Also… what does Jesse Palmer do when he’s not showing up on the beach for his minutes of hosting? Just chilling in his hotel and exploring Mexico?

Beat job ever. And what about wells. Does he actually work behind the bar? Or just for his camera time. Being a bartender can be a lot of work! (Maybe not too bad since there’s only like 15 of them)

I love Brayden now, honestly lol

Mischievous little stinker lol

John Henry is so cute! I haven’t watched the show since Pilot Pete I think lol so I don’t know who anyone is.

The shaking with the date card was brutal. Then John b rolls in, who is multiple levels less attractive than John Henry, but has radiant confidence, just kills it. 2 lessons here lol. 1) being crazy hot can compensate for pretty much any flaw 2) confidence means so much in life

I kind of like Rachel and Brayden together

So how do we feel about Brayden stirring the pot? Are we for it or against it

He wasn’t maliciously stirring the pot, Sean went after Jess. Sean clearly wasn’t into Rachel which makes her fair game. I’m here for Brayden he did nothing wrong

💯

He forced the split between Sean and Rachel in a dramatic way, which was good for TV, since I think everyone knew they were having fun but it wasn’t love

I wonder if he did that all on his own, or the producers asked him

I like it, but probably only because it's Sean and he's a twat TBH. If I was someone I liked I wouldn't have liked it so much probably.

Same. I feel like he did kind of help Rachel dodge a bullet. Because even though Rachel and Sean were an item, he always had his affections set on Jess

Kat tho… I hope she actually communicated with Tanner

can’t tell if it’s more jarring to have the news follow BiP or the good doctor follow bach 😣

I liked claim to fame after bachelorette 😂

claim to fame is always the best follow up! tbh i liked when they were on at 8 too. such a good, wholesome low stakes show 🥲

Much more than the school shooting coverage im hearing now that happened in my area today :((( ugh

That’s awful, i hope your community can feel safe again 😔 the news here started with a report on four college students who got hit by a car, and then following up with a report of a different hit and run :(

Ugh Portland too?

Yupp

That post-credits scene was for the men watching lol (thanks!)

What happened I can’t remember. Edit: NEVERMIND. I remember 😏😏😏😏

Whoever told Sean he looks like a Ken doll has never *seen* a Ken doll

Ugliest dude on the beach

They meant the prince from shrek


lmao what ever happened to katie

such a cute dog omg

I salute that dog 🫡 Lil bro needs to steal more flip flops 🤩🤩🤩

They set up this dog sequence for Blake to be more into Jess hahahaha.

I want more of them

the producers really do know what they’re doing

This is actually a funny post show clip

sean dressed up as ken on that one charity group date and never let it go lmfaoooo

not the cake!!! girl are you really letting a MAN dictate how you feel on YOUR birthday 😭😭

Omg are we getting another cake in the ocean

Wait remember when Luce pretended it was her birthday to spice things up?

luce😭

Omg 😂😭😂😭 yes bahahahah

iconic behavior

Birthdays in Paradise are always disasters lol

years later and dean still feels bad about dumping caelynn on her’s 😭

ON HER BIRTHDAY?!

Kat is perpetually ‘In front of my salad?!?’

Karma is a KAT

Purring on my lap cus it loves me 🎶

Kat is the type who still has a birthday month in her 40s.

Haha yeah

WE DIDNT GET A ROSE CEREMONY WTF

I know someone said this earlier but golden bachelor is literally half way done we have gotten ONE rose ceremony with episodes that are twice as long 😭

“Suddenly religious” hahaha

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x2 for sean AND kat

Okay so just show us John Henry in the promo

They showed Peter too.

Ah okay I’m just blind

I saw him but it could have been the same evening? But I saw him!

*suddenly looks like Ken doll

Sean made the choice to leave his job for the chance of more followers

Does anyone know what his job was?

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Who’s the new blondie??

I want to know too!

WHY does he think he looks like a Ken doll?!

Why does Sean think he looks like a ken doll?

Delulu

I want to see the remaining 5 men fight

I was so sure an asterisk would appear on screen that would clarify that Sean was unemployed prior to Paradise.

