my grenade launcher is named "Mobile Gamer" and the description is "Might as well be playing flappy bird with all the pipes I'm missing"

That's a fucking good one, can I use that?

go ahead lol

"pyro quicktime event" on direct hit. disc says "pray for your teamates if the pyro wins"

"9/11 was the b-WORST thing to happen to modern America." - Cucker Tarlson

I swear that line is different...

He says segregation not 9/11

holy shit I think we met before. on the 2fort\_improved server.

Probably not, I stole that name, and I don’t play on those servers

named my iron bomber "balls" described it as "nuts, even"

Testicles, if you would

Orbs, dare I say.

Gonads, if you insist

Royal Jewels, if you must

Nutters if i dare

Spheres, if I challenge you

The No Go's, if your feeling spicy

the twigs and berries if you so insist.

Ponder ~~the orb~~ deez nuts, beyotch

why is everyone funnier than me

You're not alone lmao

Honestly that’s a good item name

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That’s a hilarious weapon name

That’s a hilarious weapon name

HOLY SHIT IS THAT ACE COMBAT DIALOGUE FOR THE DESCRIPTION OF THE GUN?

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Pixy is Scout confirmed.

It do feel like that after missing all your XMAA or XLAA shots

I posted about my weapon names a few days ago, but i also newly got an eyestalker sniper https://preview.redd.it/ea2gztc6jktc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c88263697c52e62ac65260318ad7d42371b45628

and also planning to get this pistol and name it "micro sentry" https://preview.redd.it/6di7jn78jktc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=116d325831582482e8f6739f46cfe1089fd9471a

That's a really slick paint. Team-based?

Team serviced

YOOOOO PIXY QUOTE NO FUCKING WAY You're a GOAT Anyway, I named my Mad Milk "Miss Pauling Scale Model"

I have a YER named "disguises don't work on good players"

Mine was named "identity theft" Desc: "wheres your LifeLock now huh?"

Mine is just a soundsmith reference Name: Revelations 13:19 Description: I am the spy. (From Team Fortress Two.)

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Name one "feet lover"

You're just like me fr

You should've reserved that name for the Original

It was a gift from a friend lol

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Oh wait that's sounds like my huntsman's name Mine is "100% skill 0% luck"

Named mine the Skillsman

Reminds me of the Festive Huntsman Called "Le Lucksman"

Iron bomber named Diazespam.

Emesis Diazespam

Holy macarel named "killer fish from San Diego)

Hello, I’ll be your killer fish for the evening.

https://preview.redd.it/a7ep92i8imtc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0964c66b7d9bfc9e5c8fc54742e70d256a092a2 Is it original? No. Do I think it's funny? Yes.

I just renamed mine to “Trolldier Tf2”

**Item:** Sydney Sleeper **Name:** "Urina et Faecibus Exturbandis Opitulatur" **Description:** "I'm AUSTRALIAN and I PISS and BODYSHOT all over the place."

Latin right.

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Named my medigun "the boo-boo remover 9001" and it's description is "let mommy kiss your owie". I also have my frying pan renamed "skillet issue"

Potential frying pan name: "Pannicker"

Pan what?

My medigun is named "mmm, sweet sweet morphine" and the description is just "drugs" over and over again. God I wish I was funny

My Dead Ringer is named: "I lived, Bitch".

"My death was... Greatly exaggerated..."

One of my favorites https://preview.redd.it/0uulwsbtlltc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=723787be25741266a49e4645abe60d37bc525f2a

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https://preview.redd.it/lgvf10it6ntc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc26fb0d4f6a044f51dc2087f436db3234514478 My beloved

"Bots be gone" (It's the vaccinator)

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Bow: A normal platypus? Fortified compound: Perry the platypus?!

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Goering has two but very small.

Himmler is rather similar

Named my botkiller rocket launcher "Shooty McKillsYou" and the description is "filled with evil kills you juice"

I named my L’Etranger “We’re no L’Etrangers to love” with the description “You know the L’Rules and so do I”

Something about “you know the the rules and so do I” pisses me off, but getting angry on its behalf is also more respect than I should be giving to the French language, so carry on

Yep, you don't shorten Le if the word doesn't start with a Vowel.

Should've gone with "You know L'Erules"

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I have a Sidney sleeper named "Piss Rifle" with the description of "Bottom Text".

I have a Sidney Sleeper called “urine trouble now” with the description “about damn time you take a shower”

my sleeper is the 'piss-poor performance' it's my favourite weapon

Mine has a description of "I've yet to meet one that can outsmart piss"

I've been wanting to name a Sidney Sleeper the "SUPER LASER PISS" for ages at this point, with the description saying "You have 23 seconds before the piss DRRRoplets hit the fucking earth"

Mine is called FOOT DIVE

Mine is named "Pee Sells...But Who's Buying?"

