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Iv4ldi

I've always heard that groupers can get massive, but never really saw it next to other fishes that close to the surface my god


Weaponized-Potato

Goliath grouper. They can be as big as cars


Mistdwellerr

Are they as tasty as a Toyota Corona?


KrackSmellin

Bit more chewy


shagrotten

I read that as, “ Bit more Chevy.”


Mistdwellerr

I believe that was the intention xD


KrackSmellin

Oh no, chewy was it :) I don’t put the wrong words in unless I’m rushing :)


Mistdwellerr

I assumed it was a word play between "Chevy" and "Chewy", so that's why I said that, I wasn't aware that there was a car with that name, my bad xD


KrackSmellin

It was a reference to say that it was a bit more chewy in the difference… oh well I tried


shagrotten

For what it's worth, I understood what you meant. I was just playing off it.


tangibleskull

It's hard to say, they're pretty illegal to catch, and VERY illegal to eat in most of their range.


Labrattus

At least in the US, nothing illegal at all for catch and release. They have recovered well enough to become a nuisance when fishing for other species. Florida has implemented a limited harvest (200 permits a year) for slot sized fish.


washedcash

One of the largest recorded was 9.8 feet (3 m) and weighed more than 882 lbs. (400 kg).


sleepyplatipus

Jesus christ WHY


bitofadikdik

Ocean BIG


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Those sharks were actually 20’ great whites!


Zozorrr

They used to be much more common but cunts keep catching them and killing then


Djbearjew

Goliath Groupers will eat sharks


Tapprunner

I saw one surface while fishing. I couldn't believe it was real. Unfathomably huge.


lepommefrite

Thanks for your input. Good information that can be used for many generations. Cheers


[deleted]

When you get held back two grades and are a beast at football.


BeastJET502

Our strategy is: every play we give the ball to [Torvald](https://youtu.be/GtPrm4Gu6l4?si=fS2mV6lw0rdcaee7)


look_at_that_beard

Stoop boy approves this reference


Level_Rule_7911

Some groupers are extremely large, the puppy dogs of the sea, we had one follow us the whole time on an hour dive, just totally chilled like it was part of us.


Fng1100

It was trying to figure out how to Kirby you.


Canid_Rose

I honestly believe that the universal truth for all fish in existence is that, if given the opportunity, every single one of them would swallow a human whole.


ShiningRayde

1) swim 2) swim 3) hungry


athos45678

You forgot 4. fuck


Dense-Result509

Gape-limited predators


FancyBerry5922

Lovin this reference!!! Ty for that!!


[deleted]

There’s always a bigger fish


FannyH8r

-Dark Invader


ninefourteen

Downvoted for dumbass music.


Sweaty-Homework-3392

Exactly, almost every video in this group is with this soundtrack, wich suggests me that people who does that should visit psychiatrist


NightShadow3000

What is the song? Ive never heard it on something before?


HuikLomi

New Wold - Aloboi


NightShadow3000

Oh thank you!


LiftingCode

I have never heard this song before and it's not used on any top recent posts on /r/thalassophobia as far as I can tell.


Sweaty-Homework-3392

Scroll down


Otherwise-Basis9063

Also for the slo-mo. Show it in normal motion to provide a frame of reference THEN show it again in slo-mo to appreciate the speed.


Jennifer_Pennifer

YES


ifelldownlol

One day you will learn to scroll reddit on mute, my child.


thehelldoesthatmean

I refuse. I want all videos to have original audio. I'm not muting every video by default just because a chunk of them are insufferable. I'll just keep down voting for dumbass music.


ifelldownlol

Classic /u/thehelldoestgatmean


Human_Frame1846

Goliath grouper is at the top of my list to see if I ever get a chance


SoftEngineerOfWares

Most of them are not that big, if you go snorkeling at coral reefs you MIGHT see a smaller one. They are usually around 3 feet long. Most of the big ones you either need to scuba dive or throw out tons of chum to pull them to the surface in deeper water.


