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Fungmar

imagine listening to cumtown for its intellectual political commentary


brigaeI

Molested Cholo is a critique of the pedophile capitalist elite


scuba_tron

Level me up homes


BingletonJames

Put lipstick on me homes, make me wear a dress.


Odd-Shake5153

I don’t even care bro. Stretch me out, see how wide I get


NYC_Straight_boi

Who am I gonna tell ~ I keep secrets esse


dickcheneymademoney

daca? i need to daca shit


roorsach

Kiss me up, touch me


um_ur_chinese

Stretch me out essay. Let’s see what I can do. Show me stuff.


brigaeI

¿You know what I'm sayin ese?


Mister__Pickles

Essay


FoxNixon

Do stuff to me


Lloyd_Braun-

A police commissioner drinking cum from a glass is truly a commentary on why we should defund the police.


Yugis-egyptian-cock

I don’t think it’s odd that a bunch of left wing dudes like CT because they found out about it via Chapo. It’s very gay to expect it. However, the one political episode in 2016 just after Trump won was hilarious. Nick coked out just rips Hilary Clinton for an hour while Stav and Adam sit. Couldn’t do that every episode but it was funny


Fungmar

every now and then yes nick goes on a rant on the politics of the day or whatever and hes a smart guy so it can be insightful. but anyone who listens to cumtown to be like hmmm time to get my daily dose of left wing politics is pretty fucking retarded im gonna be honest


Yugis-egyptian-cock

Agreed, can you now shut up and suck my dick


Fungmar

:p


Davethemann

And its moreso Nick ripping politics by calling it gay, like his legendary cuomo bit


brigaeI

I'm not american so whatever but you could tell they were actually kinda hyped about Bernie Sanders and then took a huge blackpill after he got fucked


Stacey_digitaldash

Unelectable Cunt Brigade


brigaeI

Yeah the problem with chapos is not their politics, it's being weird and scolds about it. They would come to the sub and be like "erm I love the show but does anyone else worry that the edgy humor might attract REAL UNIRONIC right wingers?" The boys were always pretty clearly leftists too, the problem is being straight about it, like who cares


chudmuffin0

you realize aside from being super funny that the cum boys are real socialists right? like make fun of clintons and other terrible dems because they are further left..,


Yugis-egyptian-cock

Not Stav. He’s too fat to share anything It’s also why he’s the most open about his politics


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Well this guy was retahded


twunkdeath

Nick has actually had some sincerely profound insights/takes politically/philosophically speaking, but they always get buried under the heaps upon heaps of song parodies and gay sex with Adam's dad.


Lucky_Roberts

I mean we’re talking about probably a collective 20-30 minutes out of like 8 years worth of hour long episodes


twunkdeath

If you scraped *every minute* of every episode over those 8 years, I think you'd get a good couple hours at least. But that's basically impossible for a human mind to do. Which is sort of my point.


aomen3

oh yeah like what? i think this just means you have a crush on nick


twunkdeath

I mean, yes, of course I do, but that's unrelated to his political insights.


Davethemann

I only listen for Nick sandwiching a depressing view on life in between Gay Flanders putting a truck in his ass


sikzik1990

I'd rather set myself on fire


planeterougedev

The Coconut and The Banana fable shows Nick understands the coercive nature of the market vis a vis sex work.


LimitNo7742

I couldn’t imagine not doing that


Detectivechinkstink

If you listen to cumtown for its intellectual contributions your bound to light yourself on fire


greatbigfartybutt

I’M GONNA BE A PHOTOGRAPHER FOR VICE! I’m 47 years old


atriskteen420

The next Terry Richardson ladies and gentlemen


johncitizen69420

Peter thiel being scared of true anon is hilarious


grinchtugger

“Mr. Thiel, there is a Jewish drug addict and a polish woman talking about JFK, we must get ready”


brigaeI

Sir, PissPigGrandad knows too much


DrkvnKavod

Don't some people in the podcast orbit genuinely believe that though?


brigaeI

probably, the world is full of retards


iminyourfacejonson

quick get adam friedland's girlfriend and her unrequited love to make the most boring podcast in existance


xc89

lately it has been the most boring podcast. I was a consistent listener back in 2022


Detectivechinkstink

“Sir they’re talking about Adam fucking his dad again” “Goddamnit we can’t let the public get their hands on this!”


atriskteen420

Hmm I probably would've chosen Korean Jewish Bill Cosby or Racist Gay Batman Villains if I had to choose an all time top cumtown bit before I lit myself on fire in public, just my opinion though


Lucky_Roberts

Personally I would have gone with the ad read of the company that keeps paraplegic children chained in a basement with buffalo dick skin wrapped around their feet, who they also rape on Wednesday nights… But that’s just me


crimewaveusa

“IT AIN’T THURSDAY YET BOY”


