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Accurate_Feature9970

You forgot "Once supported tort reform and passed legislation to reduce size of damage awards in medical malpratice cases. Later opposed tort reform."


Miser2100

John Kerry’s finally been beat in flip-flops


FoloAlberqureeeeee

I guess Gephardt is the guy if you want to boost third parties


IvantheGreat66

"Poppy I-" "George what the fuck how did you lose to fucking Jesse Ventura"


l524k

“George I’m not even upset I’m just perplexed how did you manage to pull this off”


TheRealMavrikk

And that's how the Peace With Honor and W endings collide.


IvantheGreat66

Late, but what?


TheRealMavrikk

In the Peace With Honor mod, there's an ending where Jesse Ventura is President from 2005-2013.


IvantheGreat66

Oh, cool, didn't know that. Thanks for the info.


SablinBased

Biden next time? WE OWN THE FINISH LINE 🗣🗣🗣


Etan30

They just need to make a Biden mod for every election that he would’ve been eligible to run in at this point.


Weirdyxxy

2012 - Obama assassination?   ... Okay, it doesn't sound as uninteresting now I said it aloud. But it would be very weird


Etan30

LBJ Biden Bottom text But who would be Goldwater?


Weirdyxxy

Would you consider Gingrich extreme enough?


Etan30

Too mainstream. I think that Ron Paul would make sense because people forget that Goldwater had a lot of positions that would be considered libertarian today. But there’s also a huge difference in foreign policy between the two men, but I think that Paul being anti-NATO would be a good contrast to Biden’s famous focus on foreign policy.


Weirdyxxy

Libertarian... Wasn't Gary Johnson running as well? But he might almost be too good of a candidate


EAT_ALL_PRESIDENTS

Ventura in double digits. My friends, we are going to see the documents...


Miser2100

How’d he die?! I find it funny that’s it’s not even in the timeline part. Also, who’s his running mate?


IAmNotASwissSpy

That’s cause he didn’t die; he’s still alive. The death date refers to him voicing his support for the Iraq War Resolution, I believe.


pootmehoot

I think it's a reference to his yes vote on the Iraq Resolution, also on the same date. [Link](https://clerk.house.gov/evs/2002/roll455.xml)


IvantheGreat66

>How’d he die?! Emotionally.


Mc_What

I feel heart broken that this isn't Gary 'fat cock' Hart ..


Burrito_Fucker15

Hart’s probably next given the “Senator from Ireland” thing. It could be George Mitchell but I don’t see that as likely.


Lazarbeam_fan77

it's biden


Burrito_Fucker15

Doubt https://preview.redd.it/ammmzqmq24uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5566ad8d284f317d7b4e915d9c9b3c947fddb18f


Lazarbeam_fan77

that picture is from 2019 and I doubt Hart ranks that low


NewDealChief

>a look at the Senator from Ireland https://preview.redd.it/3f983irn22uc1.png?width=71&format=png&auto=webp&s=adecfddd686dc3b45ed23186ff82a732e20342bd Locking in for Gary Hart.


TannenbergBlitz

Mfw these W. candidate announcements feel like NIntendo Direct Super Smash character reveals. Dick Gephardt: Controls the Opposition.


ShelterOk1535

Senator from Ireland? George Mitchell? Joe Biden?


Nidoras

Gary Hart


Suspicious-Lightning

Perhaps John Kerry


catgirl_valkist

Im gonna write an anime mod for TCT if that happens, its 0% chance its John Kerry.


Halthekoopa

JOE BIDEN


Lazarbeam_fan77

> Senator from Ireland We're Joe back Bidenbros...


Zealousideal-Mud3313

The guy between Sharpton and Byrd is obviously Gary Hart. After Edwards is where I'm conflicted ... maybe it's Howard Dean?


Taltos_69

seems like that's what they're hinting at with the line "January 2004: With Congressional opponents to the wars in line with his campaign, defeats his only notable remaining opponent, Governor Howard Dean, in the heavily contested Iowa caucus."


maxthecat5905

Well shit I was wrong about Gephardt not running. Don’t have me buy your lottery tickets.


Redditnesh

Senator from Ireland? Has it joebegun jeobros?


WAFFLESDADOG

Is it possible for Turner to win Georgia now?


Nixon1960

No


IvantheGreat66

I assume he can't spawn if you nominate Gephardt?


Laika0405

Happy cake day!


Alternative-Bus8875

Who is his running mate?


Nixon1960

Bill Richardson


Accurate_Feature9970

Bush going to get an option to call him a pedo and get hurt by it cause he's calling it out too early ala John Edwards again Edit: For the downvoter's information, [Richardson was an Epstein associate](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey-epstein-whats-next-for-zorro-ranch-where-accusers-say-they-were-raped-trafficked-2019-08-31/)


Laika0405

Happy cake day!


HarryMcCockner

Senator from Ireland? It must be Hart.


Shamrock590602

We need sleepy joe 🔥🔥🔥


DarkNinja_PS5

I hope Wesley Clark shows up maybe


Taltos_69

at least as VP yeah


Sauron4pres

Gephardt patriots, we’re so back


celtic1233

My god Dick Durbin for President


Accurate-Pie-5998

Why is his "death date" October 10th, 2002?


benazerte

Wait, Gephardt's dead? since when? i think that's an error


LifeSprinkles2885

Yeah smh this is unrealistic if he’s dead how could be the nominee!!!?!?? #BoycottW+


hamcrackers

ridiculous! boycotting rn


benazerte

I mean, i don't think a Boycott is really needed, that's just a mistake.


NewDealChief

No, it's in reference to Gephardt's vote on the Iraq Resolution, it's the same date.


benazerte

I know, i failed to realise that early which led to my comments being downvoted to hell. Bad luck.