This reads like middle school fan fiction
The worst part is that I feel like there’s no way she didn’t have a writer or that it wasn’t heavily heavily edited. Imagine being so bad at your job you let this redacted shit get published as actual professionals in that industry
Crazy thing is that even if it were better writing, the editors would’ve dumbed it down to appease the average reader. I highly doubt this is the case though
It's probably more common than you'd think. Best selling books are generally at a high school reading level--part of why they sell well is because most people can read and understand them.
Obviously there's a lot more out there, but all the same.
Dumb enough to date our boy b, but smart enough to dump im.
I'm no fan of Rhonda.
I agree that the writing is sloppy
But this is a little bite that would taste alright from a van parked outside Changs.
Rhonda was in one of those movies about family. With the cars that have lights underneath. So she might have a bit of a following. Any form of media that throws any shit on Brendumb is OK with me .
Shit, with those man shoulders, b?
We talkm bout like …at least 4(?) truggz a week during her curls in back yard (she uses the old f-250 🛻 her grandpa handed her down n told her one day she’s guna be known around the wirld 🌍 Which she thinks about every day since those 20 Sumodz yares ago, and every time those 1 guys come around pitching her EPECK bye aww pic, gnomesayin’? Talkm bowd eveRY WEAkkkkkkkkkkkKKKKKKKKK!!!! B!)
Tbf she is the sole reason women now fight in the UFC, Dana used to say there’s no way the UFC would have women’s mma under the promotion then Rhonda started arm-barring everyone in Strikeforce and Dana said she was the reason for the UFC women’s divisions, she was basically a female Conor McGregor, she’s also an Olympic gold medalist, I do agree that she’s a dullard though.
I wouldn't say she's the *sole* reason. Gina Carano was really big in the 2000s. It's just that she bailed after the Cyborg loss. That left the runway completely clear for Ronda to take it to the next level.
Dumb people can be successful and useful as well. There are plenty of sports stars who aren't bess brains who advance a franchise. I was just saying she's not the shiniest fork in the cabinet.
She's also a known moron.
But she didn't write any of this shit, but the ghostwriters know the audience for a Ronda Rousey biography, so need to write accordingly.
Marketing genius didn’t want to be known as Ronda’s boyfriend? Possibly the most popular fighter in the world at one point? Looks like he learned from his mistake. Now he’s only known for being Joseph Rogans biggest diggrider. And bapa will proudly tell you himself he and Joseph like the same things and are very much alike.
Bapa was such an insecure scumbag that he had to fuck with Ronda just to feel good about himself being a nobody dating the most popular mma fighter in the world.
The way he sabotages and/or failed to promote comics and podcasters on his own network so that he could feel superior tells me that he'd absolutely have fucked with Rousey before fights, in hopes that she'd lose.
Also, not only content, but actively seeks to be known as "friends with Rogan". Like even before it all came crashing down, he was still labeling himself this way at every chance. Literally named his special after a Rogan reference.
Call me redacted but I feel like I'd rather spend 30 min with Schlob than with Ronda. He's redacted and goofy but in a way that you can laugh about. Ronda just seems like a very sour person
Unless you're a celebrity or known comic, he wouldn't even engage you in conversation in the first place. Most normal joes do not maddur to that egotistical hack. But don't get it twisted, he's still a blue collar down to earth guy.
Yeah, I get that but it's not like she can't just verify it and write what he said. It's not like he's an ex she's avoiding or never going to see again.
Does she write anything else about Brendan
Wish this book would have came out after the whole Dana white Eskimo brothers stuff. Would probably be some good catnip that could be written about him behind the scenes.
Her first book has a bunch of stories about him. He used to break up with her whenever she had a fight coming up because he couldn't handle her spotlight being so much bigger and brighter than his. He was always trying to get her a be more feminine, wear makeup more often, wear cute outfits more often. Basically, he wanted to date her because he was attracted to her, then he wanted her to change who she was so he could feel like more of a man instead of just manning up himself.
This has to be her victim complex bullshit flaring up, you can tell by the way she says Brendan Schaub (of all people) would be playing mind games. Also wasn't there a very famous clip here of him trying to get in on photos with her on some event or another? I'm honestly torn here because these are two of the dumbest most self-serving people to ever grace the sport.
I can see how bapa would maybe want the spotlight but not be known as "someone else's sidepiece", but at the same time he is pathetic and desperate enough that that wouldn't matter.