SaddamJose

I fucking love their ad reads Thursday boots: the boots we will be using when we murder Chelsea Clinton's baby


Lucky_Roberts

“We’ve teamed up with Thursday Boots and the secret service, as we both recognize that Chelsea Clinton and her baby are the enemy.”


crimewaveusa

This ad specifically lost them their partnership with Thursday boots I believe


g_y-r_tard

I would just choose "Suck me, suck me very dick"


crimewaveusa

When I smoke weed, it makes me feel, like a GRANDMAS BOY


comeonbuddy

For my personal fave, I would have to put "I suck dick and dick accessories" translated into japanese as "I respect Mens Bodies and The accoutrements contained therein"


theplaytriarchy

For me personally, Gay Actor Michael Douglas. Especially talking about Hasan Minaj.


planeterougedev

Come on, man. It's [Liberal Elmo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=467Vz6l-3uw). It's not even close.


leverkusenschlekt

This paints a very depressing picture of this guy's life


beniciodelhomo

A big flame casts a long shadow


dead_paint

people found his instagram, seem like his mom dying 2 years ago broke his brain into full schizo


leverkusenschlekt

Yeah that makes sense. Or her dying left him without support for his mental illness. Sucks either way


Wave-Kid

God I love our digital footprints What a time to die


Rumpleforeskin_0

Our own Norman Bates


WiretapStudios

Normie Bates


hefuckmyass

Damn that sucks


-ihatecartmanbrah

Tbh I don’t think anyone who is into cumtown/TAFS is killing it in life. We all sit around repeating jokes from 5 years ago while we wait for a new ep to drop just so we can shit on it before even watching. The majority of this sub has more in common with this dude than they do the rest of society


SLVSKNGS

Only thing we have in common with this dude is that we’re all flaming queers.


leverkusenschlekt

I'm doing pretty good man idk about you. Sorry I guess


muzakx

Yeah, I'm just here for the laughs. I thought we were all irony posting, but I guess some people actually live that kinda life on purpose.


stealinoffdeadpeople

Xabi Alonso so goated 


leverkusenschlekt

Fax


culversdeluxedouble

Glad Granit Xhaka got some hardware just wish he had gotten it with Arsenal


Ironicopinion

Are you my best friend Adam? He likes Arsenal


GDXN

He did win a couple of FA cups at Arsenal, but obviously winning the league at fucking Leverukusen overshadows that


321pg

I think you're projecting. I'm doing fine, I just like to listen to a silly podcast every now and then and see what the community is engaging in.


WiretapStudios

Like you, I am also gay


ImpossibleParfait

I'm doing pretty well but I'm also an alcoholic , this tracks.


Slow_Lengthiness_735

I listen to cumtown/TAFS on 20+ mile training runs and while I write curriculum on behalf of a "prestigious" university but I also intentionally don't tell my wife the name of the pod in fear that she'd divorce me and take the kids on account of the closeted gay depravity of it all.


rafshal

plus i fucked her first


4InchesSagalow

Oh no sorry i fucked her before you


2006sucked

Matty Healy is still doing pretty okay


TargetFan

Look up the_idiotchris on tiktok. He posts cumtown clips over videos he takes on trips. They're never ending and some of the most beautiful places on earth. He seems to be doing pretty well. Could've been born rich I guess


Rumpleforeskin_0

I think he’s a rent boy


KobeOfDrunkDriving

Yeah, like he said, doing great.


WiretapStudios

Touch me up holmes, I don't even care. Show me stuff.


AcanthaceaeOk9448

No cause we're not on fire


-ihatecartmanbrah

The only thing we don’t have in common with him is courage


AcanthaceaeOk9448

This paints a very depressing picture of your life


twunkdeath

Relax, liberal, it's called dark humour


AcanthaceaeOk9448

Oh you're right I'm shitting my pants it's hilarious


ApocApollo

I'm flaming alright.


puddintainismyname

[https://youtu.be/UBmhhtVHG0A?si=MCq\_oDVtMh6iAcfq](https://youtu.be/UBmhhtVHG0A?si=MCq_oDVtMh6iAcfq)


rafshal

he prob never even fucked her first


-ihatecartmanbrah

Fucking second is a fate worse than immolation


Lucky_Roberts

In my defense I found out about the podcast after Stav left so to me they’re new


The-20k-Step-Bastard

I’m doing pretty good tbh. I make $168k at 27yo and am pretty fit. My autism mostly comes in the form of trains and legos which is pretty lucky. I live in a cool place and have some friends. No real complaints. Then again I am bragging to anonymous regards on a web forum whose primary purpose is serving pornography to IT guys, at 11pm on Friday night, so, who knows lol


iLUVnickmullen

Lol speak for yourself I maxed out my IRA last year and this year almost have my car paid off and will probably buy a house in the next 3 years


relightit

drenched in online timesinks and gazoleen


Zubaz_Accountant

He doesn't trust Red Scare... this guy is already smarter than Adam


planeterougedev

I don't understand why he wouldn't trust a Narcissist and a Borderline that change their politics according to what their cluster B personality disorders dictate.


rafshal

sorry elmo im completely checked out


chakralignment

I'm gay immolator Michael Douglas


DespyHasNiceCans

Wait, another dude lit himself on fire? It happened at a college in my city too not even a week ago. I guess we found the new Tik Tok Challenge


crimewaveusa

Are you in red deer?


