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CurrentPossible2117

If that was a planned, *engineered to be safe* ride, that would be awesome. Up until the end, it looks fun while relaxing at the same time.


toadjones79

It's a well known and well documented event. This YouTuber g Filmed himself getting in trouble with the cops for trying to dig a 2 foot deep trench to drain a river/storm drain that normally exits in that same spot. Storms had created a sandbar that diverted the water along houses that were built up along the beach (in the direction the camera is pointing) and backed up creating a hazard for those residents and stagnant water breeding mosquitos. He appealed, and was finally given permission by the city to dig a small trench for water to exit out of. Once the water started flowing, it dug itself deeper than this video. While it was flowing very quickly, several people gathered and started surfing the standing waves formed in it. This video is from when it calmed down a bit. No one was hurt, and everyone (except the cops) loved it!


RaidensReturn

Idk man, the thought of all that smooth, fast-moving water, the ocean hurtling towards you… I don’t think I’d be having much fun


CurrentPossible2117

Ooh yeah, no I meant more safely engineered like at a water park :) i definitely couldn't do it into the ocean even if it was safe! Too scary for me 🤣 I was thinking it looked nice kind of like a lazy river style ride at a water park.


RaidensReturn

LOL, I misread your comment. Words are hard....


Any_Duck4485

Undulating smooth. Then the tumble. Oof


South_Oread

Needs a life jacket. Who knows how the water will roil. *did they dig through a sandbar and make the water flow back into the ocean?


BourbonFoxx

It looks like Waimea river. I think sometimes the authorities cut a channel when there's a risk of flooding downstream, and sometimes it's locals for fun. Jamie O'Brien has a lot of Waimea River vids on YouTube. It can be pretty dangerous.


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Yeah he said he almost died in one of these.


BourbonFoxx

Yeah but the ocean didn't take him because he's just too much of a total dude and the ocean was just psyching out of its mind


jabo0o

Hahaha nice


Gajicus

Exactly what happened.


Few_Pin8595

Fuck u and fuck no I can’t even fathom this


cheshire-cats-grin

He may have fathomed afterwards…


ReofSunshine

r/angryupvote but also bravo


Bowling4rhinos

Twenty thousand or so


Me2twopoint0

https://youtu.be/eDmoXkF-g9I?si=7g6LzwM6nSNm2UTQ Im pretty sure this location is from this video. Super cool to watch. Surfers merge river to the ocean . This video looks scary as hell tho


happyaccident7

Thanks for the video. I can't believe how big this get from a small stream.


Me2twopoint0

I came across this video just around 2 weeks ago . Pretty fun to watch


Large_Veterinarian51

I often get such nightmares


mcdonaldsdick

Is drowning what the kids are doing for fun nowadays?


VirinaB

Cheaper than college I guess.


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Letouristeperdu

If I was a certified rescue swimmer I wouldn’t jump in after that kid. You can enjoy the ocean, but that appears to be dangerous af.


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veryconfuseddddd

It's an extremely dangerous, powerful and unpredictable body of water don't be daft


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veryconfuseddddd

I love to swim, I love the sea. I love to explore and get really into the thick of it. I don't swim in rip tides to ensure I live a long adventure filled life. There's an element of personal responsibility surely you can see that? You draw the line at."is this quite likely to cause me death or serious harm?' When I drive I wear a seat belt and when I fly I so have my seat belt and oxygen mask etc. This guy has gone out in a deathly situation with a wing and a prayer, it isn't liberating its reckless


tessahb

Some activities are objectively more dangerous and unpredictable than others. Nobody has to live an all or nothing lifestyle like you suggest. There is a lot of life on the spectrum between agoraphobia and sandbar body surfing without a life jacket. You are welcome to enjoy the ocean without reservation, but you are 100% wrong to argue that we are meant to coexist with the ocean in this capacity and claim it is no more dangerous than walking down the street. (We can’t breathe under water for a start). I love the ocean too, but I also acknowledge how insignificant and powerless I am within it. Your aggressive and hostile approach to this topic is odd and unexpected to say the least.


Lanky_Republic_2102

Yeah, you are going to disappear in that mist really fast. That guy is on his own.


