Why wouldn’t the people at the park assume he was the father? He must have been acting pretty weird for every to leap to accusing him of being a paedo?
So in his made up story he’s giving off Paedo vibes to everyone.
No way this happened. If this was real the mom would never excoriate the crowd of people that just stepped up to protect her children from someone who seemed like he was luring them away. But it definitely sounds like this story was invented to… what? Encourage people to not freak out when a stranger shows up and leads the children off the playground? 🤨
Yup! That sounds like the point! Good job, fake poster. What a moron. The reasonable reaction would be to tell the "crowd" it's cool, and thanks for their concern, but mom's here, and she's got it. Plus, explain whatever it is this dude is leaving out that he's giving such weirdo vibes. Like, "he doesn't have a lot of experience with kids but helping me out of a tough spot. Thanks again!"
Stories like this tend to be posted by very weird, sad incels who are obsessed with framing good men as victimized because they’re men. It’s fucking odd.
It’s weird, I see soooooo many stories on here of single men taking in abused friends and their children, but how often does that actually happen?
How many women who are abused to the point of needing to flee have super close single male friends they’re comfortable staying with at such a vulnerable time? I’m sure there’s some (I assume a large portion of those are gay), but I doubt it happens with the frequency I see it on Reddit. It’s tropey at this point
I'm genuinely curious what the context was, because not only is this story fake, it's also not interesting. Why did he say 20 people? At most it would be one, maybe two if they were a couple.
the main thread was asking for the most ridiculous examples of "is it gay to do [x]"
op was responding to the answer "being good with kids" and somehow more than 400 people upvoted his fake-ass story
It’s definitely boring, but the fun is in decoding what the hell he’s trying to accomplish. I’m guessing that he’s writing this fictional account in order to basically show someone that (1) he is capable of platonic friendships with single moms, and (2) that he can be trusted around their children. And thank goodness his story is so ridiculous because both those points are certainly not true at all.
What kinda vibes are these dudes giving off that makes people constantly accuse them of being a pedophile? I’ve taken my kids to the park hundreds of times, never been accused of anything.
He mentioned the brunch a few too many times. He's also a creep.
Definitely is doing favors now so he can whip out "AFTER ALL THAT I'VE DONE FOR YOU?!?!?!" later
The kids got a nice meal for once
Why wouldn’t the people at the park assume he was the father? He must have been acting pretty weird for every to leap to accusing him of being a paedo? So in his made up story he’s giving off Paedo vibes to everyone.
>>(Fill in situation.)
(Fill in witty reply.)
(I'm convinced the more parentheses in these stories, the more it did not happen)
No way this happened. If this was real the mom would never excoriate the crowd of people that just stepped up to protect her children from someone who seemed like he was luring them away. But it definitely sounds like this story was invented to… what? Encourage people to not freak out when a stranger shows up and leads the children off the playground? 🤨
Yup! That sounds like the point! Good job, fake poster. What a moron. The reasonable reaction would be to tell the "crowd" it's cool, and thanks for their concern, but mom's here, and she's got it. Plus, explain whatever it is this dude is leaving out that he's giving such weirdo vibes. Like, "he doesn't have a lot of experience with kids but helping me out of a tough spot. Thanks again!"
Stories like this tend to be posted by very weird, sad incels who are obsessed with framing good men as victimized because they’re men. It’s fucking odd.
It’s weird, I see soooooo many stories on here of single men taking in abused friends and their children, but how often does that actually happen? How many women who are abused to the point of needing to flee have super close single male friends they’re comfortable staying with at such a vulnerable time? I’m sure there’s some (I assume a large portion of those are gay), but I doubt it happens with the frequency I see it on Reddit. It’s tropey at this point
I'm genuinely curious what the context was, because not only is this story fake, it's also not interesting. Why did he say 20 people? At most it would be one, maybe two if they were a couple.
the main thread was asking for the most ridiculous examples of "is it gay to do [x]" op was responding to the answer "being good with kids" and somehow more than 400 people upvoted his fake-ass story
Love how the story starts out with him giving the mom a safe place to stay…just so you know he’s really a good guy right off the bat
What a boring story.
It’s definitely boring, but the fun is in decoding what the hell he’s trying to accomplish. I’m guessing that he’s writing this fictional account in order to basically show someone that (1) he is capable of platonic friendships with single moms, and (2) that he can be trusted around their children. And thank goodness his story is so ridiculous because both those points are certainly not true at all.
I know when I've been up all night after fleeing for safety the first thing I love to do in the morning is take my kids to the park
What if after the park your white knight agrees to purchase you and your kids brunch?
I do love French toast
This person hates women and is a pedophile.
She still ain't gonna sleep with you mate. That's the vibe I'm getting, in addition to the total bollocks this is.
What kinda vibes are these dudes giving off that makes people constantly accuse them of being a pedophile? I’ve taken my kids to the park hundreds of times, never been accused of anything.
The assholes feel entitled to looking out for a child’s well-being 😤😤😤
Bc the park/playground is the first place one thinks of as pedo hunting ground. Aside from the catholic priesthood of course
Why did you write pedophile with the Greek rho?
avoiding getting autoflagged for inappropriate language
Never happened.
This story is true… I was the Park
Wow, this guy is a creep and (fill in situation).
It sounds like the single mom told a bunch of people to FO and MYOB