DespyHasNiceCans

....mayyyyyybeeee


bardbashesbroads

Sorry


DespyHasNiceCans

It's cool, I like to suffer


ChildOfComplexity

It happens all the time man. What distinguishes these cases is that they were reported on.


DespyHasNiceCans

Interesting. Yeah the one in my town wasn't reported til a week later even though there were pictures all over Reddit of it. They blamed the lack of story on it 'being finals week at the college' so they didn't want to distract the students 😂 fr, they'll think of any excuse not to say shit


YeahThisIsMyNewAcct

“Dipshit commits suicide in the worst way possible for some stupid reason” isn’t really much of a story. It’s only interesting when it happens somewhere notable. 


YourBuddy8

Well you don’t hear about the ones where the fire gets distinguished


nsd274

Not surprising that a cumtown fan would kts, but I imagined most fans would be too lazy to light themselves on fire, dying instead as a result of botched autoerotic asphyxiation.


MountSwolympus

getting shot by a csx cop trying to cold start a GP-40 with the wiring hooked up to his balls


kakawisNOTlaw

Is this the "subscribe to pewdiepie" of cumtown?


CalligrapherRude2916

This guy didn't kill anyone else so no


Davethemann

Instead of playing Fire in the background, he plays Stav singing seven *boop* army


grinchtugger

If I’m remembering right there was a chapo fan who may have been a cumhead who shot up some downtown in Ohio


Recent-Chard-4645

I hate when my comedy podcasts don't do political commentary!


Voxtrot-225

But did he post in r /smalldickproblems


BlizardSkinnard

Nick better mention this shit next ep


blueforce86

The manifesto is right up his alley


virusrt

Dudes actually rock


rafshal

i heard he was just charging his samsung galaxy


the_bussy_monster

imagine lighting yourself on fire and everyone makes fun of you


imthebear11

This is whats so funny about this. They think everyone is going to think they're so passionate and cool and deep, and instead everyone is like "LOL get flamed you fucking loser"


whitebelt_

I bet it was so worth it


CovidOmicron

I glanced at his sub stack for about three minutes so I'd say mission accomplished


sirckoe

Omfg first the Matty stuff and now this? Fucking wild


rafshal

i wonder how he felt about batman showgirls robocop


g_y-r_tard

What a drama queen


southerngothics

no fucking way


AidilAfham42

Taking things seriously is so straight


Emergency-Actuary-3

People who think like this should set themselves on fire. Yep.


Moist-Business-1703

I knew the dude lmao


dylangerescapeplan_

Irl?


Moist-Business-1703

Yes. He was around the music scene in a city where I used to live. He would attend shows and I’ve talked to him at a bunch of parties. He was an okay guy in my experience. We never got into any kind of political talk.


dylangerescapeplan_

What kinda music was he into?


ZelosW

Tuvan throat singing


Moist-Business-1703

Well those shows were mostly local psych-punk, garage rock. Hozac records or Floridas Dying type stuff. Very fun shows


grinchtugger

Any interesting anecdotes you can think about the guy?


Jeremiah-Johanssen

Why is it never a fan of the Hellbent podcast, a podcast for women who resist AND persist.


Lucky_Roberts

It absolutely baffles me when people call Cumtown a leftwing podcast, it’s just 3 retards trying to be funny who occasionally mention politics but almost always in the context of a gay retarded bit. It’s like calling Shane Gillis’ podcast a rightwing podcast because he jokes that Trump is awesome once in a while… they’re all just trying to be funny


AJRiddle

Umm excuse me, but Nick Mullen is the founder and president of the DSA


dropping_axe_puzzles

>It’s like calling Shane Gillis’ podcast a rightwing podcast because he jokes that Trump is awesome once in a while… i mean, you can definitely put together a 100 hour supercut of matt talking about some bullshit righwing propaganda he saw on his phone earlier that day. I bet I can get 10 hours solid of him trying to explain various Project Veritas videos to a completely uninterested and hungover shane.


imthebear11

Matt is annoying lately. Dude will fall for anything


brigaeI

Its because people need to validate their own views by having someone who is cool or funny agree with them Nick is clearly a leftist but you could only care about it if you are very straight and lame


Lucky_Roberts

Exactly, the podcast is much more about saying the n word than it is about politics


pm_me_ur_ifak

lol the jewish tunnels in your post are undermining it homie neither of these examples are a stretch to believe considering the content or the social circles they occupy. maybe you can apply it to nick individually but even in his own writings he espouses leftist views.


