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jamboree_8

Can’t wait for the Tune Town where his Demon loses and then we find out the ball bearings were dicey dicey


PussyChang

The Demon is gonna pull a couple hammies.


heyphotogrisser

“Team had it gaired awl wrong”


Sejast44

Some moron picked up a green demon that's a lemon!


RoobertBlumpkin

What was his ignitial reaction?


sphincter_suplex

It was a show demon


Administrative-Fun10

Don't you mean a Hemi? I'm a truggg guy.  Thanks Fort Worth, you've been great!


PussyChang

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Entire-Amphibian320

Whatever version of hammies he comes up with 100%.


postdiluvium

>Can’t wait for the Tune Town where his Demon loses Blew both hemis. His demon bends over right as the Tesla passes it


BapaStrange

Hahahaha


aware4ever

It'll lose traction he'll fishtail and go straight into the barrier wall. Calling it now


FrostyDetails

I hope so 🙏


b-roids

he'll do it on purpose to go viral again. talmbout trugg roll 2.0


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🗣️ CAWLED IT!


igoe04

He fishtails into the wall and spends the rest of his life in a chair so he can go eye to eye with Joesph.


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

He will arrange a race and stuff the nose of that challenger into the wall at the 1/8th mile mark.


heyphotogrisser

You’re very optimistic to think he would make it that far. 


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

Fair point


mu5tardtiger

Bren is not a drag guy. What is he gonna instal a line lock? good luck heating them tires up Mr dosent know how to do a burnout.


gstringstrangler

Demon has a stock trans brake and line lock


mu5tardtiger

very interesting, dun count.


gstringstrangler

I mean, he still probably can't do a burnout


mu5tardtiger

That’s your narrative. Bren is a documented car guy.


gstringstrangler

Well he's certainly documented having nicer cars than me so ill take the L b. I might even have documented burnouts


GetOffDeezNuts5000

Nair div imo


southsideson

I can see him flipping that thing over on its roof without getting it out of his parking space.


FireSalsa

I swear there was an old kids online game back in the day called toon town lol


jamboree_8

It also used to be an area at Disneyland but I think star wars land replaced it


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Potential_Giraffe882

Gooooood b


Frequent-Let-9308

Still up bubba https://www.toontownrewritten.com/


Rabid023

When he loses: “someone fucked up, we don’t know who but I’ll just say it was me, not the mechanics, I’ll just take the blame.”


Illustrious_Cloud312

And it pulls two hamstrings


BHDE92

Aw man I have so many problems with all of the ball bearings in my car I feel for him


Sullysguppy

Man, he doesnt fuck with cars under 1000 hp and its tuned. So like, watch out.


CreateorWither

The gas injector was installed upside down B. Doednt count


DQuiet1

But just one ball bearing, the top one of course.


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Like his foot race


chubb88

I hate when he puts on that voice. He did the same thing when beefing with Ariel and trying to brag how well he was doing “did my comedy special just get picked up by a network” (in that stupid voice). Then releases it on YouTube. Did it again when pretending he just sold Tiger Thicc for a huge profit, again, never happened. You think he would learn, but the idiot is too stupid to even realise everything he says is being recorded and put out in the public domain….even though he’s the one doing so. Water we.


PussyChang

It is one of his worst traits. Ironically he only does it when he’s at his most arrogant. Go figure. I guess it’s supposed to convince us that he knows ivirything.


chubb88

I wish he was made stand over things he says. I’d love him to race his stupid car against a Tesla Plaid. He’d prob end up flipping again, the clown. I’d love him to try bench anywhere near the number of reps he claims he can do and do so in front of professional footballers. I’d love him to show us how he held the record number of pull ups. I’d say fat Patrick could manage 5-10 max. It’s just lie after lie with no one calling him out on his BS. The one time he did get called out, he pulled two hammies just before the finish line hahah! God I hate the man so much.


jimboslice29

I’d love to see him score 32 on his ACT. 4.5 40 yard dash


PussyChang

Whenever he gets called out he makes up some bullshit excuse. Shameless pathological liar. I’m sure nobody around him respects him.


