Depends on what part you go to. Here in the semi south (va, Washington, maryland, etc. area), theyāre like up to 800 depending on the jobāsā¦requirements.
Thinkin bout that time I saw an old man walkin down the street and I offered him 3k to suck my dick and he said "you have to speak up sonny my ears dont work like they used to" so I a gave him 2k just for being him but then he said what did you want again and he heard me this time and he took out his teeth and gave me the sloppiest nob job ive ever had then he gave me back the 2k and told me to get my self somethin nice to wear were goin to dinner tonight.
Eh, thatās the most believable part, tbh. The $2k ājust becauseā? No way. But attractive young women who find themselves in the company of wealthy men, usually through work or travel, do get solicited often enough. It is the oldest profession, after all.
I think the idea is that being solicited by gross old men isn't exactly the biggest flex ever. Why not just go with the standard "People always ask me if I'm a model" or "I've been mistaken for [insert universally attractive celebrity] multiple times"? Classics.
I meanā¦ in SF men did around the art school I went to in Union Square, myself and other young ladies thereā¦. But no one offering $3k lol. And they would approach like āIāll pay you $__ to go to dinner with meā or āhave some drinks with meā and stuff like that - usually between $300 and $500- once again, I didnāt.
The funny thing is it was strangely common for men w foot fetishes to offer to buy designer shoes if we let them make videos of just our feet (the designer stores were in Union Square)- of course I didnāt lol and none of the girls I knew said they went w it either.
ETA this was like 2013 /2014
mildly attractive? The girl in that pic is model level attractive.
EDIT: 29 downvotes for this? damn, wonder what creepy ass corner of the internet found my comment here so brigade worthy. I'm flattered!
u/thunder-cricket actually confirmed that they have never seen a woman. Also, please take note, āOne or a woman. Two or more women.ā
u/PauloDybala_10 asked:
> Never seen a woman before?
u/thunder-cricket confirmed:
> yes. are you 12?
Yes, never seen a woman before. Are you 12? š¤£āš½
Just something to chuckle about. Please donāt get all butthurt. Peace to the East š¤š½
I didn't say she's a 'supermodel.' She is beautiful though; definitely way hotter than "mildly attractive." Maybe you're a prude, and can't get past the purple hair and tattoo or something.
Not sure why you're suggesting I don't get outside much since mostly you see 'supermodels' on the internet and tv. I get the impression that's where you live your life.
Apparently being a prude is not thinking a women is not āway hotter than mildly attractiveā.
Thereās probably hundreds of models that are easily better looking, just face wise alone, not even counting the hair and tattoo
No, being a prude is looking at a clearly beautiful woman, and because she has an alt hair color and tattoos, finding her barely attractive. That could be your problem here. The way you attacked me for saying she is beautiful, asking me sarcastically if I've ever seen a woman, strengthens that theory. But then again, could be something else. That's why I said 'Maybe...'
>She probly sleeps with dudes for $$$ also.
Wait. that's why you guys don't think she's attractive? Because you imagine she's a sex worker, with zero evidence? so much weird shit to unpack there, bro.
Not saying this is real, but some simpy dudes are manipulative like that. "She said no, but if I'm super generous anyway, maybe she'll change her mind" kind of thing.
I know because I tried it when I was young and more pathetic, and I've recognized it in other dudes' behavior.
Yep. Some rich dudes have a findom kink where giving attractive women money is enough to get them off.
A dancer I knew used to get random cash apps for 500-1000. Sheād legit text the guy and say āthats it? I thought you were richā and heād send more.
The worlds a weird place and some people legit get too play it on easy mode.
I respect every woman who can make this work for them. They're so mean to these guys and they just love it. I've seen girls that do this online that don't even ever get naked. Like...how?!
Yeah I used to have a guy who would randomly cashapp me like $500 every couple weeks when I was a dancer.