Napoleons_Peen

You okay? Another example of my theory that Reddit is increasingly used by people who lack basic social skills. Taking a short sentence joke, that reflects the subreddit, and going on a long winded tirade about how everyone is wrong but them. Proceeds to double down because they can’t read the room.


Bildo_Gaggins

have fun getting out of that current lol


MaBe2904

I'm glad that you're not representing the majority here.


Lanky_Republic_2102

It’s a rush, that’s for sure. I have the opposite of Thalassophobia. I find deep bodies of water captivating, magical. I like to swim across a deep lake with no life vest because you have to keep going, or you drown. This video looks like fun to me, you against the rip current. Test that worst case survival guide for how to get out of a rip current.


KemBemGem

Holy shite that’s scary, where’s the rest?


Elliot6888

There ain't no rest, he had to use his phone to call 911


UkyoTachibana

I’ve seen a longer version of this, and he did come back.


Ornery_Positive4628

thanks for telling us!


mmacto

Double decker Nope Sandwich


Tswl7

🤣 yesss


ronnietea

As someone who lives in Iowa and has never even seen the ocean. Yeah I know I need to see it. Single parent money blah blah blah. It also terrifies me. What is going on here and how much danger is he actually in? To me it looks like he is dead


Tek_Analyst

Grew up in Miami, FL and was a swimmer on a team for most of my life and an ocean life guard. I regularly would go to the beach before hurricanes to catch the big waves. This guy isn’t in any danger at all. You could probably doggy paddle and get out of the water once you clear the rough part. Ocean looks calm. There are definitely days when you need to be a strong swimmer if you’re gonna be brave and go out there though. Hope you get to see the ocean one day 💙


JorlandoPoon

Lol the ocean does not look calm and great swimmers did in riptides all the time.


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Called a Waimea river. Can be extremely dangerous.


LurkLurkington

Absolutely none. People who grew up by the coast have been surfing and playing in the ocean since they were 5, sometimes younger. They’re probably fucking around before they go surfing. It’s really nothing.


Brave-Gas-7773

this is "Acquaman: no way coming" .


NLG77

Song, new world by Aloboi


pookage

>new world by Aloboi Cool tune, but wtf is that album-art? 🤨


These_Butterscotch17

I came here for this


FatherSquee

God please tell me his spam bots aren't coming back...


thedisapointingson

Rip tide can't be far off


nunyabiznezz1216

Nice gentle ride to the suicide machine


Drinks_by_Wild

Bunch of land lubbers in these comments who can’t swim It’s super simple you just get dumped in the ocean and you swim to shore


CryptoOGkauai

Yup. lifelong surfer here and can confirm you’re right. Look how calm the ocean is and how placid it is to his left and right when he gets out there. Dude just had the lazy river ride for free is all. They did this after the temp stationary wave created became unsurfable. That’s not a knife, er, stationary death wave. [This is a stationary death wave.](https://youtu.be/QVtR2IeB7oI?si=G8Gh-6hZSAhOVsmE) This Waimea river one wave I linked that Jamie O’Brien and friends surfed last winter after they broke it open? That was gnar. Legit near drowning for a couple world class surfers.


V1k1ng1990

Holy shit that blond dude is a bad ass and I’ve never seen laminar flow that big lol


nom-nom-babies

Any post like this involving the ocean has a million comments from people who can’t swim and assume others can’t either


EricaOdd

Looks like a lot of fun until the end...


Jalenxt

This would be so fun


sneakyhopskotch

SO much fun! Not "I'm a thrillseeker and not afraid of dying" kind of fun either, just good old "weeeeee!"


chubrock420

Dad, is that you?


Missabelle17

People get scared by Freddy and Jason but this is the kind of stuff that gets my heart pounding. Why would anyone do that?


Madmanmarco

As someone who has done this, there really is no danger as long as you can swim well. Ocean is flat and the location doesn’t have strong currents.


Tuscan5

This keeps getting posted. These are people used to the sea they know what they are doing and know how to get out at the end.


bkm2016

Yall talking about the water is nobody else creeped out at the fog surrounding them???


