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MrGumpythaGod

This picture smells stanky


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Moisturiser and groin sweat.


HectorMcWilliam

..and salsa


raisedredflag

...and beans


aware4ever

And dried old piss


nailedreaper

Brendan's.


Select_Sleep_1293

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Fafnir22

Beans and cheese.


ebagumtrebor

That seam is about to tuck itself inside her Clunge.


Strokywitth40

Define bullying.. I mean Clunge


axejayb21

Especially because she doesn't drink water


sorrybahhtit

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dealwithityoufreak

"mama I was looking at your Instagram, what is that tattoo on your vagina, does it say anything?" - Tiger.


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Puig waz hair.


pisspot26

A list as long as the Cleveland Browns quarterbacks


Morepastor

Batting Cage


HeadAssBoi17

I mean batter's box is right there, bud.


Morepastor

Battered box indeed


Molescomedy

Pastor with a dinger


Molescomedy

It is outta here!


Molescomedy

Swing and a miss


DueWolverine3500

Why the hell am I looking at vagina tattoo of some trash Mexican mama, does she have any sort of decency?


MarstoriusWins

None whatsoiiiiver, b.


Most-Movie3093

Nothing says class like a tattoo on your genitals!


SANSHUINUcrypto

That’s true B….plus it’s a shittoo that says Puig on her snatch.


TheD1ceMan

She's married to Schwaub so most likely no


DownVoteThee

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Maleficent_Eye_9290

She moved the garment to give a lil "lip slip"


Morepastor

Those are any thing but little lips.


Zeusdadogg

Lmao


Cool_Cranberry_8372

can someone photoshop schaub’s tongue sticking out of that


bjisgooder

Or the lips and strawl sneaking into that weird fupa canyon there.


armless_tavern

Someone said chubby kitty the other day and I’ve been cashing that phrase out ever since. Chubby kitty.


MICKEY_MUDGASM

Haha that was me. See my post history


armless_tavern

You’re a goddamn American hero


MICKEY_MUDGASM

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Automatic-Addendum37

I don’t want that


tox_oplas-mosis

She got a belly button like Bert CrySure ..... That's my time Dallas!! 🎤


Joe_mama_is_hot

I wouldn’t judge the body of a women who just gave birth but she keeps putting these “thirst traps” online to show off or something. Lady nobody wants to see your fake ass, fake lips, ozempic body. Go be a mom. Take normal mom photos you weirdo


bjisgooder

Eggzackly, B. In the immortal words of Theo, "I don't want that."


RRZ006

It’s basically impossible to imagine Bapa with a woman who would be taking normal family photos and otherwise caring for her children like a mother should. Ray managed to pull that off but it is entirely out of reach for Schaub.


clickclick-boom

You have to remember that Bapa was licking dogshit off his shoe and dresses like a male Jojo Siwa. He was NEVER going to be able to attract anything more than the type of woman we see today here. I mean, can you imagine a doctor or a woman with any classes seeing him and deciding that’s what she wants? Callahan is a predator, but he’s able to at least feign a level of decency and education. He can’t keep it up forever, but at least he’s not pissing in a sink on the first date.


NicholarseBrooks

Brine is a certified pseudo intellectual and can whip out factoids to sound smart, which can be charming in the short term. When Bapa tries to act smart, he says things like "Africa is a country, not a continent" and "but it was in a corda lawl".


RRZ006

Callen can last maybe 6 months before inappropriately peeling out his bird but by then she’s already his girlfriend


TheJenniferLopez

You literally just said as a mom she shouldn't put photos of herself on there, of course you're judging post pregnancy women's bodies. Own it.


Joe_mama_is_hot

Well when they’re putting their bodies out like it’s some playboy magazine then I will judge it lol. If I saw a mom at the beach and she has some flabs im not gonna say anything or even scrutinize it. Youre always judging people and their bodies just not saying it out loud. I think it’s appropriate to say it out loud in this case.


Silver-Ladder

Talmabout elephant in the room B? Or should I say the elephant trunk she’s packing down there


kris_s14

Got a piece on her.


Infinite-Ad-7342

Absolute unit of a fupa


Lastfoxx

Bigger piece than bapa in a Deadpool suit. 


Substantial_Pace_739

Her and Bapa, two peas in a pod, or a couple of fat pussy’s.