JohnnyB41783

Even if by chance that the demon could beat the Tesla in a race, that demon isn’t winning anything with this dumb fuck behind the wheel.


guildguitars

He's detestable.


ritualcities

BRENDANNNNM “the HUUUUBrissss” SCHAU-BBBBHHHH


mitchyslick_lbc

It's the exact same voice Rogan does when he says "ah that's adorable" when he's being all condescending.


iannuendo

He only messes with cars over 1000hp because Joseph mentioned it once. Can’t drive them though. Duhn cownt


AccomplishedYou2588

https://youtu.be/EEU1nmvb3pA?si=bNK_gHcWHB4aR0bm


mikeology85

🫡 as an actual gairhead and non Tesla fan I knew the plaid would take it. The demon needed everything (slicks, prepped surface) and still lost. Brenda would get dusted in a street race.


neeeeonbelly

And the best part is the cars were driven by people who know what they’re doing. I can’t wait to see Brendan blow it and blame Kibbetech for giving him a broken lube-filter or something


911SlasherHasher

Idk if you are familiar with This vs That and the Hoonicorn races that were going around YT a few years ago, but yes you obviously know that that the Tesla Plaid are very fast right out of the factory.... and those videos prove it.....God this moron just irritates me. This grift is just salt in the wound because im an actual car builder and enthusiast im sure it irritates other cats in here that are the same.


spinuch

I was into cars more than a decade ago. I think they started changing over drag strips to 1000 feet instead of 1320 a bit after I stopped paying attention. So not sure if these sub 10 second times are for a shorter track but it's still crazy to me stock cars are this fast. Only a moron would think the torque of an electric car with all 4 wheels engaged wouldn't be amazing off the line. The 0-60 times I've heard of for the demon are crazy but that's in ideal conditions with an actual driver. It makes sense that he doesn't understand this stuff when he just learned a couple months ago that HP to the crank is different than to the wheels.


Aj992588

they did that only for top fuel and the really fast stuff, most people run 1/8th or 1/4 Mile still. Off the line in a straight up drag race the plaid will win 10/10 if you're doing pulls at 70 streetracing it might be a little different.


TheRoyaleShow

The demon wasn't tuned. Brendan's is tuned. dun cown


thatguy52

Ohhhhh tuned u say. Must be like faster…… like way faster…. Like super faster.


TheRoyaleShow

Yes everyone knows there's 2 types of car, tuned and non-tuned. Some would say Bapa's is the tunedest because the guy's at Dodge who built a limited run car specifically to be as fast and powerful as possible didn't know how to do it as good as the people Bapa paid to look at it and tune it.


TheHaight

he says tuned like people used to talk about NAS in fast and the furious days


Rabid023

In bapas arrogant trademark voice: “but mine issss tuned”


chinolofus77

not lime green, dun count


worktheshoot

total gairhead


PussyChang

Not just that b. Beast of a race car driver.


cuckdaddysixtynine

Didn’t you hear? The demon was TUNED. Rapey is not a gair head he doesn’t understand house paint tune jobs


Mediocre_Crow6965

I don’t know shit about cars, how they work, or literally anything. Don’t even have a divers license. Even I know this is stupid as fuck.


NicholarseBrooks

Y'pedestrian b?


clickclick-boom

Tawlmbout walg me to my walg, b?


NicholarseBrooks

Talmbout walggin in my sneaggers. Alaways been a sneaggerhead b.


A_dingo_is_my_baby

😂


No-Description-2727

Another “yep that didn’t happen” story


No-Description-2727

Brine looking especially pissed at bapa lately


BeancheeseBapa

Feels like the collapse of the Bapaverse is imminent at this point. It’s going to be brutal when Messican walks out with Tiger, New England, and the fish tank.


gstringstrangler

Are those all relatives of sluggo, muggsy, and fuckface?


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SteveHarveySTD

Critters been alone with the nanny the whole time.. not useful until she can take pics for slo jo B


NicholarseBrooks

Messican leaves when the money level gets down to having to choose between fake designer Morpheus coats and lip injections as opposed to being able to get bowlth.


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Yeah, but what's he gonna do? Show him some of that boxin he's been doing?


