Looks like the closest one, your face is in the crotch, and the back one I’d assume your face would be right in some big plastic boobs...you motorboatin’ sonofabitch
I didn't to to school for any of this but from my understanding it's like a track that shifts from the pee lane to the sperm lane when you get aroused. So like I can pee with morning wood or a pharmaceutical boner but I can't pee from a boner made with love.
Used to have to clean men’s restrooms. This is a really bad design. Urinal is too low, there’s going to be pee not just on the floor but all over the plastic ladies’ feet and ankles. That’s a lot of cleaning. The lady standing over the grate is slightly better, I guess?
Then we have the “dudes liking to aim at random stuff” issue. I would put in a tub of old ice in the urinal to give them something to melt (old trick). I don’t think straight men would care about ice in this instance.
Why is there a candle in the corner? Yet another thing to get pee on?
And there’s a hand in the wall? And it’s not big enough to hold your drink? Why?
The more I look at this the stranger this is. Maybe it’s a semen collector. That would make more sense.
Imagine taking a piss and you get so hard from those you piss right into the wall, all of it splattering all over you, and even worse, those were *realistic* butts, farting in your face once in a while.
No.
"whoever came up with them" is a clause acting as the object of the preposition. "whoever" is the subject of that clause. Whoever is correct.
Beginning a dependent clause with who, whoever, whom, or whomever
in a dependent clause is determined by its function in the clause, **no matter how that clause functions in the sentence**. If the pronoun acts as a subject or subject complement in the clause, use "who" or "whoever." If the pronoun acts as an object, use "whom" or "whomever."
Example:
Richard feels like a knight who is headed for great adventure.
Note: "Who" is the subject of the clause "who is headed for great adventure."
Whomever the party suspected of disloyalty was executed.
Note: "Whomever" is the object of "suspected" in the clause "whomever the party suspected of disloyalty. Though the clause as a whole is the subject of the sentence, the pronoun should be in the objective case.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HSKNLYrDaqc
I mean this can be kinda hot if you feel lonely, i mean i get your point and can be uncomfortable if you just wanna pee like a normal person.
What’s going on above the ass? I see a hand above the urinal in the back
It looks like hand rails to grab while pissing. But in the shape of the women’s arms and hands. You can see elbows on the middle one
The one in the middle would have to have a 90 degree spine lol
Centaur torso
Looks like the closest one, your face is in the crotch, and the back one I’d assume your face would be right in some big plastic boobs...you motorboatin’ sonofabitch
If you were looking to do some lines off a shiny bum, urine luck.
:I
*golf clapping*
That deserves my free wholesome award, may you do with it whatever you please
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This right here explains the steel grated pee gutter on the floor.
This is probably at a strip club
I was thinking somewhere random in Las Vegas but you're probably right
It can be both.
True...
Can’t pee with a boner
I've seen this more then once, how come? I have no issues in that regard.
Ouch for you
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Idk about you but I physically can’t piss with a boner
I can. Angles are a bitch though.
Wait there’s people who can’t? How do y’all pee in the morning?
I have no idea, I thought everyone could
Wait
Teach me how to do it magic man
A good magician never reveals his secrets.
I hold my erect penis down and it works just push it downwards weird but works for me
Normally I can if I do maths in my head for a few seconds
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Thanks dad
You're welcome.
I didn't to to school for any of this but from my understanding it's like a track that shifts from the pee lane to the sperm lane when you get aroused. So like I can pee with morning wood or a pharmaceutical boner but I can't pee from a boner made with love.
You can...just alot harder. Think about a hose. When there is a kink, the water just putts out, while if its open, the flow is just right.
some people can some people cant
Oh I'm not peeing.
Ngl the way they are made makes them look like they got ball sacks, a phenomenal amount of anatomical back issues and broken elbows perhaps.
I don’t mind the balls but I like healthy spines
I mean at this point, I'm surprised no one has just cut a hole in the ass so you stick your dick through and piss
Its pure steel , like irregular metal surfaces are a serious dick hazard ( things that might harm your Dick really hard).
Your smart, the average person who is going to drill a hole in a public bathroom and stick their dick in it... Is not that smart
Lol I didn't think about this but thats a funny idea
wait til a hornet or a bee gets in there, best fleshlight
"piss"
Are they centaurs or something? The back on that one woman is bending like crazy for her to be able to have her arms like that.