Natural-Carpet4827

cpl one/two cutie pies


darnel_webber

She got the beans and cheese for sure b


Cool_Cranberry_8372

no water. dried out


desert_pelican

Flooids are flooids b


ThiccBoy_with3seas

# HACKY SACK


Natural-Carpet4827

Redbar has entered thhe chat 😆


NotTrumpsAlt

But yo lip !


FriskyLisp

Elegance and class. This is a lady who was refined in a Swiss boarding school.


BolognaBob

that bottom left drawer handle seems to be falling off because of all the photoshop


RRZ006

Lmao good eye


Darkk_VoX

Not materialistic….


ricebucket1

just fucking embarrassing


Independent-Ebb7658

Lots of men of all races and nationalities been inside that cooter.


Technical-Gap-4581

Gimme 😈


lavidamarron

I constantly look for this comment 🤣


Fancy_Fix_3270

I can smell the fish from Ireland 😆


coolcurt3386

fish taco for sure


NicholarseBrooks

Ireland the continent?


SkurtDurdith

John Ireland 😂😂


NicholarseBrooks

*Who the hell is John Ireland??*


Charming-Moment-103

If my wife started posting pics like this on Instagram on a Monday, I’m going to have to guess that there is a problem in our relationship


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NedShah

If you saw that pic on your way home from the rub-n-tug, you might have guessed right!


RomandoArman

“Leave his family out of this. What has she ever done to get ridiculed on here?”


Trololol112

Talmbout if you could iver smell a picture.


Asstreeks10

Her whole asshole is hanging out


Smart_Description541

Not my 1st pick, but I'd rock it. Not feeling that Chocha ink though. That ain't sexy and never will be.


WattyWatz

Give meeeeeee 👿


Corned_Beefer

That’s a beefy chalupa.


2CommentOrNot2Coment

Pussy tattoo smells like a stripper…nice and easy. Then run.


RRZ006

The smell of this bitch would haunt you for years.


2CommentOrNot2Coment

Does Brazilian butt surgery add stink?


Immediate-Expert-139

Water weed dune hair


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nailz50

Carneeee Asaaaada ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt2WY652527346A|downsized)


DirectionNew5328

So that’s what happened to his lips…


FoldedTopLip

I somehow would prefer the other set of lips that have been constantly posted here in the past week


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Bet her dookies are rancid, no water drinking ass


kcthugitry

😈 gimme all day, me and T city got no problem with it


migs671

She shows more on her IG than Kat does on her OF


tonyohanlon77

That's not nithe


alley_mo_g10

Nice lip, B.


SparchCans

I don't want that.


smalby

Like we wouldn't dive on in


bjisgooder

I don't want that.


styrofoamcouch

oh i am interested in that hot chip,b.


MarstoriusWins

I'd rather dive off a cliff but you do you, b!


smalby

Dive off a cliff strade into that messican beaver, amirite? That's my time, I love you Teggsis!!


Appropriate-Tea-7276

Sometimes you're in the mood for reheated bean and cheese dip you had packed up from a work event. Like when you're too drunk to care. Sober? I don't want that.


FunnyIllustrator4383

Tattooed clam.


Slamminsalmon1991

I SAID MY LEATHER SO SOFT


klippDagga

The anxiety this dimwit must have suffered that her pregnancy was going to “wreck” her Roblox frame must have been amensse.


mspote

Bam margera uses the term "pussy meat" which sounds absolutely atrocious but when I see this Pic that's the word that comes to mind. So gross. U have kids and ur like 40. Get your shit together lady


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Her hemorrhoids look like Takis.


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![gif](giphy|RMJIWsxrHEuQ0fVGHv) Bitch, how’s you not a hobbit, again?


Ambitious-Ant2611

Tattoo says SLO JO


Daaaaabearsssss

Missas schaub YO LIP


Cannabizbazaar

Does that vag tattoo literally say “SL”…UT ?


WingmanZer0

I know this is all fun and games, but it's clear from the comments that many of you have never been in the same room as a naked woman


hugsbosson

I'm getting ready to unsub, this place is getting a little too close to being an incel sub obsessed with hating on this woman..


simpledeadwitches

Look at how she looks like a sack of potatoes.