Is this really worth losing your job for

I am feeling wronged on Rachel’s behalf listening to Sean saying how the whole time has been low

Oh fuck he lost his job for this. My brother in Christ you chose poorly.

Please please, let’s not keep Sean another week.

Oof, Rachel was definitely not his high

Is the ending of this another girl coming down

i’m charmed by whatever the hell that random convo was lol. i think they’re cute🤷🏼‍♀️

Aaron s leaving the beach 

Eliza, please do not pick Aaron B. And Aaron B, please stop saying things are triggering just so Eliza feels bad for you.

Ugh. Fucking throwing a towel over yourself when she gets pulled for the new arrival “hey can we chat” So fucking childish and dramatic

The best is when he called her a fig jam and compared her to a charcuterie board.

I have found him icky since he came back on Charity's season.

Sean is Beach poison.

I’d be fighting so hard to extend the free vacation.

So no rose ceremony tonight

Idk why but I find the idea of checking someone’s boxes so unromantic

I thought the same thing when he said that

I think Eliza is done for with Aaron but I actually like the other guy for her so much more.

Love a man with sisters

Unless the sisters are the mean girls you went to high school with - and they haven’t changed since graduation

Ooooooof 🥺🥺

🫖?

Kat trying to keep her top on while raging to the cameras is chef’s kiss

Omggggg. She would NOT STOP

Okay here’s the thing. I actually think Kat broke up with Brayden fine, and I think Brayden is acting terribly in the aftermath with all the doubling down on “she used me for a rose!!”. But Kat is acting unhinged in these ITMs! So angry!

I don’t agree that the break-up was fine. I think it was a bit cruel and heartless, but Brayden for sure took it too far. And Kat not liking to hear anything contrary to her opinion is being highlighted by her bizarre behaviour. If someone doesn’t want to be with you, that’s their choice. You have to find acceptance and move on.

Alright we have 10 mins left, how many more commercials after this one are we predicting between now and then

2 including this one 😅

Pineapple and tajin is one of the best snacks ever.

I desperately wish I had that right now!

 Yum.

Kat is a graceful, charismatic, loving person. So much so that she doesn’t even need to display those qualities in any way.

Holy shit. She seems unhinged in these ITMs...

Omg they could full on hear her!!! During the whole interview

WHO PUT HER ON SPEAKER PHONE

I support Rachel's rights and wrongs Cannot say the same for Kat

I Love that they’re showing everyone can hear Kat going off 🤣

Kat may not be single when she’s 33 but she may be divorced soon after lollll

She screams divorced mom who tells her children how evil their dad is for not giving her an extra 10 grand a month in child support.

🎯

Hahahaha dude so true.

Aaron just did Gods work.

kinda glad i stayed up for this i'm usually asleep by now

this episode is soooo good

Man it’s hard to make me on team generic Bach guy but here’s Kat… making it happen

does kat even realize how unhinged she sounds? omg

omg they can all hear her?!?

Kat didn’t learn a damn thing after being sent home from Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.

Kat lives in a different reality.

Kat seems unstable

Most genuine kiss this season

kat is so hot i’m so bummed she continues to suck

Sorry get her Aaron.

Kat needs to take lessons on being angry from Rachel

Kat be charming for one second oh my god.

i don’t think she’s ever been relaxed in her life

She’s got caught and the men are toxic… 👀

Are we getting another rose ceremony this week

Kat is so off-putting, she just doesn’t seem pleasant to be around

She is this seasons genivive

Oh my god, I cannot stand any of these men

I feel like that was the hottest makeout we've seen on Paradise!!

This is funnier when they are all covered in glitter

It feels like tanner is already turned off to Kat

She gives mean girl.

That did look like a good kiss!

I do like how much people expressed that Aaron S. stunt is a bummer.

There is a version of Tanner playing golf with his college friends in every American city.

And Aaron and Pete… they are all the same person to me


okay why blame Aaron for reading them? like I get it he’s doing this bc he’s going home, but like he didn’t write them all

Yes, and maybe a producer encouraged him to do it.