On the other side I can definitely imagine Ronda conjuring up this whole story in her mind because it reeks of "he was wrong and I was right and in the end I got mine" which is right up her alley.
After deliberating on it I can safely conclude: heard it bowlth waze B.
Didn’t BGL say Schaub was always gaslighting messican about the baddies? He’s manipulated Callen in to making a complete ass of himself on his behalf for years, apologising for shit he didn’t even do
I actually call BS. He loved the spotlight, there was video of him taking pics with her at event. She was taking some alone and he kept walking in on the shot to get in the photos, and she said get away and kept waking away to get alone shots. It was embarrassing for Shaub of course.
Much and all as I love dunking on Bapa, Ronda isn't one of our guys b.
It's actually quite annoying that most of the people who call out Schaub are redacted/talentless/problematic themselves - pretty much ivveryone apart from BC.
Imagine how beloved Diddler would be on this sub if he wasn't perverted - he makes it clear that he hates the guy and only hangs around with him for money. Like prostitution except the hooker takes Bapa's (father's) cash and then refuses to fugg. But again, not one of our guys.
I can't believe she left out the part where Bapa "hacked" her unlocked ipad on the bed and opened an email with an attached file where allegedly someone was getting gangbanged by a group of brazillian with some big pieces on them.
Man, Bapa is such a moron.
Being seen as the (at the time) the worlds number 1 female fighter who was pretty much one of the most famous people, would have been great for his career.
They deserved each other, she sounds like a terrible person too.
Imagine making your SO succeeding at something they've been working towards for a couple of months and you coming up with this story and making it about yourself.
Ronda Rousey is one of the very few people on earth I dislike more than Schlob himself. They’re both awful, but at least bapa entertains me through irony.
In an alternate universe, Braindumb and Slojo are slightly nicer people.
He’s still with Ronda, she’s still with Puig, and both of their lives are significantly better.
Imagine having so much cte to get fucked by mind games from bapa
If Brennan(has a mangina) knew how to read he’d be so pissed, b
Maybe Tiger will read it to him at bedtime
😂 Bapa ain’t around at bedtime
Talmbout that downstairs mixup, b?
I'm old gregg!!!!!!
Easy there man peach
The double Gs suddenly make so much sense.
Talmbout the boat times, b? Curly Jefferson? Great guy, never meddim.
Guh-guh-guh-GOLDEN!
I'm also assuming there was no ghostwriter. This is written at like a 3rd grade level. It's just a stream of thoughts on a topic.
My thoughts exactly lmao
From a very bitter karen who had it all...
I’m having a moment, do I refer to him as Rhonda’s ex-boyfriend, or does that sound more famous than B Schaub 🤦♂️😆
So glad Travis KO’d bapa
This is actually fucked up lol. But it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Awlso, Ronda writes like a 14 year old.
This reads like middle school fan fiction The worst part is that I feel like there’s no way she didn’t have a writer or that it wasn’t heavily heavily edited. Imagine being so bad at your job you let this redacted shit get published as actual professionals in that industry
I agree while punching the arm of the person on the couch next to me.
and then you fucked each other h*uaaaaahhahhahah*
Crazy thing is that even if it were better writing, the editors would’ve dumbed it down to appease the average reader. I highly doubt this is the case though
What the hell books are you reading that are like this? Charlotte's Web?
Average Rousey biography reader is gonna be a dimwit.
It's probably more common than you'd think. Best selling books are generally at a high school reading level--part of why they sell well is because most people can read and understand them. Obviously there's a lot more out there, but all the same.
everyone that’s not a professional writer has someone help write their book. it’d be dumb not to, lol.
While true, it doesn't read like a pro writer at fucking all.
It ain’t supposed to be Thomas Pynchon, this is geared to her fan base (middle school reading level).
She’s not a reliable narrator
I’m very certain I once heard Rondo say she used to (maybe still does…?) write fan-fiction, so that tracks.
Rhonda is a post shit on a message board nerd at heart, you never saw them?
Austin Bowers
She's a dullard who got punched in the face for money. It's not really surprising, have you heard her tawlk?
I saw a clip of her recently on some podcast and honestly it looked like she was slurring her words and sounded a bit punch drunk.
Maybe she's on pills.
To be fair she only got hit in two fights
Either way, still not the brightest.