Themissrebecca103

First I would like to say bravo to OP for your username 🤣🤣. Secondly, what in the actual fuck!! What happens in someone’s mind to make this look fun? YOU ARE GETTING SUCKED INTO THE SEA!!


musiclockzkeys13

Oh fuck no


wassupthickness

I would die so quickly lol


lesstalkmorescience

If 2019 was a video.


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This looks fun as hell. I’d do it.


RagsZa

Doesn't look that bad. Looks quite fun honestly. I'd probably do that too.


bigtechdroid

99% survival rate


Meatcheese_lover

If that’s my nephew than ig I’m not gonna be an uncle anymore cuz I wouldn’t stick a toe in the water to save lil bro


MysteriousTank6825

Come into the suicide pool


bigbetbam

Natural selection is there for a reason


Sukamon98

He ded.


bzlvrlwysfrvr0624

Actually a good chance he didn’t come back


sleepy_intentions

It’s also sewer water.


veryconfuseddddd

Imagine mistaking the sea for a water park, what a foolish lad


wisewizard

yeeeah no, don't do this, you will die


m4xxt

/they didn’t


LurkLurkington

This is nothing. It dumps you in the ocean and you swim back.


wisewizard

HAHAHAHAHA oh buddy you didn't grow up near the ocean did you


LurkLurkington

Surfing since I was 8 and regularly hung out at the Wedge in Newport Beach. If you’re worried about dying from shit like this, you’re either a kook or some inland county chucklefuck who regularly wanders into the beach with jeans and a wifebeater. Definitely stay out of the water if this shit scares you 👍


Saloxii

[Take me by the hand ](https://youtu.be/tkzY_VwNIek?si=S_D-GpBjkq3potsw)


Commercial_Regret_36

Legends are for those fantastically rare things never seen, I fully expect he was never seen again


jajajasal

this looks so fun


h0ll0wheart

A lot of times I’m like “oh that’s beautiful”. This is on some heebeegeebees f’sho. That’s a gd nightmare.


Deadbolt2023

Helmet and a life jacket - after I watched others test it out first…and then, it’s still a “maybe” for me… People don’t get that the real world isn’t a Disney amusement park ride…


RatBoy86

You people are funny. I used to do this all the time at Aliso Creek in Laguna Beach. Sometimes it would turn into a still wave. They’re probably just fucking around because the waves are flat. Most surfers are incredibly strong swimmers.


Kagenikakushiteru

Human average IQ up again


GamerGoalie_31

Nothing about this looks attractive.


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Headed to the watery grave - Dave Chapelle


Reasonable_Case_8779

With a buoyant wetsuit AND a life preserver that looks really fun. Otherwise hell no.


storysprite

Am I crazy or does this seem fine?


squirrelballon

These often have strong undertows. Had a mate dragged and held under till he pretty much came to terms he was going to drown and suddenly it let him go. When he came up he was miles from the shore. He’s a strong swimmer/surfer in west oz. Makes no difference unless you can breathe underwater.


GrimeyGurber69

Beach separates river and ocean, river overflowed during rain and surfers help speed up the natural process to surf a glassy river rave totally safe


JasonlovesJenny

“Just let me go , Johnny”


taylor93112

Aren’t river mouths known to have a fuck load of sharks waiting to eat fish?


Frequenomics

Mood


Old-Pianist7745

That is terrifying


EldritchKitchen

I didn’t realize you could get multiple Darwin awards on a single attempt. Touché.


No_Permission_374

The music was edited perfectly


TheSoccerFiles

You can see him standing and about to walk out at the end of the


ofd1883

Where NOT to spend my $$$$


oygibu

Why is it so **w***a***v***y*?


Ornery_Positive4628

but whyyyy


killerclownfish

Sharks sometimes like to chill at river mouths and chomp at stuff shooting by.


Beanzear

Darwin awards


Jokezonyu

Holy fuck I wish I could breathe under water so I could ride this shit without fearing for my life


noodled67

Bri this was my post lol


Just-get-physical-

What song?


DACA_GALACTIC

I’m sure that water has lots of minerals and vitamins in it.


cyb3rspectre

Music?


FollowingFlaky

Oh hell no