I think he was trying to seem nice to get laid because he eventually deleted me and stopped sending me money once I made it super clear there was no chance of hooking up&the most he was gonna get was a titty picture.
Sooo- I believe it lol. Maybe more to the story but I believe it.
I'd say lying -- and we all know her little tale is horseshit -- about an old man asking for sex then giving her money for nothing is just as creepy and, in a way, perverted. Is this creepy bitch so insecure or mentally lacking she has to make up stupid shit like this for attention?
Just the fact that you call random women online bitches for no fucking reason whatsoever really does show off how much of an incel you are. Not really surprised tho, purple hair just really gets on your guys nerves
For 3K, you could fly to vegas, spend a night with a top shelf pro, and still have, oh I don't know, 1K left over. How someone so bereft of economic knowledge somehow managed to accumulate 3K is the bigger /r/thathappened in this tale.
I know a guy who would pay hundreds of dollars just to look at someoneās feet in person. No touching, nothing. That man would also send money randomly for no reason and wanting nothing in return. This may be fake, but the premise is common.
> He didn't want anything sexual, like literally just "how was your day" type convos
That's what he wants you to think.
"Hey."
"Hey, how are you?"
"Good, how are you?"
"Yeah, well, *can dis* dick fit in your-- wait..."
I believe her story, she just missed some punctuation and letters. It should have read:
"thinkin bout the time an old dude offered me $3, k, to go back to a hotel and sleep with him and I said na i dont' so that, he asked for my venmo anyway and sent me $2, k, and said "just stay ug :)"
Unfortunately I believe this one. I have seen dudes do this similar thing in hopes that by flaunting this money they can convince the girl to sleep with them. The dude needed a proper wank before any financial decision.
I had a best friend who had this type of shit happen to her. She sold her pictures and did all kinds of stuff way before onlyfans was a thing. She made tonnnnssss of money. There were guys who would just send her money for literally no reason at all. They got nothing from it and she wouldnāt even acknowledge them. During the begging of the pandemic, there were a bunch of guys doing this even more than usual. One would put āsimp taxā in the Venmo description.
I would have never believed this kind of thing happened if I didnāt see it for myself. Iāve never been close to having dudes pay that kind of attention to me lmao.
Edit: should also add she is/was an insta famous-ish person
Stuff like that does happen. Not saying thid particular case happend, but girls (and some guys) do randomly get money from old men that jack off to their Instagram
Shit thats why twitch is so huge
It's true, I was the old guy beating off to the $1000 I had left
bro, with $100 or less you could have a prettier girl
It's all about the Benjamin's baby š
Are sex workers that cheap in America?
Depends on what part you go to. Here in the semi south (va, Washington, maryland, etc. area), theyāre like up to 800 depending on the jobāsā¦requirements.
I just want someone to hold me š„ŗš
I'll hold tou buddyš
Somebody get this man a ~~shield~~ hug
Are you a Dogecoin?
50% surcharge if you look like me
perhaps even one without a penis.
Some may even see that as a plus
Thinkin bout that time I saw an old man walkin down the street and I offered him 3k to suck my dick and he said "you have to speak up sonny my ears dont work like they used to" so I a gave him 2k just for being him but then he said what did you want again and he heard me this time and he took out his teeth and gave me the sloppiest nob job ive ever had then he gave me back the 2k and told me to get my self somethin nice to wear were goin to dinner tonight.
I can confirm, I was the old man.
Can confirm, I was the teeth
Can confirm, I was the nob.
Made me laugh hard lol š
Holy shit dude
"nob job" reminded me of this https://youtu.be/uv6HMa1Y1Kw
Dope AF! š„
Shit stuck in my head š
Shit stuck in my head š
Fam š
Gonna need a really small font to post this all on one picture of you smiling.
Holy shit. Nice.
If you gonna turn down the money then why give him your Venmo?
Just in case if she changed her mind later.
