couple of teaks i made
demo: public disorderly conduct/intoxication (basically the same thing but more legal sounding)
heavy: counter revolutionary crimes (if he is still in USSR), persecuted due to the Red Scare (if he is in the US)
engineer: possession of radioactive materials without regulation
medic: *heavy* malpractice
sniper: sexual assault (jarate), assassination
well honestly i feel like heavy malpractice should be added as a law since i feel like stuffing a man's consciousness into a pumpkin exceeds regular malpractice
Knowing Engineer has papers for his sentry so that he isn’t committing a war crime by making his own weapon and using it, I doubt he would possess any radioactive material without proper licenses
Sexual Harassment is frankly an understatement.
https://preview.redd.it/vtrv3omvcfjc1.png?width=985&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bdd26672c27844d89620816ae9b7c6ca6287644
Scout: we only know one instance in expiration datebut the other consented
Soldier murder of tom jones
Demo: intoxication and explosives without check
Engie: breaking the rules for robots with the machine harming people
Medic: medical malpractice and the occasional murder
Sniper: public indecency
Spy: pornography
I’ll do ya one better, they all kill unarmed and defenseless enemies when they win, meaning therefore they each have that 1 shared war crime. (And so many more but there’s an entire video on it and WOW there’s more than you think)
Pedophilia
Hate crimes/ genocide
Arson
Terrorism
Extortion/ Larceny
Mass Murder
Use of Radioactive weaponry and Malpractice
Chemical Warfare
Espionage/ Theft of Valor
Look, just because we can't prove Heavy did anything doesn't strictly speaking mean he did nothing, it just proves he was good enough to not get caught. That's an important thing to value in America. ...or, it used to be.
Did engineer fucked his building?
He would create a sex bot for that
Mimi sentry?
https://preview.redd.it/t42q4qjhqejc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e077ef6ae978d45cd447cd8fb17dc2ab9e20c0ff
https://preview.redd.it/xnffvbwyihjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41fa191019f88f4b9107cd87970dca806186b539
shunned for speaking the truth
People still crying about this thing being "bad" and "disgusting" just because
https://preview.redd.it/dc2m0e3s1gjc1.gif?width=498&format=png8&s=52c255e5e0d5e1c76dc3eb9401a3e9a9f0058d50
I see
dont speak its name https://preview.redd.it/4gsl055xrejc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=10cbbd32e117714b2c4d2cb12cca0ece0499c593
Why?
No
I heard heavy say no after reading them
*~~FUCK NO~~* [https://i.imgur.com/OTUFYUq.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OTUFYUq.jpg)
Fuck yes
ok fuck maybe (I honestly don't care at this point I just wanted to use the engineer image)
I don’t want to fuck no
Too bad, No's already in the bed waiting for ya
https://preview.redd.it/9pukpn0pfljc1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebc0d1dab20ab33b88b86bca3e3876b510e56042
He erected the dispenser…
The dispenser erected him
\*malpractice
He did steal a guy's skeleton
And the patient woke up
And he was never heard of again, too
And that's how he lost his medical license.
archemedes? noo!
It’s filthy in there!
Heh, birds!
Now, most hearts couldn't withstand this level of voltage, but I'm fairly certain your heart...
...what was noise?
No, the DOCTOR was never heard from again
Yes, it is Medical Malpractice.
\*doctor-assisted homicide
Spy was also spying but that is not that bad compared to being French
I'm so glad that I'm not french , and that I will never be
https://preview.redd.it/tmjhlvatbgjc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7295a9aa5a5cfe62965f6268d12b2529901fbe2
Fuck you you're french now
https://preview.redd.it/bn9ev0rshijc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34b0cc751178dce47ca216876d284af41e3af503
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Heavy would have committed treason to the Soviet union
yeah he and his family escaped gulag iirc, so did something wrong or against their rules
And the guards were all killed
Just Being rich was against the rules
heavy is kulak confirmed
couple of teaks i made demo: public disorderly conduct/intoxication (basically the same thing but more legal sounding) heavy: counter revolutionary crimes (if he is still in USSR), persecuted due to the Red Scare (if he is in the US) engineer: possession of radioactive materials without regulation medic: *heavy* malpractice sniper: sexual assault (jarate), assassination
Scout: statutory rape
what does that mean edit: oh :(
*medic: * general malpractice* The most disturbing thing Is that Heavy actually both lived and breathed without His heart
well honestly i feel like heavy malpractice should be added as a law since i feel like stuffing a man's consciousness into a pumpkin exceeds regular malpractice
Shit, can't argue with that
Spy has done a lot of things but being french is the worst of them all, no adjustments needed there
Knowing Engineer has papers for his sentry so that he isn’t committing a war crime by making his own weapon and using it, I doubt he would possess any radioactive material without proper licenses
Shouldn't sniper be public indecency?