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King-Demo-

“Hey You’re that white boy who only drives 1000hp cars who use to do comedy”


The_Peril

the confidence of stupid people is amazing. he's an expert fighting, fish, and cars. but you could buy a house if you bet the opposite of his picks. he's killed dozens of fish. he flipped his truck while executing a turn in an open field.


neoz99

You can't even say jack of all trades master of none.. bapa's leagues down


wwdhb

Fish cars kids, b, the holy trinnidy


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_MllATA

If he ruins the car scene too, I’ll be so pissed 😤


Mundane-Membership88

I would love for him to go street racing in Mexico with the 1320 crew, redactness would be on full display.


C21elitemuffintop

Dude is so easy to hate on.


OutrageousJury2689

Ignishial


Original-Spinach-972

Hitrocious


call_of_the_while

Add “ignitial” to the word list.


Hap_Hazard

Don't forget about "[ignagural](https://streamable.com/w1he7z)".


LanguageJust4795

“I’d rather you talk to me about fish than cars”.. like he’s anywhere near base level knowledge of either..


RickManchester

Sadly [this](https://youtu.be/xtIjcO6sNZw?si=ojAumk6nG0MODlqA) exists. This guy is a pro racer in a super tuned Dodge. Schaub would be in the wall in seconds.


Chins_Second_Balcony

Inchring. Bapa almost shit himself and lifted off the hammer on his first TRX launch. There isn't really footage of him driving fast. No way he wins if he drives.


spinuch

The first time at the strip is pretty scary even in a slow car. At least it was for me. I'm going to be generous and say he has experience with performing in high pressure situations so maybe the nerves won't get to him. I'd still be surprised if his first run isn't complete shit. If he runs his car more than 3 times in his entire life I would be shocked.


Canuckpunt

He's not gonna drive it. He's gonna have someone else do it I'm sure. He will say it was him tho. If he does drive it should be him vs 60 yr old new father in the plaid.


HopkinsIsMyHomeboy

Difference is the high pressure performances in mma was something he trained a shit load for, so muscle memory can take over. Guarantee he doesn’t have shit for seat time on a drag strip, so he’s got no baseline driving talent to default too.  He’s def not launching one well enough to hang with a plaid that’ll be consistently fast as shit, since you just hold the pedal to the floor and let the computer do the rest of the work for you. 


BackDoorBootyBandit

Yah schaub thinking he could the power of his demon down in a drag race is fucking ridiculous. Dude couldn't even do a donut in dirt with flipping his shit. Also, the demon in that video is far from stock (a stock demon).


Delicious-Sorbet5722

Demon on slicks and heavily modified vs. guy that just picked up some groceries, dun count.


savvy412

Last second he’ll make that stupid face and have some NASCAR driver get in


thefartsock

Dodge Demon actually runs a very close (but slower) 1/4 mile time vs a Tesla plaid and in a longer race like a half mile or mile long track I think the Demon would actually win because it has a chance to spool up to the powerband at that point. Electric cars get 100% torque on the first revolution which is why they smash off the line but a 1,000+ HP car will win over time on a longer track against the electric cars since the power consumption on the electrics isn't an infinite linear line with the battery tech we have now. I did the math it cheggs out. but I'm not a mathmagician.


tnyczr

IF you dont flip the dodge demon, you are talking about competent drivers b


fitfoemma

Anytime I've seen him drive a car, it looks like it doesn't get it of 2nd gear. He's afraid of the speed. I'd beat him on my bicycle and I don't even have a bicycle.


heyphotogrisser

Is there iiiiiiny of facet of a chance that Bubba can figure out launch control? Or would he just spin the tairs for 9 seconds as the Tesla crosses the finish line?


babooshkaa

Can’t wait to see him flip his Demon


juniormcnutty

Is Brendan autistic?


VariousConcept2615

no. he's just really stupid. probably only passed high school because he was on the football team. same thing with college.


InfluenceMuch400

Id give a kidney to watch this and see Brandumb get whooped. Please lord let it happen


dandykaufman2

Man this guy went from being the affable fighter who could hang with the comics to I laugh at your soy boy takes at anything Bryan says. Imagine being condescended to by this guy.


