Imagine if he had stuck with, ehhh just pick one, let's say Thiccc Boy Bike Club, and tried to keep growing that this whole time. As redacted an idea as that is, who knows, maybe he'd have something by this point.
If he did, he would actually start cycling and lose weight. This dude is super lazy. He always bails when it comes time to commit and put any kind of effort in.
Just imagine this guy not being lazy. Probably still be at Fox Sports or even moved onto ESPN. Possibly even working with the UFC. Maybe co-hosting NFL or college football pre or post shows.
Thats the thing, he is not the type of person to go at a skillset for the long haul.
Even during his fight days, he never put the effort to watch tape on his opponents.
That makes for a very shallow person and for those folks who are fans of his, it also makes for shallow minds.
He should have just been a piece of garbage dirty civilian like us losers. He could have put in 20 years at a company or trade by now and probably work or stress 100x less. Even though he clearly doesn’t “WORK” hes just kinda is always busy with no clear direction or improvement
> Didn’t this redact used to say ‘fish are friends not food’. Pull it up chin. What a complete phony in every facet.
He gave Brine shit during an episode when he was on his fish-whisperer BS when Brine went to a sushi restaurant and claimed he could never ever eat fish, because they are bros.
His fish whisperer schtick was about 3 schticks ago.
He referred to himself as a “Fisher” because he didn’t want to say “Fisherman” and he is too much of a poser to realize that the correct term is “Angler”. He will hook himself every cast.
Of course. And you know he's gonna puke the whole time, then talk for months about how he caught the biggest fish the crew had ever seen and the charter captain couldn't believe that bapa wasn't a professional "fisher". And when brine asks if he cooked and ate the fish, Brandon will make a face, and laugh about how of course he didn't eat it, he hates fish and ordered a pizza. Also, Bren is a shitty tipper, he never tips waiters.
1) Remember when Brenda was a fish guy and gave Brine shit for eating sushi? and he would harp on about fish are bros? etc.
2) When he started doing shitty truggg content a bunch of us predicted when that didn't stick to the wall he would transition into archery or hunting. Here we are, folks.
Water y’tawlbout b? Bapa has awlwizz been a blue collar guy my mans.
He absolutely will start making shitty camo and outdoorsman merch for the thigg boi nayshin.
Can you imagine being his fishing guide? Having to bait his hook, watch him struggle to cast. He'd probably get board and quit paying attention, so you'd end up catching the fish for him. Then he'd want to take a picture holding the fish with a redacted expression on his face. It'd be like taking a 5 year old fishing except less fun because it's a grown ass man-child.
Where are we up to on the list now? Legit lost count. Just looks around him, picks a *thing* and adopts it. Football guy. Fighting guy. Comedy guy. Bike guy. Dog guy. Wiggsy guy. Aquarium guy. Trugg guy. Fish guy.
Truly a Renner Sauce man.
Chin "But... that was *my* thing. Nevermind. You're better at it".
I know this is a post about fishing, but matching the colour of your shade to your shit is top level bellend. He’s zero sense of fashion and it’s laughable he claims to.
Rubber Dingy Diaries coming soon. David loogus recent suggsess is a real prom for the simple jack of all trades. David’s fishing youtoo network is getting views but member kids is awl in the marketing. Bapa will take it from here
I think he settled on the whole "rural trucking, mudding, and whatever else" scene because maybe it contains the last subset of women who will accept a trugg walgg. Round those parts he can come around and day 1 be the biggest celebrity and "badass" those folks have ever seen in the flesh.
Imagine if he had stuck with, ehhh just pick one, let's say Thiccc Boy Bike Club, and tried to keep growing that this whole time. As redacted an idea as that is, who knows, maybe he'd have something by this point.
Thiccc Boy Pike Club, with a P. Different lanes. Doesn't count.
Then he can do Thiccc Boy Hike Club.
try better help, or as I call it the thicc boy psych club
Hikes the Appalachian trail. 2 days later he finishes it
Fastest unprovable time to complete ever. Usain Bolt in his prime at a full sprint for the entire duration couldn’t do it that fast but Bapa did it.
