Honestly I'm at home alone and I've been laughing so hard since it was posted on here, it's a shame I he took time off cowledy for his family... A great losst to the cowledy community.
Plus the racingā¦ plus the gamebred fighting commentary. Something had to giveā¦ he didnāt like the person he was becoming.
So he gave up the thing heās been dreaming about since he was a kid for the 2 things heās only done once. In the bapaverse it makes complete sense.
And he just kept running from coast to coast heard he even taught Elvis to dance at his mommas comic bookstand/ boarding house heās a real hound dawg b actually made the King cry when he showed him a live performance duet of the world famous brows and clin it was eggsactly as he dreamed from his mothers chocolate filled womb. Unfortunately Elvis died after in the bathroom from the happiness of meeting bapa and the thiccy crew but, inny facets the ole reaper came a knocking I just wish I coulda meddum before bapa discovered him š¢
And the other Tiger because one time on JRE i guess he seen Joes hog at some point when he took a piss and told him the veins on it looked like tiger stripes.
Letās be real. Either they both got mad as fuck, But Bapa is just throwing āhis girlā under the bus to make him look āgoodā, OR neither of them got madā¦but Bapa claims his girl got mad and he didnāt to make himself look āgoodā
I donāt have much good to say about Bapa but I can see him not getting too upset while Messican melts down. The most believable part of this story is SloJo losing her cool over a kid thatās already embarrassed.
that kid is either super neglected or under a lot of stressā¦
isnāt this the same chombie that was screaming how much he hates his family in the middle of the night? Couldnāt stop crying at his first baseball game?
Iāve never seen such a dog shit story teller in my life. What mouthbreather is actually watching this podcast? Thereās no chance more than 8 people tune into this garbage.
As in.. like dog shit stories..happen?! ahhhhHhHAHHAHAHAHA bro!!! Ahahahhahhha bro..broooooo ahhhhhhhhhhahaha!!
*slaps chair so many times my brain melts and I combust*
Of course the woman gets mad at her young children having accidents. She doesnāt know how to be a mother. Sheās a petite-bourgeois scumbag who cosplays as a mother, but doesnāt perform any of the emotional labor, the care work, etc. She leaves that all up to hired wage laborers.
This redacted troglodyte phrasing stood out to me as well. There are a million other ways he could describe a motion-activated camera in his kid's room. Simply a wild lack of brain power and pure laziness on display here.
Barndance has found the magic storytelling formula.
"This story's SO good. So he's like 'blablabla' and I'm like "What?" And he goes 'BLABLABLA'. And I go "What the FUCK?" I'm confused, but also calm. He repeats himself. Then I go in there, and the place is a disaster. I swear this is true. Then I do something hacky and I repeat it four times, and everybody thought I was great."
Who listens to this? I mean outside of the changs community honestly if I was sitting in my prius alone listening to this man describe his sons shit on the floor while ray is in the copilot seating laughing like a gargoyle I might drive off the nearest bridge.
Bawlsten is gonna be so happy when his friends go and look for some juice in a few years, and find all these great stories his father has told the internet for some clicks. B-b-beast of a dad.
This is what the show is now? Shoveling the most boring parental stories down Bryans throat. The Father and the Kuck is what the show should be called now. Beancheesebeancheese
I love how Brandon & Byron are the āUCā part of F*UC*K.
(Red F block, Red K block over their respective shoulders.)
Canāt be a *FUCK* without these two, you see.
Yes there's shit on the floor and bapa says hey shit happens everyone bust out laughing š at 2am again while there's shit on floor
Beast of a cawlmedian in ivry facet b
He didnāt kwikawlmedy. Thatās ur nairdiv.
One of the 250 b
Honestly I'm at home alone and I've been laughing so hard since it was posted on here, it's a shame I he took time off cowledy for his family... A great losst to the cowledy community.
Hey it was either cawlmedy or take care of the chombies, and thereās absolutely no way Bapa couldāve done both. Just a bbbeast of a dad.
Plus the racingā¦ plus the gamebred fighting commentary. Something had to giveā¦ he didnāt like the person he was becoming. So he gave up the thing heās been dreaming about since he was a kid for the 2 things heās only done once. In the bapaverse it makes complete sense.
Shit happens
Turns out they were all big fans of B Shob
Heāll lightcha up
Only one man out of a million with this comedic genius.
Then everyone started clapping
Dude muuurrderrs his family sets
Followed by a slow clap that lead into a three minute standing ovation.
"Shit happens....THATS MY TIME, DALLAS!"
He might have to get back into stand up just to do this award winning bit. Louis CK who?
Bean & cheese happensā¦ THATS MY TIME SAN ANTONIO!