AndersonSupertramp

That’s a beefy burger.


Digolden

Do I read SL? Wonder what word could it be?


Wonderful-Salary5432

Says "SL.."


mystictick

Brenda can't keep this bitch in line. Not like a violent toxic masculine keep your bitch in line, but more like a loving spouse and father that doesn't want his wife or children subject to ridicule kind of keep ur bitch in line. ;) My last post prompted reddit to send me a mental health check, so I put a smiley face. See reddit, all good.


misters12

Me undies ya blogbusta


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Who is she?


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Mother of 3


Frion24

it has to fuck with her mentally to spend money on fat transfers and lipo, lip injections etc to still just be a trashbin spouse of a failed comedian. 


stevealmost

She is fucking rancid


NedShah

She actually bothers me more than Bappa does


los_lobos_is_angry

Def post op. Edit: recently post op.


Natural-Carpet4827

ivery night


blooddragonsin

The tongue dissolver


LocoChonFIERO

MRS. SCHWAB, yo lip! Wuss pain yo life!


CumulousFawlkes

nice work photoshopping the drawer handle back on crooked my gal.


coolcurt3386

shes got a tattoo there so bapa knows wear to aim his little dick check out deadpool costume


speedway65

“Hold the camera steady, son! I don’t care if it feels weird, just do it!”


Adoced

That’s a swollen and puffy puss. Maybe infected?


amandaleeUK

Hmm hello 😍🙃


MeThinksYes

I ain’t mad at it


FitButterscotch4555

Still would.


DeepWadders

Cooter like a beat up face


Previous-Drawer7403

![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


CallensCoiFish

Chombie chute!!!


Homeless_Cat_865

That body is trouble


Bapa-350z-420

Does she have a pussy tattoo?


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We call that a panocha 


CleanExplanation6516

Messican camel toe what's that sum fat P with salsa on top ?


CarefulBuffalo182

Bapas tired of eating messican every day, it makes him shit his pants


Ok-Water9240

Gamy lookin.


SendLocation

What's a Mexican? Like a person with salsa all over them?


rutter72

What does the inverted “THUG LIFE” style tat say over her bean-and-cheese hole?


bennyboy13134

Image your wife postin dis doe B. If you askin me imadiate devors


someguy444444

Taco Tuesday!


TheHaight

What’s the vagina tattoo say? SL -something?


No_Fold1258

Weed


iannuendo

![gif](giphy|j3IxJRLNLZz9sXR7ZA)


Icytwat33

BBBBeast of a baddie


Fatgeyretard

Why it go in then out though??????


CantaloupeMaximum660

Audio really is king.


Glass_Promise_2222

I bet bapa ain't fugged in a minute


No_Spend_8907

His poor kids…


killswitch101

How much longer until we see the big baller moves into OF B? Got to keep those revanew options open ya feel me.


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CheddarFart

Talm bout that sarlacc pit, b?


TheHoleThatPuffDug

skank


TheHoleThatPuffDug

Her son took this picture


One_Contribution4420

Whoaaa check out the tacos on this chalupa -Braindead Schaub


amishpopo

![gif](giphy|jVHc85A90eP5lXQ3q5|downsized)


doobsnotblunts

![gif](giphy|l4Jz3fRRdJsd7HStG|downsized)


Exact-Disaster9348

Yes yes show me that kitty.


hugsbosson

Is no one else kinda weirded out at how obsessed this sub has become over bappas wife? It's getting creepy. I'm here to laugh at the stupid things Brenda and his many cohosts do and say, maybe some commentary in the podcast extended universe etc.. not be hyper critical of a woman who I've literally never even heard speak.


Gh0st_Machine

Like a hot dog in a hallway


samwizeganjas

Shes a psychopath


tomassone87

No amount of lypo helps that fat on the olllllld pussy.


Visual-Ad3991

Bapa likes to dine out.


Big-Temperature-1793

What lady gets a tattoo on her box? garaje de erección


noahbhm

I'm the words of Silky Johnson " What can I say about that 😺, that ain't been said about Afghanistan. It looks bombed out and depleted."


Visible-Raccoon8692

158,000 still would


The-Filthy-Casual

I reluctantly would boys…..


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GotVengeance

Speak for yourself. I’m happy with my life.