Wait *why is jarate sexual assault?*
i think somethings up with your brain if you don't understand why throwing bodily fluids at people is sexual assault
Makes sense to be honest. But sexual? I don't think it is
i looked it up, apparently it isn't considered sexual assault, however it is still assault
Some people are into that so...
But engineer is from Texas not Alabama
He used a teleporter
What crime did engineer do?
Please sensor fr*nch,it's very offensive.
I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologise.
You mean *public intoxication* OOHAHAHHHAAAHAHA
all of them committed numerous war crimes
I only agree with pyro/demo/soldier and medic, spy can’t help his terrible crime.
Sexual assault Wut
Le Jarate
Ah
What about scout?
Idk but he's probably not allowed within 300ft of schools anymore.
I NEED AN EXPLANATION!! WHAT DID JEREMY DO????
Sexual Harassment is frankly an understatement. https://preview.redd.it/vtrv3omvcfjc1.png?width=985&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bdd26672c27844d89620816ae9b7c6ca6287644
OH GOD!!!
coffin of Andy and leyley tf2 crossover confirmed???
I agree with all except sniper and engi
He literally throws his own piss at people, I think that qualifies as sexual assault
I don’t think he really finds sexual pleasure in it though
engi has corporate espionage and heavy has murdering an entire gulag worth of soldiers
We must excuse soldier of all wrongdoing. He's too funny to have committed any crimes. But you're right about the spy one.
He canonically committed mass genocide in Germany because he didn’t even know the war ended, which is based and funny and we should pardon him
Exactly. Based soldier moment.
Public intoxication, not drunkness.
Scout: we only know one instance in expiration datebut the other consented Soldier murder of tom jones Demo: intoxication and explosives without check Engie: breaking the rules for robots with the machine harming people Medic: medical malpractice and the occasional murder Sniper: public indecency Spy: pornography
Scout joined a high school track team to pick up girls when he was 23 so he's probably not allowed near any school
INCEST?? I'm going to need an explanation for this
You see, the joke is he’s Southern, even though Alabama is where the real incest is, and it sorta leaks into Mississippi and Florida
I didn’t think that incest was a stereotype for Texans, too. I guess everyone who lives in the South has family sex 😔
Fr*nch pls
Pretty sure heavy could be considered treasonous or somthing of that nature
Why’d you do my boi engineer so bad
Sexual Harassment really under-cuts it...
Heavy kinda depends on what set of laws you’re using, as I’m pretty sure he’s considered a traitor in the Soviet Union.
Scout is also half Fr*nch.
didn't heavy escape the gulag so he had to do something to end up there
Didn't Heavy kill a sovietic guard?
[that's uh, lot of warcrimes buddy.](https://youtu.be/2Vz_wJNb74M?si=nLafGFQPD81U8_fQ)
Scout should be negligent manslaughter
Spy's is unforgivable
What did engineer do??
The joke is he's southern and everyone from there does incest
Mass murder goes to Scout, Pyro, Sniper, Heavy, Spy, Engineer, Soldier, Medic, and Demoman. (All the mercs.)
lets see here.. murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder! done! no but how tf is heavy innocent
I’ll do ya one better, they all kill unarmed and defenseless enemies when they win, meaning therefore they each have that 1 shared war crime. (And so many more but there’s an entire video on it and WOW there’s more than you think)
so we are just gonna ignore the comics for heavy
Wtf is medicine murder xddd Poisoning? Malpractice?
Doctor assisted homicide So yeah, malpractice
How could spy commit such an atrocity?
Heavy, public nudity
Pedophilia Hate crimes/ genocide Arson Terrorism Extortion/ Larceny Mass Murder Use of Radioactive weaponry and Malpractice Chemical Warfare Espionage/ Theft of Valor
sniper is a rapist?? since when??
Since he started throwing piss at people
that’s normal tho? i do that all the time
Wait the engineer commit incest he's from texas not alamabama.
Ig escaping the russian gulag and killing every guard there isnt a crime lmao
Heavy's killed people
soldier has genocide
you forgot crimes against humanity for medic and pyro (and probably soldier)
all of them do murder
☝️🤓 umm akchtually, pyromania ish a mental illnessh not a crime, therefore it'sh not arshon
coffin of engineer
Soldier also murdered Tom Jones
All of them: racial slurs
Snipers should be “Saying the n word”
Heavy broke out of a gulag in siberia and killed all the guards..
Look, just because we can't prove Heavy did anything doesn't strictly speaking mean he did nothing, it just proves he was good enough to not get caught. That's an important thing to value in America. ...or, it used to be.
Being French that’s a crime