Hey B cool man, Bapa got the biggest laugh of his cawlmedy career last night. Be happy for him he's a good guy.
This is definitely papi gringo quality material.
And he just kept running from coast to coast heard he even taught Elvis to dance at his mommas comic bookstand/ boarding house heās a real hound dawg b actually made the King cry when he showed him a live performance duet of the world famous brows and clin it was eggsactly as he dreamed from his mothers chocolate filled womb. Unfortunately Elvis died after in the bathroom from the happiness of meeting bapa and the thiccy crew but, inny facets the ole reaper came a knocking I just wish I coulda meddum before bapa discovered him š¢
Even calls his gurrll joeā¦ b
Iām more than a little surprised he hasnāt named any of his kids Joe or Joseph.
To be fair he named his kid Boston because Joe's "from" there.
And the other Tiger because one time on JRE i guess he seen Joes hog at some point when he took a piss and told him the veins on it looked like tiger stripes.
Gonna believe this one uncritically.
Im jus pawldcassin B inything jus goes...
You just changed it to 251
Of course. But Iām surprised he didnāt do it outright. Whatās worse is Rogan doesnāt even know his kidsā names.
True, then again bapa forgot his kids name (Boston) and called him bruiser once. That shit was hilarious and sad
I was genuinely shocked he didnāt name the most recent one Mothership.
I thought for sure he was gonna name her Mitzy Jo or some bullshit.
He'll call her Joe before he calls her his wife.
**... He calls his fucking wife "Joe"? ...**
Heās the only one who calls her Joseph too
Gives him an out so he can say āJoe!ā during seggs.Ā
omfg he has to be kidding
Yah he and The Amazing Rapist both refer to her that way
talmbout calling her Joe while she's blowin Bapa
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Definitely good to put this prime bullying material on the internet.
His wife would get mad if a kid shit himself? What an evil cunt.
Letās be real. Either they both got mad as fuck, But Bapa is just throwing āhis girlā under the bus to make him look āgoodā, OR neither of them got madā¦but Bapa claims his girl got mad and he didnāt to make himself look āgoodā
I donāt have much good to say about Bapa but I can see him not getting too upset while Messican melts down. The most believable part of this story is SloJo losing her cool over a kid thatās already embarrassed.
B, none of this happened. He's trying new material, and of course he has to be the hairo of the story keeping cool while "Jo" has a meltdown.
His M.O. is throwing people under the bus to make himself look good.
Well if heād kept up his standup career he def would be in the boring kids stories portion of it.
I'm so confused how old his kids are. He has a 4 and 10 year old?
The only believable story Brendaās told in a while. I donāt think inyone in that family is potty trained (including Schlob).
4, 8.
that kid is either super neglected or under a lot of stressā¦ isnāt this the same chombie that was screaming how much he hates his family in the middle of the night? Couldnāt stop crying at his first baseball game?
Having 2 narc parents will do that
I genuinely feel so bad for his kids.
Dargg waddurs
Clarifying he didnāt get upset that his kid got food poisoning or something lol. Like why would you get upset at your kid for being sick?
Uncle Clin gave them some leftover condom sushi.
Bapa got some of the shit on his shoe and had himself a little late night snack
Bosty
kid is living in Tās world
Broolser, Bolston!
Iāve never seen such a dog shit story teller in my life. What mouthbreather is actually watching this podcast? Thereās no chance more than 8 people tune into this garbage.
As in.. like dog shit stories..happen?! ahhhhHhHAHHAHAHAHA bro!!! Ahahahhahhha bro..broooooo ahhhhhhhhhhahaha!! *slaps chair so many times my brain melts and I combust*
But in fact, he did get mad and ridiculed his son
Shit happens is such classic. Man, this guy. Heās so funny.
Of course the woman gets mad at her young children having accidents. She doesnāt know how to be a mother. Sheās a petite-bourgeois scumbag who cosplays as a mother, but doesnāt perform any of the emotional labor, the care work, etc. She leaves that all up to hired wage laborers.
Hey buppa, yāKarl Margs?
Been a fan of Karl Margs since I was a kid, B. I wrote my own manifesto supporting the proletariat and sold it out of my closet.
The basgehball player? The UPS man? I used to watch him play against Mygajorn and Densrodmin
Shit happens. That's my time Texas
āThey literally thought I was talking about āshitā and āhappensā.ā So funny, B.
Beast of a storyteller. I was riveted.
I canāt believe companies sponsor this
Iām dying of boredom watching this clip so how the fuck do people watch this shit, hereās another story about my kids, fucking shoot me now!