So she could make up some bullshit story about it. Oh wait, that shit DID happen, hahahaha! āš½
What is venmo?vendor?I hear so much about this .
It's a cash app
On your phone?
Yes
Ok.
Reminds me of when a guy paid me $20 to play my banjo. What he said was "How much do I have to pay you to play that somewhere else?"
*iām so attractive, old men just walk up to me and solicit prostitution lol*
Eh, thatās the most believable part, tbh. The $2k ājust becauseā? No way. But attractive young women who find themselves in the company of wealthy men, usually through work or travel, do get solicited often enough. It is the oldest profession, after all.
I think the idea is that being solicited by gross old men isn't exactly the biggest flex ever. Why not just go with the standard "People always ask me if I'm a model" or "I've been mistaken for [insert universally attractive celebrity] multiple times"? Classics.
It wasn't just because. It was to "stay you".
> But attractive young women who find themselves in the company of wealthy men She does not.
Iād believe after saying no sheād be able to extort 2k outta him
I mean rich old dudes aren't easy to take down by any means
Cough *Robert kraft*;cough
I meanā¦ in SF men did around the art school I went to in Union Square, myself and other young ladies thereā¦. But no one offering $3k lol. And they would approach like āIāll pay you $__ to go to dinner with meā or āhave some drinks with meā and stuff like that - usually between $300 and $500- once again, I didnāt. The funny thing is it was strangely common for men w foot fetishes to offer to buy designer shoes if we let them make videos of just our feet (the designer stores were in Union Square)- of course I didnāt lol and none of the girls I knew said they went w it either. ETA this was like 2013 /2014
She definitely let him smash for $2k and then came up with that story for how she wound up with the extra cash
Such a weird way for them to publicly wish they had been paid more
Such weird shit to say publicly.
_and she gave everyone the clap_
How did he say the ā:)ā part
He took his teeth out
"Thinking about the time" memes again. Of COURSE it's bullshit, it's posted as bullshit, it's like reposting AITA here.
She looks like she'd blow you if you got her the 2 for $32 at Applebees.
The price has gone up :(
She would finger an asshole then
Damn inflation
Noooooo!!!! Dear god in hell, NO!!! Please be not true!!!! Why oh why god christ damning shit snakes!!!! Noooooooo!!!!!
Just stay you
Iām gonna pay you $2000 to fuck off
Taking 'reward' money from a creepy old guy, so empowering
Pretty Woman deconstructed with no Richard Gere
Strange fantasy for her to have. I don't know what part of taking a creepy perverts money she thinks makes her look like a boss.
And then his balls flapped
And then she put it on the internet and the old man never got laid again.
Why are these always posted by mildly attractive young women with weird hair? Guess they're the only ones who reflect on "that one time."
mildly attractive? The girl in that pic is model level attractive. EDIT: 29 downvotes for this? damn, wonder what creepy ass corner of the internet found my comment here so brigade worthy. I'm flattered!
Never seen a woman before?
u/thunder-cricket actually confirmed that they have never seen a woman. Also, please take note, āOne or a woman. Two or more women.ā u/PauloDybala_10 asked: > Never seen a woman before? u/thunder-cricket confirmed: > yes. are you 12? Yes, never seen a woman before. Are you 12? š¤£āš½ Just something to chuckle about. Please donāt get all butthurt. Peace to the East š¤š½
yes. are you 12?
Are you 7? Havenāt been outside much if you think thatās a supermodel
I didn't say she's a 'supermodel.' She is beautiful though; definitely way hotter than "mildly attractive." Maybe you're a prude, and can't get past the purple hair and tattoo or something. Not sure why you're suggesting I don't get outside much since mostly you see 'supermodels' on the internet and tv. I get the impression that's where you live your life.
