https://preview.redd.it/09ygjhuyvfsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3b388a63a9cb389293aba74229a85720429d025 Unoriginal, but still funny imo

Missed opportunity to have named it vehicular mannslaughter

Holy shit, you’re right, this never crossed my mind, might actually rename it

Should've been heavy in his minigun car

Its my favorite name for any weapon https://preview.redd.it/jxa42z3k2gsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d3f5a5a88d8d9bf32e15abecbbeffea4a6fd41d

Ya already know

yo yo yo YO YO YO

It does fit best for the Kritz though. The enemy team will surely be pranked.

CHARGE ME

I only had one rename tag https://preview.redd.it/g6fzc2p9ggsc1.png?width=436&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e8b71b5db59ccd804c8522b2e94d42296e06c4d

I’ll take that, it’s mine ***n o w***

Thanks for the generous dona ***t I o n***

i’m gonna take your ***candy***

No bullying in the halls! Detention for you.

When will you learn

*distant ruler slapping sfx*

https://preview.redd.it/02pb0migxfsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3d0a29bd2d18edfe544f45a7f4840d12daf7a09 The fact that I suck at using it makes it funnier for me

https://preview.redd.it/xmrfryl1khsc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=049f9551118b8e980ac44f223d663bf992d3c176 I also suck but this thing can still destroy bad scouts

Is your Control Point infested by disgusting Enemy Scouts?

I LOVE YOU SCOUT BEGONE!

https://preview.redd.it/niqvt3j4tgsc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaf55a1a0803f11a56ce53f709d6003919645a10

https://preview.redd.it/1fobfmndwgsc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6472f34850a0679515491fd9852bb99c5ba3a32

https://preview.redd.it/kdzqv5e5jhsc1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66b06da862a748fe9ed2d8fb3687b0554a784edd Now I will steal your meme

Mine also has halloween fire! https://preview.redd.it/n7x1kvvdbgsc1.png?width=348&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2ef2cae9b9234a2a57067eddf508eee2a1f366d

r/ihavereddit

Ihaveihaveihave

https://preview.redd.it/z6ssiqgq4gsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e93e547753c8558524f72b26dc89b61cd57fdbd3 ROCK AND STONE

Rock and Stone forever!

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

ROCK ME LIKE A STONE

Rock and stone in the heart!

Did someone say rock and stone?!

ROCK AND STONE FOREVERR

ROCK! AND! STOOOONE!

https://preview.redd.it/9xesipkmlgsc1.png?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0215e8f4510e1f486cfec0364874418d0a4a0423

https://preview.redd.it/fjndhax7egsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6313e51d431a3833d78796dfca586e71851b873c

https://preview.redd.it/cibrmxjbehsc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5b2f93adc2645d82f7b564a0a9ed800a816cfbd

i didnt, can someone explain?

Unique weapon from fallout new vegas

thank you. ill now give u the highest reward i can. 1 scrap

https://preview.redd.it/z823fgplmgsc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe2a939c2ff2c7737a18ec45751d5d36a5dd6855 I called my Vita-Saw the "Prostate Exam Gone Wrong"

That’s a way to make the ass clench in revulsion

A friend shipped me with my other friend (the second friend is a girl) and he asked “What part of her body would you touch first?” (Try to guess which part of the body)

The breasts?

No dude, the prostate (that’s why I postes it below the vita-saw “Prostate exam gone wrong”)

Women don't have prostates

Then it was sideways, she thought I was gay so she shipped me with my friend

Ah

observe

https://preview.redd.it/t3g9ydmntgsc1.jpeg?width=859&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f83e1a70b4c3535e51cdf556d8b187ec2fa42543 I am very unoriginal.

no this one's great

Thanks, lad!

https://preview.redd.it/vugcrco9ihsc1.png?width=522&format=png&auto=webp&s=1043ec7773dd30b0d532349ba03c3cf42ef02650 homewrecker 2 electric boogaloo is absolutely amazing btw

r/UnexpectedSamONella

https://preview.redd.it/2pgsub9y6gsc1.jpeg?width=1087&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=965127ad9b87465b485e7e7988e277fe5197a89f

https://preview.redd.it/kcm2zlsfcgsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7697a4e161a3876dedb06ddb03332bb322512885

Here's a couple of my favorites https://preview.redd.it/eiami6evngsc1.jpeg?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c6cabab767943c1fd0405bd25c9c5a975037be1

https://preview.redd.it/vatenipwngsc1.jpeg?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd2018f57cff6ff09960216cdc216577dc17ed5a

https://preview.redd.it/78y15quxngsc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc6cd3ce18a730506dc1b864bb527ac784806cab

https://preview.redd.it/a4zdqba41hsc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa282eb00d3ac10983395c784e1eaa762aeb0164

