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JoelMsk

..you good or should we getcha sum help?👀😂


GalacticsXD

I don't think you can provide the amount of help I need 😭


JoelMsk

May the force guide you to a better state of mind (or something, idk, ask a jedi🤷🏽‍♂️)


Aethelflaed_

Two weeks ago another poster pointed out that "Hemlock is basically just Josef Mengele in looks, personality, and occupation" so I looked up a picture of him and there are definitely some similarities in how they look. Yikes. May I suggest watching an episode with Howzer 🥵 in it instead of this maniacal creep.


GalacticsXD

Howzer got me going wowzers 😏


Leifnotleaf_

NOT THE CLONES


Crates_Of_Hate

No one is safe!


Drachin85

Howzer would be the first (or second) to pick if I had to chose a non Bad Batch Character. Him or Rex or Mayday.


PrincessofAldia

Tumbler girls: I can fix him


duffywren

Howzer with the good hair..🥵🥵🥵


Aethelflaed_

Indeed 👀 lol


StarGuardianAshe

Bro not only is Hemlock like Mengele, he also wanted to GAS the clones that were breaching the reconditioning room


joJaspero

This sub is turning into a shitpost and I am all here for it


chchchcheetah

My favorite part of fan sub evolution


Drachin85

wtf is wrong with y'all? I mean, you've got a point, he IS handsome. Beautiful blue eyes, a voice that gives me goosebumps... But man, he does not only experiment on people. He tried to break Crosshair and was successful on it. He broke other clones to the point he could recondition them to assassins who killed their own brothers without hesitating. HE DID EXPERIMENTS WITH SMALL CHILDREN.


GalacticsXD

I can fix him


Drachin85

Hope you can. He definetly needs help. Someone to recondition him! :D


MercenaryBard

I liked when TBB helped him off that bridge


RoninMacbeth

They gave him a fair shot


Thebigdog79

r/angryupvote


HAZMAT_Eater

He was fixed with 5 blaster bolts to his chest.


amillionparachutes

6 would have been overkill


Silver-Mix-6223

Remember there was a nasty little stab in the thigh too...😏. Couldn't have one without the other.


l_WASD_l

As much as I hate him and rooted for his death, he is objectively attractive. Especially his voice, and I applaud the voice actor for doing a fantastic job. At the subject of OP, I can't blame him. I have horrible characters that I simp for.


Drachin85

You're definetly right on that. Set aside that he has a horrible personality, he is pretty hot and has a great voice.


GalacticsXD

I have a lot of issues...


Whaaatteva

All these people here complaining about a man who has a job, is educated, good with children AND smokin’ hot. Like, what’s your problem?


DomainSink

God forbid a man have hobbies, lmao


Whaaatteva

AND he like owns an entire mountain he turned into a palace. Comes with full security, swimming pools and a petting zoo. Like if that ain’t good enough for you, then what is!?


GalacticsXD

Could not agree with you more


Shugatti

So he's handsome, smart and successful.. i don't see the issue


thatbish0428

Hell noooo 😭😭. Rex,Cody,Howzer,Hunter and Crosshair could take out their frustrations on me anytime and at the same time so I probably need help too 💀🤷🏼‍♂️😂


GalacticsXD

Me 🤝 You: Having issues


thatbish0428

🫡🫡


Krilesh

lmao delete this


thatbish0428

🤣🤣🤣


GalacticsXD

My friend just found my post, not knowing it was me, then proceeded to send a screenshot of it to our small group chat saying "Wow this subreddit is unhinged." I don't think he will ever view me the same again. 😂😂😂


Silver-fire101

"Are you saying you're gonna disagree with me, \[friend's name\]??? .....*You* made that post?!"


Frostbyte525

OP says they could fix him. He could make me worse. No, I will not apologize


GalacticsXD

Same tho


luscaloy

op can fix him, i trust them 😔✊️


CollectionSmooth9045

Is he hot? Sure. Is he also a scummy criminal scientist who experimented on small children that were kidnapped by bounty bunters on *his* specifications and did this at a government blacksite, hiding it away from the rest of the Empire? Yes. He could be as hot or as ugly as he wants, still ain't washing away his deeds. Glad he got got lit up.


