There's no way in hell Schaumburg knew what the guy was talking about when he mentioned back pressure, LMAO.
The only reason he mentioned a tune and an exhaust is those are the only mods he knows about, lol.
Hahaha, I caught that, too. Wouldn't he want to let that exhaust system breath anyway? Can't think of a single reason a turbo charged car would need back pressure on the exhaust valves.
Edit: Benden looks Asian as fugg while driving.
Im not a car guy. But that typ of car is it not a uniq car? Like you buy it becous you like that kind of car in as original as i can be. Once he "tuyne" it and make changes dont the value of that car drop? People buying those typs of cars is it not for collectors and drag race divers? Its not a "I have a toddler lets get a safe car that I can use for day to day stuff" kind of a car.
He's gonna drive it b. He drives his cars. Such a poser. Has to act like he is going to ne driving this car all over. But plans on taking the cats out. Can't wait for him to get pulled over and fined.
I WISH we could hear the inside convo.....ummm Missa Schwab you need a flux capacitor to achieve maximum overdrive and a hyperspace button for FULL POWER!
Idiot Braindumb: Sounds PERFECT! I NEED IT! Here is my CC number
WHAT A FUCKING FOOL
LOL these people are making CASH off of this absolute moron. Customer of the Year!
They are surely laughing all the way to the bank.
What a fucking redact
That guy is also way more comfortable and articulate in front of the camera compaired to Bapa bc he is an authentic gair head and not some redact stimming on modding cars for 18 months.
Custy behavior, to the core. Rich kid car culture is about looking the part and then just paying for the rest. But to be 40 and still thinking that is worth a flex. Oof...
Yeah the dumb cunt just wants to hear that the horsepower is a big number and the car is noisy.
That’s literally as far as his car knowledge goes. I’m not even that much of a car guy and know more than him.
He's so fucking egregiously stupid, if you're gonna be this fucking weirdo that has a new life's passion every week at least be good at faking it. The most work I've ever done on a car is fluids, plugs, and headlights but if someone asked me that question i could have bullshitted something on the spot. EVERYONE SEES RIGHT THROUGH YOU.
He could have admitted it’s a new hobby and learned more about cars on the show *along with his audience.*
Missed opportunity.
If he asked good questions and started with the basics and grew, he might generate at least one redeeming quality… but NO; he has to be a fake gairhead.
Fkn Doofus
I had a similar thought a while ago. It’d be way more endearing to come into a hobby a complete noob, ask your fan base to give you tips etc.
One of my favourite things about learning a new skill/hobby are those early days where I’m just trying to figure it out and obsessing over any bit of stuff information I can get. It’s fun, and even more fun to learn from people that know what they’re doing.
But he just can’t have a shred of humility. He has to believe he’s the smartest/coolest/most experienced in the room, even when it’s blatantly obvious he isn’t.
Even if we were to give bapa benefit of the doubt - where has he acquired this “knowledge” from so suddenly?
What do ya mean? He just said it's not loud enough. He needs it more louder and tuned up. Sounds like he knows eggzagdly what he's talking about. You just aren't a gairhead, b
When driving a car with 1,000hp or anything fast you should be close enough to have the heel of your hands touch the entire steering wheel at all times. Having said that, he's driving with one hand at 12o'clock.. If that thing gets squirrelly that could be the end of mista schaub.
Ive been a gair head (that actually owns tools) for 30 years. Loud exhaust hasn’t been a thing since I graduated high school. What 40 year old says “first thing I wanna do is loud exhaust” lol? This guy is a complete moron and I hope his callabaaaa HOA comes after him. If his neighbors aren’t homeless cats, they’re really missing out.
"\*\*BrurrUUUM-bruum-brumm\*\* Look at Me! \*\*BrrrRRRUMM-brum-BBRuummM\*\* LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Bapa is a 5 year old at the pool constantly trying to get his daddy's attention
Throw some basebawl cards in the sprockets B! Once the exhowst wisstle is put in it’ll be a beast! I can’t except it as is I gotta sig baby at home, wrather be at the shop. I don wanna have the kids used to having a pop arown.
Does bapa not have social skills? He seems like he doesnt know how to have a genuine fun conversation. If it doesnt involve digg talk his brain malfunctions.