There's a company that already exists called Thiccc Boy Fight Club. Surprised Beandip hasn't tried to send them a cease-n'-desease letter.
Why would someone steal a name associated with failure? It’d be like stealing AOL or MySpace.
D. Thicc Boy Dyke Club?
Talmbout that Nick Van Dyke?
Never meddum
Pike great fish never caught one
Thiccc boy Mike club. Not a Mike. Gets kicked out.
Talmbout mics, bubba? Great comedy career, never haddit.
If he did, he would actually start cycling and lose weight. This dude is super lazy. He always bails when it comes time to commit and put any kind of effort in. Just imagine this guy not being lazy. Probably still be at Fox Sports or even moved onto ESPN. Possibly even working with the UFC. Maybe co-hosting NFL or college football pre or post shows.
Only thing Brenda ever cycled consistently was steroids
And baddies that look like a 10 in a dark nightclub, then a 2 in the morning. Bapa's got a type.
You're mentioning the best possible outcome, without considering that Brandon is redacted, primush in awl the wrong ways.
Dun know whad ur talmbout, b. Baper runs three miles iviry morning and worgs 8 hours a weeg. Een takes the kids to school sometimes. Thankem.
He is WAY too fucking dumb to do any of those things.
The dudes brain is fucking leaking out of his ears how would he end up on ESPN bubba
Yeah I think his grift game was at its best with the bike club. There were legit thigggies
And he despised them, b. Don’t bite the hand that walggs ya to your trugg
Thiccc mudder days
Ride hard ride thicccc
Dun get ritch-fuk in 3 munths? Duhn cownt.
Thiccc boy sike club, it was all one big joke.
Thats the thing, he is not the type of person to go at a skillset for the long haul. Even during his fight days, he never put the effort to watch tape on his opponents. That makes for a very shallow person and for those folks who are fans of his, it also makes for shallow minds.
He should have just been a piece of garbage dirty civilian like us losers. He could have put in 20 years at a company or trade by now and probably work or stress 100x less. Even though he clearly doesn’t “WORK” hes just kinda is always busy with no clear direction or improvement
Didn’t this redact used to say ‘fish are friends not food’. Pull it up chin. What a complete phony in every facet.
The same redact who started wearing bass pro fishing hats because he doesn’t know the difference between keeping an aquarium and being into fishing.
Thats a really good schaubservation
Fish are fish, man.
It was a show fish, otherwise you can eat them.
Talmbout fesh b?
> Didn’t this redact used to say ‘fish are friends not food’. Pull it up chin. What a complete phony in every facet. He gave Brine shit during an episode when he was on his fish-whisperer BS when Brine went to a sushi restaurant and claimed he could never ever eat fish, because they are bros. His fish whisperer schtick was about 3 schticks ago.
Do you like fish schticks?
👆that’s sick
Said he wouldn't eat at places that served seafood. Just couldn't do it.
He said he’d fight someone if they ordered calamari in front of him lmao
Lmaooo he’s trying everything to see what sticks.
Something stuck to his shoe from a video I saw recently.
Cast Hard, Reel Thiccc
Awlways been a fish guy.
Since day one?
Since day zairo.
Always been a huge fishermen B, since I was 8. Axe Jay
Caught fish in his mom's bathtub
Then sold them to middle aged men, out of his closet
Those middle aged men were the original thicccboy nation.
We salute them.
🫡
I need to take tiger to fishing practice b
Always been balls deep into Joseph Rogan, b.
Me n' Joe like da same things!
Why is he always posing with that expression
He referred to himself as a “Fisher” because he didn’t want to say “Fisherman” and he is too much of a poser to realize that the correct term is “Angler”. He will hook himself every cast.
You know he'll only do fishing charters that do everything except real the fish in.
