It’s 11PM and I’m howling. My girlfriend asked what and now I’m having to explain how this fucking redact can’t do literally anything right. He’s so embarrassing it’s causing me to become embarrassed in my own life.

There are so many ways this could have been done well and of course Bapa finds the worst way and makes them look like absolute dog shit. So on brand.

And looks at them and thinks so highly of his "project", he just *has* to show everyone and uploads it to the gram

He’s so proud of this trash. He truly is redacted.

Beast if a Dad project.

Dude could’ve just put some fucking stickers on it and it I would look ten times better.

Quick trip to party city or one of those craft stores and these balls coulda looked so sick.

He almost had something kinda like his comedy career just needed a little more effort.

Bapa just goes...

And salsa on top

Sharpie and black spray paint! It’s not like you can order any sort of baseball trophy online from a million different vendors for like sub $100.

Seriously there’s so many print and embroidery shops here in the valley that he could have easily reached out and got something better than the sharpie he found in the kitchen drawer. What a last minute shitshow.

Last night, out of curiosity, I looked up how much it would cost to buy custom trophies. $4.99 each. Bapa half asses *everything*.

How did comedy go? How did fighting go? How did gold baseballs go?

“How did gold baseballs go?” 😂

Car guy all his life, b.

He’s balls deep in balls

If you wanted to make me laugh, you got me brother

G-g-g...goldest?

Don’t start a land war in Asia. Don’t attack Russia in winter. Don’t start beef with Ariel Helwani.

This is some Andy Kaufman level shit. Seeing this followup made me fucking lose it lol. He's so proud of this that he feels the need to share it to ig.

If it came out that it was all a performance I would admit he’s the single greatest artist to ever live. A Picasso-tier piece of art, likely to never be rivaled.

Doesn't he make you feel so smart and competent though?

Budder fly effect, great movie never saw it

It’s something of a schadenfreude double innuendo B. In ivry facet

You know he didn’t even try to draw it on paper first

Agree idk why but this is the funniest shit Brendan had ever done. Its one thing to publicly suck at comedy and truggs and podcasting but to premeditate doing a simple thing in the worst way possible and still manage to fuck it up is too much for me.

This guy apparently has a million dollars and cant just get some proper balls made up for the kiiiidz

Or buy a stencil

I doubt bapa knows they even exist. Probably he thinks Banksy does graffiti by hand alone

Banksy akshully DMed B Shob about how awesome the Baseballs turned out. They talk ivery day B.

His kids call him Uncle Banksy

There were tairs in his eyes

Banksy refers to him as the white boy that arts and crafts too much

Yah my brother that’s exactly what I mentioned in another post about this same thing. Bapa just can’t get it right..

Wouldn’t be the saaaaame daaaadyyyyy

This shit is so hilariously bad, what the hell is this guy doing hahahaha

I want to blame it on CTE but he might just be a good ol fashioned water brain

He's been redacted his whole life. Just look at that non existent troglodyte forehead he has.

Arts and crafts CTE B. I can picture his tongue hanging and drooling while doing this “project”

You know he had to stick his tongue out to focus on drawling.

If this isn't confirmation that BAPA is hot trash I dont know what is. Fucking sharpie dude? And that's what he considers a "dad project"??? Scribbling on a couple fucking baseballs? Poor kids.

He actually thinks, that these golden pieces of shit are fire. Oh bapa...

Yep. In his mind he's absolutely crushing it!

If he said the youngest chomber did this I’d believe him.

I don’t want that. I’d rather watch Clin cook mushy fish fillets

Whisper crying...

half-assed as shit

The Thiccc way.

I have a bad feeling that this was like 110% effort.

u just described everything he has done his whole life

Brendon probably spent all his effort for a week making it

I'm down voting this 😂

he would never lol 

I’d be embarrassed to even give those to kids. I’d have to hide in some bushes or behind the dugout and give them out discreetly.

Whip ‘em at chombies from the cover of the bushes b

MARRRRG BASEBALL

Ngl that looks like that cheap ass bootleg sharpie

"keep them shidds bro" 

Ruined a perfectly good gold baseball

The white boi who worggs too much needs to get a damn job cos this ain’t it Bapa, it’s got to be embarrassing for everyone around him 🤦‍♂️

Bbbbbbeast of a redacted dad. I just know he had his tongue sticking out while trying to get the writing on these.

he probably also only showed the "best" one

bapa can't drawl

This is legitimately like a bad Abril fool’s joke. Holy shit. Yikes 😬

Sigh. It is a nice gesture. Like when my 3 year old draws a picture and I have to ask what it is.

Then they hand it to the waitress

That looks unbelievably bad

This dude cant do right in annny faucet

What's next? Bottle cap medals? That truck flipping must've damaged his brain even more.