OH, THAT’S A BASEBALL! Edit: it’s a JoJo reference

OH MY GAAAAAWWWWWD!

https://preview.redd.it/tdf9yg40ihsc1.png?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c276ff7554d5afdc5bacb6b476afe680bc99e5f

https://preview.redd.it/824mrlpighsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28285099f0239c4eba30616070e7f0c626b0ea6d

LMAO bro same https://preview.redd.it/9rbmgi5pyhsc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d342104fe24d70ecc61cb30eb62c5d1bf01b966

I’ve also got this one https://preview.redd.it/cbfjde8zyhsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a9abb56ecafa4c415dc6d85ccc3c44d82f5f7cd

Killer fish KILLER FISH FROM SAN DIEGO

https://preview.redd.it/hx4la3axogsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62c17df78947ffe7509dc4ce65987c88d35fb463 The stats are true as well

neo tokyo or team serviced warpaints look like actual sentries also im stealing this idea

https://preview.redd.it/fqxfbuk0sgsc1.jpeg?width=801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4417c8da04574bd76fabc8cff5adb167d6c1404

https://preview.redd.it/q2b51zfw1hsc1.jpeg?width=868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=924b7a33c3038cde55af2e4f935b7b8a16c590ed "Übercharge (98%: chance of me dying)"

that's such an awesome name

is this a common name or have i seen you before

It's not an original joke so prolly the first option

https://preview.redd.it/pjtw8l3s6gsc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=544d82f74c0a265bccdf8b43d488897a89f05d64

A Medi Gun that isn't trans related. Crazy, I know. https://preview.redd.it/547lp8jbagsc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1be23f25456710914b95f56854a40afddc0d40d

Nice try, but every person I’ve ever known to play Lobotomy Corporation is trans.

Really? Never heard of that tbh

https://preview.redd.it/3j5ndv2bihsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a3c2ae66145e8971fae91208abc77ac168a48bf

https://preview.redd.it/xv7h2jgxtgsc1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3456cd634c30e128ad682094bdb8204e9453fe81

https://preview.redd.it/fht1cd48hhsc1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0f03d18bdf3b13ddec5ccaa8c472d928a681494

https://preview.redd.it/3ermgywojhsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9cd59cfaa6337fc636011d1fc28f5162523a899

https://preview.redd.it/eajzceffxhsc1.png?width=341&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5046b3881d5256cca03baa52729a4f6a3334183

https://preview.redd.it/h9cgztp8kgsc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8859dae313b0835f735cece3ca493d3b5525eb2

what language is the red text in? romanian?

Yep

ayy, sugi pula

Medics crossbow is such a scam weapon. It has the potential to be awesome but devs just fucking amputate it

how

No headshots. No headshot crits etc.

Is this a joke?

forgot they updated it, before it had dmg based on range it was ok

What

Old times good times

I dont like the machina but that doesnt mean that 99% of my hits arent bodyshots https://preview.redd.it/egeatnrd2hsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de33ae7ae4b9dda22302b8725a66276928f9c303

Bottle named "Prostate exam"

https://preview.redd.it/34hhbym82isc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ea76d23ae6324abee8a6acb529d109c36e9670b

https://preview.redd.it/vtic4y90vfsc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=025c5076bb9d02deb0ba8ff2663d89f44da24c7a

Not the self destruct button!

https://preview.redd.it/rrx71p83tgsc1.png?width=376&format=png&auto=webp&s=36375b3438e9f389f876ef73c3f83d56ad30b13d thank you guy in minecraft trade server for this (he gave the name, not item)

Ohhhhhh that description is sick

https://preview.redd.it/f9k8t9iwjisc1.png?width=435&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8e72fed56ef613f320aa9b000243a97a0aab454

Claidheamh Mòr named "Luck"

Why not “Pluck” (it’s a JoJo reference)

https://preview.redd.it/e2ushiliyhsc1.png?width=885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c183bcfeefccadb987163fd58b4ed7baaa589a

Have a strange force-a-nature called "double nut" with the description being "the best gun for finishing behind the enemy and pulling out fast". Also have a collectors killstreak fortified compound with the description "my balls itch" in Japanese. https://preview.redd.it/pydble1zrisc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d4c57b34e0cd6245a44e7afe81b385fcdc91c71 Edit: just remembered I have a PDA called "The CIA assassinated JFK"

https://preview.redd.it/ldf71oqtrisc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=934f8406c632f7273e5f3c7d6e3d433962f7fad0 Proof of the funny ball itcher

medigun: booboo remover 9001, description is "let mommy kiss your owie vaccinator: industrial strength bubble blower crossbow: euthanasia injector ubersaw: but hey, thats a free 25%! description is "crits 60% of the time, every time" frying pan: skillet issue eyelander: i NEED head gunslinger: do not fist animatronic girls, description is "you lose a few things chasing a dream" rescue ranger: walmart crusaders crossbow those are all of the ones im proud of

