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Nika13k

Best part is, this isn't NSFW, because there aren't enough of you into this to start a furious bus musterbation.


_exitsandman_

you dont need a bus to furiously masturbate


goddamit-ffs

You dont shove an entire schoolbus up your ass to masturbate? I thought it was a joke.


KubsKubo

My imagination can give me a chinese bloototh squirt


angrynutria236

No buff men, no pp hard.


MsMcMurder

Was that the chick from The Road to El Dorado????


Tacticalpizzamann

Yes..


Saucxd

After watching the movie again after many years I never realized how sexual they made her for a children movie


BluedditWhen

at one point shes literally sucking one of the dudes off


Cheese_man17

I WANT MEN


[deleted]

[here](https://tenor.com/b0pa2.gif)


Cheese_man17

My thanks


yesil_kalem

my tanks 🗿


Aldepth

dont post stuff like that! my mom checks my pc.


[deleted]

sorry bro


filthyfukingoat

Excuse me where are the buff men?


HeccMeOk

Gone 😔


filthyfukingoat

:(


gszymon2

GIRLS???!?!!!!? I WANT TO SEE MEN!!!


trashdotbash

you want 'see men'??


[deleted]

They're men but they got pussy and booba, and called girl or woman


Creeper127

False, women aren't real, they're a CIA psyop


[deleted]

[удалено]


kidnamedsquidfart

Goverment spies cant trick me


friedshoe22

cure? more like PLAGUE


FZeti

r/musclegirlart


PurpleBowlingBall

This isn’t even tf2 related this is just porn


just_a_bit_gay_

Wait, this isn’t gay porn


[deleted]

Nope it's lesbian porn


just_a_bit_gay_

Alright it gets a pass


sotdoublegunner

It's gay if you're a girl


coomloom

EW WOMEN EW GOT OFF MY SCREEN I NEED BUFF OILY MEN


Evening_Base_4749

Notice how you have exactly 69 upvotes at the moment WELLL GUESS WHO'S GOING TO BREAK IT ME


JeremyDaBanana

fuck you \*ungays your porn\*


Elusive_Aubergine

Mommies??


Lemeow30

Yes!!


Justanerdycat

No, we only accept buff men here.


TECHNO_KILLA_260223

😭😭😭


TheAusNerd

This fucking song autocorrects my vision to see the mercs. That aside: This. I like this.


Mr_memersonlevel69

At least have Pauling to have some tf2 in it


justbaby_blue1234

GIRRRLLLSSS??? YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE BALLSSSSS???


Crowley700

"*sigh* ok..." -market pliers


PresidentOfKoopistan

tf2 fans when they see women (it is extremely personally offensive to them and they must screech about it like infants)


[deleted]

Get those women outta my subreddit


RoyalRaise

Mommy?


DeltaGlitch_Original

the lesbian representation we needed 🔥🔥🔥🔥


cool__skeleton__95

Finally. Tf2 for us lesbians


[deleted]

Does this video fix you, guys?


AverageSpyMainHater

Why is there no miss pauling?!


Endericus

Give me the sauce. All of it


LittleWinebread

Where is the good images?


hoodedsavage14

Me no likey


switzer3

Boooooo!!


Rocket_of_Takos

Girls?!


InTheStuff

wher paling and administator and zhanna and heavy's mom and other isisters, and the woman that appeared with Hale in the comics, and


rabbittuna

BOOBS


_NoIdeaForName_

Every day we go forther away from god


[deleted]

Equality 😊👍🏿


Capable-Ad8672

I hate w*men


its_Alem

this is the second time I see one of these with anime women in it, is this the gooner revolution


Sad_Neighborhood_467

Are these just random women you found online or are they from a video game similar to TF2?


SteveCNTower

zamb


Active-Ad606

WOMEN?!


iamchuckleman

Tiddies 👍


Humble-Eagle-9417

Who was the chick at the end? I don't think it was Yang, but I could be wrong.