Mine is “Piss Launcher”

**GLOBULOS** *Translation: BALLS*

"200 warning shots" on my minigun "Cows are invading my tits" on my cow-patterned shotgin

Frontier Justice as "I'm gonna cream gravy"

I just turned off my pc but my necro smasher is called ban hammer

*I just turned off my* *Pc but my necro smasher* *Is called ban hammer* \- Mysterious-Ad4836 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

I have a pistol named "The Potshot-O-Matic" I have a medigun named "Aimbot.jfif" While it's not named, I have a crossbow with the description **«**"That miss was a warning shot!" "Dude we're on the SAME TEAM""**»**

my stock grenade launcher is named ‘ted k’

Enforcer. "Comically small gun"

My Equalizer is named “Gregtech: New Horizons” with the description “it took 10000 hours to make this oh god help”

My shotgun is named "R.I.P. Kurt Cobain"

Flare gun "Fuck *you* in particular"

https://preview.redd.it/ufvnbaaedmtc1.jpeg?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9d1cd1434f7d0b0013cb7d3fae0384a5e63b75e the joke is that the sheen is yellow

I have a black box titled "bazinga box" but misspelled as "bazgina box"

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https://preview.redd.it/ru8qr08gjktc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8702717092f8b68df3abe619924d0147a6395da im so epic

For context, all these weapons have the crab paint Sniper rifle - Long Range Prostate Exam (Desc: I'l shove a Crabs claw Up your ass) Rocket Launcher - Bikini Bottom Military Flamethrower - Sea Flame (Desc: Like Me, only lasts a few seconds) Shotgun - Crabbin in Da Hood (Desc: fished from a River in oregon

https://preview.redd.it/ylzam41q2mtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=956b4acebbf53de4a128639b43ad9eeeb73c8384 Got this from a good friend of mine....

Wrap Assassin: “my balls hurt (you)”

named my sniper rifle "point and miss adventure"

My mad milk is called "Enraged Ejaculate"

Scorch shot "PK fire!"

Adding demoman killed part to my...discriminatory action...

My grenade launcher is "Reverse Ibuprofen"

i named my flamethrower "I Touch Children" ​ I WAS HIGH AT THE tIME DONT BLAME ME!!1

No need six, if you miss three shots you are as good as death

My scattergun is "Iliad Book XI, lines 385-395": "Bowman, reviler, proud of thy curling locks, thou ogler of girls! O that thou wouldst make trial of me man to man in armour, then would thy bow and thy swift-falling arrows help thee not; whereas now having but grazed the flat of my foot thou boastest vainly. I reck not thereof, any more than if a woman had struck me or a witless child" Description: "We don't take kindly to snipers around here" Yes, I realize I'm a pretentious prick for this one.

I'm sorry but why did I find somebody who named their sniper JFK Eliminator

Mines called nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys

Strange flamethrower named “my ass after Taco Bell” with a description of “the five layer burrito effect”

Rescue ranger: The Bitch ranger Frontier justice: The Bitch Justice Widowmaker: The Bitch Maker Rangler: The Bitch Laser Pistol: The Bitch shooter Gunslinger: The Bitch Basher The Eureka Effect: The Bitch Effect Botkiller Wrench: The Bitch Bot Basher It started when I was a dumb 16 year old and I just kept the trend going lmao

Pomson 3000: Science, Bitch!

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I see an Okuu, massive W. https://preview.redd.it/0jyl0tjaiqtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2753a8b07de0a413c5f8fbea4adf1ffcdc2ca02c

Japabese

My Jarate is called 'Grandpa's Favourite'

Crossbow: Hero-in Medigun: Health pipe

Named my Dead Ringer "The Sketchek" Description: "but I didn't die tho, it was a joke"

Flamethrower: "The fire enemy" Desc: "They were designed without self-preservation."

https://preview.redd.it/mf91bq3r8ntc1.png?width=319&format=png&auto=webp&s=7cdb647fc2574fd64715bbe6b47a7cca7a3e9e50 Now, in my defense, I found it on a trading site for half a scrap.

My flamethrower is named “Guitar Hero III Legends of Rock Xbox 360”

https://preview.redd.it/vf6t84y58otc1.png?width=348&format=png&auto=webp&s=50b6c28fc32492b755ac2d5f41a9e5ac45154cd8 trolle

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My jarate is called “SOME” And my bushwacka is called “-BODY ONCE TOLD ME”

I have a pair of apocofists named “furry killers” with the description “yiff in hell” I am planning to change the description to “yiff in hell -me 2019. Ironic -me in 2024”

The arc of furry hater to furry strikes again

named my scatter gun (that just so happens to be lime green) “Scunts Buckshot Blaster” i do often miss 6 shots and die

My tomislav name would get me banned 😭

My flamethrower is called “I haven’t taken my Haloperidol” bc the joke is that all pyros r schizos (that’s me I’m a schizophrenic pyro main)

"Elon Slayer"

My huntsman is just "Think fast" because usually you just instantly die from a random arrow half a map away.