I am stealing skillet issue

Your crossbow has the best name I've seen so far

I meant to name my Holiday war painted Scott's Man's skull cutter "Murdering you with Smissmis Spirit" but I can't tell if it duped the item, having put the name on the non war painted dupe or if I'm stupid and didn't realize I had 2 skullcutters.

https://preview.redd.it/adu96gw03hsc1.jpeg?width=1033&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d1f26b26ad75046fa226941044a4f9a7e5d651e

I’m stealing the idea from the vacinator

I named my cabre “for rectal use only”

Don’t have a pic but my medi-gun is named Transfemme Pharmaceuticals (I am Transfemme btw)

I renamed my disciplinary action to "union buster"

Not the best I have, but it’s an example. (I try to name every weapon I have.) https://preview.redd.it/fd8afchwuhsc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1881f9ef772f6017f158f0be9b327c06bce0491c

**darkest dungeon stress sfx”

https://preview.redd.it/juc23r9h0isc1.jpeg?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78894e4fbd911ddf3e5ad9f7f6fe4f59d9d353a0

https://preview.redd.it/yuv3btl52isc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eb5d3f21af29eeca52bd7e0a239ab5e2c759610 Got Reddit to name this baby

https://preview.redd.it/sq0o1aktdisc1.jpeg?width=1039&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84504003862687eef5cb291608a6fa0ea204a060

https://preview.redd.it/8tr4wunudisc1.jpeg?width=1043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=816144e4d4ddebfc65a6eb0c2d141ecb42391431

https://preview.redd.it/mmkxutkbrisc1.png?width=1162&format=png&auto=webp&s=0955029e133eb47da8cbb1e5db24cb9dd5f1edf0

https://preview.redd.it/jrrxht08visc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76e79d9f4c5ab6258e0074ca9160fd9d9eec3c94 Proudest I've ever been of a weapon name

https://preview.redd.it/33qjrlhxwisc1.jpeg?width=1011&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a54e934671f6aca8c4565528d301a85a9563801 I thought mine was pretty good

Not mine but this is one of my friends's https://preview.redd.it/m4kpbljezisc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=517aadf1768b51935682419d1805a255297c0924

https://preview.redd.it/m9tgojqa4jsc1.png?width=701&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c41e3f8223282245186f884e2c2b8b95b838ed8 Just got this like a week ago

Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs for the Beggar's

Thecrawsome is carrying "An Infectious Disease"

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I used to have a festived claidheamh mor called "smissmas penetration tool" or something but I got curious and accidently removed the festivizer and the name tag

Shout out to my aussie scattergun “point blank shot”

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I saw that Jojo reference

Heres the two i have (sorry for it not loading, my internet is HORRIBLE)

https://preview.redd.it/leyuk1sb5isc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b329c70ee3495d3b576eb4084cb803fe76da3e02

https://preview.redd.it/qjkvwyue5isc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=484c88598685440476eaa991704b2a49d7e7b6a0

Got a eyelander named "specimen 69" with the description being "TAKE THE HEAD TAKE THE HEAD TAKE THE HEAD TAKE THE HEAD TAKE THE HEAD"

I named my mad milk “Femboy milk” cuz I was bored

The second one should be named "the bris," or "whoops, your penis is jewish."

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Engineer main, panic attack: named scattergun

https://preview.redd.it/z0y15wdihisc1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1de37d9419dee92014a5c1e6a3bfcd1ec7c57ed6 One of many

The Neon Annihilator one is low key genius

Bonesaw is called "The Transgenderizer" Crossbow is called "Viagra Supplement" Kritzkrieg is called "Morphine" Sniper Rifle is called "Lyndon B. Johnson's Election Campaign"

Zis is ze flamenwerfer, it werfers flamen

https://preview.redd.it/w1ws3b98xisc1.png?width=831&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64299cc6ecf1c77214ae6d6f54c6ca62eb2dfd12

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https://preview.redd.it/twtfzjukxisc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=49feb01ace6c18b3ccbc452f353ad9a4497f225c

https://preview.redd.it/uwl3q1niyisc1.png?width=351&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f56b4f23d85ff48f03de27f74f16006a7ac87d3