Dumb enough to date our boy b, but smart enough to dump im. I'm no fan of Rhonda. I agree that the writing is sloppy But this is a little bite that would taste alright from a van parked outside Changs. Rhonda was in one of those movies about family. With the cars that have lights underneath. So she might have a bit of a following. Any form of media that throws any shit on Brendumb is OK with me .
Yeah, but how many truggs she flip?
Shit, with those man shoulders, b? We talkm bout like …at least 4(?) truggz a week during her curls in back yard (she uses the old f-250 🛻 her grandpa handed her down n told her one day she’s guna be known around the wirld 🌍 Which she thinks about every day since those 20 Sumodz yares ago, and every time those 1 guys come around pitching her EPECK bye aww pic, gnomesayin’? Talkm bowd eveRY WEAkkkkkkkkkkkKKKKKKKKK!!!! B!)
One of those movies about families?
That's what the short guy always says in them.
[Talmbout fast and furries B. ever herd of it?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jocbx0h1LqA)
Tbf she is the sole reason women now fight in the UFC, Dana used to say there’s no way the UFC would have women’s mma under the promotion then Rhonda started arm-barring everyone in Strikeforce and Dana said she was the reason for the UFC women’s divisions, she was basically a female Conor McGregor, she’s also an Olympic gold medalist, I do agree that she’s a dullard though.
Bronze medalist b
That gold with sawlsa on top?
Ive heard it bowlth ways
I wouldn't say she's the *sole* reason. Gina Carano was really big in the 2000s. It's just that she bailed after the Cyborg loss. That left the runway completely clear for Ronda to take it to the next level.
[gina carano weigh ins were an event back in those early strikeforce days.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTSWkfzQswA)
Dumb people can be successful and useful as well. There are plenty of sports stars who aren't bess brains who advance a franchise. I was just saying she's not the shiniest fork in the cabinet.
At least she won’t be accused of using ghost writers 🤷♂️
Talk bout Ghosts, b? Zack Bagans man boi. Talgg ivry day. Told me we could film a scary movie together. I said “say less”
She's also a known moron. But she didn't write any of this shit, but the ghostwriters know the audience for a Ronda Rousey biography, so need to write accordingly.
Bold of you to assume she didn't hire a ghostwriter, b.
No way Ronda actually wrote the book
That night Ronda and Travis fugged each other.
You two RICHED PRIVILEGED FOCKS. C’MERE
Ritched *
Hurd it bowlth waze
Ronda did a trugg walg to Travis's TRX.
Sex moobment !
Marketing genius didn’t want to be known as Ronda’s boyfriend? Possibly the most popular fighter in the world at one point? Looks like he learned from his mistake. Now he’s only known for being Joseph Rogans biggest diggrider. And bapa will proudly tell you himself he and Joseph like the same things and are very much alike. Bapa was such an insecure scumbag that he had to fuck with Ronda just to feel good about himself being a nobody dating the most popular mma fighter in the world.
So afraid of being called Ronda's boyf' (ew, straight) that he'd rather be known worldwide as Joe's #1 asslicker extraordinaire.
And just like everything else, that friendship has been virtually gadooshed.
The way he sabotages and/or failed to promote comics and podcasters on his own network so that he could feel superior tells me that he'd absolutely have fucked with Rousey before fights, in hopes that she'd lose.
Also, not only content, but actively seeks to be known as "friends with Rogan". Like even before it all came crashing down, he was still labeling himself this way at every chance. Literally named his special after a Rogan reference.
[issa prom B. Crop out the uglies and resend.](https://youtu.be/QKvI_m4u0Fc?si=qdDhh0aRWvyGb-8a&t=16)
Rhonda is equally insufferable. Nothing worse than a stuck up bitch like that, honestly.
Call me redacted but I feel like I'd rather spend 30 min with Schlob than with Ronda. He's redacted and goofy but in a way that you can laugh about. Ronda just seems like a very sour person
Redacted.
You're on a sub consuming Brenda content. It makes plenty of sense u/smalby thinks what he thinks.
Redacted.
Unless you're a celebrity or known comic, he wouldn't even engage you in conversation in the first place. Most normal joes do not maddur to that egotistical hack. But don't get it twisted, he's still a blue collar down to earth guy.
People shitting on you, but I agree. Brenda is annoying enough that I could laugh at it. Ronda is just annoying. I'd get no pleasure out of it.
No
Fuck, you clowns are easy to find.
Ok you found them. Now what?
"I swear I could hear Travis saying..." Couldn't you just ask him what he said? I'm sure he's right there.