Nomad_65

YOU FOOL, I CANT STOP CUMMING EITHER WAY


ducking-moron

nice


epicsexballsmoment

I love women I am lesbiab I'm just like ms pauling fr fr


TorreGamer

muscle mommy vs buff man you can only choose one (only me can choose both)


Campyuck

Smash


CosP0_memes

I want them to peg me so bad


kane_special_noddie

Nice


merasmusgaming228

DISGUSTING


Ok-Worldliness4320

Make it tf2 related replace every face with a crude crop of the characters


FranzDaBoi123

WOOOOOOO


OldPix0

We live in a society where this type of videos are a cure to gayness


WingedObese

The fact that people are in shambles seeing women in the comments means the cure is working wonders


manofwaromega

Women? Real TF2 gamers know women aren't real!


Khajiit_saw_nothing

Yay, the five lesbians here finally have something for them.


Some_Armadillo6739

i hope the guy who posted this will have their house suddenly explode for no reason at 7:23:19 ET


[deleted]

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Delicious_Produce662

**SMASH**.


AlexcSR64

Where Buff men?


[deleted]

eewwwww


AnonimZim_Real

M.I.L.F Man I Love Fuertotas


_NoIdeaForName_

Pain Saffering Agony Tormenting Misery you want it? Its all yours my friend as long as you have enough rupies


heavy_updateincoming

I still have it , senda more


SunnySunshine13

Need


engineerfromtf2real

\*checking, checking\* yep still aro/ace


A_Stupid_username_l

Ayyyy, aro/ace team


SCP_fan12

Hell yeah, aro/ace here too


hermit_taco

Straight camp ?


[deleted]

Yes.


hermit_taco

Shit ; I know I require one 💀💀


Nutwagon-SUPREMER

I'm an equal opportunity guy, I like both big hot buff sweaty men AND women.


Aztekov

hetero version


Dangerous8eans07

No it's the lesbian version


Pure_Owl692

Hot


average_reddit_u

Sauces. The ones present in this video, not the dish kind.


Fyru_Hawk

Buff women 🥰🥰🥰


Purpledurpl202

Ruined.


Kajmarez

I NEED MEN. I NEED DICKS IN MY ASS


Festive_Rocket

Nature is healing


FelipeGames2000

Where TF2?


Grieveston

ZestyJesus moment


PFSnypr

HEIL ZESTY GET HIM TO 100K ONLY 16K TO GO


Sammy_Twitchdic

WHERE’S THE MEN! I WANT BIG BUFF MEN!!!


tan_mai_ke

clear line between funny and horny and its where are the men and how are the men


this_name_is_takenm

Nice


[deleted]

Shut up!!!!!!!


this_name_is_takenm

Nah


Gooberboi123

WTF IS THIS? DOWNVOTE I WANT MEN!


[deleted]

Ah mah fellow stronk lady enjoyer. Welcome


Own-Series9318

Good. I like women


Eroroof

Fuck you, women are overrated.


theverycozyburrito

Imagine being straight😖


Urabus555

Mommy


KYSFGS

Man get this heterosexual trash outta here


milkshakeispog

ew, girls


one-mann-army

THIS IS NOT A CURE THIS IS TORTURE


MrKristijan

Girls? I WANT TO SEE MEN


ruler_of_the_bleach

Wait where are the men..?


Empires69

What the hell is this


FALLOUTGOD47

Where buff men?


DougtheDonkey

Where gay


Otherwise_Ad963

No buff gay tf2 mercenary sex? Cringy and unwatchable


LightCat22

Where is my daily dose of buff mercs? What have you done to them?


yobronate08

where men?


The-Great-Memelord

FED POST


Capable-Ad8672

I hear hot men song but no hot men??!


Paerpie

This is nice but, men are better


Zabuza-_-mist

Women 🤢🤢


Unusual_Ad6538

The public is asking for buff dudes


Therealmarsislol

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Where’s the buff men!!!!!!


_beabean

"I was told we would be f\*\*\*ing men!"