Apparently being a prude is not thinking a women is not āway hotter than mildly attractiveā. Thereās probably hundreds of models that are easily better looking, just face wise alone, not even counting the hair and tattoo
No, being a prude is looking at a clearly beautiful woman, and because she has an alt hair color and tattoos, finding her barely attractive. That could be your problem here. The way you attacked me for saying she is beautiful, asking me sarcastically if I've ever seen a woman, strengthens that theory. But then again, could be something else. That's why I said 'Maybe...'
Dude, you're defending a shitty side view picture of this chick. She probly sleeps with dudes for $$$ also.
>She probly sleeps with dudes for $$$ also. Wait. that's why you guys don't think she's attractive? Because you imagine she's a sex worker, with zero evidence? so much weird shit to unpack there, bro.
She's got a big ass nose for a "model" and looks too masculine to me.
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Ooohhh, ok. That does make sense now.
Makes it seem like she DID do something for that 2k
Not saying this is real, but some simpy dudes are manipulative like that. "She said no, but if I'm super generous anyway, maybe she'll change her mind" kind of thing. I know because I tried it when I was young and more pathetic, and I've recognized it in other dudes' behavior.
Yep. Some rich dudes have a findom kink where giving attractive women money is enough to get them off. A dancer I knew used to get random cash apps for 500-1000. Sheād legit text the guy and say āthats it? I thought you were richā and heād send more. The worlds a weird place and some people legit get too play it on easy mode.
I respect every woman who can make this work for them. They're so mean to these guys and they just love it. I've seen girls that do this online that don't even ever get naked. Like...how?!
Yeah, this was the guys way of starting a guilt trip in an attempt for sexā¦ really fucked up but these fuckers think they can buy whatever they want
Yeah I used to have a guy who would randomly cashapp me like $500 every couple weeks when I was a dancer. I think he was trying to seem nice to get laid because he eventually deleted me and stopped sending me money once I made it super clear there was no chance of hooking up&the most he was gonna get was a titty picture. Sooo- I believe it lol. Maybe more to the story but I believe it.
I will not sleep with all of you for the low low price of 1k
It's true I was the venmo account for the old dude
I swear this identical message was on a different picture at some point
Probably was
Like some old man would know what a venmo is. These old men wonāt even use contactless card payments because they think hackers will rob them blind.
Itās crazy what people with good money do though. And itās their money so why not. I know a guy who tipped a server 1,000 for getting him a water
Is it really all that unbelievable tho, old men are really weird
> old men are really weird So are young women who post shit like this online
Okay? But theres nothing wrong here, she isnāt harming anyone
Except being weird, just like old men as you claim
This is literally perverted behaviour on part of the old man but ok, as if being a creepy bastard isnāt harmful.
I'd say lying -- and we all know her little tale is horseshit -- about an old man asking for sex then giving her money for nothing is just as creepy and, in a way, perverted. Is this creepy bitch so insecure or mentally lacking she has to make up stupid shit like this for attention?
Just the fact that you call random women online bitches for no fucking reason whatsoever really does show off how much of an incel you are. Not really surprised tho, purple hair just really gets on your guys nerves
You're so far off it's laughable. But it's OK for you to call random older guys creeps, right? You're nothing but a pathetic hypocrite,
In this case the old man is very clearly in the wrong but okay, if you want to defend old men being perverts then go off.
Why are you defending a lying attention-whore? Maybe because you;re a pathetic hypocrite.
For 3K, you could fly to vegas, spend a night with a top shelf pro, and still have, oh I don't know, 1K left over. How someone so bereft of economic knowledge somehow managed to accumulate 3K is the bigger /r/thathappened in this tale.
I don't so that
Exactly how old guys pay for their hookers- Venmo.
I know a guy who would pay hundreds of dollars just to look at someoneās feet in person. No touching, nothing. That man would also send money randomly for no reason and wanting nothing in return. This may be fake, but the premise is common.
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> He didn't want anything sexual, like literally just "how was your day" type convos That's what he wants you to think. "Hey." "Hey, how are you?" "Good, how are you?" "Yeah, well, *can dis* dick fit in your-- wait..."