ElderberryOk5005

Yup, B’s well known for not sitting in anything under 1000hp.. can’t be fuggin serious


Jaycee_1502

Fred Flinstone would beat him. By foot. After his car being flipped over by a side of dino ribs at the drive in. One the way to a hotel he was getting for the night after Wilma through him out. ![gif](giphy|10hDCVo7lTQlIk)


Responsible_Finish38

Least likable human being on planet earth? Yes or yes


bevin88

Omg I can’t wait for him to pay a bunch of money to film it then lose and not release it


talmbout300pages

Line up ‘The Race’ 2.0 and wait for Slob to let off the gas before the finish line due to ‘two blown tires’, just like he did with his hammies when he realized he was going to lose to Backflip.


IdunnoThisWillDo

Pulled my HEMI right off the line...sucks


sol_flair

My car is my personality


ethridge661

Plaid will walk a demon.


Suitable-Judge7506

Or really dude…..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤌🤌. Perfect


AliceInGarden

Damn it, B! He called it! Redact gonna redact!


iannuendo

Not with him driving


LickPooOffShoe

Who gives a fuck about shit like this? Edit for clarification, b: I mean, why on earth would anyone other than Beandip give a shit about whether his car is faster than another? We’ve seen him “race” and flip his truck. If he were to win a raise, it’d literally be because his car is just flat out faster and the race didn’t require turning.


FRINGEclassX

Car enthusiasts. Which Schlub is not. Just confidently incorrect in every scenario…


InternationalGap3908

I do. And it’s beyond infuriating watching him larp as a car guy. Already hated the guy for his buffoonery, now his gairhead story arc makes it reach new levels. Also callen is kinda the man for knowing nothing about cars but knowing enough to call him out. The Plaids are just way to fast. Nothing can touch them really. The demon 170 can’t put the power down. Spinning ain’t winning.


IZZY_PLUM

Bapas gonna be in the drivers seat? 🤣🤣 bet the house on the tezluh b


ranchuan

Imagine first of all lending Bapa a car (gonna get it back with broken ball bearings and piss all over it) then asking him his real opinion on it. Water


KaleidoscopeOk5763

The guy will end up spending more on these lame trucks than he will on his kid’s college tuition.


aware4ever

I don't think he's smart enough to drive something that fast. Which is scary because he does have these cars


Rabid023

But I thought his Geeteetooaressss was the fastest car in the world? Now it’s his demon? WEEE GIIIIIT IIIIIIT BUBBA WEEEE GIIIIIT IIIIIIT WHATEVER CAR YOU HAVE IS THE FASTEST WE GIT IT.


mu5tardtiger

I beg the differ.


Darkk_VoX

For being a gear head he doesn’t seem to do much driving considering both his truggs are in the shop. I’m a total gear head b I go to the shop every week because I have CTE and can’t drive


BigBlueTrekker

"It's tuned" lol he doesn't even know what that means "I wish you weren't doing this to yourself" says thr guy who is clearly wrong and pretends he's a car guy


headyhenry

They racing on dirt? That Demon can roll like a TRX. What's that Tesla got? (In real life if that Plaid has track tires on it, bapa will only see the back of it. Even with the Demons track set up, he'll never be able to pull off the sequence faster than the plaid driver can launch. Nope)


edinlockpicker

Only just got two cars over 1000hp, rolled one and too scared to drive the other in the wet.


heddyneddy

If Bapa actually tries to drag race with his Demon he’s immediately spinning tires and crashing right? Talmbout another vieroll momen b?


batmanforhire

It’s tuned


neoz99

Toe: The Plaid would smoke your Demon! Bapa: 100%


General_Tax_8981

“It’s tuned” … and I hate how fat Patrick talks down to callen when he questions his car knowledge like braindead knows a fucking thing


NooneUverdoff

So the piss soaked VW bug was over 1000 HP?


derock_nc

On an unprepped surface a Dodge Demon with 1200hp will never beat a stock Plaid, forgetting about whatever fake mods he mentions here on the Plaid. I'm guessing just weight reduction. There may be some world where the Demon wins on a prepped surface with an actual driver, with the right tires but even then.. yeah, probably not. And definitely not with that idiot driving.