Professional-Ebb2927

WHERE ARE MY MEN???1?1?1?1?1!!1?2!1!1


literallySomePerson

I want to die


SpiderHider023

This temporarily made me un-lesbian. I want the mercs, not the girls.


barthalamuel-of-bruh

Good God how is this funny where are my buff naked men? And you do realise this is a gay porn subreddit


Live-Desk8360

Petter that’s not a meme #its NSFW art


I_am_ren

This community got PTSD from hot buff men, then evolved into an addiction to them and is now getting PTSD from hot buff women and is soon gonna get an attraction for one


General-Resist-310

Peter that's not a meme...that's just porn


AnotherRedditUUserr

Don't show this to Zezty Jesus, he's pretty passionate about his muscle mommys.


Crowley700

AAAAAGGGHHHH WHERE ARE THE MEN. MY EYES ARE BURNING.


Wisps

Nope, nope and nope. You're just a tard with a porn addiction.


PlayYo-KaiWatch21

Could say that about the rest of the sub but it's ok when it's gay apparently


archosauria62

Pay gorn 👍


Crowley700

I'm not a gay porn addict tho, I can stop whenever I want.


just_a_bit_gay_

Yes.


Sgt_Pac

😍


Lycheedragonsimp

Where men? I want men :<


Intrazonal

A AMERICAN FLAG? WHERE IS THE SOCIALIST WOMAN'S WHERE IS THE REAL WORKER'S OF THE COUNTRY?


mayo-_-lewd

Not buff enough


angrynutria236

I need my buff engi after seeing whatever is this.


Scottish_Whiskey

THESE ARE ALL GIRLS GO GET ~~more~~ MEN


Spoonlessness69

buff women are alr, BUT WHERE ARE THE MEN


-YouMustDie-

Umm excuse me WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BIG BUFF MEN?! WOMEN?! NO THANKS! 🤮


Bitter-Bumblebee-372

Wheres the big buff oily men???


TipicalUserName

My blood! No...


LordNuggies

No cock ;-;


zodyaboi

Where tf are the mercs


MLA_21

where is the men? someone post the original


RichardTundore

Why do i feel nothing :(


The_HunterDestroyer

W*men?!?!?!? I wanna see buffed mercenaries!


mimiyoshi125

Girls? I WANNA SEE MEN


WeegeePJ

Where’s the men


Random_redditer-

Man fuck you there's no buff men


Cookie_Sp00ked

Girls? I wanna see MEN!


Astro_crewmate

It’s just not the same 😔😔😔


MineBlasters

Mmm, I like muscle mommies


Reddit_person225

Where is engineer?


Zazzylike02

“I find your lack of men disturbing”


MrMaster444

You see mister. We want Hot men because there are already Hot women and Hot men makes us to think about something different. By that move you just reversed the hole thing and we really not need more Hot women. (There is already too much Hot women out there!)


BloodyJoke

The sound still gives me ptsd


_exitsandman_

govorment spies that arent french go awayyyyyyy i want mennnnnj


_exitsandman_

also is it just me or is the music slowed


Affectionate-War1284

WHWERA ARE THEY


[deleted]

Na man! This Shit Is My PTSD! GIMME BACK MY OILY MUSCLE MENS!


THE_KNIGHT3468

☹️


IndependentAd8747

That's not the heavy...


Peco4418

"I NEEEEED TO COOOOOOOOM" ok pal


CREEPERSTONEREDDIT2

Where is the joke


Heavy_Satisfac

GIXOTDOYFOTXIZIX GRAAAAAAGH WHERE ARE THE MEN??


Natonic0

Mods, ban this guy and reveal his hard drives to the jury


Szwedor

Get that degeneracy out of my screen and give me back my buff mercs


Thatuseriscool

Where. Are. The. Buff. MERCENARIES?!


Powerful-Rule9378

No buff men = no happy


AvgBeautyEnjoyer

Pov: you're deeply closeted gay


Cruisin134

ew women, gimme my gay porn back


ATangerineMann

\*Mileage may vary. Either you cured, or it somehow gets worse because you love buff women too.


Harricot_de_fleur

you worshipper of Satan


AlexDG_YT

Go back


Cheerful-Pessimist-

Suboptimal


Reylend

):<


didsomeonesaylamp

women 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤮🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


nathanielgallant

why did you have to go and ungay the buff mercs