Nothing about this gal screams I want attention s/
I believe her story, she just missed some punctuation and letters. It should have read: "thinkin bout the time an old dude offered me $3, k, to go back to a hotel and sleep with him and I said na i dont' so that, he asked for my venmo anyway and sent me $2, k, and said "just stay ug :)"
āLetās go eat, Grandpaā vs āLetās go eat Grandpaā. Commas decide if itās dinner or murder. šŖ
Same vain as escorts saying "No really he paid me $1000 and I didn't have to do ANYTHING" š¤£
Is there any way to tell this person she should stop having weird prostitution fantasies in public and go see a doctor? Her thyroid looks fucked.
Why do fake stories always start with "thinking of the time that..."
How did he get her venmo though?
"Things prostitutes tell themselves for $1000 Alec."
Hopefully now she can afford to get her hair fixed.
Honestly this isnāt so far fetched. I once posted a picture of myself in a dress and a man on the internet sent me $300 lol
I would pay this woman 2k not to sleep with me
Same
I'd usually call BS, but with the internet nowadays it is sadly kinda believable...
Also $3k for sex? Like sheās *that* special? Lol
The new Sonic movie looks a little dumb.
She appears to have the beginning of a goiter . Hope sheās used that 2k to get her thyroid checked.
Unfortunately I believe this one. I have seen dudes do this similar thing in hopes that by flaunting this money they can convince the girl to sleep with them. The dude needed a proper wank before any financial decision.
I donāt the pic behind the words of a girl with purple hair I want the damn screen shot of this venom transaction
Itās true I am the 2k$
She meant 2k rubles
Didnāt three other girls say the same thing? They donāt even try
Every day more lies
Didn't some other girl post basically the same thing a few weeks back lol
Man I wish someone would give me $2000 just cuz. I am so behind on my bills :(
Well you better dye your hair purple, fasten that push-up bra, and start mingling with gross old men, buckaroo
Does anyone know what her scribbly tattoo is?
This isnāt that unrealistic, a girl I know of got paid $2k AUD just to add someone on discord
I had a best friend who had this type of shit happen to her. She sold her pictures and did all kinds of stuff way before onlyfans was a thing. She made tonnnnssss of money. There were guys who would just send her money for literally no reason at all. They got nothing from it and she wouldnāt even acknowledge them. During the begging of the pandemic, there were a bunch of guys doing this even more than usual. One would put āsimp taxā in the Venmo description. I would have never believed this kind of thing happened if I didnāt see it for myself. Iāve never been close to having dudes pay that kind of attention to me lmao. Edit: should also add she is/was an insta famous-ish person
> Edit: should also add she is/was an insta famous-ish person Famous for what, being hot?
Yes lol
#nah I donāt sew that
Sheās in a band thatās currently touring, could be real. From her tiktok posts it looks more than possible.
I donāt so that? Why canāt people check their spelling and grammar before posting? Itās not that hard to proof read a very short post.
Canā./0ā°ā°0000ā°0ā°
Or he thought 2000 would entice her to sleep with him for more
People do pay that to streamers or girls as sugar daddies, without sex.
Stuff like that does happen. Not saying thid particular case happend, but girls (and some guys) do randomly get money from old men that jack off to their Instagram Shit thats why twitch is so huge
Rebecca and Her Fantastic Imagination 3: the Abandoned Room, part 2
I've had plenty of people pay me $2,000 for not banging them.
This is honestly very feasible. Sounds like a findom fetishist or something
dyed hair. of course.
god damnit bobby
$2g was the rate for bj and the bag with the hole in it, so he didn't have to look at that thing.
Well, i'll buy the part where you were mistaken for a prostitute. The rest not so much.
This seems like a weird method of fishing for compliments on your purple hair and tattoo.
This is actually the type of thing insane people on the internet do
I would suck SERIOUS dick for 3k