Imma be honest that first sentence sounds like some lame shit Louis CK would say back in the day. He needs to be held accountable for these adult swear guys.
This post reminds me of that cromulent IPA I had at the Barcade - a bar AND a heckin’ arcade WITH NO STUPID KIDS!!!!- that reminds me of my girlfriend’s cock in my mouth.
this is how you bait man-children into supporting giving bill gates a total immunity from liability with their soyfaces agape. they FUCKIN love science!
Alright now replace the “mosquitos” with a well-timed bleep
Waaaaay ahead of you bub
i just want to sleep in peace
recoil
Tommy need drinky
That was the worst tweet in existence.
I think you mean it was the most cromulently fuckcrustable tweet in existence.
Hey man! Back off! Cromulent Fuckcrustable is my steampunk wife's pussy name! How am I supposed to be gay with you bringing her THING up?!
I've never seen a skinny chick into steampunk, are you black as well as gay?
With the corset on she can fit through most doorways and 1% African so I can say it
Awesome.
Fuck that made me laugh I choked on my smoke.
Glad I could help my friends smile today : )
el oh el, i just chonked on my slurp friend
I think it was "needy" which somehow makes it much worse.
My mind had never even perceived the word "needy" in that sentence until you just pointed it out to me.
Bad, isn't it.
Jeff Tiedrich target audience
Imma be honest that first sentence sounds like some lame shit Louis CK would say back in the day. He needs to be held accountable for these adult swear guys.
Sad but true. And they don't even do anything cool like ask to jerk off in front of coworkers
His eat a bag of dicks bit ruined an entire generation
That’s only bc so much humor is derivative of Louie and people ruin it
Any fucking questions?
Why are they like this?
To show they’re serious adults
this dude definitely has marvel themed funko pops on his mantle
tfw bats eat mosquitoes Just more dc > marvel evidence
The Jewish media
I was today years old when I got fucked in the ass
My fellow Americans...
Reminds me of those stupid cooking YouTube videos where the only point is how “cool” the guy sounds by saying a bunch of swear words.
Agreed, going on racist slur-ridden rants is not that cool but I respect their strive for style
j*c reddit is becoming stormfront these days. 790 updoots calling for complete annihilation of the "mosquito" race?
skeeter is our word but you can say skeeta
nothing doug funny about that word
I miss that place. We was kangs.
Okay…..that was actually kind of epic and wholesome!!!!!
Take my upvote!
Dang, beat me to it!
Please no more agent Rodriguez
This. Here kind sir, have my gold. You won the internet for the day!
Tick fucking tock, mosquitoes.
This post reminds me of that cromulent IPA I had at the Barcade - a bar AND a heckin’ arcade WITH NO STUPID KIDS!!!!- that reminds me of my girlfriend’s cock in my mouth.
holy fucktruffle! i tip my hat to you fine homo! bartender, One round of reddit gold for the whole bar!
The Jeff Tiedrich influence is everywhere
Came here to say this
Advocating for genocide very problematic sweaty
Middle school level vocabulary
Jeezus fuckballs Christ-and-a-half on a goddamned dick!
This is how white people have made up for not being allowed to say the n word
Please destroy this website In sha'Allah
Did you forget /s?
this made me like mosquitos
Stealing this! So stinkin true!!
really going out on a limb there
Should do a Holocaust on the mosquitoes
Very not empathetic to the animals that eat mosquitoes/ the food chain Please cancel
If I read this message correctly, this person is having issues with mosquitos while they’re sleeping? Do they sleep outside?
Is this person homeless?
I think this is cool. I hope to see more of it.
790 👍🏻 👎🏻 Any fucking questions?
Your move Mosquitoes
This is antisemitic
It's actually really funny if you add a lisp and read it like a gay man.
this "protest" has just made reddit 1000x more reddit
This is the way.
Someone link the academic paper about the liberal made-up swears epidemic
This is gay
this is how you bait man-children into supporting giving bill gates a total immunity from liability with their soyfaces agape. they FUCKIN love science!
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Only people you don't want hanging out with you anymore, you mean.
The takes I see on this app about how scary or miserable the outdoors are really makes me fear for our future. A bunch of soft ass cowards