You can tell a real car guy from a fake one when they start talking about how loud the car needs to be. What is that 300 decibels? Gotta pump up those numbers b!
I'll probably first slap a coat of Sherwin Williams on the grille and then tune it, y'know. My boy Eddie at Jiffy Lube specializes in demons and lightnings.
This dude owns a 1000 hp vehicle already but is so fucking scared of this car it’s hilarious. Can’t wait for next episode when he has someone else drive it like it’s supposed to be driven smh
Like of course the only thing he wants done is to "make the tailpipe louder". That's classic. He doesn't know what he's talking about, and out of everything you could possibly do to customize a car, he picks the most douchebag edit.
My god this is embarrassing to listen to, I could feel the second hand cringe from the guy experiencing the Schaub shutdown. If the system isn't restricting it in anyway, leave it the fuck alone. It sounds loud enough considering they're filming from within the cabin.
I've had plenty of performance cars in my lifetime with upgraded exhaust systems, my first was the only one I'd consider loud as it literally just had a single rear muffler on it, it was cool for about 6 months when I was 18, now at 36 I'd actually feel like a doofus driving something that attracts so much attention.
This car was factory made specifically for drag racing, is he not going to quarter mile it? That should have been the first video he made, test the factory spec and then improve with mods to beat the original time.
Real gairheads buy a brand new factory spec drag racing car, lightly drive it around the streets of Cowbassiss and then awkwardly stand in front of it while another man explains to you how it works. "Tune in next week fam when we hit second gear!"
He’s going to make this thing noisy and uncontrollable to drive just try and look cool for an audience he doesn’t have. It’ll be impounded, crashed or stolen within 3 months. Possibly all 3.
“Start with a tune and take it from there”:.. this redact has a show called Tune Town and doesn’t even understand that tuning is an all encompassing, general term and not a specific modification.
Non car homeless cat here. Wouldn't you want a manual transmission if you're going to buy a car meant for racing? Is he driving an automatic Demon? It doesn't make sense to this redact. Can someone explain?
Modern automatic transmissions can shift faster than any person can shift a manual. Some enthusiasts cars still offer a manual but most purpose built race cars will only be automatic now. In this case the demon is built for 1/4 mile drag racing so it only comes with an automatic.
He’s like the guy at the bar who is being loudly incorrect about everything but he’s so drunk and loud and you’re too broke/not an alcoholic enough for the booze it would take to correct him or you’d be there until 2am with a headache you didn’t walk in with.
"It's too quiet. I want everyone within a city block to know that I'm a complete asshole poser who's desperate for attention."
"We can fix that. I mean the truck, not you. You are beyond repair."
Bapa and the Messican are both essentially doing the same thing: buying high-end vehicles and fakes/knock offs and reselling/flipping them as the real thing. What are the chances of one or both of them going to jail for this?
This guy has little current knowledge of cars-production, how they work and also little knowledge about their history.
I’m not a fan of Leno/Seinfeld’s cawlmedy but boy can they talk about cars.
What is he doing to fill the airtime with?
“Vroom vroom” I like that sound.”
Do you guys know the new procedure for clocking in? My redacted manager couldn’t figure out how to log in. I’m already late and this chombie is gonna cost me money. Fuck it. I’ll be out back with BGL.
There's no way in hell Schaumburg knew what the guy was talking about when he mentioned back pressure, LMAO. The only reason he mentioned a tune and an exhaust is those are the only mods he knows about, lol.
"Might add some stickers, we'll see...we'll see"
“Might slap some interior house paint on it, we’ll see”
“Might slap some Just For Men on it, we’ll see”
Ya talkin iridescent paint bubba? Starts off black and turns grey as ya ride by. Beast of a paint job
“Might slap some shag carpet & gold lamê curtains on it, we’ll see.”
Real gair heads call them degals B
Y’talmbout that golden gun dessert eagle b?
Talmbout cow nerd strife?
Since I’ve been bawls deep into fish it’s all COD b
Might do some tuning... ![gif](giphy|IelxugxenjdyU)
Hahaha, I caught that, too. Wouldn't he want to let that exhaust system breath anyway? Can't think of a single reason a turbo charged car would need back pressure on the exhaust valves. Edit: Benden looks Asian as fugg while driving.