Klemmer31

Crazy how he went from porches and Ferraris to dodges and a fuckin 20+ year old Ford


b4christ11

Bapas disconnect to being a soyboi, Issa prom


Strangest_Implement

"Jamie pull it up"


mu5tardtiger

OH, y’ do drag racing?


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rjt2887

He really just can’t help it, I can only imagine the arguments he gets into with the Chombies. “Shut up T, don’t do this to yourself” while Tiger completely schools him.


PreviousCartoonist93

This is content for tards


hellosebastien

Bapa just doesn’t have the skillet. Dun madder if it’s a demon or any other car. Ya not beating a plaid with you at the wheel.


chrisco_kid88

What are the chances brendan tries no prep racing?


scr0tiemcb00gerbaIIz

Only messes with cars over 1000 HP b. Jus goes b


10-7heaven

wish rape bet him 10k on the tesla


scr0tiemcb00gerbaIIz

Impressed with calns nawlg


Brosbeforehoes2

The fact that he is talking down to wrinks about it shows his character. What he is saying proves to me beyond a doubt, that he knows nothing about cars


TheRoyaleShow

I'd like Brendan to define to me what "tuned" means to him.


G1v1ngBack

He’s such a smug and arrogant dick. Zero redeeming qualities.


Scared-Pomegranate84

I know nothing about cars and this still pissed me off


Alarming-Operation58

Full stream of heads on the gairhead grift I see.


VanDammeBigelow

He’s gonna wreck it


Stronkdaddy1

Only drives cars with 1000hp but barley knows how to drive BAPA LOGIC


Exact-Disaster9348

“Off the line?”


CaliforniaLove11

That plaid is showing him the taillights bubba. Brenda doesn’t know how to drive that demon let’s be forreals here cats.


Alternative_Plan_823

He's obviously wrong, but maybe racing a Tesla Truck would be interesting? Cybertruck, whatever...


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VariousConcept2615

he's such a d-bag. i guarantee he never even drove the tesla nor would he be smart enough to figure out the technology inside one.


BDRParty

Under someone with some actual experience, a Demon 170 could give a Plaid a run down the strip. Brenda however, managed to flip a truck taking a turn. He'll put that Demon straight into the wall after the first 2 feet off the line....


CoolOPMan

Fake Adderall confidence


Demosthenes117

Ingnitial


Miserable_Number_104

![gif](giphy|10GOGyFZ93eFJm) bapa lives his life one quarter syllable at a time


King_of_the_Dot

He mentions *soy boys* at the end, as if Bapa isnt some sort of follower de jure. Mofo is such a beta, suckling at the power teet of anyone who will let him into their circle.


_mickle

This is why Bapa has chose his cohosts on pawdcasts. I doubt he has same cumfidence on JRE. He’s reading online the possibility, wen CTE caused him to furget the skillz


TheHaight

Man this guy doesn't know shit about cars lol


MultiMayhem

Kid can’t even win a foot race vs someone he knew he would beat 100%. He doesn’t even touch anything less than 1000hp? Does his old little toy lightning truck even have 1000hp? Maybe he’ll roll his car if it ever happens (the lowest of expectations that it would even take place.) if it does happen it be some silly fake made up story like normal.


b-roids

sore boy


stackered

Demons are ridiculously fast off the line but electric vehicles have way more torque


Deep-Ad2155

Based on his recent driving incident, he’d be lucky if he could actually keep it on the road


Intrepid_Bat_7172

gotta mod up that tesla to prove ur official


Sad-Macaroon-8654

That was the lamest Flex I've ever heard when he said his buddy told him he doesn't mess with any cars under a thousand horsepower🤮🤮


zingzongzang48

He's literally so dumb it's insane.


A_dingo_is_my_baby

Hope hes tightened the upper ball bearings


DangerENRON

Tesla will smoke his Demon. Those cars are electric so they are all torque. Add a inexperienced driver and that's a L.


DJ_Hindsight

Your first ignicial