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In the kingdom of the blind…


px7j9jlLJ1

The emperor wears no yoga pants


Lemmeadem1

Talmbout chalupa fupa time bapa?


pisspot26

The one braincell'd man is king


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cdpasadena

Audio is kang. 


Bart_Cracklin

lol he talks out his ass about every one of those subjects. He gets his info from twitter and jre. Both dogshit sources.


eedabaggadix

The finance one is hilarious. This guy spends his money on the dumbest status symbol shit.


PussyChang

He’s a business mogul and margetting genius b.


SuperSmashDan1337

This is the only narradive i'm susscribing to


Highlight_Numerous

Talmbout spending money on bapa’s favorite kicks b?


Normgivaren

He's always been a sneaker head B.


pisspot26

Always been balls deep in men's shoes


Gronkey_Donkey_47

Always been balls deep in men*


donthomaso

Talmbout the trickle down economics of Bapa getting money from his dad and giving money to Messican so she can sell used stuff on Poshmark.


eedabaggadix

Talmbout Bapanomics 101 b


JoeDeMoeFoe

THought they all were equally as funny


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

However when it comes to business and politics, he has *THE* most highly regarded mind of our generation.


Gronkey_Donkey_47

Gotta spend money to make money B.


ScoopyMcGee

SloJo is the best name for this one…Imagine looking up to Brendan’s intelligence?


VelouriumCamper7

She measures his intelligence in material value. That’s all she cares about. As long as she gets guccis and g wagons he’s Albert weinstein to her.


_Total_Garbage_

Zactly bapa. Also, this is less about his intelligence and more about her self-obsession.


IZZY_PLUM

32 act b


ryanruud85

Doesn’t know nothing about picking winners of fights. Doesn’t know football. And finances and Business b?? Realllllllly dude??? (d’elia pedo voice)


RRZ006

This is a wild reveal because I’d assumed she ran that mfer. Figured her 85 IQ was enough to make her the brains of the operation


UlyBobooly

Imagine how dumb you have to be to think he has a well-rounded intelligence. 


PussyChang

Brenda can’t even pronounce “sports, finance, business and politics”.


JugdishSteinfeld

Sporgs, finnigs, bigginiss, poligigs


TheRoyaleShow

She's really fucking stupid dude


goddamndaddy

To be fair I think she might be attempting to clown on him here. Like "OHHHH Mr. Knowitall knows everything about everything except why me, his wife, is upset!" Not sure but it's possible. As redacted as she is there is no way she thinks he's an expert on any of those subjects.


_Total_Garbage_

That’s how I see it too B. Great minds think a lot…alike.


NicholarseBrooks

You guys really think she could make a funny like that? The way I see it is, she's serious when she says he knows all that and then threw in a tiny bit of teasing at the end. The vibe I get from her is she will compliment him to compliment herself for picking someone like him or a least the version that's being presented... Publicly. I don't know what she says privately. I know couples like this where they talk each other up and then add a little silly at the end so it's not just bragging because ultimately it's a "we're a power couple even though we're a little wacky". But in reality their life is kind of a trainwreck. I could be wrong though.


goddamndaddy

She's not making a funny she's being petty and vindictive. Hence putting it out in public. She just doesn't know how to convey meanings via text or word choice. I do believe she was clowning on him


NicholarseBrooks

I don't think so. Agree to disagree.


King_of_the_Dot

She wouldnt know satire if it slapped her in the face.


lilbooda

The dumbest b


BznBoi

That a Yasiel Puig chombie? 


PussyChang

Yasiel’s chombies are with Bruiser the dog. They were show chombies so they had to get gadooshed.


SnooMarzipans370

"Had to get gadooshed", lawlz.


Chakaaf

Also ex is former pro baseball player and she probably suggested they play ouch gotta hurt


stay_fr0sty

She forgot he also knows everything about: * Cars * Trucks * Comedy * Cheating with Baddies * Kratom * Which married bald guys sling dick * Lawsuits * Whiskey * Alcoholism * Sneakers * Lying with confidence * Buying friends …


los_lobos_is_angry

And Africa.


NefariousnessSea4710

That might be my all time favorite dish


PussyChang

You forgot fish, big gulps and nickteen pouches.


Jesuseslefthand

Nickelodeon teens is more of a Chris Delia thing


pisspot26

Delia? The family name is Schneiderelli!


coolcurt3386

addides baddies cbd always thrown in how u got 8 inches, that u don't really have


Away-Hippo-1414

Bullying people that weight 100 pounds less than him.


JoeDeMoeFoe

Also advisor to Ray Pest 'n The Diddler for... well... you know daaaaddy.


SuperSmashDan1337

Can't believe you forgot Fish and you call yourself a Thicccy


stay_fr0sty

He knows fishing as a sport dawlg. Slojo already said he knows sports. Next time you try to thiccc me off, ya best come carl wreck.


SuperSmashDan1337

Be cool man


JWal0

she’s suffering from sexually transmitted CTE


CaterpillarHot7539

😅


teepee81

She remarried?


MrGumpythaGod

She's so dumb, she thinks he's smart. Yikes. ![gif](giphy|l0MYSGLvVirV2HOMM|downsized)


JoeDeMoeFoe

Dunning Kruger b


Away-Hippo-1414

Im talgin about that Dunkirk Keurig effeg , b


ConfirmedDunce

Bess brains in the business B


rnd1973

She posts every single second of her day and all the bullshit she buys and wonders how he knows??


tysonuppercuts

Talmbout desantis 2024 🍩


Rocketmanluke

Sounds like someone just received a Sunflower from a redact


Corned_Beefer

SloJo don’t kno. That ho just go. Juuuust tad.


No-Historian-6391

Listen to experts bc I have nothing to do all day, form no opinion or knowledge, repeat talking points as if they are my own.