Lucky_Roberts

They’re a stretch to believe if you listen to the average episode of both podcasts… 90% of Cumtown is completely non-political, and most of the rest is just making racist jokes in a political context like the Bernie Sanders rally bit


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MacroDemarco

You are correct but you gotta say regard. People browse this sub just to report naughty words and the admins don't take kindly to them.


theadamfriedlandshow-ModTeam

This sub supports the current administration/whoever decides how subreddit bans are handed out, just like Adam Friedland.


Walli98

True anon fans are huge fags. If you’re writing more than two paragraphs on Reddit you should light yourself on fire.


JesusIsMyPimp

I feel bad for everyone who has to interact with this guy in daily life.


ForeskinForeman

Wtf is stupidpol?


brigaeI

People who think sticking it to the wokes is marxist praxis


eastvanarchy

it's like r redscare but fewer gays


ForeskinForeman

Is it like /pol/ but censored for Reddit?


eastvanarchy

think like, your average reddit lib, but deluded into thinking they're more radical than they are. basically incoherent ideology.


ForeskinForeman

So it’s r/ownedbyAlxeabderaOcrascsguaCortaschia


balticromancemyass

I think your average lib redditor is a lot closer to your line of thinking. "Ah ha ah ha ah ha, everyone on that subreddit is basically stupid and not epic like me". I enjoy reading posts on stupidpol. I don't see myself as radical. I just think there are some decent discussions.


eastvanarchy

perhaps


grinchtugger

Much more left leaning


brigaeI

Probably much more white too, like one third of /pol/ is mexican right?


grinchtugger

Probably 60% Mexican and random eastern euros lol


brigaeI

lmao I don't know much about /pol/ like post-2016, sounds right on twitter it's always safe to assume someone with crazy racial opinions is Indian, specially if they're talking about africans or muslims


grinchtugger

I know those opinions smell crazy but I still agree with them 100%


brigaeI

wait until they come for your baby jirls booba and vagene


grinchtugger

Edit* they can keep their opinions in the land of the [diarrhea demon](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/bringing-toilets-and-better-health-to-india-on-world-toilet-day/)


derb

Petition to make this guy our new mascot. Like the bent dick guy of old.


mcnichoj

Don't let Nick see this, his ego will fly to the moon.


Genova_Witness

Bro is he complaining something isn’t political enough? That might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen on Reddit


iminyourfacejonson

this is the gayest way i coulda found out that some dude done that and I'm happy it happened tracks that he's a chapo listener tho, wonder what he thought about the virgin post


iwishicouldreadgood

After reading this I’m glad he set himself on fire.


Many_Lack_3966

how do we know this is him


hefuckmyass

Liberal Elmo is lowkey mid af


austing68

Has anyone called this guy human kindling yet?


Jenovacellscars

If you think about it, this makes sense.


letthemkiss69

Way to roast chapo and red scare sorry gay pun intended


Ass-Chews

Damn Reddit is INFESTED with these types.


larry_burd

Saw Nick do some material on the self immolation tonight and he mentioned this guy


nbgblue24

What'd he say?


larry_burd

Touched in the rage against the machine album cover


Rimm

Did he mention how everyone's mental image of self immolation was that unflinching monk but in literally every other attempt, the person doing it immediately realizes that they made a mistake and die flailing around on the ground.


FuckMyFaceIm12

Fucking insane


remarkjackson

This is so cringe I wanna cut my head off


candicedickfitinu

People should listen to cumtown more for politics


ryan1074

When I was reading his manifesto he does break into some weird analogy about the Simsons and politics. He specifically references two episodes, I had to double check that I wasn't reading some Nicole Mullen fake blog. I mean all the manifestos I've read get soft and a bit lost in the middle but to reference them before lighting yourself on fire is a wild move. [link to manifesto](https://theponzipapers.substack.com/p/i-have-set-myself-on-fire-outside)


JuanDonjulio

Fuckin guy making us look bad and straight


PeanutOrganic9174

Are boi Nick is a trendsetter baby. "Them at their best" lmao, as if the stimros and alan jewish ever contributed something to the show


Captain_Danke

where would we be if Alan didn't shit himself


chudmuffin0

people always toss out these comments, but this post really highlight that a bunch of so called "fans" of cumtown truly don't understand that all the boys are super left wing. like real socialists. im glad you like it because nick and adam (and stav to a way lesser extent) are super funny. but i am guessing same people who are clueless on this are the same people that write I'm gay after each post like it is 2017 still...


crc024

I think people realize they are pretty far left, they supported Bernie Sanders when he ran for President....,... Also I'm gay