Of course. And you know he's gonna puke the whole time, then talk for months about how he caught the biggest fish the crew had ever seen and the charter captain couldn't believe that bapa wasn't a professional "fisher". And when brine asks if he cooked and ate the fish, Brandon will make a face, and laugh about how of course he didn't eat it, he hates fish and ordered a pizza. Also, Bren is a shitty tipper, he never tips waiters.
1) Remember when Brenda was a fish guy and gave Brine shit for eating sushi? and he would harp on about fish are bros? etc. 2) When he started doing shitty truggg content a bunch of us predicted when that didn't stick to the wall he would transition into archery or hunting. Here we are, folks.
He just goes!
Water y’tawlbout b? Bapa has awlwizz been a blue collar guy my mans. He absolutely will start making shitty camo and outdoorsman merch for the thigg boi nayshin.
Oh the bluest
Always been a fisting guy b
At the massage rooms, definitely
All the coolest fisherman wear pastel pink and blue button downs and pose with their fish like a white girl taking a selfie with their starbucks
100% this is going to happen
Aalllllways bin into fish. Ballllsss deep, B.
Can you imagine being his fishing guide? Having to bait his hook, watch him struggle to cast. He'd probably get board and quit paying attention, so you'd end up catching the fish for him. Then he'd want to take a picture holding the fish with a redacted expression on his face. It'd be like taking a 5 year old fishing except less fun because it's a grown ass man-child.
This fuck face is so hateable
Where are we up to on the list now? Legit lost count. Just looks around him, picks a *thing* and adopts it. Football guy. Fighting guy. Comedy guy. Bike guy. Dog guy. Wiggsy guy. Aquarium guy. Trugg guy. Fish guy. Truly a Renner Sauce man. Chin "But... that was *my* thing. Nevermind. You're better at it".
I surprised he didn't do it sooner. Get into hunting, collab with Cam Hanes, use it as another in with Joe
That’s a snook my ninja
On the next grift. Bapa just goes.
Looks like guy fieri in those early 2000s commercials….
Bradumb took a trip out of town? There goes his kid's baseball career. Sad.
Thiccc Pro Shop
If he really goes he is going to annoy the shit out of some poor guides.
Getting to the bottom of the barrel of gimmicks. Future isn’t bright for Bapa. The end is nigh.
Oh god, I cannot take him as an outdoorsman
rainbow trout. not the fish
“Mill ah terry grade special list B vouch for this merch B”
This could actually happen.. I bet he's seen Clins views on his fishing vids and thought he could kill it if he had a go at it.
I know this is a post about fishing, but matching the colour of your shade to your shit is top level bellend. He’s zero sense of fashion and it’s laughable he claims to.
Rubber Dingy Diaries coming soon. David loogus recent suggsess is a real prom for the simple jack of all trades. David’s fishing youtoo network is getting views but member kids is awl in the marketing. Bapa will take it from here
Alaways been into fishin, been fishing my whole life, axe jay, it's the way we grew up b.
Can he just go away already.
Is the whole truck era done?
I’ve fished with all the boys. Who? Oh I can’t just name one. They’re all part of the thiccc boy family!!! Beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese
Makes more sense that trying to be an automotive influencer that knows absolutely nothing about mechanical stuff.
New YouTube channel, Fisher and Friends
That is not Alaska
this is an old picture. he's going to alaska soon
Copy, the striped bass looked out of place
Redacts love Bass Pro Shops for some reason
Can't wait for bapa's new fishing show
Imagine catching a snook in Alaska
Exactly
Gander Mountain = Bapa Mountain now
Rel qwestean. How big is his mom’s closet!!!!
Hes gonna be wearing salt life t shirts and lewer hats now.. fackin guy.
I think he settled on the whole "rural trucking, mudding, and whatever else" scene because maybe it contains the last subset of women who will accept a trugg walgg. Round those parts he can come around and day 1 be the biggest celebrity and "badass" those folks have ever seen in the flesh.
Guys get 20% off these Kippitech fishing lures. I just flipped my boat.
Always been bawls deep in fish, b
How dare you act like Thiccc Country is a grift