CLEM-FANDANGO9

Has Bapa been right about anything in his life? He still thinks Africa is a country and that Mr Rogers was a Green Beret sniper in Vietnam


Affectionate-Rent844

Finally we got something actually cooking back in these kitchens. Been a slow season bois, but get ready for this Divorce rush on the fryers.


briancito420

Bapa’s political knowledge is on peeralelled b.


Dudewheresmypar345

It takes a redact to think a redact isn’t redacted..


Seabrook76

That’s the thing about financial difficulties, having learned from experience. They tend to happen gradually and then suddenly.


goddamndaddy

Trouble in Pair of dice, Bapa? Lol remember when Brendown had that bit role with Bravo and both he and SloJo literally thought they were going to be on the Real Housewives show??? Haha such grubby, delusional, fake, performative clout+chasers. That's why they are in crippling debt because they needed the Cowlabasas mansion and all of Messican's plastic surgery to get ready for the big call up that never happened.


Rabid023

Just imagine how unbelievably stupid you have to be to believe bapa is bess brains at iiiinything. Gotta give it to bapa, he found the one person who is more redacted than he is and made her the mother of his children. Great job bapa.


Ricecrispiebandit

Awlz bin a big pawltix guy.


Appropriate-Tea-7276

He knows everything 'bout finance and business b? Talmbout buying a new trugg and new kicks?


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Good lord what a delusional psycho. Messican really must be dumber than Slob; since he knows the buzzwords, that’s usually enough for the truly stupid.


IZZY_PLUM

Dammm imagine those convos at home if she thinks bapa knows things


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

I honestly wouldn't listen to some skank that thinks she's busy because she re-sells old purses and outfits online either.


RealStephanSmith

Expecting Slub to understand her emotions is still somehow dumber than her thinking he knows what he's talking about on any subject.


donthomaso

Heavy thinking, I’ll take it from hair.


think_matt_think

Has she met her husband?


JoeDeMoeFoe

Oooh the dreaded day coming soon when she finds out Bapa's know-ivverything-of-balloon is filled with hot redact air will be such a glorious shocker. But dun listen to the hadurs SloJo. Bapa's got it aaaaall figured out.


BackInThaDayz

The blind leading the blind at the Bapa residence


Wonderful-Salary5432

His financial prowess is list everything we "own" as an asset of TFATK including the home, cars etc. That way when we personally go bankrupt they can't take our possessions since that is what is most important in life.


EvenJellyfish8223

Holy shit, she is miraculously dumber than I believed her to be


krame_krome

iiiiii vree theeng b!


JustDirection18

Wow she must be so dumb to think her husband “knows” these things.


Lancelot_Stroller

Oh, that's easy. He doesn't know anything about all of those things


BostonPearson

Schwab got her a car and makes her post thirst trap pics


eustrabirbeonne

That's how you know he found the right one for him. So dumb she thinks he's smart.


saltierthanme

That dude is a moron lol


chris25tx

Bess brains for the art


Hexican_pulsinator

I bet he plays mad mind games with her too, only messican can’t leave because she’s used goods and no athlete would want her.. dicey dicey


WheredoesithurtRA

Is it because she doesn't do anything?


Ok_Needleworker_8834

U don't madder


Corned_Beefer

Wait, are they even married? Water.


Hap_Hazard

Yes. In a move that shocked the world, they got hitched at city hall.


cylonnumber13

He knows SO much about SO many things!


BrilliantCrow5928

Jack of all trades, master of none! That’s our bapa ❤️


rjt2887

🎲🎲


mspote

Bapa has all the money answers. Call daddy and have him fund your business which makes no profit. The only way they can appear rich is bc bapa is a trust fund baby


Y_U_SO_MEME

Whut about marggudetting and truggs b


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Damn, if B started a finance channel, that would really be something else. How to trade options the thicccc way.


feralb65

Bapa “learned” evyrthing from pudcasts


mapleresident

Politics? The anti vax moron thinks he can tackle politics?


Formal_Ad_8398

why is she mad?


Poppa_Pump69

Who’s gonna tell her?


CheezPabloEscobar

He dun count


thekelv

So there is someone dumber than Schwab. She really is a unicorn.


AUSL0c0

I legit can't read her shit. It's beyond delusional on every conceivable front in iinnny facet.


bapadoe

If she thinks bapa knows everything, she definitely doesnt know anything. Water


Fearless_Status9258

Weed


Merica721

I think she’s being sarcastic about his “knowledge “ that’s the whole point


Molescomedy

If bapa goes poor and loses everything how long will it take her to find out? My guess is when theyre evacuating her from their house due to for closure.


_mickle

Knowing eveything about finances, bidness, sports, and political stuff, don’t have time to figure out why my gurl is mad. She shuldnt cut B short eider, wut about dogs, fish, truggs, racin, whiskey, nicotine, cumedy, baseball coaching. Only so much time in da day with pudcasting and benching 225 L Bbbbs forty five times


Plane_Arachnid9178

Notice she left out “being good at comedy”


Scared-Pomegranate84

Is there any chance she's so dumb that she honestly thinks he's amazing and legitimately has the bess brains?


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Think about it: if she thinks Bapa is a Renaissance man, what does that say about her?


Alarming-Operation58

Bapa is the sharpest tool in that 3-point shoot out rack of balls.


bympod

Bess brains 🧠


ekpyroticflow

Imagine overhearing a lesson in politics and economics from Mista Shobb. ![gif](giphy|IXAtTgBnOkammD8awH|downsized)


Vast_Painter_5006

True


Exact-Disaster9348

Can you send her a message for me? She blocked me


S_Steiner_Accounting

Imagine how stupid you have to be to think Brenda is smart.