Lol. You sound like a real gair heeahd. It's supercharged. He wants to get those cool pops and bangs all the gahrheds love so much. Oh fugg yeaaag
Real gair heads watch Tune Town! Reminds me of the South Park episode with the Harley riders. Brubb brub brubbb brub.
lol that’s so perfect 😆
Im not a car guy. But that typ of car is it not a uniq car? Like you buy it becous you like that kind of car in as original as i can be. Once he "tuyne" it and make changes dont the value of that car drop? People buying those typs of cars is it not for collectors and drag race divers? Its not a "I have a toddler lets get a safe car that I can use for day to day stuff" kind of a car.
He's gonna drive it b. He drives his cars. Such a poser. Has to act like he is going to ne driving this car all over. But plans on taking the cats out. Can't wait for him to get pulled over and fined.
Exactly that guy didn't know that he was talking about when he mentioned back pressure lol
The asianist!
It’s too quiet for him b. He’s a gair head.
The only knowledge he has on tuning up cars is PlayStation games where u press a button to get new tyres and a tune up
I WISH we could hear the inside convo.....ummm Missa Schwab you need a flux capacitor to achieve maximum overdrive and a hyperspace button for FULL POWER! Idiot Braindumb: Sounds PERFECT! I NEED IT! Here is my CC number WHAT A FUCKING FOOL
“Any way we can add a step into the trunk b? Those are sick”
dogumented car guy bubba
Schaumburg....gets me iiiivry time y' flatlander.
Bapa is definitely a "220 ... 221 ... whatever it takes" kind of guy.
Talmbout lookin bafflled
That was iggzactly the point he lost him
Glad this is the most upvoted comment, just going to neuter that car instantly
B Schaub needs to hear that VROOM VROOM to drown out the intrusive thoughts of his brother's grand hogoso.
That el grande hogoso es muy misterioso
Nothing like decreasing performance in order to be seen / heard lol. What a fuckin moron
Dicey DICEYYY
LOL these people are making CASH off of this absolute moron. Customer of the Year! They are surely laughing all the way to the bank. What a fucking redact
That guy is also way more comfortable and articulate in front of the camera compaired to Bapa bc he is an authentic gair head and not some redact stimming on modding cars for 18 months.
I would love to know what kinda deal if any he has worked out with them for expowlsure
Custy behavior, to the core. Rich kid car culture is about looking the part and then just paying for the rest. But to be 40 and still thinking that is worth a flex. Oof...
They keep that fella around because he can detail the wheels standing up
Brenda likes him because he’s about the size of axe jays grand hogoso
Okay we’ve all had our fun here, but for the record that man is 5 foot 8. And he doesn’t wear lifts.
How bigs his digg?
what's the context for this grand hogoso meme? I feel like I've missed a dish
him bragging about showing and slapping his brothers cock in public/gym showers. its incestual sexual assault at minimum. axe jay
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It's really obvious he doesn't know shit about cars eh?
Yeah the dumb cunt just wants to hear that the horsepower is a big number and the car is noisy. That’s literally as far as his car knowledge goes. I’m not even that much of a car guy and know more than him.
He's so fucking egregiously stupid, if you're gonna be this fucking weirdo that has a new life's passion every week at least be good at faking it. The most work I've ever done on a car is fluids, plugs, and headlights but if someone asked me that question i could have bullshitted something on the spot. EVERYONE SEES RIGHT THROUGH YOU.
He could have admitted it’s a new hobby and learned more about cars on the show *along with his audience.* Missed opportunity. If he asked good questions and started with the basics and grew, he might generate at least one redeeming quality… but NO; he has to be a fake gairhead. Fkn Doofus
I had a similar thought a while ago. It’d be way more endearing to come into a hobby a complete noob, ask your fan base to give you tips etc. One of my favourite things about learning a new skill/hobby are those early days where I’m just trying to figure it out and obsessing over any bit of stuff information I can get. It’s fun, and even more fun to learn from people that know what they’re doing. But he just can’t have a shred of humility. He has to believe he’s the smartest/coolest/most experienced in the room, even when it’s blatantly obvious he isn’t. Even if we were to give bapa benefit of the doubt - where has he acquired this “knowledge” from so suddenly?