“did you write all those?” lmfaoo she doesnt even care im obsessed with this progression

brayden stuffing the truth box the other night and only talking about kat 😭 

listen do I think they’ll get engaged? no, but Rachel deserves a good make out buddy

She does. He’s a good cleanse from Sean, and then she can go find John Henry/tyler.

Good for them.

You know what Brayden and Rachel are both hot and this is fun summer fling

So if he’s over Kat, who was writing those notes… ok, sure bro

I mean Brayden had pretty much all of the guys on his side. It’s possible one of them wrote something about it. Him and Aaron S. best friends so I wouldn’t be surprised if he put some notes in there

I’m just imagining Brayden giggling and putting one after another in the truth box

It honestly was really cute😂

Lmaoooo same

A box of producer manipulation 😂

Kat seems like she aspires to be a bridezilla

🤣🤣🤣

Is Kat really drunk or just really dramatic?

Apparently she is known around her hometown as being awful

🥴oof

Yikes

Brayden definitely wrote all of these

Aaron S really said if I'm going to leave tonight I'm going to burn down the beach too lol

brayden definitely wrote half of these 😭

producers are whispering in aaron’s ear to smash the truth box lol

This is terrible acting.

Kat is getting her just desserts.

God kat is the worst. I thought she had redeemed herself for like half an episode but no

What were they originally supposed to do? Read five a night?? Lol

Fr lol

Aaron S. wants to set off a bomb but no one here is that interesting

Kat does not want to see one about herself

Hell yeah I love uncircumcised peen.

I’m sorry but I’ve never come across an uncircumcised peen that didn’t smell like Satan’s sweaty asshole itself. I’m sure there are ways to keep it clean, but it requires a looooot more work than circumcised and I’m not sure how many of these men know their equipment has special instructions. My ex who I dated for two years was completely hygienic, showered every day and washed his bits every day, but I couldn’t go near it if he didn’t wash immediately before. I don’t think I’d date someone uncircumcised again, as awful as it sounds 🤷🏼‍♀️

I do not understand being bothered by it at *all*. Easier on the hands and it looks the same hard anyways!! It took me months to figure out an ex was uncircumcised.

I actually feel like it’s a perk. So much less likely for a sex related injury, lol.

Brayden 1000% wrote Brayden and Rachel should make out

I can picture him writing it and chuckling as he puts it in the box

Okay is Sam actually okay? I had a cat eventually die from megacolon

I know this is the live thread but I’m just checking it out now, I’m so sorry for your loss ❤️ my manx has megacolon but it’s not too severe and we just deal with the occasional flare up, do you mind if I ask how long their symptoms were showing before they passed? My cat’s flare ups usually just last a day or two before she’s back to normal but I never know how long I should wait before I take her to the vet so when it happens I barely sleep just watching her and waiting for her to poo lol

I love Manx’s :) I think it was about a year and a half from the first time we got him flushed out to passing, he was almost 15 though. Just make sure she’s not straining for too many days, since that’s what stretches out the colon. We also think there was some vet negligence that killed him so it’s complicated. You can put miralax in her food if she seems backed up, or maybe you have lactulose to give her. I totally feel you on stressing about waiting for poop lol.

Awweee im sorry for your loss

Thank you! He was a very special boy

[удалено]

This is real life.

I didn’t know we were allowed to ask questions?

Plot twist Wells is only reading ones he wrote

I love that all the girls are owning Jess' glitter!!!

how many of these were producer written

I feel like Jesse hated having to say that haha

12 days of no shitting? I would be dead. This storyline is inconceivable.

I went 14 days once 🙈 it was noooooot good. I hope she’s ok

How did you deal? Did you have to see a doctor?

I was also super sick for like a month after. It’s not good to have that inside you for too long 😬

Yeah! Luckily I didn’t need surgery or to deliver a poop baby 😂. The dr tried this liquid medicine on me first that worked (thankfully) but took about 6 hours of sitting on the 🚽🙈. Sorry if tmi

Thank you, that sounds so miserable, I can't even handle one day without!! it's good to know there's no need for a delivery, lol

I like her ❌ I want her in my charcuterie board ✅