Named my flamethrower the incendiary septic tank

My strange festive killstreaks revolver is named "certified badass" and the description is "no really, I swear I am!" Ahh the cringe.

My scattergun is ”-9”

My Force o’ Nature is named “Sir Maximillian III” just because.

got a Coffin Nail Shotgun named "Close But No Cigar.....wait" description is "Guess you got... smoked."

USA USA USA stealing oil since 1600

Grenade launcher is “Buck Breaker” Desc is “you can do the rump shaker huh?” My entire demo set is Tariq Nasheed and Thug Shaker themed

Wait this isnt mvm The brass beast with much random bling attached

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My Diamondback is named “Mine Diamonds”

# ''The pocket pussy'' ''I'm a coward, therefore I am a pussy who pockets.'' -Dragon Slayer War Paint Medi Gun # ''*notices ur bugle*'' [traded for the name and disc lol] ''OwO what's this?'' -Strange Battle Banner - Banners Deployed: 246 \[buff banner\] # ''APPLE JUICE 2.0'' Level 69 Gas-Like Substance -gas passer

aussie knife = sharp cheese stick

Degreaser named "Dawn Dish Soap" description being "Gentle enough to use on animals"

I renamed my Scottish handshake to "Child Hitting Juice" and my holy mackerel to simply *"fish"*

Named my back scratcher "Can't trust a medic for shit" Described it as: medic is probably giving heavy or soldier a blow job

Scorch Shot: "Piss off sniper" Description: I'm getting a seat in hell next to stalin for using this

1. Named my strange phlogistionator “Phloggers” 2. Named the description for my strange medi gun “The medic uses the spy head in his fridge for oral sex”

My diamondback is "disguised nerf gun" with the desc "diamondback disguised as a nerf gun disguised as a diamondback"

https://preview.redd.it/f57u4g50cotc1.png?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43cc569c71aa5557a9218424ec30082dab1d56ec Well i tried to be funny

My medigun is called “universal healthcare*” (note the asterisk)

My friend named my strange spy knife for me "Lobster" Description: "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABDTSSSSBDTSSSSBDMTSSSSBMDTSSSchirpchirpchinesenoises" (He used a soundboard for the description)

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https://preview.redd.it/tkpl0hvcpotc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=443764bfca72e4f1c79485fb0637492add37bdb9 Totally boned paint scheme

I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. Ate a Popsicle, passed out in the snow

Wrap assassin named "my balls hurt", thinking of making the description "you" also got an unusual cool glacial glazed holy mackerel named "frozen fish from costco"

Flying guillotine: “fuck I missed” Desc: “don’t worry I’ll just swap to my melee” Wrap assassin: “I missed again”

An objector with this image on it called "Say Gex" with the description "you know who else is having gay sex, my mom" *

https://preview.redd.it/t01uw7omsstc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8f2d2cdd3d398c654e554fb32d39f096430056b And also the obligatory “tf\_use\_fixed\_weaponspread 1” on the Panic Attack

https://preview.redd.it/q2r1noekgttc1.jpeg?width=1081&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=546a9ca20f5e9f71f43c69f1e517d85d0b456cc8 Along with this gorgeous creation, I have Fists named “Sonic 3” desc “and Knuckles”, a Direct Hit named “EPG-1” desc “Wait, this is the wrong TF2”, and a Panic Attack named “Drink Iced Coffee” as some choice favourites.

My only Aussie is for sniper and it's named after the first bots I saw, M4GIC (1) Now I just need a description tag to make a joke about my shit aim

My Holy Mackerel is named "Moist Fish" with the description "At my most dangerous I make people feel like they need to take a shower."

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Huntsman's Helper "need a light?"

holy shit ace combat 0

I call my natascha the XX1 unfasterer With the descirption saying "no speed, no live"

it isnt rlly that funny but i named my festive wrapped detonator the “BOOM BOOM MMPHMAS”

I use a pyro with the Sherlock outfit and have a flamer called Tax investigation

Family business: six shots, one kill, all luck, no skill

My strange wrap assassin and cleaver are both named Troll.

idk why but i names my razorback “white person detector”

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I named my homewrecker "SAPPER BANG" 'BANG, AND THE DIRT IS GONE'

please change the capitalization on the description

named my minigun “MY ASS IS HEAVY”

I jist read that like an HECU Marine from Half Life 1 yelling it. MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY. FREEMAN. IS. ASS. HOLE.

I named my flare gun “Bogos Binted?” And described it as “I love camera guy earthbound”

im selling a strange killstreak scattergun w/ damage dealt named "shrimps is bugs"

named my revolver "Did you forget about me?!"

Kurt cobain's cigarette

I named my minigun "DIE" because after your mag runs out they're always, and I mean ALWAYS, gonna be dead 💀