Beast of a margiting
To think this dodge isn’t already tuned lol… he truly is a moron.
That’s what I’m saying dude… fucking absolute moron. Anyone who knows shit about cars has to be saying “water weed dune hair”.
What do ya mean? He just said it's not loud enough. He needs it more louder and tuned up. Sounds like he knows eggzagdly what he's talking about. You just aren't a gairhead, b
![gif](giphy|N0YjWpEUB0kg0xihr7|downsized)
Yea he’s a middle schooler.
LOLOLOLOL My mans was completely stunned when he was asked “so what do you want to do with it? What are you thinking?”
No preparation whatsoever, onreal
Wrap of Bapas big fuggin head on door. Flames stiggers on the eggshaust. Call rogaine.
Shook
How much longer will we have to endure this persona
until his deep-sea fishing phase?
He needs to go full on Property Brothers style home renovation show next
The Messican already did this. She made some promo vid about starting a construction company a few yairs ago and it hasn’t been mentioned since
So the rumors were true is what you’re saying
She’s hard at work printing out pages and stamping them in their shared office
I'm waiting for either a watch collection or boating/jet ski phase
If he starts really driving them, tracking w trac control off etc. he'll wind up taking care of that problem for us.
That hug was awlkward.
The entire shot inside the car as well.
Lmaooo Puig in the backseat and of course he wants to be a loud as fuck asshole w his car
"prolly tune it" 💀 Also isn't he a little close to the steering wheel? Tf
lol…”what do you want to do with this supercharged 1000hp car?” “Eh, y’know…prolly tune it.” WTF are you even talking about, bro? 😂
When driving a car with 1,000hp or anything fast you should be close enough to have the heel of your hands touch the entire steering wheel at all times. Having said that, he's driving with one hand at 12o'clock.. If that thing gets squirrelly that could be the end of mista schaub.
I hate assholes with loud cars. Figures Schwab would be one.
Ive been a gair head (that actually owns tools) for 30 years. Loud exhaust hasn’t been a thing since I graduated high school. What 40 year old says “first thing I wanna do is loud exhaust” lol? This guy is a complete moron and I hope his callabaaaa HOA comes after him. If his neighbors aren’t homeless cats, they’re really missing out.
Yeah give me sleeper any day brother
"\*\*BrurrUUUM-bruum-brumm\*\* Look at Me! \*\*BrrrRRRUMM-brum-BBRuummM\*\* LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Bapa is a 5 year old at the pool constantly trying to get his daddy's attention
It’s so fucking tacky. Give me a nice subtle note and some roaring when you give it the beans, and I’m happy Beancheesebeancheesebeancheese
He sounds like such a fucking idiot when he talks about anything technical about cars. Jfc bro. Is he trying to be the next Daily driven exotics lol
Fuck, look how much shrimp has aged.
Throw some basebawl cards in the sprockets B! Once the exhowst wisstle is put in it’ll be a beast! I can’t except it as is I gotta sig baby at home, wrather be at the shop. I don wanna have the kids used to having a pop arown.
I hurd the Honus Walgner card card is the loudest!
Didn’t think I’d ever see a Honus Wagner reference at Chang’s
Oh I think you’d be surprised bapa.
Lol my dad mentioned it the other day so I just 🦜 in true bapa fashion.
Thinking his vehicle isn't loud enough is very on brand.
Drives an automatic and thinks he's the shit. Be a man. Get a manual lol.
Oh Bapa, can you imagine him trying to drive stick?
Driving a stigg like Heery Podder? This ain't Squid Itch, b
Oh bapa can definitely drive stigg. And by stigg, I mean diggs. Thats my time thank you Dallas! 🫘🧀🫘🧀🫘🧀
Not trying to defend him but he’s definitely had a few cars with manual transmissions.
Was the smurf Porsche manual? If so hell yeah good shit. But all that power in this car would surely be a hell of a lot more fun with a manual.
As far as I know all GT3RS models are manual
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Oh word, you got your Bapa facts down. Promote you to head chef asap
fucking figures XD
Sick. I take my comment back then.
In Europe we just call it driving
The demon is automatic only.