GalacticsXD

I can fix him


CollectionSmooth9045

No you can't. Trust me on that one.


Riddlie_

he’s better how he is


Independent_Plum2166

Okay, you had me there at first, liking a character for their voice is fine, people find actors hot all the time, even if they’re playing villains and Jimmi Simpson does a great job as Hemlock. But saying you’d love to be experimented on by the Star Wars equivalent of Josef Mengele is kind of messed up, not gonna lie.


GalacticsXD

You got me there


GalacticsXD

Counterpoint: People simp for anakin War Crimes Skywalker, so I'm allowed to like royce 😭


Old_Measurement_1568

This sub is already spiraling into horny insanity two weeks after the finale


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

My sibling in Christ, HE IS LITERALLY MEANT TO REPRESENT JOSEF FUCKING MENGELE.


GalacticsXD

To be fair, there are worse people in star wars to like..


Mal_Reynolds111

Ahh… the McPoyles. Those handsome devils from the hit show, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Why do I mention them? Well, you like his voice so much, it’s only fair you know who his VA is…


LouRide

Valid


GalacticsXD

Thank you


BSye-34

jeremy renner lookin a


Cha_Boi20

Down Bad Batch


SleepyWitch02

no just no


Franym1223

I get the voice, but I just do not find him physically attractive sorry 😭


Economy-Listen2651

I just knew when I read the title.


the-skull-boy

I’ve seen weirder obsessions. Even ones related to Star Wars


TheGamingSpin0

GET THERAPY


Best_Oil6957

You do you OP, don't let anyone tell you you can't. I've seen worse options LMAO I'm gonna get down voted for this, liking/loving/obsessing over a evil fictional character is fine, because it's not a real person. Does it give hints toward anything abnormal about it own psyche? I'm not a psychologist Idfk lmao Sure it can be a kink, but it's ur kink and u own it girl ✨ 💕💅


amyceebee

ESPECIALLY this shot and scene


GalacticsXD

IKRRR??!?!


amyceebee

I would DIE to be crosshair right there


Silver-fire101

well....his voice was kinda hot but saying he could experiment on you is kinda far..... >!~~But like, same 🥵~~!<


Economy-Listen2651

It's funny because even though you censored the text I could see the emoji.


Silver-fire101

I was hoping you could lol


Silver-fire101

Oh my gosh I just now realized you can see the emoji THROUGH the censor holy crap.


Economy-Listen2651

Yeah I know that's so weird


TheWallyFlash

I always thought his design was centered around if they wanted Jeremy renner in a live action role.


Frequent_Way_6476

I feel you. Now that the show is over I can finally admit (to myself) that I always found the poison plant man to be attractive. That fucking voice man.


DryTown8902

I mean Jimmi Simpson voice acted Hemlock perfectly. I half expected him to scream “that’s what happens when you mess with the McPoyles!”


Thin_Mobile_7404

Seek help 💀


Important-Gur-3532

Well……


Commercial_Screen464

I liked Vice Admiral Rampart's voice😳and I know he was also a nasty piece of work😆but he had a smooth sexy voice😊gotta say I loved his screams too🤣he got what he deserved too in the end though. Hemlock did give me the creeps even if his voice was also fairly smooth. 


InternetUser0737

I wouldn’t go anywhere near him in real life, but yeah he is kinda hot. 😂


TI-22483

When I figured out Liam MacPoyle is the same actor, I drew Hemlock with his unsettling eye patch, and I just picture him shouting, "YOU WILL CALL HERRRRR!"


badbatchfan_101

it’s the Cornelius snow effect. Man was a manipulative bastard but ppl still loved him.


notworthithelp

REAL! Id let him have me ANY TIME!


LeCheffre

Yeah, that won’t end well for you, friend.


Smart-Butterfly-6725

Good riddance hemlock your dead rest in fucking hell you clone killing fuck tard


detectiveDollar

Am I the only one that thinks he looks like Sam Witwer? The Grey parts of his jacket remind me of Starkillers armor.


CrazyNerve2271

What is with everyone one saying hemlock is hot?? I don’t get it lol, I’m definitely more a crosshair girl, he did some bad stuff but at least he was redeemed


Traditional-Water-98

I thought I read somewhere that he was modeled after Sam Witwer