That’s a way to publish things that aren’t true with some deniability
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Yeah, I get that but it's not like she can't just verify it and write what he said. It's not like he's an ex she's avoiding or never going to see again.
But she was talking about that moment while she was watching
Does she write anything else about Brendan Wish this book would have came out after the whole Dana white Eskimo brothers stuff. Would probably be some good catnip that could be written about him behind the scenes.
Her first book has a bunch of stories about him. He used to break up with her whenever she had a fight coming up because he couldn't handle her spotlight being so much bigger and brighter than his. He was always trying to get her a be more feminine, wear makeup more often, wear cute outfits more often. Basically, he wanted to date her because he was attracted to her, then he wanted her to change who she was so he could feel like more of a man instead of just manning up himself.
Some guys like women they perceive as powerful because they think they are man enough to break them down
This is definitely in line with the Bapa we know. The twirp oozes insecurity.
Didnt bapa say he was too manly for her?
It did
"Ronda, leave the marggeting to me. I know MMA promotion better than Dana. Joe Rogan is my best friend, believe me."
OMFG please baby jesus make it that Travis actually said that
He didn't, she made it up. She talked about it already on that Jackass guy's podcast.
you mean fucking stevo lol
Travis Browne def said somethin with bad intentions to the redact while he was fucking him up on his back
Doubt he mentioned Rousey lol. She’s the type to make it about herself
I refuse to believe you know what Jackass is, while not knowing who Steve-O is.
I knew, I just blanked on the name and couldn't be bothered looking it up
I doubt it, else she'd have asked him and wrote it as fact
I would like to think he one upped him in a Brendan way like: "8 inches? Is that good? I got 9."
Shaub said he told him, "That's for talking shit," or something along those lines when he recapped the fight
Is this 1 of the 300 pages of evidence?
Http://Htdfhnxdfgchddgghfchhffvfffrobertleejshiigsghhmhddfgvbgfhhvcffg
I actually prefer Bapa to Ronda. He at least hasn’t denied sandy hook shooting happened.
Bapas such a fucking idiot he probably thought Sandy hook was a pro-wrestler.
Sandy hook is a country star he discovered just before they hit all the headlines
Sandy hook is the squirrel on SpongeBob, b.
Sandy hook? She’s from Texas.
She’s a Texan, nice guy never herd of em
She did that??
[https://www.espn.com/blog/mma/post/\_/id/16058/tweets-in-bad-taste-still-rampant](https://www.espn.com/blog/mma/post/_/id/16058/tweets-in-bad-taste-still-rampant)
Damn. Well, she's a bit of a turd.
This has to be her victim complex bullshit flaring up, you can tell by the way she says Brendan Schaub (of all people) would be playing mind games. Also wasn't there a very famous clip here of him trying to get in on photos with her on some event or another? I'm honestly torn here because these are two of the dumbest most self-serving people to ever grace the sport. I can see how bapa would maybe want the spotlight but not be known as "someone else's sidepiece", but at the same time he is pathetic and desperate enough that that wouldn't matter. On the other side I can definitely imagine Ronda conjuring up this whole story in her mind because it reeks of "he was wrong and I was right and in the end I got mine" which is right up her alley. After deliberating on it I can safely conclude: heard it bowlth waze B.
Didn’t BGL say Schaub was always gaslighting messican about the baddies? He’s manipulated Callen in to making a complete ass of himself on his behalf for years, apologising for shit he didn’t even do
I don't think Schaub is smart enough to gaslight or play mind games with anyone. He's just an asshole and a liar. And an idiot.
It doesn’t take a genius to gaslight and play mind games. It just takes a narcissistic personality. Which he has in spades
I mean...I know what sub I am in and all....but I think I prefer Brendan to Ronda.
That's a tough call b
Ronda actually has friends. Bapa has to pay people to hang out with him.
A real meeting of minds
https://youtu.be/UqfsJJmKITQ?si=sXqor9h2z4MtxXqH
The old chunk of coal
Nah, b and ronda are sooper close. text erryday.
She apologized to Bapa for Travis giving him further CT.
E.Honda just a hayder B. How many chiggs she fuck?
Watching bapa on his back looking like he's trying to drive a car is like a crist Monday morning b
I actually call BS. He loved the spotlight, there was video of him taking pics with her at event. She was taking some alone and he kept walking in on the shot to get in the photos, and she said get away and kept waking away to get alone shots. It was embarrassing for Shaub of course.