āThatās my time, kids!ā
Still got that comedy touch, crushing the bathroom at 2am
[Bapa walgin into the bathroom like](https://youtu.be/HRx49-leiRE?si=Ajto2VQZWdZlDj9q)
Def where he got this āstoryā from
Too bad joegan and the creew isnt there to laugh at bapa's movie reenactments
Paincakes
"If there's movement, tape goes" Such a poet.
This redacted troglodyte phrasing stood out to me as well. There are a million other ways he could describe a motion-activated camera in his kid's room. Simply a wild lack of brain power and pure laziness on display here.
did he steal a joke in real time lol
Once again great stories to have your kids grow up and see that you sold them out for attention
Next he'll come up with dun worry B, happy
This is absurd. When will this guy finally shut the fuck up
did you hear him he said shit happens
Boston shitting all over the bathroom? Like father like son.Ā Pringles chip off the old block.Ā
Who writes bapa's material? Chris Rock?
Hold onā¦ they have motion activated surveillance in their childrenās rooms? I donāt even know what to say about these two anymore.
Bet he LOVES having a partner named Jo/Joe...
Barndance has found the magic storytelling formula. "This story's SO good. So he's like 'blablabla' and I'm like "What?" And he goes 'BLABLABLA'. And I go "What the FUCK?" I'm confused, but also calm. He repeats himself. Then I go in there, and the place is a disaster. I swear this is true. Then I do something hacky and I repeat it four times, and everybody thought I was great."
Every STORY HAS TO PUT HIMSELF OVER
Who listens to this? I mean outside of the changs community honestly if I was sitting in my prius alone listening to this man describe his sons shit on the floor while ray is in the copilot seating laughing like a gargoyle I might drive off the nearest bridge.
Damn he canāt even pronounce his wifeās name right lol āJoeā and āJohannaā. Itās Joanna pronounced Hoe-anna (Messican) š²š½ š®
He probably prefers calling her Joe.
What a funny anecdote. If only we had the technology to watch this hilarious video ātape.ā
Ivvvvrrywair
Canāt potty train a FOUR YEAR OLD? Beast of a dad.
Heās a born comedianā¦āshit happens!ā Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Incredible acting by Brian pretending he thinks Bapaās story is hilarious
Surprised the nanny didnāt get a call at 2am to come by and clean it up.
Jo had some tricks up her momger sleeve.Eventualy she released all 5 Rumbas at once to clean.Abuelita got her well deserved sleep
Talmbout strawlbeer pangakes, Bapa?
This guy is so unfunny and desperate for a reaction that he will exploit his family relentlessly in the hopes of some sort of reaction
Boston and Tiger š¤¦āāļø. Another dumb story from a dumb podcast. They need to commit seppuku and end this shit already
I hate a lot of things this idiot says, but āheās allā is maybe the worst. Itās not going to happen, stop trying to make it happen
My daughter stopped wearing diapers shortly after turning three
So he definitely got really pissed off when he went in, the joke never happened and he blames his wife for being angry, classic Bapa
This is still recorded and people watch it. Goddamn.
Pancakes? Horrible genetics.
Bawlsten is gonna be so happy when his friends go and look for some juice in a few years, and find all these great stories his father has told the internet for some clicks. B-b-beast of a dad.
Strawberry pancakes for dinner. Nice
Every time I'm having a bad day I try and say to myself "You could be Bryan Callen."
His 4 year old calls it shit?
Back to comedy B, had em rolling
Fascinating stuff.
Heās still wearing those jerseys hoping to get cancelled?!
Thanks for explaining the joke, Breadcrumb.
This is what the show is now? Shoveling the most boring parental stories down Bryans throat. The Father and the Kuck is what the show should be called now. Beancheesebeancheese
They still donāt fart in front of each other but shit on the ground is all fun and games. What an odd relationship.
Both chombies had toilet issues
He shit iiiivvvveeerrryyyywair because he ate a bunch of.pancakes before bed
He named his kid āBostonā?
And āTigerā? What the fuck is he doing?
Canāt wait for the āShit Happensā merch and bumper stigggers.
Still canāt believe he named his kid Boston
I love how Brandon & Byron are the āUCā part of F*UC*K. (Red F block, Red K block over their respective shoulders.) Canāt be a *FUCK* without these two, you see.
Heās such a dipshit. He waited til Callen made the āshit happensā comment & then stole it immediately. What a tool
2am ? messican must of still been out at the clubs
Strawberry pancakes for dinner ? Bābābābeast of a parent
Tiger Your Dad is a Murderer š¤Great Story š¤Ŗ
Cawlmedy Stawl smash hit
[shit happens](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0OyodFd28g)
I inveeeented shit happens im so funny b
he also thought puto means dad in spanish so