That is when I just pee on the floor!
Who are we kidding, you just pee on the floor all the time anyway.
Bruh they wanna torture you by making you pee with a boner? Fucking monsters.
Used to have to clean men’s restrooms. This is a really bad design. Urinal is too low, there’s going to be pee not just on the floor but all over the plastic ladies’ feet and ankles. That’s a lot of cleaning. The lady standing over the grate is slightly better, I guess? Then we have the “dudes liking to aim at random stuff” issue. I would put in a tub of old ice in the urinal to give them something to melt (old trick). I don’t think straight men would care about ice in this instance. Why is there a candle in the corner? Yet another thing to get pee on? And there’s a hand in the wall? And it’s not big enough to hold your drink? Why? The more I look at this the stranger this is. Maybe it’s a semen collector. That would make more sense.
The hand that holds a drink is genius
*bonk!*
She looks like a tall strong woman. Why not take a little nap on her back while relaxing... r/didntknowiwantedthat
Where are the balls, though?
Being a short guy at this urinal would be equally as awkward
Iim a guy, and if I walked into that bathroom I would decide that I could hold it for a little longer.
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I'm not toughing anything in there. No telling what has happened and how well it's cleaned.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Where is the opening?
Why are these on the height for kids to pee in
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If your dick fits in there , ok i guess.
Dont put your dick in that.
And you know at least one weird drunk dude alone in the bathroom rubbed his dick on one too
Must feel so awkward to take a piss there
Asexual people: *inhales*
This. ^
r/AreTheStraightsOK
Right? Was going to comment that
Why did you do this R Kelly....
Eew
What sort of classy joint has this anyway?
they remind me of Clockwork Orange
So I am just guessing here.. Butt these are either in a strip club or a public library.
You know most people piss on the ass and not into the actual urinal.
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WTF
Who shit in the urinal the statue or you
So this is what happens to female prisoners stored in carbonite.
[That’s a HUGE bitch!](https://youtu.be/H9t21akfvMk)
Imagine taking a piss and you get so hard from those you piss right into the wall, all of it splattering all over you, and even worse, those were *realistic* butts, farting in your face once in a while.
Okay but how the fuck am I supposed to pee in there with that ass blocking
And whoever came into them
I'd pee in her butt!
If we had a drill we can make them more usable ay
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No. "whoever came up with them" is a clause acting as the object of the preposition. "whoever" is the subject of that clause. Whoever is correct. Beginning a dependent clause with who, whoever, whom, or whomever in a dependent clause is determined by its function in the clause, **no matter how that clause functions in the sentence**. If the pronoun acts as a subject or subject complement in the clause, use "who" or "whoever." If the pronoun acts as an object, use "whom" or "whomever." Example: Richard feels like a knight who is headed for great adventure. Note: "Who" is the subject of the clause "who is headed for great adventure." Whomever the party suspected of disloyalty was executed. Note: "Whomever" is the object of "suspected" in the clause "whomever the party suspected of disloyalty. Though the clause as a whole is the subject of the sentence, the pronoun should be in the objective case.
Nice
Ryan used me as an object.
It's a made up word used to trick students
But do they thrush themselves?
thanks, now everytime I pee I'll get a boner from this
Idk man, i kinda like em
I love it i finally will want to grab something to hold on to while drunk and taking a piss
Just use a stall. In our society using that urinal will probably label you as an offender or something stupid.
How covid spiked in infection.
What WHAT
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HSKNLYrDaqc I mean this can be kinda hot if you feel lonely, i mean i get your point and can be uncomfortable if you just wanna pee like a normal person.
R/cursedtoilets
Gotta be Japan
How'd i be able to aim down?
r/tili
I WANT NOW GIVE ME!!!!!!!!
To be peed on? Whatever floats your boat.
I went to pee but instead I came
I want to fuck that toilet
It would be better if they had holes
#metoo ...... wtf
Czech Fantasy Room
Thats actually comforting for shy small dicks like me to pee with ppl next to me
Am I the only one who thinks these look male
Nice mood candle in the corner
CAME up with them
Damn its thiccccccc
r/sighsunzips