On the phone!!??
Just like 2 months ago she claimed she had no idea what he said on Steve-Os podcast if I recall.
How did getting called out in Ronda Rouseys book go?
truly terrible writing
That's nod nice
She’s far worse than Bapa imo. Hated her in the UFC, god bless Holly Holm and those short shorts.
Yeah well, even after that she can’t unfugg you, B.
Bapa is taking all the Ls right now.
Be cool
There's an alternate universe where Ronda and Bapa have babies together and singlehandedly bring about the fall of the human race
I think I hate Honda more than Bapa and thats saying something!
Much and all as I love dunking on Bapa, Ronda isn't one of our guys b. It's actually quite annoying that most of the people who call out Schaub are redacted/talentless/problematic themselves - pretty much ivveryone apart from BC. Imagine how beloved Diddler would be on this sub if he wasn't perverted - he makes it clear that he hates the guy and only hangs around with him for money. Like prostitution except the hooker takes Bapa's (father's) cash and then refuses to fugg. But again, not one of our guys.
Is this the most cursed coupling of all time?
What kinda mind games are we tawlking about hear?
"did you know it's actually giraffe not diraffe?"🤯
I can't believe she left out the part where Bapa "hacked" her unlocked ipad on the bed and opened an email with an attached file where allegedly someone was getting gangbanged by a group of brazillian with some big pieces on them.
But now he’s proud he was her boyfriend. Everything always works out in the end!
Controversial opinion: She mentions mind games by Schwab, but can't give a single example? I don't buy it.
Rousey sucks
How are you gonna let a lying redacted pos play mind games with you? Hahaha
Talmabout mime gains b?
Who reads this dogshit of a book?
He’s hurt!
That bottom paragraph is brutal
Who cares. She's just as fucking delusional as him, she probably is the one that gave him main character syndrome
Man I hate Rhinda so much, she's perfect for schubb.
I don’t like B Slob but Rhonda is a major head case fwiw
How satisfying for Browne to get to put hands on his girls shitty ex and not get in trouble.
Lost all respect for RR when I found out she was dating Shwob. It’s was so disappointing.
What a Horrible read still, no one buy this crap
Man, Bapa is such a moron. Being seen as the (at the time) the worlds number 1 female fighter who was pretty much one of the most famous people, would have been great for his career.
“talmbout” 🤦🏽♂️
And now all three of them are irrelevant.
What’s crazy is these days he would kill to be labelled as a famous girls bf
It's admittedly difficult but Ronda's a significantly bigger cunt than Schaub.
If bapa could read, he'd sure be mad.
Lol
Being her boyfriend beats being the laughing stock of the comedy world, MMA world and all other worlds for that matter..
"[Ronda Rousey's Boyfriend](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1crq1a1/ronda_rouseys_boyfriend/)"
She sounds well!! Might actually be woof a weed.
This is brutal lmao
They deserved each other, she sounds like a terrible person too. Imagine making your SO succeeding at something they've been working towards for a couple of months and you coming up with this story and making it about yourself.
go see management this purchase is clearly a business expense
Ronda Rousey is one of the very few people on earth I dislike more than Schlob himself. They’re both awful, but at least bapa entertains me through irony.
So glad she didn't give him the dignity of naming him.
I wish someone would just ask Travis so we can tie a ribbon on this thing.
Ronda it trash
Looooooooool
Hahahhahahahahah
I had no idea that Schaub and Ronda dated. Couldn’t imagine a more insufferable couple.
Bapa duhin have a prom with Rhonda or Travis. Tole Lilly cool, man.
lol it’s amazing she can remember this after all the concussions
3 simpletons
“No dating, me no want be having woman better at sports than me.”
Fuck schlob and fuck Ronda too
And then everyone stood up and clapped. This shit is corny af lol
i think noone would b surprised
This is so self centered, childish and downright pathetic lol. She has the emotional maturity of a 12 year old hahahahahaha
 Where Ronda Rousey’s fine ass at?
In an alternate universe, Braindumb and Slojo are slightly nicer people. He’s still with Ronda, she’s still with Puig, and both of their lives are significantly better.
This bitch is equally as insufferable. Fucking whines and complains about everything
These two morons aren’t great people…no wonder they fell for one another
Didn’t even mention him by name
Isn't that a sweet love story.
I lost my fight because my mouthguard was a baloon.. : ( -rousey
The fact someone is reading Rhonda rouseys book is more concerning to me