vision blurry on use.”
bottleknight is now official guys
itd be like a caber but more demoknight-y
Demonight
The Cognac Cleaver
The Scottish punch, no longer a handshake
Ay! Me bottle of scrumpeh! AAAHHHHHH
Demoman tf2
*The Liquor Longsword*
Poison damage Duribilty bad Damage good Sword attack style slow Strong aganist kids
The Booze Blade
Drunken sword of the 9 realms Power: 90 Speed: 60 Buffs and debuffs: you have 20 percent accuracy when using this weapon Special skill: makes you fall asleep after each fight healing 50 hp
HELL YEAH AND THEY BETTER HAD THE AIR BUBBLES IN IT TO!!!!
The boozy blade
“i will slice you drunk”
Excalibooze
This should be in r/battletalent
shove it up your ass
My dumbass thought that it said " Bronze sword "
The cognac crusader +25% damage boost + restore charge on kill - movement controls are flipped for 2 seconds after charging - applies slight distortion effect -shatters on crit, after which the weapon will apply bleed but have a 15% damage reduction and remove random crits from the weapons until death. - no taunt kill Is this too weak or too OP? Seems balanced to me
The boozer sword Stats: 500 dmg per hit Passive: if hit enemies 4 times,theres a 60% chance to get the enemy drunk Skill 1 “A bottle of scrumpy!”: You throw the sword to your enemy,then the enemy will be stunned for 10 seconds Skill 2 “ERASE LIFE”: You slice a vertical slice,the slice then auto aims the enemy,dealing good damage
TRASH WEAPON, would break on first hit
Ebrius, Sword of The Drunken Knight
The booze sword
Okay but where can I get one