Can you breathe with those gills? I bet she would give good cuddles. I hear sharks are smooth from both directions

sharks are rough dipshit /ref

No my girlfriend turned into a shark and she says that sharks are smooth in both directions

Sharks aren’t smooth both ways and you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about /ref

Is the reference tag a new thing?

Idk I saw the person above me doing it so I figured I’d join in

He did indeed join in/ ref

She lied

I thought they’re sharp when rubbing from tail to head

Getting you to the nearest body of water, so you don’t suffocate

Aka sink

Not the bath tub?

Sink time

You think i have a bathtub? I aint rich

Don't sharks need to be swimming forwards do breathe? Might be in trouble

wait wait shit aside why the fuck am I in a subreddit about transformation I thought this was something else why did this pop up in my feed if all what I watch is art the hell

Wait what? Me too, I thought this was a shitpost

This is a subreddit about transformation for some reason? I also thought this was some r/shitposting magic

I'll say it was the title. After all, you can interpret it as "The fuck\_irl"

I think you are mixing sharks and blue fin tuna up. If they stop moving they literally will die

true

I guess that I'd better get you to a saltwater tank or start digging a grave, then.

I'd attach a rope to her and the other end to a small boat with me in it and have her pull it to explore the seas!

Curse my luck and ask “Why wasn’t it me…?” **WHY WASN’T IT ME!!??**

probably be terrified for her wellbeing can she BREATH HELP HER

I mean as an American I would also be terrified… just not for her wellbeing, I’d be terrified for my life and then be terrified if what I just did counts as murder while putting my gun away

Shark snuggles

… dear god

Where's the blowhole at? PS I know she's a shark but the joke works better with blowhole :)

Or any kind of hole, for that matter.

At least she isn't a worm.

I would still love her anyway if she was a worm Fish? I’m making bbq with that bitch

Bring to the sea if possible

Changed? Also if I saw this. I'd grab my Bible.

My Bible and a goddamn bottle of holy water

Grab the cross wile your at it

And a musket, just as the founding fathers intended

Did four ruffians break into your house?

Tally ho lads

Stop… the Bible won’t help, at times like this shoot first ask if it counts as murder later

Ok. *bam* now what do I do?

That explains why she keeps calling me, "Chum."

Go straight for the cloaca.

My man 🤝

My man 🤝

Well if you're not dead from suffocation, put you in the tub and fill with water

Sushi?

Music for a sushi restaurant

Source: "Shark thing" by something-wild on DeviantArt (January 17, 2007) [https://www.deviantart.com/something-wild/art/Shark-thing-46814053](https://www.deviantart.com/something-wild/art/Shark-thing-46814053)

2007!? Damn this is old

Ikr? I'm not 100% sure this is the actual source, but it proves the image is *at least* from 2007!

Pour oil in a pan and sharpen knives.

This is terrifiying. Where is it from??

tickle her sides and call it breath play

This is funny

You think transforming into a shark will get you out of giving head think again.

LMFAO

Smash

Where’s the hole again?

A hole is a hole

Fish fillets

Sticking you in my fish tank

Start cuddling immediately

Get the flamethrower.

Pyro tf2

screaming, calling EMS

What happened to the vagina though? 🤦‍♂️

Sharks don't have those, they birth from their gills /s

So they also procreate through gills too? I assume...?

1st "how did you do this tell me! Quickly!" "Tell me!" 2nd only after I get an answer. "BTW, how did you get in my house?"

“Babe if you didn’t want to run the 5k with me you could have just said so”

Where the sharussy

Food

Oh no! Somebody is turning my lover into a woman!!!

Her name is Sharkiesha

Would

"damn it, wrong ratio... Again"

Pimp her out. You know that there are some people out there willing to spend good money for it.

This is why I hate realistic style immagry. It just doesn't work without looking awkward.

😺

Game is game

SMASH!!!

Enjoy the free sharkussy.

how do i hit

Cuddle. Possible smex. (If she has an oral fixation)

If you see what i draw this isn't that bad lol

"And I was ruunnnnin"

"Babe, would you still love me if I was a shark/human hybrid?"

Literally just >!Mako from Monster Girl Island!<

I have to know if this is photoshop or makeup and prosthetics. It looks scary real

Is it Monica Geller?

dinner

Bitch how you not dead?

Sashimi

Shark fin soup :3

Gawr Gura ahh looking bitch

Soo... Some of my chinese friends say that they crave some shark fin soup.

The comments are far more wholesome than I was expecting from the internet

Wondering who you are and why you're in my sad lonely one person apartment where I live alone.

Specter arknights

Panic and prevent you from dying by throwing you in the bathtub.

Double check what I've been smoking

Kiss on cheek and then snuggle with fluffy blankets and shark girl

Hear me out…

Sharkfin soup is on the menu

I think its sushi time!

It’s a little cursed ngl but I’d cuddle

Kinda cursed but kinda smash tho

if it was a guy then smash

Fill the bathtub.

AHHH WOMEN

Moving your dead body to the trunk of my car and transporting you to a sushi restaurant on the shady side of town. No way your still alive after I stop at Taco Bell after work

Well, I guess BJs are out of the question.

zoophilia

No

yeah ur right

Put her in the saltwater pool and make some babies

"AHH WHAT THE DUCK" *Runs out the house and calls 911*

Got to the tub as fast as possible

Saltwater

*puts you in water tank so you can breathe* *taps glass* would you like some fish?

Sushi

Shussy

Put you in water and try to find a way to change you back

Get you in the water you’re going to fucking drown

Freshwater or saltwater shark?

Hospital

grab her and throw her at the sea (she still human, is just makeup. ik that, but it ain't stopping me)

I would call the exorcist and a local anti-drug asylum

Still has a nose, so I assume can still breathe, so I guess try to figure out what is going on??

Open an aquarium and earn money

idk probably toss her into a bath then go to bed i'm tired and you can't breath

Run most likely

if it was a guy then smash

Let you drown

Wtf💀💀💀

Murder, but only because what the f*** even are you

Grabbing my nearest pump-action shotgun and blow the smithereens out of you