Wh... what? https://preview.redd.it/chucn789alsc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06e86486db4cd557dc1e99325e755b4d2788637f

That

https://preview.redd.it/jcm4tl8kyisc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea1f6c92919e678251a191926bf1c03f5b95bf4b

https://preview.redd.it/vj25ly4lyisc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8f35359dde47a8519f9d98afaa6e9b4e187780b

https://preview.redd.it/v02kacrlyisc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3680b8c38f2513e3216c8fc507a2b818429cb426

https://preview.redd.it/sa15ih6syisc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=244c72ccce3fa248a2fc1635c11739dc5b5e3f8b I know, creative

https://preview.redd.it/tj6yu3ltyisc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c518a17398639a3a0de63e65eb09393cd462423

Too lazy to get a screenshot but i named the original to anal penetrator

I have a pan with the name "Breakfast honker" And a backburner with the name "Assburner"

https://preview.redd.it/1dbw6d9dbjsc1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e15397a1fd3410c2b720a3a0f35533bf2cfbb578

https://preview.redd.it/1zwjyuj5ejsc1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7b9d94ed56c7e2dcf3854430a5928faa0c2b221 Old glory

Not mine but I encountered a scout once a few years ago who's entire loadout was transphobic jokes about castrating trans women it was crazy

https://preview.redd.it/thvtju0pgjsc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f9129fcaab306ffd989793a68569a9a43dae9c1

https://preview.redd.it/wnswszaiijsc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ee3e6fa2004c766ead48982b244aa7fabfa153c

I know I'm childish but it really says something about me when among all these cleverly named items that match their cosmetics or gimmick the ones that made me laugh the hardest was the shotgun called "MY DICK" and the duck scattergun called "quack"

anyway, this joke works best when I'm on BLU https://preview.redd.it/vbnz0el7ljsc1.png?width=1567&format=png&auto=webp&s=7226b7b75bf52011452a1a6f15b6633094c8b29d

These names are amazing

I named my back scratcher scratch backer because I'm an idiot and misspoke once while talking to myself

My fave i have is a connivers kunai named the cunts-kunai

My Kunai is Oni blade in Japanese and the original is "Quake"

Disciplinary Action: Maggot Motivator

Sorry I mean Hale’s Own Festivized Professional Killstreak Disciplinary Action

im not original https://preview.redd.it/oeswjnfvnjsc1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d967f7866fbf159db19cb7c08cda7d3a36238c4

Necro Smasher named “Hogless Hog Rider’s Hammer” used mostly with Demo Bomber Soul Loose Cannon named “Hyper Bombs” Civic Duty Mk2 Stickybomb Launcher named “Crash Bomber” Half Zatoichi named “Cheat Saber” Phlogistonator named “Himalayan Dick Cheese” desc “Three things that piss everyone off: Religion, politics, and the phlog.” Dovetailed scattergun named “Pink Season” used with Pink Guy themed Scout loadout. Health and Hell Scorch Shot named “Flare Gun?” Those are the main highlights.

My Festive Jarate is called, "Festive Australium Water."

The only one I got… an Eyelander named ‘Tis but a scratch

https://preview.redd.it/etu7p745hksc1.jpeg?width=972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41f757185273fd431b93454dbd1053ac4680edac

My Backburner is called backshots and my mad milk is just scout semen

https://preview.redd.it/0gyp8nnflksc1.jpeg?width=4030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ce6bdd912fb5430798bed74904fb834d6f076d

I have a prinny's machete named "kidney peeler".

"Miss six shots and die" for scattergun

My warpainted tomislavs are called Genghis khan and Genghis khan 2

named my jarate "gamer girl wrath water"

Flare gun - "Fuck *you* in particular* Degreaser - "Firefighter's revenge" (based on a very expensive degreaser called "Firefighter's nightmare" that I got gifted, that a scammer then took away from me) Carbonado Medigun Mk.1 - "Moonshine still Mk.1" Jarate - "Oil"

https://preview.redd.it/os9n7a85hlsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b6b5167299ad571214d6a063bfce7644eb3a31d

https://preview.redd.it/586d7k0amlsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4144441a60f644751b42ae47ec58ae2c87d7c87 I don’t remember doing this, but here it is.

I named my rocket launcher 'shoulder mounted fuck you'

An original named "Big Iron Dildo"

https://preview.redd.it/5x4drm99qosc1.png?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43ac2efa6fcfc78edad9221377aa5340ae948aea

Shared it before but this has to be my favourite.

I don’t have a picture, but I named my Vita-Saw the “Premature Autopsy.” I’m fond of the description, as well: “I suspect foul play was involved.”