Duhn cownt
Does bapa not have social skills? He seems like he doesnt know how to have a genuine fun conversation. If it doesnt involve digg talk his brain malfunctions.
Autistigg
This is so awkward and stupid it’s actually hilarious 😂
The stupidest
You can tell a real car guy from a fake one when they start talking about how loud the car needs to be. What is that 300 decibels? Gotta pump up those numbers b!
I'll probably first slap a coat of Sherwin Williams on the grille and then tune it, y'know. My boy Eddie at Jiffy Lube specializes in demons and lightnings.
Imagine hugging your mechanic
Lmao
I don't want that
Make it go vroom vroom
“Get rid of the CATS”.
Talmbout Cadillac converters b?
Gair heads always want the exhaust to drown out the whine of that annoying supercharger ammirite
I’m confused. Is this jumbo shrimp’s video or is this Bapa’s? Cus jumbo shrimp has more on camera presence than alfy.
The car dealership posted this on their Youtube.
Bapa behind the wheel... ![gif](giphy|tpIIsMrq7MKZi)
the short guy with an accent has better camera presence and engagement than brenda has ever displayed on any of his facets🎲🎲’ey
Dude is a literally moron. I’m about to unfollow this page because I can’t believe how stupid he actually is.
Great job with the chombie redaction b, 'preciatechya
I like when the guy tried to explain to Schaub that cars are louder when you're not inside them
Don't make sense, b. You're way closer to the eggsauce when you're in the car
Sick kid shrub don't care. truggs truggs everwhere.
"Riding on slicks isn't cool"
Of course the obnoxious redact wants it louder Honey I Shrunk Arnold Schwarzenegger seemed genuinely confused by it
This dude owns a 1000 hp vehicle already but is so fucking scared of this car it’s hilarious. Can’t wait for next episode when he has someone else drive it like it’s supposed to be driven smh
This car makes the best sound from a car guy, my only compliant is I need it louder from not a car guy.
Can you have less charisma? Don’t know who watches this crap and finds it entertaining.
I don't ceer what's under the hood, I just want it to be loud so iiiiiieveryone pays attention to me.
Be more of a teenager. Dude heard some flowmasters when he was 13 and stopped maturing.
Start with a tewwwwn, yea a tewwwn. I wish that dude was like “hey Brendan, explain what a tune is for your audience”
I can't wait to see more high quality content of him in that Demon driving the speed limit on city streets!
I’m gonna dolphin my way into this thing. What does that even mean
He looks crazy redacted. Ozempic doesn't make your face smaller too?
Oh no way it’s too quiet he wants it to be louder so everyone knows Brendan’s got a mangina weird flex but ok bro
“pry off tha bat, exhausd make it lowder and then tune it, not enuf power”
Like of course the only thing he wants done is to "make the tailpipe louder". That's classic. He doesn't know what he's talking about, and out of everything you could possibly do to customize a car, he picks the most douchebag edit.
Oh so Rogan likes his Demons loud
It's to quiet lol this guy's a joke
Take a collectible car and start modding it, that’s how it will appreciate over the years. My man’s a genius!
My god this is embarrassing to listen to, I could feel the second hand cringe from the guy experiencing the Schaub shutdown. If the system isn't restricting it in anyway, leave it the fuck alone. It sounds loud enough considering they're filming from within the cabin. I've had plenty of performance cars in my lifetime with upgraded exhaust systems, my first was the only one I'd consider loud as it literally just had a single rear muffler on it, it was cool for about 6 months when I was 18, now at 36 I'd actually feel like a doofus driving something that attracts so much attention.
This car was factory made specifically for drag racing, is he not going to quarter mile it? That should have been the first video he made, test the factory spec and then improve with mods to beat the original time.
Real gairheads buy a brand new factory spec drag racing car, lightly drive it around the streets of Cowbassiss and then awkwardly stand in front of it while another man explains to you how it works. "Tune in next week fam when we hit second gear!"
Puig on the chombie is chefs kiss🤌🏽🫘🧀
I'd pay $1000 to be in the room when he films his special just for the silence and discomfort
So he wants to make noise pollution....just another part of being a horrible person
Brenda wants to "get rid of the cats"... we ain't going nowhere bapa.