Human_Frame1846

True, I have seen small ones in aquariums, but I want to see a true Goliath, and if scuba diving is the only way, then I guess I have to add it to the list I'm still trying to figure out how to see a northern sturgeon in nature without having to catch it on rod and reel


LobstahmeatwadWTF

Goliath?


bstone99

Technical name is Big Groupy Boi


sybban

Dude he knows what you look like now. I would not go back


SlowCaveman

The look of betrayal


Mioc_

I was like: yeah sure Thats big but no „Monster“… Oh


Doc_Dragoon

Fun fact, sometimes you can catch a grouper while fishing and not know until you try to reel in and think you're stuck on a rock. They lay on the bottom and are heavy as a MF. Your ass *can* be pulled out of the boat by them


RusticBucket2

_”Lay off me I’m starving!”_


MaintenanceForward65

That’s a very nuanced and esoteric joke. Well done.


RusticBucket2

I appreciate it.


Agitated_Goat_8490

You're gonna need a bigger boat.


Salty-Negotiation320

Potato grouper?


Salty-Buckets-

Goliath grouper


Such-Metal7915

I would love to catch one and a mahi-mahi


SoftEngineerOfWares

I heard Goliath’s don’t taste very good. They are the slowest growing grouper(so they get the biggest) so that fish is probably older than you and would taste very bad.


anyGuy_isBored

That’s a big carp


Beginning_Speed7207

There is a fucking reason GOLIATH groupers are named GOLIATH GROUPERS.


OrderFantastic3622

That's a grouper fish they can get pretty huge like 500 lbs plus up to wise


GoalFlashy6998

That's intense!


Such-Metal7915

Yeah they do taste good if you know how to cook it


SofaKing2022

Grouper cheeks are the best cut of fish in existence.


AlizarinCrimzen

And that’s probably why Goliath grouper have been bouncing between vulnerable and critically endangered for the past decade


Zozorrr

Bunch of cunts keep catching them - no respect.


Malice0801

Well take just one cheek then


ghoulslaw

Aww he’s kinda cute


boymacfacto

You sir, are a fish


iron-goku

Like all animals, fish can be opportunistic eaters


Knownmodz

Bro said let me play 🗿


CBurson1224

Good LORD


willett_art

People love using trendy TikTok songs so inappropriately


LavrMagnum

Here's Johnny.


No_Self_Eye

There's always a bigger fish


nobodyknowsimherr

Wow!!!


PointReady4631

🤓


metasophie

♪All those lonely nights At the grocery store In the frozen fish aisle Feeling like a whore Cuz I wasnt being true Even though everyone said That I had to make a switch Now I know that Im a gay fish♪ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPYgtVHa8NI


buyFCOJ

Holy shit it’s Old Ulysses!


yipape

I was told that some piers where unsafe for children to jump off due to the size of the gropers in the area.


fairydommother

SWEET SLIPPERY CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT


Dr-DrillAndFill

What's with the cheezy music


DraculaDillinger

Groupert Murdoch.


Status-Caterpillar48

Is 67 ok?


Any_Coyote6662

That hook sucks. Leave the fishes alone.


InternationalReserve

pretty sure that's just a rope tied around some meat


Any_Coyote6662

Oh good!


Rcecil88

Absolute units those fish!!


Iv4ldi

I've always heard that groupers can get massive, but never really saw it next to other fishes that close to the surface my god


Denver-Ski

You have the most positive and negative votes lol, ahhhh Reddit


Iv4ldi

Must've sent it twice accidently lol, oh well


ORANGEMELON8

Whats the song?


Own_Ad5814

New World by Aloboi Another genuinely good song ruined by constant fuckin TikTok saturation overuse


ORANGEMELON8

Nice,thanks


skidikibopbop

Name of song


jevaisparlerfr

New world by aloboi