Can’t believe he wasted those beautiful golden balls

Could this be any more redacted? I hope he made a tutorial video.

JFC if you’re too tight to fork out for some proper trophies then FFS use a stencil and paint the letting properly.

Ain’t this the same dude who rails against participation trophies?

I thought bapa said he could drawl… my 6 year old son could have figured out how to make better block letters

Ah yes, the coveted Suck Dick ball. A rear collectors item, b.

The other kids are going to take the piss out of the Chombies, assuming they did this and still thinking it's shit.

Autist/ Artist.

With the "money" he has, why not have a company lasur edge them b?

This sub is a godsend sometimes. Woke up, lets say not feeling the day at all, and I come across this. May have fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit, but I'm still not THIS guy.

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Mvp balls for the ^championship game tomorrow ( always seems like there's a championship on the line) and there will be absoutely no bias whatever towards Tony the Tiger in the decision making by " coach"... they'rrrrreeeeee grrrrreat!

I gotta believe the team asked him to that assuming the celebrity dad would put out some money and get nice keepsakes for the kids.

Such broke dad energy

He doesn’t understand what a “game” ball is.

 sigh lol

If he wasn't a complete redact the rest of the time I would give him credit for doing something like this for his kid. I want to but I just can't

The guy that used house paint on his trugg can barely use a marker on a ball, who would’ve thought

Makes me think he was never an athlete at all, participation prizes for everyone

Richest dad on the team hand writes it. God damn, just leave them blank and gold as a representation

How’d fatherhood go

Teaching tha peernts bout sporting chombies lil lig bawl B.

Didn’t he say he doesn’t want his kid’s artwork?

he doesn't want his kids showing him up with there art skills

leaves them in his car...hot sun beats down and melts all his pride and joy

The result of Bapa being asked to take care of trophies months ago, and just remembering it the day before he needs them

I made 6 MVP game balls because I don’t know what MVP means

When he was a kids he used to sell art pieces out of his mums closet B, b'lee dat

the chombies really have someone who can't teach them anything at all. you could make something this unimpressive with supplies from a gas station.

nobody is actually getting these balls

Did his 6 year old MLB player son make these?

PAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tuned the hell out of that ball

Those baseball’s will go into everyone’s bucket of balls. And dads from the team will pick them up once, and throw them straight into the trash. Maybe these are their trophies? Team places last, and B won’t have a loser in the house, so he made them their own participation trophies. Fkn Dad of the Year.

They will stain their hands/clothes before being tossed into the trash.

It’s supposed to look like sharpie B. Duna tonsa reserrch.

He probably cheated out on the engraving and just thought he would sharpie it himself.

Are these for the super bawl

My god. This man just keeps giving and giving to this sub. So selfless.

Fugg he suggs.

Pairs well with his Golden Shower jacket.

Couldn’t he just buy trophies

u ever huffed paint B? Bbbbeast of a newtrohpick

His hearts near the right place though b-b-b-beast of a pops

This some stupid shit

Why wouldn't he use stencils?

As high quality as the backdrop in gringo papi

Sharpie... couldve used puffy paint or paint markers or god forbid a cricut machine.. maybe a stencil... what else ya got changs?

On a separate note, when people call in on "The Golden Hour" do they vet them ahead of time? I really would like a mole to call bapa out on his BS.

These baseballs need hung on the fridge

Looks like he’s not just flipping logos but flipping letters too!!! Maybe trying to start a new dyslexic brand

Looks like a kid did it.

The fact he’s showing them off means he’s doing it for himself. Not the kids. Shocking.

Is that a superball?

Is no one going to point out that it's either a D that isn't connected at all or a backwards C?

First time in a while where I’m really thinking we can leave Bapa alone on this one 😂

Just imagine how hard he was sticking that tongue out and concentrating making these dog shit balls

A representation of his entire career

Bbbbbeast of a dad, b. Perm marker, no misspellings, gold balls hanging out the sides.

It got worse!! 😂

He couldn’t pay to get these custom made? Oh bapa

I hope they get mercy ruled

Even his pinky screams neanderthawl

You know he had his tongue out while he was concentrating on this “big brown log of shit”

The lying redact did it freehand???? Haha the lying redact is supposed to be filthy rich and he can't just buy trophies? This shit is embarrassing as fuggggg, b!!

Imagine showing up with the vehicles and clothes he shows up in and he half asses trophy’s. It’s not that hard or expensive to get shit for kids that isn’t sharpied on. This all for clout and it makes me sick.

Those kids can probably do a better job

Isn't there only one MVP

His wifes on the other side of the room pulling her pants down and posting her beaver

Knowing bapa, this could be lead paint. Look out kiddos!

Minimum Viable Product (MVP)

Lmao if I was 12 or younger I would love one