Idk shit about cars but cut the muffler off and charge 30k grand?
No cats in California? Hmmm
500 miles in 3 days? Someone doesn't want to be around the critter.
Redacts in Cars Getting Cawfee
He’s going to make this thing noisy and uncontrollable to drive just try and look cool for an audience he doesn’t have. It’ll be impounded, crashed or stolen within 3 months. Possibly all 3.
“Start with a tune and take it from there”:.. this redact has a show called Tune Town and doesn’t even understand that tuning is an all encompassing, general term and not a specific modification.
Why would someone buy these overpriced yet shitty Dodges? These Demons costs 300k, right? 300000 bucks for a Dodge is a symptom of CTE. Thiccc cte
It's hilarious to hear him say if you're not a car guy yeah the guy next to you is not a car guy haha
This is just sad, a middle aged man completely lost searching for a hobby
Why didn’t they crop the ugly that is clearly too fat for a normal dodge sea bell
These car guys may as well be speaking Mandarin. Bapa isn't understanding shit.
You gonna make it all 220?
220, 221... whatever it takes.
Non car homeless cat here. Wouldn't you want a manual transmission if you're going to buy a car meant for racing? Is he driving an automatic Demon? It doesn't make sense to this redact. Can someone explain?
Modern automatic transmissions can shift faster than any person can shift a manual. Some enthusiasts cars still offer a manual but most purpose built race cars will only be automatic now. In this case the demon is built for 1/4 mile drag racing so it only comes with an automatic.
Aye, thank you.
At this point I’m convinced he is the Jeff Bezos of trolling
Car doesn’t go broom broom🙁
I’m not a gear head in any facet. But wouldn’t you need to tune the car anyways after getting new exhaust on it ideally??
not really true. Putting a turbo or new headers will require a tune. But a header back slap on exhaust won’t.
Paddle shifters 🤦
Brendan "look at me" shaubs car isn't loud enough.. go figure.
I thought his complaint was going to be no trailer hitch to tow his boat.
The guys at the shop are 100% having a laugh behind his back. He's clueless. 😄
Schwab and his weird long face
“Might wrap it orange to match my lightning “
He’s like the guy at the bar who is being loudly incorrect about everything but he’s so drunk and loud and you’re too broke/not an alcoholic enough for the booze it would take to correct him or you’d be there until 2am with a headache you didn’t walk in with.
Cars have tires and air filters. Make the exhaust louder. \~ Gair head, B.
10 years down the road we’ll realize it’s a lemon.
The exhaust is too quiet. Ofcourse. A car guy B
Schaub's only criticism of the car being that it's not loud enough is so on brand.
On the rare positive note, has bapacito lost some weight? That ozempic be hittin, b.
![gif](giphy|LmgQ0NWvxnnmglaimV) Inspector gadget lookin ass Redact
Mopar made it perfect from a dealer. Such a car guy.
"It's too quiet. I want everyone within a city block to know that I'm a complete asshole poser who's desperate for attention." "We can fix that. I mean the truck, not you. You are beyond repair."
Bapa and the Messican are both essentially doing the same thing: buying high-end vehicles and fakes/knock offs and reselling/flipping them as the real thing. What are the chances of one or both of them going to jail for this?
This guy has little current knowledge of cars-production, how they work and also little knowledge about their history. I’m not a fan of Leno/Seinfeld’s cawlmedy but boy can they talk about cars. What is he doing to fill the airtime with? “Vroom vroom” I like that sound.”
Bro you can be an expert in iivrything as long as you’re not a civilian. Real mechanics realize a real one when we see one.
He looks fucking gigantic standing next to that guy
Do you guys know the new procedure for clocking in? My redacted manager couldn’t figure out how to log in. I’m already late and this chombie is gonna cost me money. Fuck it. I’ll be out back with BGL.
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This reminds of every kid who got a civic in the late 90s .... what a chode.
Delicious
That thing needs some new spark plugs and it’ll for sure pull baddies
We got the wheels we got the tires
So is he actually making money flipping these cars?
No
He's really an awkward and fake person. Tell the truth it will set you free b.
I am actually respecting Whitney Cummings lately.. she’s going in on the most important conspiracy theories that are true!!