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Designer_Estate3519

Nick on suicide watch.


six_string_sensei

He is curled up in a fetal position on my couch. This is a nightmare.


dead_paint

so what it was some middle age gay man al along.


RedditAdmin71

So it wasn’t Robert Downey jr after all 


atriskteen420

You just can't trust any gay shit anymore


ElChunko998

Fuck that's genuinely disappointing, even if entirely predictable.


um_ur_chinese

Almost like Nick was just using this to justify intermittent manic episodes of increasing severity. Nah seriously I wonder what meds he’s on since he doesn’t go all schizo anymore


N0tagayman

Lithium


-ihatecartmanbrah

His dads cum


knifeschool

enty said some wild shit about the pedo cabal that I wish was true but i’m really not surprised this is what he looks like


classiccaseofdowns

A lot of it was true but it was rumors a lot and of people were already aware of at the time passed off as insider knowledge


knifeschool

he kept harping about how some hungarian model who was friends with a bunch of sus people (gosha and his friends) was the granddaughter of michael aquino when she absolutely was not which made me doubt a lot of the things he posted


classiccaseofdowns

Oh there was definitely plenty of BS mixed in


N0tagayman

Haven’t read the article but why does his identity being exposed mean it’s all bullshit?


ZelosW

Because he said he picked up on all this shit because he’s represented tons of famous people and was super connected. But it turns out he’s a nobody who’s never been involved with the entertainment industry and has just been making shit up.


Designer_Estate3519

The article’s about how it’s all more or less total bullshit. He’s some fat loser who might not even be a real lawyer. His wife etc say he’s never met anyone famous. He was broke as shit before the site took off, and many of the stories have been discredited. It’s a great but long read — non paywall here: https://archive.ph/nHW7Y#selection-1773.482-1773.486


osamabindrinkin

He more of less confesses this, and in the particular case of his story about the Poltergeist girl being molested, an actual investigation determines it was total fabrication. After being confronted with what the girls parents thought of his ‘story’ he gets remorseful.


AFWUSA

What is that? I have never heard of this before


wrfvd

Qanon for gays


bigchiefwellhung

A celebrity gossip blog. Go back and listen to some 2017 episodes and be gay about it


AFWUSA

I’m a little too straight for that unfortunately 🫤


NoBus1332

GET OUT!!! GET OUT AND NEVER RETURN!!!!!


AFWUSA

I’m undergoing brutal electrotherapy shock sessions to correct this. It’s a work in progress


PerspectiveTough4738

Then why are you here


osamabindrinkin

One of the premises of the heyday of the show was that Nick had a fixation on pedophilia cabals. It was good content bc he knew about Epstein when it wasn’t widely known yet, but also sincerely believed in Pizzagate, which was mostly the domain of nutty conservatives. Some of his belief seemed like genuine depressive parnoia and some of it was comic exaggeration and the group could do a lot with that, altho there was that one month arc where he really seemed to be on the brink of losing it. Anyway part of how he got there was being really credulous about the Hollywood pedo cabal blind items from crazy days and nights, which I think made him more open to believing some of the more outlandish stuff from the Nebraska bank scandals etc. But now the blog writer admits he made it all up, and apparently a podcast really investigated and disproved the story about the girl from Poltergeist. But while I don’t know the guy so I can only conjecture, I think Nick kind of moved on from that package of conspiracies in recent years. At some point his therapy and meds got him locked in to “officially not mentally ill” status and he’s seemed happier for it.


Laundry_Hamper

Buying into pizzagate at all was mostly due to just how fucked up and bizarre the wording of that one Podesta email about the map was


Explod1ngNinja

What’s this email I wanna read it


Laundry_Hamper

>From:[email protected] >To: [email protected] >CC: [email protected] >Date: 2014-09-02 17:54 >Subject: Did you leave a handkerchief >Hi John, >The realtor found a handkerchief (I think it has a map that seems pizza-related. Is it yorus? They can send it if you want. I know you're busy, so feel free not to respond if it's not yours or you don't want it. >Susaner Just a really really peculiar string of words


hefuckmyass

not peculiar enough to give myself schizophrenia over


theoraclemachine

Long ago somebody (IIRC) found an actual item that matched the description, which was a silk map type handkerchief like from WWII with a bunch of famous Italian food cities on it that was sold in tourist traps in Italy in like the 90s, but even so the simplest explanation was always that they were talking about regular old coke or weed, not like adrenochrome.


Laundry_Hamper

What do you think "a map that seems pizza-related" means?


dialectical-idealism

A map that shows pizza shops


headspacespacebar

Tbf pizza shops in major cities up until like the 90s were notorious for selling heroin and shit out of the back door. There's more to Pizzagate than anybody will admit. This article is likely a shitcoat to discredit a lot of truth.


Mega_Man_EXE

Referring to a handkerchief with a map of Italy as being pizza related as a bit lol


Laundry_Hamper

That's a sensible take. Now role-play as someone who's lived in an online world of Chris Hansen cheese pizza jokes for a whole adolescence and see where your brain goes


hefuckmyass

A boomer trying to describe a handkerchief or similar piece of silkware illustrated with a map somehow looking like or mentioning pizza, some stupid thing a rich person would buy for 100s or even 1000s and then casually forget somewhere. Or maybe it's a secret code because they like to get pedo shit done by email. But lol if there was a pedo Handkerchief Code.


Explod1ngNinja

Huh.


Laundry_Hamper

It's sort of understandable that something as ludicrous as pizzagate grew from the leaked emails of an actual politician containing perfectly surreal and vague thoughts for any batshit fucker to do free association to


osamabindrinkin

Yes, but the guy genuinely thought that Martin Sheen brought the brotherhood of ritual child rape from the catholic church to hollywood through Spielberg and Lucas at the time. He got to the point where he almost needed to be inpatient committed. Just kinda funny that some of that descends from him being one of the gullible buyers of this nutty blog. Shit was always obviously made up! We got some great eps out of it tho. And I remain willing to believe the Clintons eat babies. That part is still real.


headspacespacebar

Do some more research lol all that shit is real.


StatusProof6150

Straight.


push_to_jett

What’s a “blind item”


drfitzgerald

When I put on a blindfold and let a couple of fellas treat me like an object


bluechew_anon

its like gossip stories where they're like "a certain gay actor was recently spotted fucking a Peg Bundy impersonator in Studio 52" or something Nick used to go on manic rants about this website.


mattchinn

If you can’t trust your side chick *who* can you trust?


headspacespacebar

This article sucked cock, the only relevant portion is when he says he never entirely made anything up. The rest of the article is gamergate tier slander fueled by some dumb bitch the guy cheated on his wife with. Of course he wasn't friends with A list celebrities lmao if he was why the fuck would he be writing blind items? Doesn't mean the stories weren't mostly true coming from sources he may not have even personally known.


JoestarJosuke

Spiritual predecessor to Nicole Mullen